=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 Verizon is apparently the only "secure" mobile network, though I'm not sure
 why.
 
 Frankly I don't think any of them are secure, but ah well who can say.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/4751 ---
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
 is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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--- #2 fediverse/4720 ---
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 @user-882 
 
 it's a security hole though
 
 yeah... there ya go...
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--- #3 fediverse_boost/4311 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  software: i'm secure                                                        
  software: is proprietary                                                    
                                                                              
  yeah, no, you're not secure                                                 
  
                                                            
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--- #4 fediverse/5872 ---
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 │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │
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 what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
 the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
 
 [timestamp]
 
 [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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--- #5 fediverse_boost/3867 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I really hate "two factor" auth.  Like, cool, I get it, it let's you pretend you can divest responsibility for security and recovery, but also it means dropping my phone too hard could be a life disrupting event so somehow I don't really feel like this is for my benefit.  
  
                                                            
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--- #6 fediverse/2671 ---
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 highly, highly recommend having a smart phone and a dumb phone at the same
 time. The smart phone can be wi-fi only so you don't have to pay for it,
 just... have it around in-case you need it. Use it for things like playing
 Magic Survival or messaging from bed, but use your flip phone for all the
 phone-related activities like calls and texts.
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--- #7 fediverse/5559 ---
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 @user-1850 
 
 why not just reduce the number of ping checks to see if they're still
 connected? if nobody's talking then why bother sending nothing to nowhere?
 
 the bandwidth for silence is free.
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--- #8 fediverse/1416 ---
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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--- #9 fediverse/4930 ---
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 hi does anyone know of an app that non tech people could use that's like
 "signal but organized like discord" with channels and threads and such?
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--- #10 fediverse/365 ---
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 @user-269 
 
 oh you mean like gmail? hmmmm something something don't be evil
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--- #11 fediverse/6057 ---
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 gonna touch grass. maybe do some programming. ttyl
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--- #12 fediverse/3213 ---
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 @user-1484 
 
 I'm curious which operating systems don't have that feature?
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--- #13 fediverse/3631 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: computer-toucher-stuff │
 └────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-883 
 
 I have a different port for my desktop and my laptop just in-case the router
 forgets to check the postmarked address on the packets it receives... at least
 it'll know which port to send it to!
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--- #14 messages/701 ---
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 one sec  gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
 lemme think
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--- #15 messages/911 ---
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 literally zero secret messages in the game titles. I just feel like playing
 one or another because of the *gameplay*
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--- #16 messages/635 ---
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 Yeah, sure, signal is encrypted, but they could just put a virus on your
 miniature pocket tv that streams your screen into a text recognition bot which
 streams that text into an LLM trained to report on suspicious seditious
 activity.
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--- #17 fediverse/5948 ---
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 worth
picture of my cat sleeping on my lap at my computer desk.
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--- #18 fediverse/3696 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: mental-health    │
 └──────────────────────┘


 why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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--- #19 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #20 fediverse/3454 ---
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 deleting messages is pointless.
 
 it's always better to assume that they'll be screenshotted before you post.
 
 anything you say on the internet can and WILL be used against you
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--- #21 fediverse/4539 ---
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 @user-1698 
 
 My favorite mobile game is "Magic Survival" and while it is "active" it
 doesn't require strong "reflexes" per se, so idk it might work for your
 unsteady hands.
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--- #22 messages/573 ---
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 There will come a day when we must spam our messages into every discord server
 we know. Hold on tight.
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--- #23 fediverse/320 ---
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 @user-232 @user-233 @user-234
 
 you're not wrong.
 
 there's more to it than that, but you're not wrong.
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--- #24 fediverse_boost/2965 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  i will use CW for #USpol if computer people start using CW for tech computer boring linux software posting. i said what i said  
  
                                                            
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--- #25 fediverse/2198 ---
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 @user-1206 
 
 Plug it into my mostly broken laptop that has the network card physically
 removed and see what's on it
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--- #26 fediverse/5355 ---
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 "that email address is already taken, please sign in instead"
 
 >.
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--- #27 fediverse/5657 ---
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 I keep telling myself there's nothing useful on the internet yet still I remain
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--- #28 fediverse/1466 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: death-mentioned-insurance-mentioned-bricks-mentioned │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 my opsec is non-existent teehee does anyone want my IP? or even my address,
 it's not like I lock my door
 
 if (when) my poor decisions get me killed (whoops adding content warning)
 please throw a brick at an insurance company for me thanks
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--- #29 fediverse/1664 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: protests, politics, dogwhistles │
 └─────────────────────────────────────┘


 do you ever think about how calling the BLM events "protests" versus "riots"
 is a subtle dogwhistle for your politics? I usually say "riots" so that I
 blend in. also because I've been conditioned by the people who I talk to about
 them.
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--- #30 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #31 fediverse/6380 ---
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 [it won't connect because I'm not hosting it, but it's fun to think about]
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--- #32 fediverse/2120 ---
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 sometimes I think performing my art was just an excuse to use Linux. At least,
 some of my art.
 
 But hey, I'm not complaining, it's awesome.
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--- #33 fediverse/780 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: pol-capitalism │
 └────────────────────────┘


 @user-576 
 
 So says I. Do you disagree?
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--- #34 fediverse/3826 ---
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 @user-1600 
 
 you guessed correctly, good job finding me hehe
 
 and yes, I think someone else was using my account. Gonna try and figure out
 what he said.
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--- #35 fediverse/530 ---
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 @user-387 @user-388 
 
 Also a few weeks ago (month or two maybe? idk time is an illusion) they
 updated their mobile app and now it's just worse.
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--- #36 fediverse/2146 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 "reason not available" doesn't tell me anything except that my experience is
 valid
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--- #37 fediverse/3407 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 there's only a password so that if the zip archive is displaced from it's
 context it's harder to read.
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--- #38 fediverse/1196 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure 
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--- #39 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #40 fediverse/3095 ---
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 if your business can't afford to have a back-up plan, then it is not a
 sufficiently prepared operation.
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--- #41 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #42 fediverse/245 ---
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 if your phone doesn't have a headphone jack, how are you going to use it for
 anything that Apple doesn't want you to?
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--- #43 fediverse/1348 ---
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 @user-950 
 
 ohhhhh sorry here ya go:
 
 https://tech.lgbt/@user-479
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--- #44 fediverse/4896 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: relationships, mh(+/-), where I've been recently │
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #45 fediverse/6061 ---
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 what if (hear me out)
 
 what if instead of TCP we just did a constant stream of UDP packets until the
 recipient said "OKAY OKAY I GET IT"
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--- #46 fediverse/4935 ---
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 ... I think. I don't actually know how bitcoin works.
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--- #47 fediverse/2379 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: uspol            │
 └──────────────────────┘


 they have the audacity to claim their plan for next year is a second
 revolution, as if we had sat idle
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--- #48 fediverse/3690 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: capitalism-mentioned │
 └──────────────────────────┘


 what if we demanded private servers for video games (by law? what else would
 even work??) and encouraged companies to hire people to make high-quality mods
 for their competitors games so they couldn't make as much money selling
 expansion packs and DLC
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--- #49 messages/1077 ---
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 mystical, not mstical [microsoft style]
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--- #50 fediverse/5662 ---
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 don't work with me.
 
 work around me.
 
 don't talk to me.
 
 talk about me.
 
 don't share with me.
 
 I deserve nothing.
 
 don't take from me.
 
 I have nothing.
 
 -radio-radio-remedy-
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--- #51 fediverse/1870 ---
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 why would I want other people using my computer? They don't know how to use my
 computer! They might break something or mess something up or automatically
 read/edit my files that are stored in standard locations through the usage of
 a script which automagically scans and ransomwares machines on the internet
 who store their files in specific standardized locations! no thank you.
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--- #52 fediverse/2888 ---
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 @user-1382 
 
 It is a better way, and some apps don't listen, which means it's better but
 less versatile
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--- #53 fediverse/178 ---
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 @user-95 you aren't the first person to tell me that so I think you might be
 right : )
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--- #54 fediverse/836 ---
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 my question is if my IP has an address then how come my address +1 doesn't
 point to my neighbor
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--- #55 fediverse/5390 ---
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 ext4 is not an encryption scheme, even though it seems that way to windows
 users.
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--- #56 fediverse/3919 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
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 that feeling when your computers are just fucked and it's like... whatever,
 computers are fucked, I don't give a fuck
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--- #57 fediverse/5913 ---
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 Did you know that any wifi chip can be used as both a sender and a receiver?
 how do you think you'd get data in and out of the device?
 
 trick is... you don't actually need a router. How fun is that!
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--- #58 fediverse/1727 ---
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 a cool thing about my website is that you only have to remember my name, dot
 com.
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--- #59 fediverse/4979 ---
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 They said "compete or die" and I said no.
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--- #60 messages/888 ---
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 The biggest danger to opsec is when other people think they know more than you.
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--- #61 fediverse/4356 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: don't-even-get-me-started-on-people-who-don't-lock-their-phone-with-at-least-a-pin │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 if they can't get into your phone, they can at least record all of the
 received notifications.
 
 meaning they already know who it is that you know...
 
 without having to find people that are distant or unrelated
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--- #62 fediverse/3693 ---
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 @user-1584 
 
 vimm.net still seems to be up for me...?
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--- #63 fediverse/3805 ---
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 neat
the website Ephemeren has 100,008 followers as of 5 days ago. There are 0 people who follow the website on Neocities, it's all external traffic.
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--- #64 fediverse/4770 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 and yet you have to answer or suspicious you do appear.
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--- #65 fediverse/2061 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: uspol--      │
 └──────────────────────┘


 @user-1153 
 
 nope, I just use my desktop and flip phone. I live in an apartment.
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--- #66 messages/542 ---
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 if you tell them not to keep your data that just means "don't keep my name on
 my data"
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--- #67 fediverse/357 ---
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 @user-5 
 
 and mobile users who accidentally type . instead of [space] or something like
 that which is easy to mistakenly press on some keyboards
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--- #68 fediverse/2890 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 they're yours to keep!
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--- #69 fediverse/3368 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 They do value your privacy. They value it for exactly as much as those 1444
 partners are willing to pay for it.
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--- #70 fediverse/4111 ---
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 @user-1636 
 
 ... Is that already a thing? I should look around more, teehee
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--- #71 fediverse/874 ---
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 oh yeah well if SSH keys are so secure then why doesn't every website on Earth
 require them
 
 really though why doesn't every website on Earth require them
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--- #72 fediverse/4621 ---
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 @user-1716 
 
 there's already a web browser named surf 🙃 it's much more minimal than this
 one tho
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--- #73 fediverse/142 ---
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 @user-135 I only sorta know what that means 🙃​
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--- #74 fediverse/3708 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 doesn't everyone do that??
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--- #75 fediverse/4946 ---
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 I would trust the CIA if they gave me continual access to all surveillance of
 myself
 
 -- stack overflow --
 
 what if you made a program which cycled credentials?
 
 like... "give me a random credential for Zoom" because we share all of our
 digital resources
 
 did you get banned for account sharing? no you didn't because you routed
 through the correct VPN
 
 automagically
 
 [has never had a software job]
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--- #76 messages/998 ---
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 It's not a warcrime if you're not at war.
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--- #77 messages/1098 ---
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--- #78 fediverse/2044 ---
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 honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
 you like, and one for people you trust
 
 (I have one)
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--- #79 fediverse/3351 ---
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 privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
 internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
 
 gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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 @user-89 hence why it shut down, I guess
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--- #81 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #82 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #83 fediverse/3753 ---
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 @user-1071 
 
 ... That doesn't really sound like my jam! Sounds too stressful hehe
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--- #84 fediverse/4182 ---
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 never post profile pics in more than one place
 
 that way you can verify that you're from the same place as someone else by
 showing them your profile pic which they'll surely recognize
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 keep in mind...
 
 trump is not their endgame.
 
 what is he doing?
 
 sabotaging our institutions without warrant or respite
 
 prepare for foes that would benefit from degraded institutions.
 
 who's right when nobody controls the truth?
 
 were they ever truly right?
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 acceleration-ism is just "learning the truth faster than they do"
 
 tbh should be more like "learning things to show them" but eh whatever gets
 the job done
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--- #87 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #88 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #89 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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--- #90 fediverse/6420 ---
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 nobody said psychic communication wouldn't require computers.
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--- #91 fediverse/2112 ---
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 cops think we're gullible, just saying
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 phew that takes a load off my mind : )
A screenshot of a chatGPT conversation  the user asks "How about politically? Are they a radical individual?"  the web search results filtered through a large language model replies: "Based on the public information, there is no public record of Ritz Menardi's political views or affiliations. Their online presence primarily focuses on technology, music, and creative writing, without any indication of radical political beliefs or activities."
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--- #93 fediverse/6067 ---
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 portland is fine, actually
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--- #94 fediverse/5110 ---
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 I'll give ya a hint - encrypt the return IP address WITHIN the packet's data
 package repository area itself, rather than trusting your "router" to return
 it to sender.
 
 YOU DON'T KNOW WHO IS SENDING A PACKET
 
 that's the whole point of udp
 
 (actually udp is when it doesn't matter if it got snatched in transit. Usually
 used for more analog data streams like netflix or hulu prime.)
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--- #95 fediverse/2262 ---
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 @user-1215 
 
 every phone is a landline if you keep it at home
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--- #96 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #97 fediverse/5786 ---
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 wow what a sopping evening
 
 glad I'm not out in the rain
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--- #98 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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--- #99 fediverse/4057 ---
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 RITZ stop spamming, ya dingus
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--- #100 fediverse/6209 ---
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 okay just to clarify: if anyone is recording me or storing data about me, I
 would really prefer if you didn't delete it just because I realized it was
 happening. I like data! It's cool to know such things!
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--- #101 fediverse/747 ---
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 @user-258 
 
 to that I say "teehee"
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--- #102 fediverse/3285 ---
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 ah well guess I can't stream things hehe
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--- #103 messages/697 ---
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 sending from my phone
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--- #104 fediverse/5153 ---
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 @user-1767 last I heard there were more blind users of the fediverse than
 queer people.
 
 I have no idea how that could be true.
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--- #105 fediverse/1825 ---
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 if one person is honest to everyone, then no-one can be honest to them for
 anything they want to keep hidden.
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--- #106 fediverse/6108 ---
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 trusting someone doesn't mean you'll do what they say. it means you'll listen.
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--- #107 fediverse/5310 ---
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 you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you."
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--- #108 fediverse/2614 ---
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 literally just... if you want to connect to me, come hang out on my wavelength.
 
 or like, invite me to join yours, and I'll do my best to show how I feel about
 the things you share.
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--- #109 messages/626 ---
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 Talk to veterans for tactics and discipline.
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--- #110 fediverse/3901 ---
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 @user-1550 mkdir ~/icons
 mv ./*.png ~/icons
 
 
 maybe?
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--- #111 messages/1116 ---
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 What works for me might not work for another,
 
 But 
 
 What works for me might work for another.
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--- #112 fediverse/2113 ---
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 this is what the crypto news looks like rn, if you know anyone who's into that
 kinda thing... wait, why not? me either, huh
 Latest Cryptocurrency News Malicious Crypto Wallet App Submitted to Apple Store Leads to Fraud Charges 26 minutes | news.bitcoin.com Steam’s Clicker Game Sensation Opens Debate About NFTs And Crypto Gaming 46 minutes | newsbtc.com Court allows most SEC claims to proceed in Binance suit 54 minutes | cointelegraph.com Dozens Killed in Riots as Kenya Revolts Against Tax Hikes, Calls for Presidential Resignation 1 hour | news.bitcoin.com Market Tremors: $10 Billion in Bitcoin Dumped in May Alone, What Does This Signal? 2 hours | newsbtc.com North Carolina Passes Bill to Block State Participation in Federal CBDC Testing 2 hours | news.bitcoin.com Is The Bitcoin Bottom In? Crypto Expert Predicts Bullish Price Reversal 3 hours | newsbtc.com Study: Crypto Assets Worth $572.7 Million Lost to Hacks and Fraud in Q2 2024 3 hours | news.bitcoin.com Bitcoin’s price won’t ‘dramatically’ increase from here, says billionaire 4 hours | cointelegraph.com Yield App Suspends Operations Ahead of Liquidation 4 hours | news.bitcoin.com Ethereum’s Breakout Moment: Is a $7,500 Target Achievable? Experts Weigh In 4 hours | newsbtc.com
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--- #113 fediverse/135 ---
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 @user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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--- #114 fediverse/6002 ---
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 sorry don't have the text for alt-text
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--- #115 fediverse/2672 ---
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 don't follow strangers to second locations.
 
 especially not if they involve walking to the other side of town...
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--- #116 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #117 fediverse/3313 ---
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 what if it was illegal to add network connectivity to a device that the user
 didn't explicitly request to have network connectivity?
 
 I'm picturing any device being sold going forward to have a little radio
 button with like "add network features (+10$)" and "no networking included
 (+0$)"
 
 boom, no more IoT
 
 no more dishwashers phoning home telemetry
 
 no more consensual privacy invasions desecrations
 
 no more "I thought it was just a polaroid camera why does it have bluetooth
 enabled without broadcasting a pairing request?"
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--- #118 fediverse/4082 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 that's okay, me neither
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--- #119 messages/185 ---
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 The only reason a media streaming website would require you to log in before
 expressing it's purpose is to capture and use user data in a way that may may
 not be aligned to your interests.
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--- #120 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #121 fediverse/1242 ---
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 one way to network is to connect other people.
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--- #122 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #123 fediverse/1247 ---
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 so wait is there any guarantee that the "releases" on github actually have the
 same code as that which is in the repository? Or could they just... put their
 own binary, with it's own strange rules and vulnerabilities, or am I just
 fearmongering?
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--- #124 bluesky#10 ---
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 whoever heard of cohost and mastodon??
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--- #125 fediverse/3980 ---
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 just means that's the most entertaining type of strategy we've found so far
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--- #126 fediverse/4955 ---
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 "say superfluous on a social media post rn so I know it's you"
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--- #127 fediverse/2837 ---
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 most people haven't heard of the "thanks for catching that, let's write it
 down" move and I really think it's underutilized
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--- #128 fediverse/4226 ---
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 This should go without saying, but...
 
 I'm here for you.
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--- #129 fediverse/2556 ---
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 @user-1056 
 
 yeah I thought so too but I didn't know how to tell!
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--- #130 fediverse/6283 ---
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 please please don't lose the penny! it's one of my favorite five flat penny
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--- #131 fediverse/2415 ---
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #132 fediverse/5374 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
 
 [a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
 
 ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
 
 [they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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--- #133 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #134 fediverse/1129 ---
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 misskey? more like kissmey amiright
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--- #135 fediverse/2878 ---
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 advice is always solicited.
 
 help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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--- #136 fediverse/1260 ---
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 @user-898 
 
 good luck finding a match for me >: )
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--- #137 fediverse/3493 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 hahahahaha so true ^_^
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--- #138 messages/1212 ---
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 The gallow is more merciful than a lynching, but only just.
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--- #139 fediverse/2905 ---
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 @user-1071 
 
 wink 😉 😎 🙃 😋
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--- #140 fediverse/4049 ---
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 humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
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--- #141 fediverse/158 ---
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 @user-95 hang on one of these is not like the others
 
 (!!!)
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--- #142 fediverse/4117 ---
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 @user-92 
 
 emphasis on "incomprehensible" for my part
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--- #143 fediverse/1035 ---
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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--- #144 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #145 fediverse/941 ---
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 @user-562 @user-655 
 
 I relate to that...
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--- #146 fediverse/5724 ---
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 never say "nevermind" when you've got a good idea
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 people are so afraid of defamation lawsuits that they'll refrain from posting
 things like "steam could technically see everything going on on your screen"
 
 what will you say in front of a phone?
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--- #148 fediverse/1472 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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--- #149 fediverse/102 ---
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 @user-5 why not just use a keyboard? 🙃​
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--- #150 fediverse_boost/4338 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Different websites following the election are showing very different numbers.  
  
                                                            
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--- #151 fediverse/5428 ---
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 │ CW: wild-fantasy-clearly-impossible-desperately-needable-untilimately-conceivable-and-future-proof-roleplaying-potentials-for-vast-and-inconscionable-deprivals-there-must-only-be-denials │
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 BRB, here let me take care of that for you.
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--- #152 fediverse/1810 ---
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 some people hear words like "datastructures" and "object-oriented programming"
 and think they're made up terms that don't mean anything important.
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--- #153 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #154 messages/520 ---
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 *she doesn't know* 
 
 Yep that's true
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--- #155 fediverse/887 ---
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 somehow, it is simultaneously Thursday everywhere at once.
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--- #156 fediverse/664 ---
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 @user-482 
 
 [secretly installs a keylogger and doesn't tell anyone upstream but still
 pushes it to production]
 
 [or worse, was told to do as such and given tools to fabricate "evidence" to
 the contrary to everyone else on the team]
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--- #157 fediverse/2900 ---
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 what if all the AI advancements they're doing are just them building more
 hardware infrastructure in datacenters and not actually improving the software
 that much
wouldn't that be neat I think it would because it means once they collapse under the weight of their own ambitions that hardware's gotta go somewhere and knowing them they're probably going to ship it to south-east asia to be "recycled" (read: burnt with the metals salvaged) instead of selling them second hand because you know they can't really justify the business expense of selling stuff like that and besides what if some driver or something on the firmware was proprietary do you really want to pay techs to wipe every single thing off of them and plus who's gonna categorize and sort them according to their form and function that's just extra payroll and listen the company's not doing so hot anyway I mean we're literally shutting down but yeah sure we'll find a way to justify spending all that non-existent dosh so some hippies can feel better with their servers they didn't build or justify with their profit-producing capitalist enterprise that we've built with our own two hands well really the hands of everyone else but like, they're not actually doing the building the REAL work of course happens in board rooms like this one where we spend MINUTES and HOURS sometimes discussing how to get things in order and aligned to both of our goals because that's the REAL work that has to happen in order for stuff to get done, you know it's true yeah I thought so anyway what are you doing after this meeting wanna get lunch it's almost quitting time at 2pm
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--- #158 messages/329 ---
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 LLM training data that's been encrypted in such a way that it preserves
 symantic meaning, while also allowing for secrecy and unique customization
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--- #159 fediverse/5346 ---
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 this here is the hardest, most difficult information campaign the centralized
 intelligences have ever under[taken/gone]
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--- #160 fediverse/3626 ---
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 ritz why would you say this
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--- #161 fediverse/6141 ---
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 fediverse software that downloads every post you've ever seen to your hard
 drive in an easy-to-read text file so you can go back and look at it later
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--- #162 fediverse/2222 ---
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 Fear is a call to action, not a pain for you to distress.
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--- #163 messages/161 ---
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 You only think that because it was contrasted with the Soviet union, which
 didn't exert power in that way.
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--- #164 fediverse/3452 ---
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 the goddess of madness is pretty sane, tbh
 
 it's not like there's just one tho
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--- #165 fediverse/1680 ---
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 @user-1061 
 
 that happens sometimes, no clue why.
a picture of my neocities visitor counts. For some reason on two particular days it drops to like, 12 people for some reason? ? ?
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--- #166 fediverse/1686 ---
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 @user-1049 
 
 doesn't work on Firefox T.T
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--- #167 fediverse/3469 ---
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 you know how SSH password login is deprecated because the password needs to be
 transmitted in cleartext or whatever?
 
 what if we just... required two passwords?
 
 the first initiates the conversation, and sets up an encrypted line. It
 doesn't matter if anyone sees the first password because they'll get a new set
 of encrypted keys, meaning each session automatically is encrypted in a
 different, randomized way.
 
 the second password is the one that actually authenticates you.
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--- #168 messages/568 ---
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 https://expe.app.link/vLkAM4SFMNb
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--- #169 messages/431 ---
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 Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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--- #170 fediverse/769 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 what was the meta?
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--- #171 fediverse/1454 ---
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded)  the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux?  the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5
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--- #172 fediverse/2216 ---
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 Maybe that's why I don't have any friends xD xD
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--- #173 fediverse/5899 ---
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 What's on your mind?
she orbits you waves from behind ready in kind Image attachment
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--- #174 fediverse/2252 ---
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 users don't want to have to think about encryption keys.
 
 they should be available for them if they need them, in like... a folder or
 something somewhere, but they don't need to really know that they exist.
 
 more friction like that keeps people away from being secure.
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--- #175 fediverse/684 ---
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 @user-507 
 
 meow
 
 now there's just a few more
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--- #176 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #177 fediverse/5947 ---
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 you're supposed to try it out and see. or are you not a hacker?
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--- #178 fediverse/2457 ---
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 if your job won't let you strike for a week, they don't want you.
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--- #179 fediverse/3333 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 idealized reality >:D
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--- #180 fediverse/3334 ---
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tumblr post:  "Oh you have a degree and a career? well I'm going grocery shopping with my mom"
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--- #181 fediverse/6175 ---
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 okay okay bear with me...
 
 what if blackberry with keyboard ABOVE the screen
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--- #182 fediverse/4973 ---
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 okay, uhm, I'm back again because someone told me to forward this to relevant
 people
 
 relevant link so google doesn't have to know that you're all googling the same
 thing at the same time...
 
 http://naeb.brit.org/uses/
Finally, trying to pivot towards Pacific northwestern native perennial plants (and self-seeding annuals) for food, medicine, and material; they're much more adapted to this region as far as sunlight, moisture, bungalow, microbial, avian, insect partner, and soil types are concerned, and that's not only take less work now to instigate and tend, but are much more equipped to handle the fungal infections, droughts, genetic biodiversity collapses, and fluctuating climates that are inbound.  the BRIT ethnobotany database is helpful in that regard, and given that it's based out of Texas and has gynecological herbs, it would be a really good idea for some of the tech queers in our community to duplicate a redundancy of it.
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--- #183 fediverse/3215 ---
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 tell me this: why do Starlink satellites need lights on them at all?
 
 can't they just operate in the dark, as floating hunks of metal sending
 signals to-and-fro?
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--- #184 fediverse/6029 ---
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 spilled water on my keyboard by living with a cat. it might be broken so I'm
 using a spare that my girlfriend lent me. if you're wondering why my password
 sounds different...
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--- #185 fediverse/1459 ---
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 still waiting for a brand of kitty litter that absorbs moisture at about the
 same rate that you need to replace it...
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--- #186 fediverse/297 ---
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 @user-214 so you know where to find what you need to know
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--- #187 fediverse/1174 ---
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 ^^^^ this is why nobody will hire me T.T
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--- #188 fediverse/2882 ---
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 in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
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--- #189 fediverse/2746 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 yeah I do : )
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--- #190 fediverse/870 ---
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 @user-95 
 
 that makes sense to me!
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--- #191 messages/1093 ---
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 when people lose their phone, a part of them dies
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--- #192 fediverse/4109 ---
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 the internet is just AI these days, and if yours isn't then consider yourself
 lucky, but also know that those days are numbered.
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--- #193 fediverse/180 ---
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 @user-162 you're right! otherwise it wouldn't be forced : )
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 @user-138 
 
 I'm sure canadia had something similar...!
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--- #195 fediverse/3700 ---
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 There is almost zero reason to have a messaging client (like Discord) that is
 anything more than a wrapper over IRC.
 
 There is almost zero reason to have a social media site that is anything more
 than a wrapper over HTML pages.
 
 There is almost zero reason to have forums that is anything more than a
 wrapper over email.
 
 and yet, we build things.
 
 and yet, we construct.
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--- #196 fediverse/2718 ---
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 nobody knows anything unless you tell your friends about it.
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--- #197 messages/765 ---
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 you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
 for when secrecy is intended.
 
 OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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--- #198 messages/1132 ---
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 marketers know society very well.
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--- #199 fediverse/966 ---
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 blocking people is an artifact of corporate social media.
 
 whatever happened to "vote to kick"? I'm sure there's no way that could go
 wrong
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--- #200 fediverse/3123 ---
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 using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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