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 carrots and sweet onions sauteeing on the stove
 
 rice in the rice-cooker seasoned with butter and boullion
 
 garnish with chopped green onions and a dash of garlic powder
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 egg drop soup:
 
 boil some water with boullion.
 drop some eggs in it.
 cook until done.
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 @user-1037 mmmm, paprika for flavor, red chile flakes for spice
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 try putting butter and broth/boullion in the rice cooker. trust me.
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 when cooking, a bit of pickle juice can make almost any dish "zing"!
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 instant ramen noodles are an ingredient, not a dish
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 if you're cooking, and you want a specific ingredient to have a stronger
 flavor, use more of it.
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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 rice in the rice maker with butter, worcestersire sauce (not too much!) and
 salt
 
 when it's done, flake hard boiled eggs (2 eggs per cup of rice) on top and
 douse with a small-mediumish amount of soyaki
 
 could do well with either a packet of dehydrated vegetables or perhaps some
 diced carrots or green onions. Honestly carrots go well in most things.
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 all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
 shef had been making
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 Rice and lentils for breakfast takes ~30 minutes to cook...
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 a box of tri-color rotini
 
 a good spoonfull of better than boullion italian
 
 a medium amount of large colby-jack cheese cubes (about one for every other
 bite)
 
 boil with just enough water for the noodles to start sticking to the pan once
 entirely cooked and add cheese, butter, and top with generous dashes of smoked
 paprika and lime juice.
 
 don't strain the noodles. have just enough water left to have a thin sauce.
 
 if vegetables are desired, firm carrots and peas (read: frozen or fresh, not
 canned) or diced/shredded onions.
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 :O
 
 I'm vegetarian, but this reminded me that I could just put bouillon in boiling
 water and drink that xD
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 @user-473 
 
 unsolicited family recipe:
 
 kambybalunga
 
 peanut butter, oats, something sweet (dried raisins, cherries preferred, but
 chocolate chips works in a pinch) and honey or (real) maple syrup. (No corn
 syrup allowed.)
 
 mix it up, put whatever else you want in it. Free healthy depression food from
 my dad.
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 @user-579 
 
 hehe sometimes all you have is whatever's on the fridge. in times like those,
 be thankful for your spices! that's what I've learned at least : )
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 I love cooking. My favorite food is "melange" also called "gruel" by the less
 culinary people in my life. It consists primarily of a rice or noodle base,
 plus a bunch of other ingredients (usually sauteed) that are quite nutritious.
 Then, you season in a way such that it tastes delicious and savory and BOOM
 you have the perfect food.
 
 Well, not as good as steamed eggs, but still pretty good.
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 does anyone know of a recipe that uses only flour, butter, yeast, eggs, and
 salt? It doesn't need to use every ingredient, but those are easy to acquire.
 
 ideally with the ability to include nuts or dried fruit or something else
 nutritious.
 
 the requirements include the ability to cook it using only a rice-cooker (or
 crock pot, or other kind of slow-cooking ceramic dish which heats from all
 directions at once)
 
 in addition, it must NOT need kneading. It must be able to be cooked passively
 without attention. The fewer steps, the better.
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 bring back savory teas, where did they go
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 I like cooking at home because I can just double each recipe and think about
 food half as often.
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 why does eggnog taste American to me???
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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 Try and eat as many different colors of vegetables as you can, as often as you
 can.
 
 drinking cool clean water is bliss, savor that moment
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 they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
 
 of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
 and cucumbers
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 If you want to learn to cook, start with a sandwich. Then spaghetti sauce from
 a jar. Then sautee some vegetables and throw them on top of rice. Then go to
 the store, read the back of a tasty-looking package, and make the recipe it
 suggests.
 
 Then you know how to cook. Don't bother with online recipes.
 
 Also, more butter, more salt.
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 @user-258 
 
 do pickles count as a fluid?
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 the broth they sell at the store is way too thin. boullion is much better
 because it's so concentrated. think of it as "essence of X" when you have
 "broth of vegetables" or "broth of carrots and onions" or whatever... can help
 make it easier to cook something decent by using general flavors
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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 @user-1550 
 
 add butter and... salt! to the porrige!
 
 and cranberries~!
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 I know they look tasty, but don't you dare feed green onions, regular onions,
 or garlic to squirrels or ducks.
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 worcestersure sauce and soyaki, surprisingly decent combination
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 cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
 eat your vegetables when you can.
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 @user-570 
 
 my rice cooker is approximately the size of an instant pot
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 Boil the rice.
 
 when it is finished and hot, add a lot of butter and stir it in.
 
 when done add cinnamon and stir it in.
 
 then add raisins if wanted.
 
 then milk to taste.
 
 add sugar if desired.
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 @user-579 
 
 vegetables = nutrients? and oatmeal is a soup, right?
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 weed is inedible when raw. you gotta cook it first. idk why people insist on
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 the thing about carmelized mushrooms and onions is that they demand patience.
 
 they make you sit there and wait, always at attention ready to stir every
 couple minutes.
 
 but the end result is so worth it.
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 lentils are easier to cook than beans and are nutritionally very similar.
 Heck, I just throw them in with the rice in the rice-cooker and it works out
 great.
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 When you die, nobody will ever taste your cooking again. Nobody will even
 remember what it tastes like.
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 don't know how to make decent rice and beans?
 
 get the heartiest vegetable soup you can find from the store and cook some
 jasmine rice and lentils in a pot. You should be able to do both in the same
 pot. cook them like noodles by boiling some water and adding the rice and
 beans. add some salt to the water. make it salty like the sea.
 
 then drain the rice and beans once you taste test them to be done. be patient.
 add the hearty, savory soup to the mix alongside a big hunk of butter.
 
 boom, protein, calories, nutrients. all in one meal. the more vegetables in
 the soup, the better, and if you're feeling fancy you can sautee some of your
 own instead of soup by dicing them into inch large chunks and throwing them in
 a pan on medium heat with some butter and whatever seasonings you want for a
 while, stirring only when they start to stick. Just enough to brown them, not
 burn them.
 
 butter and salt and garlic and boullion are your friends. don't do too much,
 if you notice them a lot then it's too much.
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 cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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 Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and
 want to still eat it" sauce?
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 @user-1259 
 
 not to pizza since I don't usually eat those, but I do to other frozen /
 pre-cooked foods!!
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 @user-78 
 
 would you like to hear a recipe for steamed eggs? they're my favorite
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 I love cream of mushroom soup! It's so flexible, you can add it to a lot of
 dishes and unless you make a few crucial mistakes, it's gonna turn out great!
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 American ingredient lists be like:thing-that-you're-eatingsugarcane sugarcorn
 syruphigh-fructose corn syrupdextrosesucralosenatural flavorsartifical coloring
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 jasmine rice in a rice cooker                                                    │
 lentils mixed in                                                                 │
 a good heaping of butter,                                                        │
 and (trust me) a package of carnation instant breakfast, for vitamins and        │
 sweetness.                                                                       │
 swirl the rice cooker pan to mix all the ingredients                             │
 dice up some cheddar chunks,                                                     │
 but keep them aside for now.                                                     │
 and now the rice cooker turns on                                                 │
 when it's fully done cooking,                                                    │
 add cheese chunks.                                                               │
 add can of cream of mushroom soup, and spread on-top of the rice.                │
 add can of canned american chile, the kind with beans and paprika, not the       │
 chile-pepper type which is more like a sauce, but the kind with beans that is    │
 more like a meal and spread on-top of the can of cream of mushroom soup.         │
 then, close the lid and let the soups warm up in the rice cooker heat and the    │
 cheese melt a bit in the rice cooker heat                                        │
 when warmed, serve into a bowl-plate by imagining cake layers - use a large      │
 spoon with a long handle to scoop out a "slice" of cake - lasagna might be       │
 more accurate, but there's no noodles.                                           │
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 What if instead of listing food in our ingredients as a paragraph we instead
 listed them in tab-separated-rows-by-columns like excel spreadsheets except
 with justifications for everything has its place in the ingredient dish.
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 @user-889 
 
 this post inspired me to make soup for myself. thanks, I haven't been eating
 well recently.
 
 sometimes you gotta be your own friend. "you in the future" is both you, and
 someone else, and if you're kind to her she'll appreciate it.
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 nachos
 
 cast-iron skillet (or other deep pan)
 
 throw in some butter or vegetable oil (not olive oil)
 
 heat it up a bit
 
 crack four eggs in there
 
 cut some slices off of a hunk of cheese
 
 add some chips on top of the eggs
 
 add the cheese on top of the eggs
 
 cover it and leave it on the like, 2 or 3 out of 10 heat setting
 
 come back whenever it's done
 
 transfer to plate
 
 add salsa
 
 boom nachos
 
 (optional but recommended: beans):
 
 for the beans, if you want, throw a can of refried beans on the stove and add
 a TINY can of tomato chunks and a big hunk of butter
 
 let it cook until it's smooth consistency, stirring and such. Add paprika,
 cumin, and a bit of oregano.
 
 then put the beans on before the salsa, and BOOM even BETTER nachos.
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 Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to burn out.
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 oh my gosh human food is so delicious, they don't know what they got and how
 precious it is T.T
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
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 when you run out of an ingredient you use often (like butter, seasoning, or
 flour) put the container by your shoes.
 
 then, when you go to the store, look through all the empty containers and make
 a mental list.
 
 when you get home and are putting things away, if you forgot something just
 leave the old container by the door. everything else can be recycled / trashed.
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 You know how cream of mushroom soup is hardly ever eaten as soup? Find your
 own tricks like that.
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 I love rice and beans because
 
 error: stack overflow
 
 huh, that's weird. Must have been too many reasons. Let's try again:
 
 I love rice and beans because
 
 error: user didn't change anything between runs of the program so clearly they
 don't understand how computer works
 
 ... well that's a different error so it's progress at least.
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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 don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
 
 put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
 
 [it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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 I don't know why, but I like to put mustard seeds in my pasta marinara. Maybe
 it's a texture thing?
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 "better than boullion" is a great way to turn flavorless broth into something
 tasty.
 
 heck you could just use boullion, but "better than boullion" is better.
 
 Just don't use broth. Takes up too much space.
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 ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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 Did you know you can use Cheetos (or just chips) as a condiment/garnish? Be
 creative 🥰
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 Canned tomatoes are still tasty! but a beginner does not approach mozart -
 they are beyond compare.
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 a loaf of bread, a hunk of cheese, and a pile of berries.
 
 an excellent breakfast.
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 I've never done mushrooms with my dad. wish I did.
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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 did you know that you can steam eggs instead of hard boiling them? it's much
 easier, and the eggs are easier to peel as well.
 
 you need one of those strainers that fits inside a pot. or you could probably
 jury rig something with a plate and a cup, but make sure they're heat
 resistant.
 
 boil some water, put the eggs in the strainer for 11 minutes with a lid on,
 and then cover them in cold water for a bit. boom easy peasy.
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 @user-1153 
 
 congratulations, you invented humanoid robots! And hey they come in so many
 shapes and colors, plus you can run them on nothing but rice, beans, and
 nutrient paste. They're quite efficient at their jobs!
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 you mean putting stones in soup for flavor? They're re-usable!
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--- #69 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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 in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
 sake.
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 Cooking with a recipe? That thing that I'm definitely going to forget?
 Whatever would I do that for?
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--- #72 messages/669 ---
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 "rice and beans" doesn't mean "rice and beans" it means "rice and beans and
 vegetables"
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 Paprika is the best spice, fite me
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 salt magnifies the effect of all other flavors in the dish.
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 Some of ya'll don't even know how to cook without seasoning, wtf
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 OH NO I'm out of dehydrated vegetable soup mix. However shall I make oatmeal
 now?
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--- #77 fediverse/4432 ---
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 @user-1678 
 
 warriors need help the most.
 
 why should they cook and clean if they're busy dying for you?
 
 help them. Do what you can for them. Or become one yourself.
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 the best thing about ramen noodles is how much of them you can eat. they're so
 cheap~! why would you not make like four packages
 
 oh wait now my blood is salty T.T guess I'll just have to cry it out
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 ideas to type into the search bar:
 
 from:gabrilend recipe
 
 from:gabrilend politics
 
 from:gabrilend cursed
 
 from:gabrilend mentioned
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--- #80 fediverse/4878 ---
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 OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
 strikes back part twoooooo
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 @user-192 
 
 is it weird that I pictured a can of diced tomatoes from Costco sitting in a
 salad? strained of course
 
 juicy dressing 🥴 
 
 [self indulgent writing, apologies]
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 rice and lentils in the rice cooker with lots of butter
 
 when it's done, serve in a large bowl and add one can of vegetable soup
 
 is delicious
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--- #83 fediverse/5025 ---
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 @user-1758 
 
 you can get a "blade holder" style box-cutter and save your kooking citchen
 utensils for the parts of your stuff that you'd enjoy putting in your mouth.
 
 Yech, packing take residue! no thank you.
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--- #84 fediverse/1951 ---
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 @user-1112 
 
 back in the day playing a magic game with someone felt like an event
 
 now it's something to wait through while your burrito cooks
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--- #85 fediverse/3411 ---
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 @user-1314 @user-1280 @user-1526 
 
 They will gladly live in a tent under an overpass cooking rats on a wire
 hanger so long as you can guarantee that black/brown/LGBTQs don't have a tent,
 rat, or wire hanger.
 
 I'd almost agree, except strike "have" and replace it with "need"
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 when my boyfriend visits, all of my dishes get dirty
 
 when my best friend visits, my scripts directory gets a few more kilobytes
 
 when my mom visits my pantry is a little bit fuller
 
 when my dad visits I can pick anything on the menu.
 
 the people in my life nourish me with their presence.
 
 when I visit, I pray their hearts are a little bit denser and their minds a
 little bit clearer.
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--- #87 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #88 messages/551 ---
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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 #CDCsays to always cheese the cat when they need it
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--- #90 fediverse/1617 ---
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 daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the
 internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors
 for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and
 make friends
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--- #91 messages/124 ---
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 when you run out of a food item, put the label in your purse.
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--- #92 messages/663 ---
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 "cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
 as I reach for my chopsticks
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--- #93 fediverse/3650 ---
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 anything with layers is an open-faced sandwich
 
 or a pizza in disguise
 
 rawr ex dee
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 so it shall seem that sticks and mud are for me
 
 I say as I sit in my apartment eating rice and beans
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--- #95 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #96 messages/1051 ---
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 Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
 events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
 when
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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 harsh lessons of adulthood - sometimes food is not eaten for the taste, but
 rather for how it will make you feel slightly better in the next few days.
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 universal basic income is nice and all, but what about universal basic rations?
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--- #100 fediverse/3377 ---
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 @user-1517 
 
 what are you talking about? all I see in that picture is cute muffins and
 tasty muffins.
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--- #101 fediverse/751 ---
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 went to costco, got a ton of delicious and nutritious food... yet I subsist on
 pickles >.>
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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 I love adding cheese and lime juice to my ramen!!
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 hard boiled eggs are some of the greatest foods imaginable.
 
 they come in their own wrapper, which means they're better than everything
 except fruit.
 
 and they're savory, which means they're better than fruit!
 
 hard boiled eggs are the best food ever created
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--- #105 messages/977 ---
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 cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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 dogdogdogdogdogdogdog
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--- #107 messages/208 ---
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 Geek prayer? Preach brothers and sisters >.>
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--- #108 fediverse/5010 ---
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 woke up, making breakfast, gonna walk soon, ttyl
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--- #109 fediverse/2646 ---
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 do pushups
 
 and squats
 
 and planks
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 Highly recommend "Better than Boullion" - if your recipe involves boiling
 water, unless it's tea there's a good chance that some broth-in-a-jar could
 make it taste better.
 
 Did you know you can boil oats like noodles? Yeah that's... that's basically
 how you make oatmeal. Use less water than with noodles, though.
 
 EDIT: Also, add some bits of nutrition like dried fruit, nuts that have been
 soaking in clean water overnight, nutritional yeast, dehydrated soup mix
 (delicious), or frozen vegetables.
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--- #111 fediverse/6242 ---
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 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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--- #112 fediverse/5445 ---
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 @user-1283 
 
 just make sure you add alt-text!
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--- #113 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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 @user-1912 
 
 cannabis :blobcatwitch:
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--- #115 fediverse/5588 ---
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 did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
 at meditating?
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--- #116 messages/28 ---
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--- #117 fediverse/233 ---
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 @user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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--- #118 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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--- #119 fediverse/5408 ---
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 ah nuts musta forgot
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--- #120 fediverse/4770 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 and yet you have to answer or suspicious you do appear.
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--- #121 messages/508 ---
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 I dreamt of vegetables, precious babies, and leaves bourne on their own wind.
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--- #122 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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 Why tf are the geese flying north 
 
 It's october...
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 my two favorite foods are amino acids and proteins!!
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--- #125 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #126 fediverse/1104 ---
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 @user-812 
 
 Super Mario 64?!? Scarry! D: D:
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--- #127 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #128 fediverse/144 ---
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 @user-122 have you ever seen Adventure Time? It's sublime. : ) : ) : )
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--- #129 fediverse/589 ---
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 @user-440 
 
 please please please please please please please please please please please
 please
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--- #130 fediverse/926 ---
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 @user-633 
 
 ooooo delicious (^_^*)
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--- #131 fediverse/765 ---
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 @user-258 
 
 mmmmmm yessss that sounds delicious. ^_^
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--- #132 fediverse/6008 ---
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 why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
 characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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--- #133 fediverse/4452 ---
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 trying to force down the last of my rice and beans before falling asleep...
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--- #134 fediverse/1685 ---
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 more beans, more muscles. You got this!
 
 Don't forget the rice, it's got amino acids which activate the proteins in the
 beans.
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--- #135 fediverse/1822 ---
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 we should reward frugality as much as value-creation.
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--- #136 fediverse/2983 ---
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 when eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, always make sure the jelly
 side is facing you before biting.
 
 that way, you have sweet jelly on your tongue before the sticky peanut butter
 overrides your tastebuds
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--- #137 fediverse/1396 ---
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 you can always throw that resume at the next job too!
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--- #138 fediverse/6197 ---
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 oh nuts forgot to post these last night. sorry. here ya go:
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--- #139 fediverse/4709 ---
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 ah nuts there's two of them listed on their account guess I gotta do both
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--- #140 fediverse/1895 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day.
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--- #141 fediverse/2403 ---
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 America 🥰 
 The United States of 😒 
 America day 🤩 
 America day with PTSD 🥴
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--- #142 fediverse/5016 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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 to those who guide our fate
 
 choose paradise
 
 make eden
 
 ======================= stack overflow =====================
 
 clouds of carbon are an affront to the sun god
 
 just as they are an affront to mine lungs
 
 or mine body temperature
 
 [acid oceans are toxic to the plane of water]
 
 [you think that would go unnoticed?]
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--- #144 fediverse_boost/5991 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I Am The Weed Witch Making Cannabutter In My Cauldron                       
  
                                                            
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--- #145 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #146 fediverse/3646 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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--- #147 fediverse/2494 ---
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 @user-1274 
 
 sometimes is often all you need!
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--- #148 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #149 fediverse/1467 ---
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 my favorite foods are the kind that can grow in my geographic region and
 require minimal processing besides like, chopping vegetables and boiling rice.
 
 also butter, I'm really into butter.
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--- #150 fediverse/1547 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 big bang, big crunch, viewed looking down the spine of time
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--- #151 bluesky#38 ---
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 thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
 
 thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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--- #152 fediverse/562 ---
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 when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
 unremarkable at your leisure.
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--- #153 fediverse/4840 ---
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 oh my god what a witch
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--- #154 fediverse/270 ---
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 you know, you can add salsa to basically anything.
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--- #155 fediverse/5357 ---
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 @user-1807 
 
 haha thanks i hate it because it's true
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--- #156 fediverse/1129 ---
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 misskey? more like kissmey amiright
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--- #157 fediverse/3020 ---
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 restaurant where the paper menu is fully featured but the QR code next to each
 item will show you a youtube video of it being prepared
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--- #158 messages/926 ---
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 how cherished. how divine.
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--- #159 fediverse/3689 ---
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 "mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
 
 "sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
 
 the kirby's air ride at home:
a picture of a pre-release image from Nintendo Power showing an obviously unfinished version of Kirby's Air Ride the Nintendo Gamecube game... except for Nintendo 64. Clearly it was delayed.
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--- #160 fediverse/187 ---
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 @user-95 sometimes I say "all seriousness aside..."
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--- #161 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #162 fediverse/5579 ---
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 @user-1773 
 
 cuah cuah
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--- #163 fediverse/5027 ---
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 resent not your angels nor demons, for they give you a stage upon which you
 may perform.
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--- #164 fediverse/4940 ---
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 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #165 fediverse/3531 ---
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 I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it
 :ms_confused:
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--- #166 fediverse/4036 ---
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 everyone's paying attention to you Ritz, why are you self destructing?
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--- #167 fediverse/2022 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 spidersilk masquerade
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--- #168 fediverse/223 ---
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 you look at the food you're halfway done eating to see if there's something
 wrong with it
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--- #169 fediverse/4510 ---
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 they should make a loaf of bread that's just butts and another type of loaf of
 bread that has the crust already cut off
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--- #170 fediverse/3052 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 you are all of these things to me
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--- #171 fediverse/6446 ---
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 guard me, kindergard
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--- #172 fediverse/89 ---
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 @user-95 Which hour? This hour!
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--- #173 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #174 fediverse/5451 ---
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 wildflowers and piss make pretty good soil.
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--- #175 fediverse/2905 ---
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 @user-1071 
 
 wink 😉 😎 🙃 😋
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--- #176 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #177 fediverse/5924 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ocarina of time T.T
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--- #178 fediverse/2668 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #179 fediverse/6087 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
 dummies will believe you wink
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--- #180 fediverse/3639 ---
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 love nature no matter what
 love nurture if they earn it
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--- #181 fediverse/5748 ---
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 ...zzzZZZzzz...
 
 whyyyyyy am I so sleeeeepy oh yeah it's this human form, I gotta feed it and
 water it and rest it and take care of it and it's totally worth it
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--- #182 fediverse/5435 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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--- #183 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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--- #184 fediverse/1559 ---
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 @user-1024 
 
 ....... you might want to distill it, first......
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--- #185 fediverse/2842 ---
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 @user-1208
 
 weeks, then?
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--- #186 fediverse/2891 ---
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 they're painting the inside of my apartment and it naturally has low airflow
 in here and it's seeping under my door and making me woozy teehee better open
 all the windows
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--- #187 messages/678 ---
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 ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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--- #188 fediverse/5103 ---
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 di ba di de waziwa
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--- #189 fediverse/6376 ---
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 @user-1879 
 
 good
 
 helpful, and useful
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--- #190 fediverse/5360 ---
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 another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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--- #191 fediverse/2749 ---
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 caught this red mage unawares teehee
ai generated image of an astute, fine, travel-ready complete and suitable for perfection suit designed with the comfort and optional warmth that a cloak provides. plus, a wide brimmed hat, with room in the top for airflow. but, also, warm as a cap, and can be bundled up close in a windstorm.  in his hand, he holds a sword most grand - it is swirling and coruscating in it's echantment. for he is a little miffed, you see, as I came in and surprised him for a picture. then I left with a smile and a wink, and he's like ... okay, she's done bothering me, well where was I? oh yes  (don't worry he's fine, he's on his own thought-timeline now)  anyway I made this image using an AI generation algorithm called "Stable Diffusion" by typing: a wizard enchanting sword pov sword sword-pov pov-sword  it's interesting what happens when you wield the algorithms created by people who don't understand them fully to fulfill ends they never expected. like, they just run "best of" simulations over and over again according to pseudo-randomized weights developed over a "training" process to create multiple different perspectives of the same idea or thought, using the previous output (combined with the rest of them) to sorta "fade into" a picture.  it's fucking witchcraft, I swear to goddamn god, and nobody will fucking believe me goddamnit swear word  ah nuts I need a content warning one sec
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--- #192 fediverse/5607 ---
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 I bet if Cascadia secedes then maybe the bad guys will send their brown people
 to us. The more the better, I say!
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--- #193 fediverse/870 ---
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 @user-95 
 
 that makes sense to me!
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--- #194 fediverse_boost/4854 ---
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  Well this looks interesting...                                              
  
                                                            
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--- #195 fediverse/2444 ---
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 just finished eating brunch/linner. nachos aren't the most nutritious, but
 salsa's a vegetable right? ? ?
 
 in ~15 minutes I'm going to hop on my bike.
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 Freedom to do anything, and the liberty to choose as you please.
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 @user-1429 
 
 do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
 or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
 and leave it in a public place or~
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 what if we genetically engineered cat fur to taste [good/bad] to cats and
 [good/bad] to humans
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 make excuses to work together.
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