=== ANCHOR POEM === ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────── condoms are great. "ah yes just throw away your biological sperm-like material into the trash, or else you'll get diseases and a rash" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/6415 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursed │ └──────────────────────┘ that feeling when they replace your long-distant sister and you can't even tell because they've grown and she's been on her own now for years and years take better care of your family. "they look so alike!" yeah they're from a sperm donor (some of which have hundreds of sons) what if man-made natural selection (suddenly the future-man invades) whoa those guys have never even seen horses (why the $%#! are we raising endless fields of cows) powerful, fast, intelligent, what if we gave them VR goggles and an infinite treadmill with rock-climbing-wall style rocks screwed into a rotating and scrolling == stack overflow == she means for horses, not cows. But then later on in the psycherwaul she walks back the idea of uplifting creatures because their development is the valuable part, not the end-goal destination. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┘ --- #2 fediverse/597 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── would your ancestors be more upset that you threw away a glowstick, or jealous that you can wear a firefly bracelet? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse_boost/5871 --- ◀─╔══════════════════════════════[BOOST]════════════════════════════════─────────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ going to therapy isn't a replacement for having freaky sex with your friends │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┴───────╝─▶ --- #4 fediverse/1396 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── @user-883 you can always throw that resume at the next job too! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/6458 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───── gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┘ --- #6 fediverse/3806 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: Hot take │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-1074 I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other things ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #7 messages/78 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── My biggest fear as an autistic transgender incontinent schizophrenic person is that one day I'll become a game of hot potato for my relatives to pass around ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/829 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────── you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/5865 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── to be clear, salting fields is dumb, don't do it, it's bad for the environment ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/5727 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── I truly believe weed is good for me. Not medicine - it is nutritious. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #11 messages/1288 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════── I am an incontinent girl. Of course my bed smells like piss. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┘ --- #12 fediverse/233 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────── @user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/5163 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: sex-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ why are people so weird about sex? like, hell yeah I'd totally watch you do it. I bet you make it awesome. We can get beers afterwards and maybe [cheer/tear repeatedly] afterwards. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/1764 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of pumping oil out of the ground, we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few thousand years ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/1630 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: sex mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ the most taboo thing about sex is the opposite of what you care about. the most intense aversion is what turns you on. weird. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/5350 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────── honestly we should be building cities in the most boring locations, not the most beautiful. like below the crust. or space. the surface is a pleasuredome, why waste it on scrubland and turf? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/1704 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── @user-217 last memory of a sperm ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/904 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── @user-631 a true joke would work in both ways, such that everyone's laughing. : ) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/3367 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── "I'm a waste of space and a worthless pile of garbage" - the most beautiful, wonderful, and kind person you've ever met ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/3999 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO right, y'know? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘ |