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 @user-1088 
 
 found this related comic a while back. I also have those problems. I once peed
 my pants while staring at the toilet and crying internally.
Comic that shows a person explaining what autistic inertia is. It is compared to physical inertia - "an object in motion stays in motion, and an object at rest stays at rest" - autistic people can often be the same way when starting, stopping, or switching tasks. something that can help with autistic inertia is having a buddy who you can mimic and follow along with. Otherwise, try moving just a single finger, one little inch. you can do it! you can do it! momentum!
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 The only times i wet my pants are when my diaper is full.
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--- #2 messages/1288 ---
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 I am an incontinent girl. Of course my bed smells like piss.
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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  Sorry I’ve been weird lately, but I was also weird before                   
  
                                                            
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--- #5 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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 ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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--- #7 fediverse/322 ---
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 And lo!
 
 She would forever be know
 
 As the girl who would smell
 
 Like she had pissed herself
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--- #8 fediverse/806 ---
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 ... sorry, forgot to content warning that last one. I'm kinda using this
 format like a twitch stream... how [weird, strange, perceiving, perplexing,
 confusing]
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 if abdl littles are furries, I'm a therian
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 holy shit I have a lot of laundry to do in the bathtub today. have I really
 not showered all week? ? ?
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--- #11 fediverse/340 ---
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 it's important to always have an extra pair of sweatpants in the bathroom.
 
 trust me
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 I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too.
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--- #13 messages/523 ---
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 You know all those times you did really horny things for no reason? Those are
 times when someone was having a wet dream to your life.
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--- #14 messages/77 ---
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 And lo!
 
 She would forever be know
 
 As the girl who smelled
 
 Like she had pissed herself
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--- #15 fediverse/3406 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 ohhhhh I think the password is menardi. or maybe ephemeren. I forget.
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--- #16 fediverse/5969 ---
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 I can't find my pants T.T
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--- #17 fediverse/4697 ---
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 I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
 climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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 I wish I knew every time someone had been hurt by me. I'd probably cry.
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--- #19 messages/78 ---
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 My biggest fear as an autistic transgender incontinent schizophrenic person is
 that one day I'll become a game of hot potato for my relatives to pass around
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--- #20 fediverse/5841 ---
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 I find maybe one or two days a week to work on my projects. About one or two
 days to be spent publicly. The rest of the time I'm handling myself, my
 chores, my girlfriends, and various mundane things.
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