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 regular noodles with ramen noodle seasoning
 
 will report back in 11 minutes
 
 EDIT: not as bad as I thought. Tastes best with lime.
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 picture this: ramen noodles, but there's more of them, and they aren't bad for
 you. They taste slightly less salty.
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--- #2 fediverse/3782 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 ... oh, Curry's a language.
 
 I thought you were hungry.
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 the best thing about ramen noodles is how much of them you can eat. they're so
 cheap~! why would you not make like four packages
 
 oh wait now my blood is salty T.T guess I'll just have to cry it out
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 I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it
 :ms_confused:
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 cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
 eat your vegetables when you can.
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 when eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, always make sure the jelly
 side is facing you before biting.
 
 that way, you have sweet jelly on your tongue before the sticky peanut butter
 overrides your tastebuds
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 "better than boullion" is a great way to turn flavorless broth into something
 tasty.
 
 heck you could just use boullion, but "better than boullion" is better.
 
 Just don't use broth. Takes up too much space.
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--- #8 fediverse/344 ---
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 how can martinelli's taste so good and sparkling water taste so bad?
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--- #9 fediverse/3002 ---
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 "come, taste the kool-aid, it's delicious"
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 @user-1259 
 
 not to pizza since I don't usually eat those, but I do to other frozen /
 pre-cooked foods!!
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 @user-763 
 @user-883 
 
 me three, and I was 13 T.T
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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 wish I could buy ramen noodle seasoning without the sodium. Like, the same
 flavor, but let me add my own salt...
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 I completely lack noodles in my home at this time! That hardly ever happened
 before! I should go to the store. I wonder why fate won't let me go to the
 store these past few months except for like once or twice?
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 maybe if I slept until the end of time,
 I'd do better on the way back.
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 I didn't think about this until finishing the last sandwich, but a dash of
 instant coffee can be a nice invigoration spell. Might make the PB&J taste
 a bit funky, but I already put hemp hearts and nutritional yeast in them so
 nobody's gonna eat them unless they trust me.
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 @user-192 
 
 Good point it's sooooooo salty
 
 I have fond memories of eating a spoonful of that instead of making food back
 in college because... hey, it's got vegetables in it, right?
 
 turns out it's mostly just salt with flavor
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 better to smell like the river than the city.
 
 (Yuck. Gross.)
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 I don't know why, but I like to put mustard seeds in my pasta marinara. Maybe
 it's a texture thing?
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 in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
 sake.
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