=== ANCHOR POEM === ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ "She's a witch, and for some reason she's convinced it's okay to be fucking insane on main" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/4620 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── "is she bipolar or does she just consistently forget her estrogen injection?" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/3683 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ "your hat makes you look like a fucking nazgul" hell yeah it does. I'm a witch what the fuck did you think I was going for?? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/3809 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: violence-mentioned │ └────────────────────────┘ "Ritz, we love you, but you're fucking stupid, so we're gonna have to break your legs now." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/5796 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── "what is she DOING" or is it more like "what is she VIEWING" like damn that's some pretty spicy kush ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/2910 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: politics │ └──────────────────────┘ anyone who punches left is a fucking fed or a fascist or both ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #6 messages/1306 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════── she's so fucking gorgeous ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┘ --- #7 fediverse/5812 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────── "she's got the spirit, but she's totally unfit for it" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/3190 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: mental-health-mentioned-suicide-mentioned-capitalism-mentioned │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ "oh don't mind her she's just suicidal over capitalism and making it everyone else's problem" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/27 --- ═══════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing, mirror, mental illness │ └─────────────────────────────────────┘ *looks in a mirror* why do all the gorgeous ones have to be fucking insane ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #10 messages/1454 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─ "oh she's chinese or gay" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘ --- #11 fediverse/1908 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── @user-1100 @user-1074 haha what the fuck ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/4042 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── "Argh I hate being validated!"people in denial ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘ --- #13 messages/212 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── Also she's just a person, a cursed person but hey she's just trying to do right. So am i. I believe in goodness, and so does she (even though she can be a bit evil about it) (without trying, I might add, it just comes naturally to her) (she's better now though) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/3150 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ I fucking hate how games give dopamine they're so much more educational than that. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/3999 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO right, y'know? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/4700 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned-nazis-mentioned │ └───────────────────────────────────────┘ "Ritz Menardi doesn't know anything. She's not allowed to know anything. If you tell her anything, she might tell someone about it because she's fucking stupid. Either that or she's cursed or something. Either way, she isn't allowed to know anything, so if you see her be nice, try and help her if you can, but don't fucking tell her anything." haha just things I overheard a couple days ago that randomly popped back into my head I don't see any nazis around me. Which begs the question: how can you fight that which you cannot see? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/1669 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── "she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what to describe as." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/6156 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────── kicking up a sandstorm. "someone once told me to act suspicious as fuck while doing nothing illegal and I took it to heart" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┘ --- #19 fediverse/5965 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── "you're too loud, weirdo" okayyyyy ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/3256 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ humanity survives in the dark forest because all the information we create is fucking stupid ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ |