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 truck driver who has a long-ish range drone ferrying water bottles back and
 forth while invisible to satellite surveillance
 
 EDIT: better yet, kids playing games at home
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #2 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #3 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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 @user-1153 
 
 congratulations, you invented humanoid robots! And hey they come in so many
 shapes and colors, plus you can run them on nothing but rice, beans, and
 nutrient paste. They're quite efficient at their jobs!
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--- #5 fediverse/4072 ---
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 I like games that test my reflexes
 
 I also like games that test my wit
 
 but most of all I like games that test my patience with strategy
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--- #6 messages/887 ---
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 To defeat community, all they have to do is get you to have more fun with
 their people until you start spending time away from the enmeshed people who
 know you. Honeypot style.
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--- #7 fediverse/6443 ---
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 speedrunners forget how to play (toy) their favorite toys and learn how to
 play (instrument) their favorite instruments
 
 EDIT: it can be relearned. focus on the tandem.
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--- #8 fediverse/2394 ---
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 folding tables in the park
 
 seated around which is a spark
 
 all we really need to do
 
 is talk about what we need to do
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--- #9 fediverse/2544 ---
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 video games are useful for inspiring the mind engaging in a child's play,
 teaching lessons of strategy through the observation of mechanics engaged, or
 filling the heart with emotion, as any good artwork will do.
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--- #10 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #11 fediverse/5124 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #12 fediverse/4782 ---
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 brb gonna take a nap and play some video games for a couple whenevers, hope I
 was useful
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--- #13 fediverse/3210 ---
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 @user-1209 
 
 well, every boomer shooter is about moving as fast as possible and shooting
 with pinpoint accuracy, so... that's-the-game.jpg : )
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--- #14 fediverse/2837 ---
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 most people haven't heard of the "thanks for catching that, let's write it
 down" move and I really think it's underutilized
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--- #15 fediverse/733 ---
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 ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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--- #16 fediverse/5872 ---
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 what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
 the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
 
 [timestamp]
 
 [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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--- #17 fediverse/1770 ---
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 the cool kids are doing graffiti
 
 the smart ones have something to say
 
 the clever ones do it at night
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--- #18 messages/910 ---
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 all you need is to be steam friends with one person and then your whole
 organization knows what you're trying to say with game titles
 
 (I just like games)
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--- #19 fediverse/6141 ---
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 fediverse software that downloads every post you've ever seen to your hard
 drive in an easy-to-read text file so you can go back and look at it later
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--- #20 fediverse/5719 ---
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 I love dispatch tables! which is a term I just learned and a concept I have
 been using for a while.
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--- #21 fediverse/3689 ---
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 "mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
 
 "sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
 
 the kirby's air ride at home:
a picture of a pre-release image from Nintendo Power showing an obviously unfinished version of Kirby's Air Ride the Nintendo Gamecube game... except for Nintendo 64. Clearly it was delayed.
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--- #22 fediverse/5016 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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--- #23 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #24 messages/740 ---
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 had a dream that we gamified all work and then put them into one single
 mega-game so whenever you wanted you could work on an arbitrary project and it
 would spin up a new game and take your inputs and use them to accomplish
 whatever was happening
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--- #25 fediverse/4024 ---
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 my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
 other people who visit the house.
 
 but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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--- #26 fediverse/2911 ---
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 and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #27 fediverse/5961 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
 
 (I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
 [girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #28 fediverse/498 ---
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 Wikipedia would make a lot more sense to me if they included pictures next to
 the names of every proper noun so that my pictorally oriented primate brain
 might pattern match meaning onto the visual understandings gleaned from the
 perceptual conceiving which were arrayed within and alongside the textual
 information presented to me.
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--- #29 fediverse/5880 ---
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 I legitimately think computers should write code and software engineers should
 write legislation and lawyers should resolve problem tickets made by aggrieved
 citizens while judges do their best to just keep the boat floating
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--- #30 messages/977 ---
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 cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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--- #31 fediverse/84 ---
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 Life is just a series of minigames for your primate brain to solve that are
 generated by an impossibly complex algorithm with a dash of ethical
 value-based choices thrown in.
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--- #32 fediverse/3118 ---
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 they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
 
 if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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--- #33 messages/373 ---
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 that moment when you swear you see your messages changing under your
 fingertips, long after you've written them
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--- #34 fediverse/233 ---
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 @user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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--- #35 fediverse/6278 ---
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 @user-1429 
 
 do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
 or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
 and leave it in a public place or~
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--- #36 messages/49 ---
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 [Audio: ramblings-of-a-whackadoodle.wav]
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--- #37 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #38 messages/930 ---
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 <bang slam kerblam> there goes another line into ram. wonder what it's
 used for.
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--- #39 fediverse/3335 ---
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 arrival of lohengrin, the swan knight
 
 (I didn't paint this hehe)
a painting of a bunch of knights in shining armor around a king of some kind with a maiden while a valorous knight floats up on a small little boat pulled by a swan and everyone's like "lohengrin! lohengrin! the swan knight is him!"
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--- #40 fediverse/6307 ---
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 AI systems like chatGPT don't "get" emojis by looking at them.
 
 They're reading the description tagged onto the unicode value inserted in the
 text.
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 can't fucking wait till we're done eating the rich and I can go back to a
 simple life of playing with my cat, making video games, writing poetry (bad
 poetry, but I like it) and hanging out with my friends.
 
 gotta build the social infrastructure to get through this phase first, though.
 something something echo chambers exist IRL too
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--- #42 fediverse/3514 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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--- #43 fediverse/1617 ---
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 daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the
 internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors
 for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and
 make friends
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--- #44 fediverse/6457 ---
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 the second rule is you don't have to hang out with mortals. there are places
 you can go where they won't find you, except by accident, and then you just go
 somewhere else.
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--- #45 fediverse/1951 ---
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 @user-1112 
 
 back in the day playing a magic game with someone felt like an event
 
 now it's something to wait through while your burrito cooks
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--- #46 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #47 fediverse/3736 ---
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 what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
 rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
 litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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--- #48 bluesky#38 ---
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 thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
 
 thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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--- #49 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #50 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #51 fediverse/1334 ---
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #52 fediverse/3646 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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--- #53 fediverse/2069 ---
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 I love the game Mechabellum! It's flexes the same parts of your brain as
 chess, while being SO much more fun to watch.
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--- #54 fediverse/5670 ---
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 applied intuition combined with well developed imagination is a dangerous tool
 to behold. useful, but dangerous.
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--- #55 messages/1160 ---
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 Give your money to purple and orange and green, not yellow and white.
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--- #56 fediverse/469 ---
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 something something brb watching a Perun video
 
 https://www.youtube.com/@user-343
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--- #57 fediverse/1412 ---
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 reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
 gets younger every year
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--- #58 fediverse/5081 ---
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 what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
 unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
 time [in the export data functionality]
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--- #59 fediverse/4025 ---
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 the "village idiot" doesn't need to lack smarts, so long as everyone else is
 in on it.
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--- #60 fediverse/3927 ---
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 okay but why has nobody ever approached AI from a game design perspective like
 seriously there should be researchers who are multidisciplined in this kind of
 thing
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--- #61 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
 about
 them
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--- #62 fediverse/5621 ---
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 it takes a short time for a person to get used to something, and quite a long
 time for a peoples.
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--- #63 fediverse/3388 ---
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 what if they made grass only able to be cut with horizontal strikes and pots
 only able to be smashed with vertical
 
 to encourage the player to learn the difference
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--- #64 fediverse/3180 ---
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 I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
 seen by everyone around.
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--- #65 fediverse/6368 ---
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 @user-1927 
 
 "is it a long document or a small one? documents are usually about
 this-or-that size, this one is much higher than that."
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--- #66 messages/1051 ---
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 Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
 events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
 when
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--- #67 fediverse/5119 ---
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 we should treat computer production more like vehicles such as cars rather
 than fast fashion disposable vapes and shiny and pretty concrete-and-glass
 solarpunk houses.
 
 also I believe cars should be entirely and completely mechanical. Even the
 radio should be entirely analog. No capability for remote code execution if
 there's no code being run...
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--- #68 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #69 fediverse/1822 ---
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 we should reward frugality as much as value-creation.
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--- #70 fediverse/3916 ---
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 life isn't JUST a game, but it is a game.
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--- #71 fediverse/4697 ---
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 I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
 climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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--- #72 messages/426 ---
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 How many of me are there? There are as many of me as there are of thee, dear
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--- #73 fediverse/3020 ---
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 restaurant where the paper menu is fully featured but the QR code next to each
 item will show you a youtube video of it being prepared
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--- #74 fediverse/4518 ---
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 useful for long car rides, especially if you want to watch several kinds of
 media at once like a bunch of soccer games or security cameras at your fifteen
 houses or the livestreams of a bunch of friends and you can't fit them all on
 your tiny-as-heck phone screen.
diagram showing the different types of electricity (alternating current versus direct current)  in a car, the circular plug for lighting cigarettes also typically provides direct current power. The circular phone chargers and stuff use this.  alternating current is the plug used in a home, with the two prongs and the third circular ground line.  You can buy an inverter which converts direct current (from a car) to alternating current (for a computer) for around 40-60$ if I remember correctly.
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 @user-192 
 
 is okay, girl
 
 time will be richer sooner
 
 don't poop your pants just yet
 
 remember, good is just a shade of gray away from silver which you can use to
 line your pockets with tinfoil hats
 
 beep boop computer touchers anonymous called they said they want their secret
 handshake back
 
 if you wanna diss your associates go ahead but I sure as heck love my rad-ical
 com-patriots just as much as I love my ice-cream salad friend witches
 
 ... whoops there I go being insane again, hope you feel better friend 
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 Our chances may be
 
 far from pioneered
 
 but our chances may be in our favor
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--- #77 fediverse/5353 ---
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 some of my favorite games are behind me and I can't describe how happy I am to
 have known here
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 honestly we should be building cities in the most boring locations, not the
 most beautiful.
 
 like below the crust.
 
 or space.
 
 the surface is a pleasuredome, why waste it on scrubland and turf?
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 brick + cop car is how they getcha.
 
 useful violence happens out of sight.
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--- #80 fediverse/1803 ---
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 games where comments on the replays show up in future chat-logs for that
 episode
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--- #81 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head.  
                                                                              
  Either one is fine.                                                         
  
                                                            
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--- #82 messages/551 ---
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #83 messages/255 ---
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 Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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 pretend like you're playing leap-frog
 
 one person goes up to a sightline, watches with bated breath, another
 cautiously advances through the area covered by their teammate, before
 covering their back-to-forth advancement. first one, then the other, watch out
 for flanks.
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 what if instead of hulu we paid for a random house in a nice area with real
 classic design to be bought by a bunch of goth girls and treated like a palace
 while they do goth girl things
 
 then we did it 500 times until we ran out of goth girls
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 @user-883 
 
 do you have music videos tho? :O :O
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--- #87 messages/968 ---
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 what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
 applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
 and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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--- #88 fediverse/2583 ---
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 short hair is better in a fight.
 
 long hair is better in the sun, or the cold.
 
 long hair is worse in the heat, and the rain.
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--- #89 fediverse/5673 ---
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 darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
 to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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--- #90 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #91 fediverse/3650 ---
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 anything with layers is an open-faced sandwich
 
 or a pizza in disguise
 
 rawr ex dee
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #93 fediverse/5488 ---
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 okay ttyl I gotta go play video games I guess >.>
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--- #94 fediverse/2090 ---
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 don't feed bread to birds, it absorbs their stomach acid and expands in their
 tummy and makes them feel full when they're not. Then they get confused why
 they don't have energy when they need it.
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--- #95 messages/54 ---
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 https://kali-is-an-abdl.tumblr.com/
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--- #96 fediverse/2044 ---
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 honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
 you like, and one for people you trust
 
 (I have one)
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--- #97 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #98 fediverse/718 ---
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 @user-547 
 
 That feeling when you get to the end of a paragraph and think "why do I have
 this extra parenthesis )? Oh yeah I opened it up waaaaay up here" and then you
 reread what you wrote and think
 
 perfect, no notes
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--- #99 fediverse/144 ---
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 @user-122 have you ever seen Adventure Time? It's sublime. : ) : ) : )
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--- #100 fediverse/3144 ---
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 witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
 hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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--- #101 fediverse/3562 ---
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 @user-1550 
 
 me too T.T
 
 give it time
 
 someday everyone will be paid to do whatever they wanted
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--- #102 fediverse/4827 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 I run Nix on one of my laptops and I really enjoy it : )
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--- #103 fediverse/1177 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 Those are things we should account for! As long as someone wants them, they
 can just sit in a warehouse forever. And frankly even historians will want at
 least a few, even in a thousand years.
 
 EDIT: until needed
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--- #104 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #105 fediverse/5435 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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--- #106 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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--- #107 messages/78 ---
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 My biggest fear as an autistic transgender incontinent schizophrenic person is
 that one day I'll become a game of hot potato for my relatives to pass around
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--- #108 fediverse/5253 ---
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 most of the world has no idea what goes on in most of the world.
 
 who could ever know everything? its impossible to be over-hear-ed.
 
 I love video games! but I don't like Breath of the Wild because there's so
 little picking-up-and-throwing things, and instead you use your magical
 insights to do sorcerer powers which solve all of your biomechanical
 puzzle-toy-boxes. heck the dungeons are like 5 minutes tall!
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--- #109 fediverse/3875 ---
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 all things that move other things are either pipes, or buckets.
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--- #110 fediverse/1414 ---
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 they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
 
 of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
 and cucumbers
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--- #111 fediverse/977 ---
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 @user-696 
 
 to me, the most technically and gameplay impressive video games tend to be the
 ones that develop their own engine specifically for the project.
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--- #112 messages/404 ---
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 They don't build toll roads to abstract taxes. They build them to keep track
 of where you're going.
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--- #113 fediverse/1934 ---
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 @user-1109 
 
 do it in a random color each time! Here's my implementation for viewing txt
 files colorfully:
some bash computer code which first picks a random color, and if the color is a bad combination (like, black front and black back, meaning you can't see the lines of the letters) then it redoes it and tries to pick a better one randomly. It'll keep trying until it gets a correct combination but honestly there's only like one or two bad ones that don't look so great
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--- #114 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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 "girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
 your backpack"
 
 yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then
 you are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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--- #116 fediverse/4688 ---
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I don't even lock my front door anymore
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--- #117 fediverse/3005 ---
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 most people have no conception of what ancient battles look like until they
 play a Total War game and see one from above
 
 (total war games also aren't that accurate tbh, there's a lot more
 standing-near-each-other-and-throwing-rocks involved)
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--- #118 fediverse/5086 ---
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 nobody could have expected rogue trickster spirits operating in the pacific
 northwest, but hey here we are.
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--- #119 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #120 fediverse/5360 ---
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 another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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--- #121 fediverse/2646 ---
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 do pushups
 
 and squats
 
 and planks
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #123 fediverse/771 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 yeeeesh that sounds like a hornets nest. impossible to untangle, like a rats
 nest! I prefer my homes like a robin's nest, neat, orderly, and made to design.
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--- #124 fediverse/3570 ---
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 @user-1558 
 
 I contest trolls too because it fulfills my internal adventurer instinct to
 protect marketplaces and farmhouses from savage brutes made out of moss with
 clubs the size of a log
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--- #125 fediverse/5246 ---
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 lol I spent half an hour holding a trowel and then I designed a new type of
 digging instrument
 
 and they want me to work a job /eyeroll
 /stickey-outey-tonguey-face/pics/all/total/* -ffvagrnbeexey --no-menus 14
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--- #126 fediverse/228 ---
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 @user-186 oh great, another video I'm going to have to show to all of my
 friends because it's so good.
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--- #127 messages/235 ---
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 Self driving cars are great because they can take you on a route that avoids
 the [disturbing imagery] and [illegal activity]
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--- #128 fediverse/5218 ---
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 "what if cannons were aimed like rifles?"the guy who was ahead of his time for
 rocket propelled grenades or laser guided airstrikes of small munition
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--- #129 fediverse/612 ---
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 Look all I'm saying is if I had an acolyte or two then my insane ramblings
 could be filtered and parsed by a real actual human instead of being copied
 wholesale onto the internet, where the inconsequential or inconceivable ones
 are left to rest alongside the gifts of knowledge from another realm.
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--- #130 fediverse/3980 ---
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 just means that's the most entertaining type of strategy we've found so far
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--- #131 fediverse/1672 ---
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 @user-1037 
 
 speaking from the perspective of a witch, the land does not care what lines we
 draw in the sand. Lines are a human thing.
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--- #132 messages/399 ---
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 The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
 incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
 can understand and work with.
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--- #133 messages/663 ---
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 "cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
 as I reach for my chopsticks
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--- #134 fediverse/5590 ---
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 vibe coding is just writing comments in increasing detail until the generated
 code matches what you need.
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--- #135 fediverse/2363 ---
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 Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
 opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
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--- #136 fediverse/1233 ---
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 low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
 but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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--- #137 fediverse/5382 ---
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 they are the players, we are the pawns, and there are oh-so-many more of us.
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--- #138 fediverse/1502 ---
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 kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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--- #139 fediverse/2786 ---
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 the best way, I find, to be deserving of trust is to do the best that you can,
 and be honest when you cannot do more.
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--- #140 fediverse/6249 ---
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 country roads are just the people's backyards with roads drawn on them for
 people's cartrax.
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--- #141 fediverse/4876 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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--- #142 messages/1090 ---
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 programmable matter is cool because you can interact with it on a human scale.
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--- #143 fediverse/6319 ---
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 programming makes you smarter which is why we should teach it to everyone we
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--- #144 fediverse/5239 ---
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 I play video games to help me think just like programmers play video games to
 help them sleep
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--- #145 fediverse/2403 ---
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 America 🥰 
 The United States of 😒 
 America day 🤩 
 America day with PTSD 🥴
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--- #146 fediverse/5374 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
 
 [a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
 
 ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
 
 [they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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--- #147 fediverse/97 ---
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 @user-110 Exactly! I play games to practice strategy and empathy, not to stand
 triumphant over a virtual foe. Why should I care for the lessons of others
 when mine so often go unlearnt?
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--- #148 messages/182 ---
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 @sperm baby siblings: is it weird that I dream about you all significantly
 more often than the people who are actually in my day to day life?
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--- #149 fediverse/4304 ---
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 "mom can we have some trans girls"
 
 "no, we have trans girls at home"
 
 the trans girls at home: :fediverse:
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--- #150 fediverse/5388 ---
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 sail boat + small rocket you can build on a barge
 
 instant beach-side artillery that can hit as far as you'd like (to spec) into
 the land-based territory
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--- #151 fediverse/244 ---
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 guanajuato
 
 bien, y tu?
 
 schmetterling
 
 aishite iru
 
 hana dual set net dasuit yasuit ilgo ildu aho ya'll
 
 estes es todos de mi favoritos nombres en mas idiomas que yo comprende.
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--- #152 fediverse/5771 ---
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 a loaf of bread, a hunk of cheese, and a pile of berries.
 
 an excellent breakfast.
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--- #153 messages/929 ---
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 {[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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--- #154 fediverse/4437 ---
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 buying guns is one thing
 
 but food is just as important.
 
 stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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--- #155 fediverse/3315 ---
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 she thinks she doesn't have any friends because she smells bad
 
 but the truth is she's lonely because she's a secret agent sent by the
 government through her dreams to spy on the aliens who think she's jesus by
 posting their conversations on a public message board
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--- #156 fediverse/5185 ---
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 frankly it makes a ton of sense to me that computer programmers would have a
 game playing in the monitor. Gotta keep those brains active after all.
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--- #157 fediverse/1708 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 people who don't write have no idea who they are. perhaps in time they will
 know enough to describe themselves with newfound language they never knew how
 to wield.
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--- #158 fediverse_boost/668 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  heroism levels are 86% and steady                                           
                                                                              
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--- #159 fediverse/371 ---
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 @user-274 @user-275 
 
 ouch why did that hit so close to home T.T
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--- #160 fediverse_boost/4925 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  still waiting to find the energy and headspace to write an irritated blog post about why the fact that most toolchains are like 80% of the learning curve for those who are just getting into programming (especially on windows)  
  
                                                            
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--- #161 fediverse/3491 ---
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 @user-620 
 
 "hey I have an idea let's poke a wounded animal with sharp teeth until it
 feels like it's backed into a corner because it's been spending the past
 couple years ruminating and telling itself that we want to kill it and it's
 children"
 
 it doesn't matter what the truth is - they believe what they want.
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--- #162 fediverse/1707 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 well to the prison of the ancients
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--- #163 fediverse/5209 ---
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 fedi girls who end their posts with semicolons;
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--- #164 fediverse/3614 ---
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 socks are a lie drafted by big thread to get us to invest in knitting machines
 so we don't have to buy our own footwear at the store
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--- #165 fediverse/6032 ---
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 what if we built all our houses to have space for a room to the outside
 
 invisible walls, yet open floorplans
 
 suddenly don't get lost in the mall
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--- #166 fediverse/5635 ---
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 free lifetime memberships to Disney World or the botanical gardens for
 [all/all veteraned honor citizens/all veteraned honor citizens and children]
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--- #167 fediverse/3988 ---
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 being "good at video games" does not mean "are you good at beating the game"
 
 being "good at video games" means "can you make the experience enjoyable for
 other players by using your character in an expressive and dynamic way"
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--- #168 fediverse/4036 ---
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 everyone's paying attention to you Ritz, why are you self destructing?
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--- #169 fediverse/841 ---
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 universal basic income is nice and all, but what about universal basic rations?
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--- #170 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #171 fediverse/892 ---
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 @user-622 
 
 ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
 screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
 
 frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
 good men-at-arms gone T.T
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--- #172 fediverse/6371 ---
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 may they pass on my hard drives as read-only memories like ashes on a shelf or
 stories of most wealth
 
 I hope I reconnect with all my old signal contacts. wonder what they're up to.
 I bet they're cool now. ;)
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--- #173 fediverse/1266 ---
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 │ CW: re: weed - ama   │
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 @user-907 
 
 how does the music sound? want me to help you setup a visualizer?
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--- #174 messages/433 ---
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 What if wind was fake and its really the ghost of the waves from the shore?
 What if trees moved on their own, to gesture at the feelings around them? What
 if the sky was home to the clouds, and we who look upward are given the treat
 to know them?
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--- #175 fediverse/4671 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 ... says a extra dimensional scientist in an argument with his friend about
 whether or not life could spontaneously emerge within their universe sandbox
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--- #176 fediverse/2130 ---
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 nuts wait hang on ummmm how about FIST
 
 [2020 occurs]
 
 whoa worst year ever. Okay, um...
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--- #177 fediverse/3405 ---
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 on a scale of notways to almostever how would you rate your pain?
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--- #178 fediverse/3834 ---
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 some people prepare for revolution like a boy gets ready for a party
 
 others do so like a girl packing for a weekend trip to vegas
 
 I do it like a kid who forgot the paper was due on monday in 7th period and so
 spends their entire lunch period writing it (missing 4th in the process
 because the conclusion paragraph was giving me difficulty)
 
 but I think no matter how you do it, we're all just waiting for something to
 happen.
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--- #179 fediverse/5696 ---
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 hey does anyone wanna go over my code for this text adventure game thingy that
 I spent 2 days on so far?
some computer code some computer code some computer code some computer code
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--- #180 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #181 fediverse/4797 ---
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 what if we built cat water stations into the walls and put 5 or 6 around the
 house to encourage them to drink water more often?
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--- #182 fediverse/4026 ---
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 why is everyone so confused about how I turned out?
 
 I literally spent my whole childhood telling stories to myself
 
 (inspired by the world, and stories I had read, with mechanics like games I
 had played)
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--- #183 messages/908 ---
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 if you don't see someone doing what you're doing after a while you hide into
 something else
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--- #184 fediverse/1175 ---
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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--- #185 fediverse/3474 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 true, but much the same way people will rebel against inconvenience by writing
 passwords on sticky notes, so too might they put SSH keys onto the nearest
 flash drive without validating that it hasn't been compromised. There's
 tradeoffs everywhere I guess.
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--- #186 fediverse/4470 ---
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 to be "rich" is to have more than another.
 
 if you are happy, they are happiness poor.
 if you have community, they are alone.
 if you have serenity, they are chaotic.
 
 I am rich in very little but fire in my soul.
 
 I have enough in most cases, but I still struggle to pay rent.
 
 I am warmed by the pearl my swirling darkness has coalesced into. It nourishes
 me and keeps me aligned.
 
 Never forget your purpose and your truth. It will not abandon you, so long as
 you do so too.
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--- #187 fediverse/5047 ---
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 food should be free.
 
 it grows on trees.
 
 who pays the trees?
 
 something-something-transportation-and-processing-and-packaging-infrastructure-
 mentioned
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--- #188 fediverse/4692 ---
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 what's that? a bunch of houses burnt down in california? what if we built a
 couple warehouses and stored all our trans girls in bunkbeds there, with rooms
 for LAN parties and snuggle parties in rooms full of stuffed buddies plushies
 with massive kitchens and sad ballpits where you can go to vent your feelings
 by writing on a ball with a sharpie and then when someone else is feeling sad
 they can come and read the balls and maybe feel something
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--- #189 fediverse/3917 ---
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 people who don't play games are fucked in the afterlife, just sayin'
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--- #190 fediverse/3715 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 I see flossing teeth
 
 I see thongs in a butt
 
 I see a gravity well with a pinprick of a singularity
 
 I see the Mandelbrot set being caressed by inter-spatial wind
 
 I bet if I stared a bit longer I'd see more
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--- #191 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #192 messages/208 ---
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 Geek prayer? Preach brothers and sisters >.>
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--- #193 fediverse/6111 ---
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 whoops forgot to post these last night, how silly of me, surely there wasn't a
 reason I better just hit that blue button on all of them to be safe
screenshot of the post so the dear readers (the ones with or without antlers) can see the blue button in reference to the post which says post.
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--- #194 bluesky#28 ---
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 dog spirit guided them each time they chose to grow. Then, over time they
 shaped themselves to suit themselves.
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--- #195 fediverse/1547 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 big bang, big crunch, viewed looking down the spine of time
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--- #196 fediverse/6263 ---
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 gryphons are bears with beaks and bird arms
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--- #197 fediverse/3484 ---
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 haunting melodies of charm and grace, tempered rhythms of battle and chase -
 
 songs to call forth to the gods, songs to effulge from our hearts, songs of
 witness and primacy and birth and decay
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5KqRRt2bj0
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--- #198 fediverse/5143 ---
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 lost my thought
 
 TECHNOLOGICAL BARRIERS ARE PERFORMANCE RUINING ask any surgeon who dropped a
 scalpel
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--- #199 fediverse/3992 ---
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 gamers compulsively say "gg" after every match but I think the best games are
 the ones that are even - neck and neck - could go either way - always a tense
 struggle
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--- #200 fediverse/4751 ---
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
 is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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