=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 they intentionally make the food that's the worst for you taste the best,
 because then your sins and virtues are tested every time you go to the grocery
 store
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/1821 ---
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 better to smell like the river than the city.
 
 (Yuck. Gross.)
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--- #2 fediverse/2260 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
 eat your vegetables when you can.
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--- #3 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #4 fediverse/4697 ---
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 I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
 climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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--- #5 fediverse/5539 ---
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 don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
 
 put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
 
 [it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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--- #6 fediverse/1300 ---
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #7 fediverse/1630 ---
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 the most taboo thing about sex is the opposite of what you care about. the
 most intense aversion is what turns you on. weird.
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--- #8 fediverse/1960 ---
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 Source code is like, the worst way to view code, but I can't think of anything
 better, so whatever
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--- #9 fediverse/2882 ---
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 │ CW: disordered-eating │
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 in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
 sake.
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--- #10 fediverse/255 ---
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 │ CW: food             │
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 hard boiled eggs are some of the greatest foods imaginable.
 
 they come in their own wrapper, which means they're better than everything
 except fruit.
 
 and they're savory, which means they're better than fruit!
 
 hard boiled eggs are the best food ever created
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--- #11 messages/929 ---
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 {[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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--- #12 fediverse/5942 ---
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 │ CW: mental-health-   │
 └──────────────────────┘


 I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #13 fediverse/3611 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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--- #14 messages/167 ---
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 I'd still be a useless, horrible person even outside of capitalism.
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--- #15 messages/1184 ---
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 weed is inedible when raw. you gotta cook it first. idk why people insist on
 burning it...
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--- #16 messages/173 ---
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 When you die, nobody will ever taste your cooking again. Nobody will even
 remember what it tastes like.
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--- #17 fediverse/1244 ---
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 in a battle, your foe's greatest weapon is the screams of your falling.
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--- #18 fediverse/141 ---
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 @user-135 if you're cringing at past behavior, then you've learned and grown
 enough to see the mistakes of the past in sharp contrast to your temperament
 in the present.
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--- #19 fediverse/837 ---
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 │ CW: food             │
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 if you're cooking, and you want a specific ingredient to have a stronger
 flavor, use more of it.
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--- #20 fediverse/1677 ---
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 Paprika is the best spice, fite me
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--- #21 messages/107 ---
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 The most expensive is overpriced. The cheapest sucks. The middle option is the
 workhorse.
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--- #22 fediverse/2677 ---
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 the better you eat, the more ready your body will be for unexpected situations.
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--- #23 fediverse/3276 ---
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 why does eggnog taste American to me???
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--- #24 messages/545 ---
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 The worst part about being sober is knowing that nobody misses your old self
 but you.
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--- #25 fediverse/3654 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 phew this is what happens when you make your morning pages public. gonna eat
 some pizza instead of this nonsense.
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--- #26 fediverse/1414 ---
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 │ CW: cursed-strange-weird-gardening-tip │
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 they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
 
 of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
 and cucumbers
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--- #27 fediverse/5578 ---
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 "yes.... YESSS!!~! burn your self out for me, puniful mortals! I BASK IN YOUR
 SIN OF DECREPIT DILIGENCE!"
 
 wow chill out it's like, 10am jeez
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--- #28 fediverse/421 ---
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 one of my duties is to make you aware of potentially bad things, cursed
 things, hurtful things and hard feelings, so that they are less able to harm
 you.
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--- #29 fediverse/2392 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: physical health negative │
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 @user-1259 
 
 you poor thing : (
 
 stay in the shade if you're outside. If your stomach starts feeling worse,
 spend time at home. That's what it's there for.
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--- #30 fediverse/3829 ---
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 │ CW: drugs-mentioned  │
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 the worst part about being sober is knowing that nobody misses your old self
 but you.
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--- #31 fediverse/1678 ---
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 │ CW: re: cooking-food-mentioned │
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 @user-1037 mmmm, paprika for flavor, red chile flakes for spice
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--- #32 messages/1145 ---
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 Death is final. It has no further answers nor questions. I prefer confessions.
 Once the sins are written, by voice and by heart, then they cannot hurt you
 anymore.
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--- #33 fediverse/1416 ---
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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--- #34 fediverse/3150 ---
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 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
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 I fucking hate how games give dopamine
 
 they're so much more educational than that.
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--- #35 fediverse/5748 ---
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 ...zzzZZZzzz...
 
 whyyyyyy am I so sleeeeepy oh yeah it's this human form, I gotta feed it and
 water it and rest it and take care of it and it's totally worth it
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--- #36 fediverse/3243 ---
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 the best part about bathing is the whirlpool!
 
 the worst part about bathing is carrying your weeks worth of wet clothes to
 the drying rack -.-
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--- #37 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #38 fediverse/4307 ---
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 the easiest part of cleaning is taking out the trash
 
 the hardest part of cleaning is deciding what belongs in the trash
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--- #39 messages/145 ---
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 Any political or moral philosophy is useless until tested against both good
 and evil
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--- #40 messages/152 ---
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 Crazy, or just superstitious to a fault?
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--- #41 fediverse/4437 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: guns-mentioned   │
 └──────────────────────┘


 buying guns is one thing
 
 but food is just as important.
 
 stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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--- #42 fediverse/223 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: that-universal-human-feeling-when-(food-mentioned) │
 └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 you look at the food you're halfway done eating to see if there's something
 wrong with it
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--- #43 fediverse/959 ---
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 @user-233 
 
 they were betting on selling us spaceflight and advertisements, but wouldn't
 you know it most of us cared more for food and water
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--- #44 fediverse/4510 ---
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 they should make a loaf of bread that's just butts and another type of loaf of
 bread that has the crust already cut off
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--- #45 fediverse/4274 ---
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 this is how I nourish my brain.
 
 By being hopelessly profane.
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--- #46 fediverse/5049 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: childhood-starvation-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────────────────┘


 "childhood starvation is due to neglect, not food prices, dummy"
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--- #47 fediverse/347 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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--- #48 fediverse/1175 ---
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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--- #49 fediverse/5883 ---
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 what's better than [that thing you like]?
 
 nothing. nothing is better than that thing.
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--- #50 fediverse/1774 ---
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 @user-898 
 
 the wounds of the soul can be just as harmful as the wounds of the heart, and
 both can be helped with campfires.
 
 what's worse, they often harm people around you rather than the wounds of the
 body, which typically only harm you. Unless you have like, the plague or
 something and you might spread it to others or something like that.
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--- #51 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #52 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #53 fediverse/6316 ---
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 is "punching a bad guy" on your bucket list and if why
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--- #54 messages/551 ---
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #55 fediverse/3288 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
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 Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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--- #56 messages/479 ---
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 Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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--- #57 fediverse/4659 ---
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 I am cursed to break unwritten rules and damned to forget the most arbitrary
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--- #58 fediverse/487 ---
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 I don't really care about capitalism, sorry... why should the butcher be paid
 more than the baker? It's all a bit silly to me.
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--- #59 messages/180 ---
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 The worst thing about the past is:
 A. How much it sucked 
 B. How it's not here anymore
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--- #60 fediverse/920 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: food             │
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 bring back savory teas, where did they go
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--- #61 messages/124 ---
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 when you run out of a food item, put the label in your purse.
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--- #62 messages/663 ---
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 "cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
 as I reach for my chopsticks
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--- #63 fediverse/4878 ---
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 OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
 strikes back part twoooooo
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--- #64 fediverse_boost/2054 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Be the cringe you want to see in the world.                                 
  
                                                            
 similar                        chronological                        different 
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--- #65 fediverse/1216 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 regular noodles with ramen noodle seasoning
 
 will report back in 11 minutes
 
 EDIT: not as bad as I thought. Tastes best with lime.
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--- #66 fediverse/130 ---
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 there is nothing about you that is worse than me. and I'm perfect!
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--- #67 fediverse/3233 ---
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 living in a nest of vipers is great because you get to test daily whether or
 not they value things besides venom
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--- #68 fediverse/5135 ---
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 I think it should be a warcrime to attempt to summon demons to slay your foes.
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--- #69 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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--- #70 fediverse/751 ---
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 went to costco, got a ton of delicious and nutritious food... yet I subsist on
 pickles >.>
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--- #71 fediverse/4899 ---
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 ally chat by default is a sin, it keeps noobs from being heard
 
 should be an options menu option...
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--- #72 fediverse/5640 ---
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 protests are where they prey on your most faithful.
 
 EDIT: with energy, but in a riot much more so.
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--- #73 messages/497 ---
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 Blows my mind that for some people, hunger means "go eat right now" instead of
 "you are low on fuel"
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--- #74 fediverse/2130 ---
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 nuts wait hang on ummmm how about FIST
 
 [2020 occurs]
 
 whoa worst year ever. Okay, um...
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 witch cauldrons make sense as popcorn pots but nobody likes to think of them
 as friendly to children because they worship their gods in the dark. dark
 gods. the kind that you pray to when church betrays you.
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--- #76 fediverse/5357 ---
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 @user-1807 
 
 haha thanks i hate it because it's true
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 the best thing about ramen noodles is how much of them you can eat. they're so
 cheap~! why would you not make like four packages
 
 oh wait now my blood is salty T.T guess I'll just have to cry it out
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--- #78 fediverse/587 ---
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 don't be too quick to judge others based on your assumptions. After all, it
 could be worse than you think!
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--- #79 fediverse/4432 ---
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 @user-1678 
 
 warriors need help the most.
 
 why should they cook and clean if they're busy dying for you?
 
 help them. Do what you can for them. Or become one yourself.
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--- #80 fediverse/3209 ---
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 I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
 
 she wanted more.
 
 what have I done.
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--- #81 messages/106 ---
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 You are but human. You are fallible, which is known to us. This is why they
 tempt you, and why they remind you of perils.
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--- #82 fediverse/5976 ---
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 this is why AI is evil, as explained to a witch.
picture of an ai conversation:  "let's move on to a different topic, this time I think we should describe the poem's contents self-referentially as a 3rd person narrative, with the perspective being the subject and her thoughts. I'd like to use the analyze.lua function for more than simply extracting keywords, I'd also like to use it for transformation as well. can we make a new directory inside of the /theme-analysis/ directory that will store the narratives? it should be combined into a book with milky white pages and brighter-than-blood red. Nearly pink, but a bit more orange. It should utilize generative art to make the pages feel as if they are *oozing* in sharp stalagmite and stalagtite pictures. Could probably generate with mathematical functions and a bit of fuzzing (statistically) to create straight lines. Very sharp, though, like lines being carved in butter or blood or stone. It should feel painful to read. It should be a cursed artifact. each of these narratives can be stored in the /theme-analysis/narratives/ directory, and the narrative.lua script can be called from /theme-analysis/analyze.lua. This narrative script will indeed call into analyze as well, essentially as a reciprocal dependency. Instead of analyzing for word-cloud purposes, as /theme-analysis/analyze.lua is currently doing, it would have it's own slightly tailored processes for extracting a narrative from a series of short, segmented and semipseudo disconnected series of poems.  [the ai says yes]
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--- #83 fediverse/1955 ---
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 I like cooking at home because I can just double each recipe and think about
 food half as often.
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--- #84 fediverse/1722 ---
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 harsh lessons of adulthood - sometimes food is not eaten for the taste, but
 rather for how it will make you feel slightly better in the next few days.
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--- #85 fediverse/3002 ---
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 "come, taste the kool-aid, it's delicious"
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--- #86 bluesky#23 ---
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 why do some boys hate girls so much even when they're in boy bodies? T.T
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--- #87 fediverse/596 ---
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 It's better to eat rice and beans than sticks and mud.
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--- #88 fediverse/5577 ---
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 for every foe, you must face the woe.
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--- #89 fediverse/5099 ---
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 dear: "the gods"
 
 if the earth goes
 so do you
 
 so you better keep telling us
 just what we need to do
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--- #90 fediverse/2010 ---
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 the best time to experiment is when cooking for one.
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--- #91 fediverse/246 ---
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 the broth they sell at the store is way too thin. boullion is much better
 because it's so concentrated. think of it as "essence of X" when you have
 "broth of vegetables" or "broth of carrots and onions" or whatever... can help
 make it easier to cook something decent by using general flavors
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--- #92 fediverse/2540 ---
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 video games are boring now 😭
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--- #93 fediverse/3696 ---
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 why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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--- #94 fediverse/6333 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people gasoline for their c~
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--- #95 fediverse/6004 ---
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 I want to make evil things and sell them to rich people to cause them to have
 a change of heart
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--- #96 fediverse/641 ---
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 something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat
 it" or something like that
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--- #97 fediverse/4112 ---
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 @user-1636 
 
 Neat! Thank you for pointing me toward it! You're the best!! 🥰 🥰 😎
 🙃 😋
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--- #98 messages/190 ---
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 Nobody cries if someone they think is evil has died.
 
 No one mourns the wicked.
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--- #99 fediverse/4896 ---
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #100 fediverse/2082 ---
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 I have bad teeth, but I smile anyway, because I want you to like me, but not
 for my teeth.
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--- #101 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #102 fediverse/3855 ---
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 well, guess I'm a bad person again, this sucks. >.
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--- #103 fediverse/3863 ---
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 video games are better than ruminating
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--- #104 fediverse/2695 ---
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 i am a sinner
two panel meme  the first is lisa simpson saying to bart simpson "It's fine! I don't mind at all"  the second is an old-school renaissance style painting of a woman crying that says "your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing" a quote attributed to dostoyevsky
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--- #105 fediverse/2197 ---
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 It's always better to take a knife to a fist fight than a gun to a riot night.
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--- #106 messages/282 ---
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 Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to burn out.
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--- #107 fediverse/5018 ---
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 if you want to do communism in a city, you must first buy a parking lot.
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--- #108 fediverse/1749 ---
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 "eat food, dearest one. Tea has no calories."
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--- #109 messages/309 ---
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 sometimes I'll accidentally get food on my hands and think "oh gross is this
 why humans like to have napkins handy when eating?"
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--- #110 messages/431 ---
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 Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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--- #111 fediverse/4035 ---
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 don't worry about eating or using the last of the thing. You can just go to
 the store to get more
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--- #112 fediverse/2983 ---
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 when eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, always make sure the jelly
 side is facing you before biting.
 
 that way, you have sweet jelly on your tongue before the sticky peanut butter
 overrides your tastebuds
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--- #113 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #114 fediverse/4251 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 is it weird that I pictured a can of diced tomatoes from Costco sitting in a
 salad? strained of course
 
 juicy dressing 🥴 
 
 [self indulgent writing, apologies]
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--- #115 fediverse/3343 ---
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 Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and
 want to still eat it" sauce?
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--- #116 messages/763 ---
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 what if the reason god doesn't intervene is because all of their powers are
 warcrimes
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--- #117 fediverse/5926 ---
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 oh my gosh human food is so delicious, they don't know what they got and how
 precious it is T.T
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--- #118 fediverse/304 ---
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 shout out to all the people who think being cringe is a personality flaw and
 not an opportunity for growth
 
 ya'll suck and make life difficult in exchange for a brief moment where you
 can savor a feeling of superiority over someone who's living their best life
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--- #119 fediverse/5727 ---
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 I truly believe weed is good for me. Not medicine - it is nutritious.
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--- #120 fediverse/1917 ---
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 Try and eat as many different colors of vegetables as you can, as often as you
 can.
 
 drinking cool clean water is bliss, savor that moment
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--- #121 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #122 fediverse/3813 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 not to pizza since I don't usually eat those, but I do to other frozen /
 pre-cooked foods!!
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--- #123 messages/904 ---
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 if the devil gave you false paradise since birth,
 why would you not seek to destroy it?
 
 if an angel gave you an easy hell on earth,
 why would you not seek to deface it?
 
 if your ancestors put you on the path to success,
 would you follow them and forever do the same?
 
 if your family urged you to study rocket science,
 would you bomb indescriminately?
 
 
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--- #124 fediverse/1895 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day.
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--- #125 fediverse/4650 ---
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 my life is already ruined. I pee my pants all the time and I got no dollars.
 why shouldn't I be strange on the internet?
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--- #126 messages/280 ---
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 Fighting each other is such a waste of ammo.
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--- #127 fediverse/344 ---
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 how can martinelli's taste so good and sparkling water taste so bad?
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--- #128 fediverse/605 ---
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 I know they look tasty, but don't you dare feed green onions, regular onions,
 or garlic to squirrels or ducks.
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--- #129 fediverse/1411 ---
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 go to sleep what's wrong with you jeezzzz
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--- #130 fediverse_boost/4943 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Ask people to work against their better judgement                           
                                                                              
   #ObliqueStrategies                                                         
  
                                                            
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--- #131 fediverse/1213 ---
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 why did g0d see fit to put the zero right next to the o key
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--- #132 fediverse/4568 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... and like. idk what do you do at that point
 
 say "fuck it" and live with imperfection? embrace anti-natural selection?
 valorize deviance and queerness in digitally appropriated artistic media
 collections?
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--- #133 messages/208 ---
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 Geek prayer? Preach brothers and sisters >.>
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--- #134 fediverse_boost/4184 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Cassandra, but instead of nobody believing you, the curse is everyone believes you but nobody does anything about it.  
  
                                                            
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--- #135 fediverse/183 ---
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 ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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--- #136 fediverse/3367 ---
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 "I'm a waste of space and a worthless pile of garbage"
 
 - the most beautiful, wonderful, and kind person you've ever met
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--- #137 fediverse/5083 ---
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 you don't pray to gospel.
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--- #138 fediverse/5416 ---
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 if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
 be my friend forever.
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--- #139 fediverse/184 ---
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 sigh alright look. I'll make you a sandwich just this once but you really
 gotta get your cravings under control. this should be a "sometimes" thing for
 special occasions. what's that? you want clean clothes and a shower? get outta
 here
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--- #140 fediverse/2776 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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--- #141 fediverse/1707 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 well to the prison of the ancients
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--- #142 messages/151 ---
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 Alright, if the average person is sorta stupid and cruel, then are we not
 tending to a kingdom of ogres, rather than humans?
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--- #143 messages/228 ---
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 Wish someone would tell me how much they hate me so I knew to be ashamed
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--- #144 messages/1139 ---
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 Peace is a lie. A precious, sacred lie, that we cherish above all else.
 
 War is the game of states. Violence is the trade of the [survival of the
 fittest/natural chain/endless pain/gods gifted mercy]
 
 >;-)
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--- #145 fediverse/10 ---
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 @user-11 oh god I'm so sorry. That's the worst feeling.
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 may all your victories be pyrrhic
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--- #147 fediverse/234 ---
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 carrots and sweet onions sauteeing on the stove
 
 rice in the rice-cooker seasoned with butter and boullion
 
 garnish with chopped green onions and a dash of garlic powder
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--- #148 fediverse/4955 ---
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 "say superfluous on a social media post rn so I know it's you"
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--- #149 fediverse/6007 ---
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 I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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 a loaf of bread, a hunk of cheese, and a pile of berries.
 
 an excellent breakfast.
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--- #151 fediverse/2285 ---
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 if you're ever hanging out with my cat and she puts her paw on your face, that
 means she wants you to kiss her forehead. 😋
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--- #152 fediverse/5804 ---
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 it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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--- #153 fediverse/3481 ---
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 instant ramen noodles are an ingredient, not a dish
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--- #154 fediverse/4036 ---
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 everyone's paying attention to you Ritz, why are you self destructing?
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--- #155 fediverse/1098 ---
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 that feeling when you make all the wrong decisions but have all the right fate
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--- #156 fediverse/3392 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 or why they'd ban you without fighting you, trying to change your mind
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--- #157 fediverse/5853 ---
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 everyone's all like "everything sucks" but I'm feeling confidence and a kind
 of... externalized vigor? that's sweeping me off my feet. We'll see what
 tomorrow brings, in the general sense.
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--- #158 messages/1133 ---
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 if you ever survive a conflict, convince everyone to travel to different
 nearby cities. Continue to do so, spread the word of your victory.
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--- #159 fediverse/5126 ---
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 the best way to get a god to listen is to enjoy her gaze
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 they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
 
 if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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--- #161 messages/565 ---
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #162 fediverse/3000 ---
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 I'll swear not to lose my mind if you swear to make the world a better place
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--- #163 fediverse/6193 ---
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 churches don't need to convert people. just go around blessing them and give
 them little bonuses and boons.
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--- #164 fediverse/5818 ---
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 all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
 shef had been making
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--- #165 fediverse/1769 ---
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 the feral urge to post unfinished projects on the internet and ask for
 guidance or motivation
 
 the civilized urge to keep them on a flash drive and swap them with people you
 trust in real life and ask them to finish it while you work on their stuff
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--- #166 fediverse/586 ---
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 @user-419 
 
 the smell of decay is the smell of creation, as life is recycled into that
 which gives birth to new forms
 
 so... that smell is probably me, I haven't showered in a while. sorry.
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--- #167 fediverse/1987 ---
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 Ice cream with jam is delicious, don't let anyone tell you that you need
 chocolate or caramel.
 
 Fresh fruit, too, though it's better as a side.
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--- #168 fediverse/390 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 turns out most people are decent and kind, and cannabalism tends to be an act
 of either destitute desperation or unholy barbarism.
 
 something something bread and circuses work
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--- #169 fediverse/4480 ---
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 what, you're telling me you don't constantly have the voices of the past
 whispering words into your ear like "FACE THEM" or whatever? Huh must suck to
 be you
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--- #170 fediverse/1986 ---
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 when cornered, is it your instinct to escape? or to take one of them down with
 you?
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--- #171 fediverse/1535 ---
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 I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the
 trash. Or in a store.
 
 so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my
 dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain!
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--- #172 fediverse/921 ---
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 @user-633 
 
 :O
 
 I'm vegetarian, but this reminded me that I could just put bouillon in boiling
 water and drink that xD
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--- #173 fediverse/3377 ---
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 @user-1517 
 
 what are you talking about? all I see in that picture is cute muffins and
 tasty muffins.
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--- #174 fediverse/3679 ---
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 Heavy things should be stored closer to the ground.
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--- #175 fediverse/5997 ---
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 they attack the bad guys in our provinces and say that it's our foes, and they
 attack the bad guys in their provinces and say that it's ours that are foes
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--- #176 fediverse/267 ---
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 the unluckiest person in the world failed the most wisdom checks.
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--- #177 messages/780 ---
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 In their darkest moments 
 Do the dead with 
 That they were still alive?
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--- #178 bluesky#29 ---
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 I praise victories more than losses.
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--- #179 fediverse/4241 ---
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 at a certain point, you need to take a moment to think about what your plan is
 if the bread, circuses, and ballots fail you and war comes to your land.
 
 in that moment, you know your current plan.
 
 Plan for the worst, celebrate the victories. Despair not for losses, for they
 are necessary and valid scars to bear.
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--- #180 messages/512 ---
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 Never write poetry in your sleep. You will forever miss it upon waking.
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--- #181 fediverse/1334 ---
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #182 fediverse/2617 ---
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 probably the worst person in the world to piss off is a secret agent xD xD
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--- #183 messages/146 ---
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 maybe if I slept until the end of time,
 I'd do better on the way back.
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--- #184 bluesky#5 ---
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 too bad everyone knows their own truth.
 
 [a good bit while later]
 
 wao I wonder what this es: "ow oof ouch owwie my religion"
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--- #185 fediverse/4618 ---
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 dear me from the past: "why did you do this thing? And this one? and all the
 others? I'm so embarrassed of you."
 
 dear me from the future: "are you actually better or are you just the same,
 but older?"
 
 dear me from the present: "please eat some food today"
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--- #186 fediverse/758 ---
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 @user-8 
 
 sucks... I hope they fix your power and water soon. 
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--- #187 fediverse/955 ---
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 @user-673 
 
 what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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 I tripped onto the light rail tracks today while a train was near
 
 I can't believe how fucking useless I am
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 @user-192 
 
 Good point it's sooooooo salty
 
 I have fond memories of eating a spoonful of that instead of making food back
 in college because... hey, it's got vegetables in it, right?
 
 turns out it's mostly just salt with flavor
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--- #190 fediverse/2311 ---
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 I don't like it when people say "For Ritz" - don't do it for me, do it for
 you! Weirdos. Cuties.
 
 "nobody says that about you"
 
 well duh, not yet. I'm still alive.
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--- #191 fediverse/1454 ---
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded)  the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux?  the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5
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--- #192 fediverse/1724 ---
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 you can believe all the right things and still be a bad person
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--- #193 fediverse/5694 ---
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 if I can convince them not to fight will you give me what I demand?
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--- #194 fediverse/3815 ---
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 trying to tame a young dumb monster, wish me luck, I see good in him
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--- #195 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #196 fediverse/1829 ---
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 why would you NOT admit weakness? It's a tactical error! You have less
 accurate information! It literally makes your team worse off!
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--- #197 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #198 fediverse/1174 ---
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 ^^^^ this is why nobody will hire me T.T
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--- #199 fediverse/5303 ---
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 I don't ever delete my posts (except two or three times because I had a crisis
 of faith)
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--- #200 fediverse/2523 ---
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 I just want to stress that most people know more than me
 
 slept on my back. had a good dream. gonna shut the fuck up for a bit and see
 what ya'll get up to. ;) 😉
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