=== ANCHOR POEM === ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── ┌────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: spirituality-mentioned │ └────────────────────────────┘ "nobody gets you" hence, cassandora and pandasandra "girl you can't just say something ominous like INVOKING PANDORA if you aren't sitting on something capable of mass doom" haha I want to cry ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/1916 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── "you don't seem autistic" wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/1648 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── "oh no my stuff touchers are casting a spell on my keyboard without my knowledge, how peculiar" said no-one in particular ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/5345 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────── you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/5086 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── nobody could have expected rogue trickster spirits operating in the pacific northwest, but hey here we are. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/2869 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── "nobody told me you can wear skirts above your boobs!" they used to have straps, too. [above boobs, below armpits] also like a skirt for your shoulders, but only a really flowy one would work. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/5124 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: NSFW, kink (ABDL), lewd pic w/o nudity │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-1370 wawawawawawawawawa : ) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/2881 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── "never lose your totem" I only lose things when in motion. at rest I know where everything is. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #8 messages/483 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so that you can use it on people who deserve it!" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/1196 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── @user-883 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #10 messages/977 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────── cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/1472 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── @user-883 my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : ( ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/5450 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── "cool it with the psychic posting" ha yeah okay. I still got some things to get through though. I bet someone somewhere wants to see it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/3285 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ah well guess I can't stream things hehe ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/5578 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── "yes.... YESSS!!~! burn your self out for me, puniful mortals! I BASK IN YOUR SIN OF DECREPIT DILIGENCE!" wow chill out it's like, 10am jeez ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/6321 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────── "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own thing." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┘ --- #16 messages/359 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to make sure it stays that way." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/5965 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── "you're too loud, weirdo" okayyyyy ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/327 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: mental-health-silly-schizoposting │ └───────────────────────────────────────┘ if you don't go outside, the synchronicities can't getcha oh you have to stay off the fediverse too-NOOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE ME ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #19 messages/1065 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────── Cassandora's curse is that she can never be in the right place at the right time. She has to use only her insight. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┘ --- #20 fediverse/3776 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're doing K's that you have at least four ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ |