=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 @user-1446 
 
 trans people long ago figured out that a great way to avoid rude comments is
 to change your profile picture to an anime girl or something abstract like
 mine. It's kinda fucked but it's whatever.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 downside of being gregarious is that everyone you meet in Portland these days
 is a fucking fed -.-
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--- #2 fediverse/5416 ---
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 if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
 be my friend forever.
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--- #3 fediverse/2412 ---
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 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 just gonna say you probably deserve that particular screenshotted block haha -
 imagine calling anarcho-nina a fed xD xD
 
 plus that first "get the fuck out of my mentions" was a tip that went over
 your head, not a threat said in anger. she's pretty darn angry but that just
 means you don't wanna be in her way =P
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--- #4 fediverse/4686 ---
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 Being in motion sucks. Literally can't even put on my shoes without thinking
 of toots to fart out.
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--- #5 fediverse/6119 ---
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 what's the point of using a password manager if they're just going to 2FA your
 ass anyway?
 
 oh right, so google knows whenever someone signs into obscure-porn-site.com or
 radical-chemistry-and-explosives.net or
 cheap-hot-anime-gunpla-fast-xoxo.itch.io or whatever the kids are buying these
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 that feeling when your computers are just fucked and it's like... whatever,
 computers are fucked, I don't give a fuck
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--- #7 fediverse/169 ---
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 @user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling
 me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people
 did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively
 encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body
 language spoke for them. I'll try that next time.
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 I fucking hate how games give dopamine
 
 they're so much more educational than that.
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 if I was writing a programming language, I'd name it C just to fuck with people
 
 (great, now others can decide how it's known)
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 Alright, if the average person is sorta stupid and cruel, then are we not
 tending to a kingdom of ogres, rather than humans?
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 @user-192 
 
 ... and like. idk what do you do at that point
 
 say "fuck it" and live with imperfection? embrace anti-natural selection?
 valorize deviance and queerness in digitally appropriated artistic media
 collections?
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 for the same reason you shouldn't compliment a cute girl based on something
 she can't control ("nice tits gorgeous can I suck on ur nipples later") but
 should instead compliment them on something they chose ("cool tattoos I also
 like Celeste")
 
 you also shouldn't accuse hot people of colonizing just because they like to
 play Magic the Gathering or whatever.
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 true homies give their pals nicknames on Discord or whatever messaging apps so
 it's slightly less likely they'll be compromised if their phone is yoinked
 while they're walking down the street and looking at directions to get to the
 bakery down the street which was closed darn it okay let's see what's around
 
 ... slightly... Also helps against screenshots I guess. The profile pic can't
 be changed tho so that's fucked.
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 dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
 literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
 and it'll just, do that thing
 
 how cool is that
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 anyone who punches left is a fucking fed or a fascist or both
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 when you change profile pictures the beings inside my brain see you as a
 different entity
 
 less so for names, as visuals are [closer to] their native language
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--- #17 fediverse/3180 ---
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 I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
 seen by everyone around.
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 "She's a witch, and for some reason she's convinced it's okay to be fucking
 insane on main"
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 what if me and my friends were too cute for this world and all the
 conservatives who don't like queer people just fell in love and realized we're
 pretty freakin' cool if you can get past the strange parts
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 kinda fucked up that you can't write an explanation question answer paragraph
 essay statement when appealing youtube's
 content-guideline-artistic-content-removal-policy. Especially when there are
 exemptions for artistic pieces under the nudity clause article seven.
 
 it's just a boob, what's the big deal?
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