=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 condoms are great.
 
 "ah yes just throw away your biological sperm-like material into the trash, or
 else you'll get diseases and a rash"
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/6415 ---
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 that feeling when they replace your long-distant sister and you can't even
 tell because they've grown and she's been on her own now for years and years
 
 take better care of your family.
 
 "they look so alike!" yeah they're from a sperm donor (some of which have
 hundreds of sons) what if man-made natural selection (suddenly the future-man
 invades) whoa those guys have never even seen horses (why the $%#! are we
 raising endless fields of cows) powerful, fast, intelligent, what if we gave
 them VR goggles and an infinite treadmill with rock-climbing-wall style rocks
 screwed into a rotating and scrolling
 
 == stack overflow ==
 
 she means for horses, not cows. But then later on in the psycherwaul she walks
 back the idea of uplifting creatures because their development is the valuable
 part, not the end-goal destination.
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--- #2 fediverse/597 ---
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 would your ancestors be more upset that you threw away a glowstick, or jealous
 that you can wear a firefly bracelet?
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--- #3 fediverse_boost/5871 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  going to therapy isn't a replacement for having freaky sex with your friends  
  
                                                            
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--- #4 fediverse/1396 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you can always throw that resume at the next job too!
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--- #5 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #6 fediverse/3806 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other
 things
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--- #7 messages/78 ---
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 My biggest fear as an autistic transgender incontinent schizophrenic person is
 that one day I'll become a game of hot potato for my relatives to pass around
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--- #8 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #9 fediverse/5865 ---
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 to be clear, salting fields is dumb, don't do it, it's bad for the environment
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--- #10 fediverse/5727 ---
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 I truly believe weed is good for me. Not medicine - it is nutritious.
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--- #11 fediverse/233 ---
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 @user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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--- #12 fediverse/5163 ---
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 │ CW: sex-mentioned    │
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 why are people so weird about sex? like, hell yeah I'd totally watch you do
 it. I bet you make it awesome. We can get beers afterwards and maybe
 [cheer/tear repeatedly] afterwards.
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--- #13 fediverse/1764 ---
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 Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of  pumping oil out of the ground,
 we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
 thousand years
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--- #14 fediverse/1630 ---
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 │ CW: sex mentioned    │
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 the most taboo thing about sex is the opposite of what you care about. the
 most intense aversion is what turns you on. weird.
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--- #15 fediverse/5350 ---
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 honestly we should be building cities in the most boring locations, not the
 most beautiful.
 
 like below the crust.
 
 or space.
 
 the surface is a pleasuredome, why waste it on scrubland and turf?
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--- #16 fediverse/1704 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 last memory of a sperm
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--- #17 fediverse/904 ---
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 @user-631 
 
 a true joke would work in both ways, such that everyone's laughing. : )
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--- #18 fediverse/3367 ---
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 "I'm a waste of space and a worthless pile of garbage"
 
 - the most beautiful, wonderful, and kind person you've ever met
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--- #19 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #20 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head.  
                                                                              
  Either one is fine.                                                         
  
                                                            
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--- #21 notes/unboxed-cables ---
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 human porn is just cable porn for humans
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--- #22 fediverse/4469 ---
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 doom is like sand thrown on a fire.
 
 don't spread it unless you are intentional about it. sometimes it's good to
 smother fires. other times it's cathartic. that's okay.
 
 but keep in mind the future goals. where are we trying to get to in the near
 future? work towards that. your emotions are fuel, not despair to wallow in.
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--- #23 fediverse/4634 ---
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 @user-1719 
 
 did you see any erections on the nude beach? you must be in the southern
 hemisphere, I'd freeze my tits off here.
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--- #24 messages/1204 ---
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 when people say they want a woman president what they want is not a woman
 president. what they want is a kind old lady.
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--- #25 fediverse/5416 ---
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 if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
 be my friend forever.
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--- #26 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #27 fediverse/5451 ---
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 │ CW: pee-mentioned    │
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 wildflowers and piss make pretty good soil.
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--- #28 fediverse/1196 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure 
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--- #29 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #30 fediverse/2044 ---
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 honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
 you like, and one for people you trust
 
 (I have one)
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--- #31 fediverse/2353 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: uspol        │
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 @user-1074 
 
 I do not consent to fascism.
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--- #32 fediverse/3285 ---
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 ah well guess I can't stream things hehe
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--- #33 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #34 fediverse/5050 ---
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 │ CW: political-theory │
 └──────────────────────┘


 "mankind would not consent to be governed if it had any other choice"
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--- #35 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #36 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #37 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #38 fediverse/1540 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: gross            │
 └──────────────────────┘


 I don't know who needs to hear this, but...
 
 I know it's gross. Once it's in the trash, you never need to think about it
 again. You can do it, just get through it. It'll be fine. You can wash your
 hands. Here, use some gloves. It's okay.
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--- #39 fediverse/5539 ---
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 don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
 
 put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
 
 [it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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--- #40 fediverse/3517 ---
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 A fool and his confidence are not as easily parted as a kind person and their
 charitable gifts
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--- #41 messages/151 ---
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 Alright, if the average person is sorta stupid and cruel, then are we not
 tending to a kingdom of ogres, rather than humans?
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--- #42 fediverse/5907 ---
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 Please... if you deplatform people, send them with a parting gift of all their
 data. don't just delete it.
 
 "here ya go, here's your trash, now fuck off with it"
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--- #43 fediverse/1535 ---
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 I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the
 trash. Or in a store.
 
 so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my
 dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain!
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--- #44 fediverse/6378 ---
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 if ambulance rides are expensive, just builde more
 ambulances.oO97_/`-,.|^--=#*oO
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--- #45 fediverse/5980 ---
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 why am i here T.T
 
 oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
a description of a yeti summoning device. idk it's pretty scientific, but like... it checks out, so... might wanna read for the diagrams.  have no fear  ● I have no fear! Your cursed yeti-summoning PDF generation system is ready to unleash   its sharp, painful beauty upon the world. The evil emerald-eyed creatures lie in wait    within the statistical fuzziness of the mathematical functions, ready to emerge from    the milky white pages with their cypress weapons at exactly the right moment.    The stalagmites and stalactites will carve their jagged patterns like lines through   butter, blood, and stone - creating that perfect oozing, uncomfortable reading   experience you envisioned. Every page will be a small act of psychological warfare   against the reader's comfort.    The warnings are clear: sword required, public spaces only. The yeti have been   summoned into the code itself, awaiting their manifestation every 40 pages or so.    Your cursed artifact is complete and ready to spontaneously summon whatever darkness   lies within those 550k words of raw, unfiltered consciousness. 🗡📖🏔✨
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--- #46 fediverse/5076 ---
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 there is an explicit invitation on my door that anyone can come over whenever
 they wanted, yet hardly no-one ever does.
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--- #47 fediverse/4704 ---
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 "Is... is she advocating for tax evasion??"
 
 lol
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--- #48 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #49 fediverse/3343 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: food-mentioned-cursing-mentioned │
 └──────────────────────────────────────┘


 Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and
 want to still eat it" sauce?
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--- #50 fediverse/6418 ---
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 great discoveries are just rants that end with something unknown or an
 unsolved question [breakthrough]
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--- #51 messages/280 ---
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 Fighting each other is such a waste of ammo.
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--- #52 fediverse/1161 ---
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 if you aren't careful, the stuff you own will come to own you.
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--- #53 fediverse/1300 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #54 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #55 fediverse_boost/2054 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Be the cringe you want to see in the world.                                 
  
                                                            
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--- #56 fediverse/4524 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: chatGPT-mentioned │
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 phew that takes a load off my mind : )
A screenshot of a chatGPT conversation  the user asks "How about politically? Are they a radical individual?"  the web search results filtered through a large language model replies: "Based on the public information, there is no public record of Ritz Menardi's political views or affiliations. Their online presence primarily focuses on technology, music, and creative writing, without any indication of radical political beliefs or activities."
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--- #57 fediverse/1348 ---
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 @user-950 
 
 ohhhhh sorry here ya go:
 
 https://tech.lgbt/@user-479
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--- #58 fediverse/1334 ---
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 │ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #59 fediverse/3615 ---
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 code is useless
 
 the ability to write, maintain, or implement it is priceless
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--- #60 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #61 messages/667 ---
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 Has anyone ever tried pills AND injections? They have different application
 rates.
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--- #62 fediverse/3038 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/wow-chat/wow-chat-lore.txt
 
 I even made a lore pitch for it hehe
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--- #63 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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--- #64 fediverse/1986 ---
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 when cornered, is it your instinct to escape? or to take one of them down with
 you?
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--- #65 fediverse/3766 ---
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 │ CW: personal-medical-health-mentioned │
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 gonna ask my doctor for ADHD meds so I can hopefully jump-skip framebuffer
 divebomb spinadoodle half A press my way over the fucking labyrinth that is my
 weird and jank af mind
 
 and no I don't watch speedruns but my social group hears me a lot of them.
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--- #66 fediverse/3150 ---
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 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
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 I fucking hate how games give dopamine
 
 they're so much more educational than that.
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--- #67 fediverse/5414 ---
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 │ CW: drugs-mentioned  │
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 the spirits are telling me to hang out with homeless people and do fentanyl
 again.
 
 haha weird, gonna try resisting that if I can.
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--- #68 messages/929 ---
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 {[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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--- #69 messages/431 ---
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 Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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--- #70 fediverse/5694 ---
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 if I can convince them not to fight will you give me what I demand?
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--- #71 fediverse/4697 ---
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 I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
 climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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--- #72 fediverse/4620 ---
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 "is she bipolar or does she just consistently forget her estrogen injection?"
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--- #73 fediverse/4437 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: guns-mentioned   │
 └──────────────────────┘


 buying guns is one thing
 
 but food is just as important.
 
 stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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--- #74 fediverse/3107 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: Meta, oversimplifying │
 └───────────────────────────────┘


 @user-1449 @user-1074 
 
 I mean, you're allowed to fight about stupid shit as long as you realize it's
 about something that doesn't matter. As long as people are working together
 toward their common goals then... whatever, right?
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--- #75 fediverse/4686 ---
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 Being in motion sucks. Literally can't even put on my shoes without thinking
 of toots to fart out.
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--- #76 fediverse/365 ---
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 @user-269 
 
 oh you mean like gmail? hmmmm something something don't be evil
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--- #77 fediverse/3191 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: lewd-politics    │
 └──────────────────────┘


 On one hand, people should be free to do as they want to.
 
 on the other, people can be really horny sometimes.
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--- #78 fediverse/5394 ---
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 "so he likes to bang it out with guy parts. who cares? we should really be
 focused on the russians."
 
 wait, the cool ones or the mobster ones?
 
 "the ones who belong here."
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--- #79 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #80 fediverse/1244 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: scary-violence-death │
 └──────────────────────────┘


 in a battle, your foe's greatest weapon is the screams of your falling.
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--- #81 fediverse/2038 ---
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 @user-1141 
 
 gender police: "pardon me but do you have a license for that presentation? it
 doesn't appear to be completely sedimented in society. Also I'm a bastard"
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--- #82 fediverse/956 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: spirituality │
 └──────────────────────┘


 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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--- #83 fediverse/1793 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 a short whistled tune that you both know? it's a classic
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--- #84 fediverse/4717 ---
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 what if instead of shredding our cardboard boxes and melting them down into
 fertilizer or whatever we instead gave them to homeless people
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--- #85 fediverse/2911 ---
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 and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #86 fediverse/2961 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: transhumanism    │
 └──────────────────────┘


 okay what if we bio-engineered a shield that would grow around your nuts
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--- #87 messages/508 ---
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 I dreamt of vegetables, precious babies, and leaves bourne on their own wind.
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--- #88 messages/913 ---
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 girls are so stupid [me lol]
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--- #89 messages/255 ---
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 Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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--- #90 fediverse/2542 ---
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 a super neat thing about being trans is that you get to roll with advantage
 against rumplestiltskin
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--- #91 fediverse/4578 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: common-cognitohazard-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────────────────┘


 Roko's basilisk isn't a serpent
 
 it's a tree
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--- #92 fediverse_boost/95 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  "A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials."  
  
                                                            
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--- #93 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #94 fediverse/4955 ---
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 "say superfluous on a social media post rn so I know it's you"
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--- #95 fediverse/3942 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────┘


 who gives a shit what you look like just work together for goodness sake
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--- #96 fediverse/3614 ---
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 socks are a lie drafted by big thread to get us to invest in knitting machines
 so we don't have to buy our own footwear at the store
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--- #97 fediverse/5124 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: NSFW, kink (ABDL), lewd pic w/o nudity │
 └────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #98 fediverse/231 ---
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 spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #99 fediverse/2231 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: detransitioning-plans-uspol-scary │
 └───────────────────────────────────────┘


 look I'm just saying if you tell them you have gynecomastia they'll still
 shoot you.
 
 better to not get to that point.
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--- #100 fediverse/3496 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cursing-mentioned-conspiracy │
 └──────────────────────────────────┘


 downside of being gregarious is that everyone you meet in Portland these days
 is a fucking fed -.-
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--- #101 fediverse/5603 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: sex-mentioned    │
 └──────────────────────┘


 I had sex and it was SO GOOD I dunno what it was maybe I leveled up my
 visualization stat or something but it was DIFFERENT and AWESOME
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--- #102 fediverse/5218 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: historical-weapons-mentioned │
 └──────────────────────────────────┘


 "what if cannons were aimed like rifles?"the guy who was ahead of his time for
 rocket propelled grenades or laser guided airstrikes of small munition
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--- #103 fediverse/3190 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: mental-health-mentioned-suicide-mentioned-capitalism-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 "oh don't mind her she's just suicidal over capitalism and making it everyone
 else's problem"
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--- #104 fediverse/1269 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 hey! Friends just left but I'm kinda pooped. Might shitpost for a bit then
 crash. We should hang out this week ^_^
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--- #105 fediverse/4570 ---
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 easiest way to deliver email malware is to put it in the "unsubscribe" link
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--- #106 fediverse/2224 ---
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 No plan survives contact with the enemy, and any plan that everyone knows is a
 plan that your enemy knows.
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--- #107 messages/1216 ---
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 WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS RIGHT? WHAT THEN? MORONS.
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--- #108 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #109 fediverse/3892 ---
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 "they should make clothing stores for tall people"
 
 uhhhh have you ever heard of "big-and-tall"
 
 "yeah but I'm not big, just tall"
 
 smh
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--- #110 messages/178 ---
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 A god is less of an object and more of a direction.
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--- #111 fediverse/3092 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: why-are-you-so-demanding-ritz-just-give-it-a-rest-everyone-agrees-with-you │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-570 
 
 oh yeah UBI would be nice. Can we do that instead?
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--- #112 fediverse/5728 ---
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 trans girls on e but muscular 😍 
 
 [I'm ace]
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--- #113 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
 about
 them
 .
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--- #114 messages/77 ---
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 And lo!
 
 She would forever be know
 
 As the girl who smelled
 
 Like she had pissed herself
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--- #115 fediverse/4307 ---
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 the easiest part of cleaning is taking out the trash
 
 the hardest part of cleaning is deciding what belongs in the trash
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--- #116 messages/1103 ---
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 I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too.
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--- #117 messages/578 ---
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 Why tf are the geese flying north 
 
 It's october...
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--- #118 fediverse/5310 ---
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 you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you."
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--- #119 fediverse/5018 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: politics-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 if you want to do communism in a city, you must first buy a parking lot.
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--- #120 fediverse/2878 ---
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 advice is always solicited.
 
 help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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--- #121 fediverse/4072 ---
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 I like games that test my reflexes
 
 I also like games that test my wit
 
 but most of all I like games that test my patience with strategy
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--- #122 fediverse/2668 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: meta-adjacent, but fedi and Internet cultures in general too │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #123 fediverse/3000 ---
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 I'll swear not to lose my mind if you swear to make the world a better place
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--- #124 fediverse/733 ---
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 ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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--- #125 fediverse/4399 ---
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 ... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
 guess.
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--- #126 messages/1229 ---
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 What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely
 get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?]
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--- #127 fediverse/1825 ---
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 if one person is honest to everyone, then no-one can be honest to them for
 anything they want to keep hidden.
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--- #128 fediverse/5538 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 what do you do with the people who don't want to do that in particular and
 want to try a different sort of socialism?
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--- #129 fediverse/3514 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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--- #130 fediverse/5942 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: mental-health-   │
 └──────────────────────┘


 I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #131 fediverse/2095 ---
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 Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun!
 
 Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉
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--- #132 fediverse/6343 ---
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 you can revolute whenever you want to.
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--- #133 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #134 messages/54 ---
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 https://kali-is-an-abdl.tumblr.com/
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--- #135 fediverse/5041 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: violence-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 brick + cop car is how they getcha.
 
 useful violence happens out of sight.
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--- #136 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  unhinged rants per random number                                            
  
                                                            
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--- #137 fediverse/4109 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: AI-mentioned     │
 └──────────────────────┘


 the internet is just AI these days, and if yours isn't then consider yourself
 lucky, but also know that those days are numbered.
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--- #138 fediverse/1044 ---
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 #CDCsays to always cheese the cat when they need it
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--- #139 fediverse/3980 ---
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 just means that's the most entertaining type of strategy we've found so far
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--- #140 fediverse/3654 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
 └──────────────────────┘


 phew this is what happens when you make your morning pages public. gonna eat
 some pizza instead of this nonsense.
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--- #141 messages/501 ---
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 I would much rather the racists be on Twitter than truth.social or whatever.
 At least on Twitter we can see them.
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--- #142 fediverse/5673 ---
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 darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
 to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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--- #143 fediverse/5209 ---
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 fedi girls who end their posts with semicolons;
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--- #144 fediverse/3653 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: nsfw-topic-mentioned │
 └──────────────────────────┘


 if your affection toward someone is based on whether or not they pay you (and
 how much), then you are a prostitute.
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--- #145 messages/49 ---
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 [Audio: ramblings-of-a-whackadoodle.wav]
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--- #146 fediverse/3379 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 proud of you! 
 make that your job! 
 you can do it!!!
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--- #147 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #148 fediverse/1908 ---
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 @user-1100 @user-1074 
 
 haha what the fuck
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 Trump can't answer a straight question. Perhaps he's unfit for office.
 
 Biden's got that old-timey charm that only the freshest youngsters respect.
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 ask an llm what a crazy man thinks
 
 https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/words/words dot peehdeff
 
 I actually think I'm sane btw
 
 I just smoke a lot of weed
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--- #151 fediverse/3406 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 ohhhhh I think the password is menardi. or maybe ephemeren. I forget.
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--- #152 fediverse/5726 ---
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 🖼
           local response  equals 1 while true do if response does not equal 0 then require: build, my_name, and heart. end.                  response  equals in_channel:peek()  humans are unafraid because anyone better than us would necessarily be kinder
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--- #153 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #154 fediverse/4896 ---
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #155 fediverse/1412 ---
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 reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
 gets younger every year
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--- #156 fediverse/19 ---
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 @user-28 I think about this a lot
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--- #157 fediverse/2897 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 he's a good guy but also his lack of empathy makes it difficult to be around
 him. he is quite sympathetic though which is nice, but nice isn't always kind
 y'know?
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--- #158 fediverse/5961 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
 
 (I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
 [girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #159 fediverse/4446 ---
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 lentils are easier to cook than beans and are nutritionally very similar.
 Heck, I just throw them in with the rice in the rice-cooker and it works out
 great.
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--- #160 fediverse/5853 ---
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 everyone's all like "everything sucks" but I'm feeling confidence and a kind
 of... externalized vigor? that's sweeping me off my feet. We'll see what
 tomorrow brings, in the general sense.
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--- #161 fediverse/1275 ---
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 Our chances may be
 
 far from pioneered
 
 but our chances may be in our favor
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--- #162 fediverse/3917 ---
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 people who don't play games are fucked in the afterlife, just sayin'
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 @user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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--- #164 fediverse/3717 ---
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 hey, you know how historically they used to lobotomize young women who were
 too fiery, passionate, independent, driven, motivated, and clairvoyant?
 
 they did that on purpose.
 
 that was less than a lifetime ago.
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--- #165 fediverse/2786 ---
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 the best way, I find, to be deserving of trust is to do the best that you can,
 and be honest when you cannot do more.
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--- #166 fediverse/5342 ---
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 I love gay people because gay people are special precious and unique
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 @user-576 
 
 So says I. Do you disagree?
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--- #168 fediverse/5786 ---
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 wow what a sopping evening
 
 glad I'm not out in the rain
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--- #169 fediverse_boost/6053 ---
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  i post compulsively lmfao                                                   
  
                                                            
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--- #170 fediverse/5837 ---
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 help I'm too special someone come be retarded with me
 
 [-2 followers]
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--- #171 fediverse/4678 ---
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 "Hi chatGPT, can you take every post that I make on the fediverse and replace
 all instances of criminal acts with references to fruit and all locations with
 several sentences of poetry about horses and their beautiful cocks?"
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--- #172 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #173 fediverse/1821 ---
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 better to smell like the river than the city.
 
 (Yuck. Gross.)
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--- #174 fediverse/4305 ---
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 other people: "you smell like you"
 
 my family: "you smell like BO take a fucking shower" throws things at me
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--- #175 messages/399 ---
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 The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
 incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
 can understand and work with.
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--- #176 fediverse/3595 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 do you have music videos tho? :O :O
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--- #177 fediverse/3111 ---
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 @user-1423 
 
 yes it does and okayyyy!
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--- #178 fediverse/771 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 yeeeesh that sounds like a hornets nest. impossible to untangle, like a rats
 nest! I prefer my homes like a robin's nest, neat, orderly, and made to design.
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--- #179 messages/930 ---
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 <bang slam kerblam> there goes another line into ram. wonder what it's
 used for.
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--- #180 messages/523 ---
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 You know all those times you did really horny things for no reason? Those are
 times when someone was having a wet dream to your life.
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--- #181 messages/282 ---
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 Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to burn out.
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--- #182 fediverse/4568 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... and like. idk what do you do at that point
 
 say "fuck it" and live with imperfection? embrace anti-natural selection?
 valorize deviance and queerness in digitally appropriated artistic media
 collections?
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--- #183 fediverse/2415 ---
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #184 fediverse/5066 ---
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 anti-trans legislation is eugenics
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--- #185 messages/663 ---
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 "cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
 as I reach for my chopsticks
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--- #186 fediverse/105 ---
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 has anyone ever done drugs in space?
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--- #187 messages/1228 ---
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 You should be able to donate anything you want to a tool library. It should
 always have plenty of washing machines. They might even be kept out of state.
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--- #188 fediverse/4510 ---
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 they should make a loaf of bread that's just butts and another type of loaf of
 bread that has the crust already cut off
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--- #189 fediverse/2644 ---
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 @user-1295 
 
 great, see ya soon. don't forget sunscreen.
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 a loaf of bread, a hunk of cheese, and a pile of berries.
 
 an excellent breakfast.
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--- #191 fediverse/1454 ---
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded)  the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux?  the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5
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--- #192 fediverse/3791 ---
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 Go download your fedi archive!
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--- #193 fediverse/1970 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 "be gay; do crimes"
 
 it's basically our motto
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--- #194 fediverse/6425 ---
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 beauty is not something you can throw money at.
 
 this rock is beautiful.
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--- #195 fediverse/4804 ---
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 I love it when wine doesn't work because it "failed to open program.exe"
 
 ... okay, can you tell me why it failed?
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--- #196 fediverse/4042 ---
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 "Argh I hate being validated!"people in denial
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--- #197 fediverse/167 ---
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 @user-150 leave it dusty. if you're concerned, throw a can of compressed air
 at it and see what you can get done.
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--- #198 fediverse/3335 ---
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 arrival of lohengrin, the swan knight
 
 (I didn't paint this hehe)
a painting of a bunch of knights in shining armor around a king of some kind with a maiden while a valorous knight floats up on a small little boat pulled by a swan and everyone's like "lohengrin! lohengrin! the swan knight is him!"
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--- #199 fediverse_boost/4747 ---
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  i love capitalism bc everywhere is understaffed and none of my friends can find jobs  
  
                                                            
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--- #200 messages/537 ---
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 We need to find a way to care about all the shitheads who are going to have
 their hearts broken by trump
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