=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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"I heard they're using cannabis to defeat parkinsons"
oh yeah well I heard they're using cannabis to defeat capitalism
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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wao this is great I love being high why don't I do this more often?
[oops cannabis-mentioned one sec]
"BECAUSE YOU ALTER THE FABRIC OF REALITY WITH IT??"
oh yeah that'd do it
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--- #2 fediverse/2814 ---
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I use cannabis medically
I post on the internet recreationally
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--- #3 fediverse/5727 ---
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I truly believe weed is good for me. Not medicine - it is nutritious.
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--- #4 fediverse_boost/5991 ---
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--- #5 fediverse/4855 ---
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"you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #6 messages/992 ---
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"well done!" he said, and i can't stop thinking about how happy it made me
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--- #7 fediverse/5322 ---
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"I am liberatory" they tell me, yet everyone I know has a job.
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--- #8 fediverse/3190 ---
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"oh don't mind her she's just suicidal over capitalism and making it everyone
else's problem"
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--- #9 fediverse/3892 ---
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"they should make clothing stores for tall people"
uhhhh have you ever heard of "big-and-tall"
"yeah but I'm not big, just tall"
smh
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--- #10 fediverse/4074 ---
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"buying something" under capitalism just means that you get less of everything
else in exchange for this particular thing.
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--- #11 messages/663 ---
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"cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
as I reach for my chopsticks
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--- #12 fediverse/4704 ---
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"Is... is she advocating for tax evasion??"
lol
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--- #13 fediverse/3689 ---
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"mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
"sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
the kirby's air ride at home:
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"hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #15 fediverse/2881 ---
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"never lose your totem"
I only lose things when in motion. at rest I know where everything is.
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"mom can we have some trans girls"
"no, we have trans girls at home"
the trans girls at home: :fediverse:
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--- #17 fediverse/5318 ---
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"grandpa trump" is synonymous with hitler in some circles
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--- #18 fediverse/4620 ---
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"is she bipolar or does she just consistently forget her estrogen injection?"
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--- #19 messages/288 ---
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"homeless" is just cap-talk for "too poor to function"
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--- #20 fediverse/6313 ---
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replacement tooth which is basically just a port to your bloodstream to slowly
diffuse THC / other medications into your body, bypassing the liver.
"ah but people don't wanna replace their tooth"
lotta people have crowns. isn't that similar?
"ah but the tooth doesn't really touch the bloodstream"
oh, oops. nevermind. wait, does it? I'm not a dentist!!
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