=== ANCHOR POEM === ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── being post-op is like "yay I can finally have sex!" but then you think "ehhh why bother, it's a lot of work" plus you gotta dilate ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/5457 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: trans-sex-and-sexuality-mentioned │ └───────────────────────────────────────┘ being post op basically feels like "what if your buttcheeks went all the way forward" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/5782 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and I hope that's okay ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #3 messages/1030 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────── I feel so much better after walking about for a bit ^_^ ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┘ --- #4 fediverse_boost/5871 --- ◀─╔══════════════════════════════[BOOST]════════════════════════════════─────────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ going to therapy isn't a replacement for having freaky sex with your friends │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┴───────╝─▶ --- #5 fediverse/6458 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───── gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┘ --- #6 fediverse/5800 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── ... I feel fine actually [weren't you just extremely happy?] heh yeah feelings are experts at changing ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/5603 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: sex-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ I had sex and it was SO GOOD I dunno what it was maybe I leveled up my visualization stat or something but it was DIFFERENT and AWESOME ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/1243 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── @user-883 hey sorry for ditching you yesterday, hope you had a good night ^_^ I feel much better today. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/1251 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── @user-889 it sounds like you're having a real tough time. : ( you can get through it, I know you can. On the other side is something warm and safe, but to get there it's going to be hard and painful. I don't know exactly what you're working with but if you want someone to talk to about it you can message me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/2095 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun! Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/5073 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: queer-sexuality-mentioned │ └───────────────────────────────┘ it's totally normal for post-op trans girls to prefer anal there's only one way to find out which you prefer... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/3646 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── @user-138 they look like they have a lot of fun...! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/5163 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: sex-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ why are people so weird about sex? like, hell yeah I'd totally watch you do it. I bet you make it awesome. We can get beers afterwards and maybe [cheer/tear repeatedly] afterwards. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/564 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── Sometimes I become so excited about the fact that I'm alive and sensing the environment in my immediate proximity that I just [redacted] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/6321 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────── "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own thing." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┘ --- #16 fediverse/3111 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── @user-1423 yes it does and okayyyy! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/94 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less difficult. : ) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/4940 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │ └────────────────────────┘ what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away from the internet which I missed dearly ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ --- #19 messages/1035 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────── Did you know I'm post-op trans hrt? It means i have a vagina castrated. Definitely a big girl, but no periods and injected. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┘ --- #20 fediverse/6278 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────── @user-1429 do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art and leave it in a public place or~ ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┘ |