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 if you want to cool down quickly, apply cool water or ice to the inner parts
 of your wrist.
 
 the veins are closer to the surface there, and if you cool the blood pumping
 to your hands and back it'll cool your heart a bit.
 
 also, forehead and back of the neck and good options too.
 
 however, nothing on this earth works better than putting your girlfriend's
 cold toes under your arm-pits. if possible, always warm her toes.
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 if you ever need to take a cold shower, you can make it easier by acclimating
 yourself slowly. The easiest way to do this is to spread water over successive
 parts of your body with your hands - I usually start with my thighs, then
 legs, then belly and butt, then chest, neck, then face. After that you should
 be good to get in the water.
 
 somehow it's less painful if it's applied by a warm hand, and yet it gets you
 comfortable in the cold just the same. curious...
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 me - "I have to wear diapers and it sucks because I hate them"
 
 my girlfriend - "okay but what if you didn't"
 
 me - ":O"
 
 she/her - "how did you make that sound with your mouth"
 
 the it - a-wawaWAwa
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 I am not interested in being hidden underground. I'm going to pray that one
 day we don't have to. That day is hopefully very soon. I have hope because I
 see it - I see the hope right in front of me. My girlfriend wants to end
 graveyards. I'm so proud of her, and I wish we had more hours to talk about
 it. But we don't. Dear messages-to-myself: her mission is pure. If this
 approach doesn't work, she'll find a new way to do it. Her approach works, so,
 trust her.
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 My cat saw me biting my toenails ONE TIME and now she's never too sharp.
 
 Well, she bites pretty good. But it's much easier to play with your hands if
 her blades are soft(er)
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 for the same reason you shouldn't compliment a cute girl based on something
 she can't control ("nice tits gorgeous can I suck on ur nipples later") but
 should instead compliment them on something they chose ("cool tattoos I also
 like Celeste")
 
 you also shouldn't accuse hot people of colonizing just because they like to
 play Magic the Gathering or whatever.
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--- #6 fediverse/2583 ---
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 short hair is better in a fight.
 
 long hair is better in the sun, or the cold.
 
 long hair is worse in the heat, and the rain.
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--- #7 fediverse/3180 ---
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 I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
 seen by everyone around.
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--- #8 fediverse/5201 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 is okay, girl
 
 time will be richer sooner
 
 don't poop your pants just yet
 
 remember, good is just a shade of gray away from silver which you can use to
 line your pockets with tinfoil hats
 
 beep boop computer touchers anonymous called they said they want their secret
 handshake back
 
 if you wanna diss your associates go ahead but I sure as heck love my rad-ical
 com-patriots just as much as I love my ice-cream salad friend witches
 
 ... whoops there I go being insane again, hope you feel better friend 
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 spilled water on my keyboard by living with a cat. it might be broken so I'm
 using a spare that my girlfriend lent me. if you're wondering why my password
 sounds different...
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 one of the perks of layering like this is if you ever need to share clothes
 with someone slightly larger than yourself, you can! Doesn't work so well with
 smaller, though.
 
 Also if you get hot indoors because some people think we need to run heaters
 24/7 (???) then you can just remove a layer or two. it's the most versatile
 way to clothe oneself.
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 example of statistics related to revolution that I care about: number of
 children who go hungry
 
 example of statistics related to revolution that my girlfriend cares about:
 number of girls who want to be snuggled and are snuggled
 
 both are important, just like it's important to know both geometry and anatomy.
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 if you're ever hanging out with my cat and she puts her paw on your face, that
 means she wants you to kiss her forehead. 😋
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 @user-1800 
 
 also googly eyes on sunglasses to fuck with their eye-movement-tracking
 
 ... wait, then you wouldn't be able to see. okay how about you place the
 googly eyes on the forehead part of a HELMET of some kind, which should help
 protect your "not-gonna-get-back-up" parts from harm.
 
 and don't forget sunglasses because they help with the UV-ray violet
 radicalization.
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 "hello, if you make my hat in leather and red, I'll wear it around town in the
 rain and tell people where it came from"
 
 "no no it's okay if my sides get a bit rained on, I'll learn how to use it to
 stay warm."
 
 "hi, can you make it 2 inches here and a bit thicker here?" 
 
 "sure I'll show you how I wear it. Here's some things that I wear alongside
 it."
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 Hi, please give me a list of your tattoos and scars so they know what to put
 on your synthetic body double when they "accident" your house and kidnap you
 to a black site.
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 to help cool down in arid environments, have water dripping from a faucet onto   │
 a wet towel or cloth. Then when you pass by you can wipe down and it's super     │
 refreshing. Can do a sponge or paper towel too if you want.                      │
 this helps keep the air moist because the water will slowly evaporate from the   │
 driest parts of the cloth instead of rolling down a drain-pipe-hole and going    │
 into the ocean.                                                                  │
 moist air is cool air. Helps if you live somewhere with increased air            │
 pressure, like a valley or a coast.                                              │
 especially with wind. not too much, otherwise it gets sandy, just enough to      │
 feel nice when the sweat is upon your back.                                      │
 "but what about all the other places that aren't perfect?"                       │
 oh, well, different places require different adjustments to the environment.     │
 You wouldn't want to do the faucet dripping strategy in alaska or poland         │
 because it might freeze.                                                         │
 "... poland? do you mean the poles of the earth?"                                │
 yes yes, earth poles, pole land, same thing.                                     │
 "not the same thing! okay we're gonna have to educate you ms"                    │
 noooooooo                                                                        │
noooooooo now my brain won't have room for wisdom
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 @user-1074 
 
 pick the size that'll fit on your hips, then pick materials that are stretchy
 (but won't make you sweat)
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 @user-883 
 
 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure 
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 "yay! now that the war is won, we can go back to being moderate!"
 
 not ideal.
 
 did you forget to be for something when you set yourself against your foe?
 
 (if my girlfriend reads this: I'm not referring to the conversation we had
 about that one thing, but I have been thinking)
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 would your ancestors be more upset that you threw away a glowstick, or jealous
 that you can wear a firefly bracelet?
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