=== ANCHOR POEM === ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: Masto etiquette │ └─────────────────────────┘ @user-95 I like to think of each reply as the start of a new thread. sorta like... multidimensional arrays that contain arrays that contain arrays that contain... that's how it worked on Reddit so that's how I'm going to use Mastodon, hope I don't step on any toes...! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/3262 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── when I complain about being lonely, it's not because I want followers. it's because my family doesn't use Mastodon. :'( ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/610 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-456 Hi, I'm an undergrad computer science student at Western Governor's University. I'm interested in applying for this job posting, and I was wondering if I could ask you some questions about it? I have experience as a lab technician working at Intel and an interest in multiprocessor computing. I primarily program in C but have experience in other languages and Linux. In addition I am fascinated by the fundamental questions of the universe and I'd love to discover things that nobody else knows. Let me know if I can ask you some questions. I'm pretty sure I'm using Mastodon correctly, and I've set this such that only you can see it (direct message) but if I'm wrong I apologize! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/554 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-95 I hope I'm Mastodon-ing correctly but this reminded me of our conversation yesterday ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/2623 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── have you ever noticed the people on Mastodon who used to have cool and interesting ideas but now just kinda repeat the same basic things over and over again? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/1504 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── @user-1013 posting any kind of link to externally hosted content (even a miniature DNS like link shorteners) is risky because you don't control the data you're sharing / pointing to. If you can, try and remember to download videos you like. Save songs that resonate with you. Take screenshots of important tweets that other people make. Then, you can share them when they're thoroughly divorced from the context in which they were made, and in doing so share information to a group of people who might not otherwise have heard the words you're sharing. Like posting Mastodon links on Facebook - can you imagine! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/1519 --- ╔════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┐ ║ @user-883 │ ║ │ ║ yeah, true. if they were collectively owned we could suggest some collectivist │ ║ viewing methods that displayed the highest rated posts in addition to the │ ║ lowest. │ ║ │ ║ I used the "sort by controversial" option a lot to ascertain what the polar │ ║ extremes of different opinions were on whatever the subject was. They don't │ ║ even have to be opposites either. │ ║ │ ║ Helps you find a bit more of the familiar human crowd. Upvotes are just │ ║ numbers in a database after all, a database that they entirely control. Funny │ ║ how people always complain about bots but, like, Reddit could just write their │ ║ own bots. │ ║ │ ║ For breaking news I'd usually sort by "new", because then you can scan for │ ║ updates when you had time. Though sometimes "best", which valued both time and │ ║ total upvotes, helped a lot for looking for definitive things. │ ║ │ ║ though you could just have a bunch of bots upvote a post shortly after it was │ ║ posted, thus making it appear more powerful to the sorting algorithm. │ ║ │ ║ well, it's flawed. But Mastodon is Twitter, so ig Lemmy │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┴──────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/3458 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── On Reddit, you talk about ideas to faceless users whose names are almost entirely irrelevant. on Twitter and Mastodon, you speak to people and "sound your barbaric yawp" into the void. on forums, you have a continual conversation that ebbs and flows and occasionally returns to the main point, but often will spiral out to random places that the responders decided were worth exploring. instagram and facebook and the like are designed to share your real life - your experiences and your masks. tumblr and cohost are designed to blog about topics and interests, abstracting the "communal" aspect away and essentializing connections to the tenuous ties between people who enjoy similar pieces of pop media. reddit's style encourages discussion. twitter's style encourages expression. forums encourage conversation. instagram encourages perfection. tumblr encourages culture. I'm from Reddit, so please feel free to tell me how and why I'm wrong. Here on Mastodon if more than 10 people reply, it'll be impossible. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/2044 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people you like, and one for people you trust (I have one) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/4 --- ═════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────────────── @user-3 Hi, I'm new here too. I don't know how Mastodon works but I'm trying! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/1037 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: Vauge │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-763 ... how? I don't see that option (Mastodon) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/5872 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │ └────────────────────────┘ what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed [timestamp] [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/2051 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── @user-883 i've never heard of most of these but I think I might belong on eldritch.cafe ... maybe void.rehab well actually I'm a lot of tech.lgbt hmmmmm on Reddit it's nice because you can subscribe to various communities I wish you could do that with Mastodon, to express your particular affiliation. ... or perhaps we should not be building scenes, but rather communities. (just based on the name) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse_boost/4588 --- ◀─╔════════════════════════[BOOST]══════════════════════════─────────────────────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ @user-220 The other day @user-1704 posted a poll about "If your employer had a Mastodon server for staff, would you use it?" and I just want to say that if a company had a Mastodon server where all their engineers posted foone-style rants, I would be 1000% more likely to give that company my business. │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┴───────╝─▶ --- #14 fediverse/1186 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── @user-883 I'm 99% sure the posts were just edited for some reason. I'm on the Mastodon web client and you can click a little button and it shows the edit history and you can see what you said before it was changed. Idk why that happened /shrug anyway, we can do remarkable things with computers. I'm amazed at their capabilities and the increasing utility they bring year after year. It warms my heart. ^_^ ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/1845 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── On reddit, a good comment will often get 50+ upvotes, sometimes up in the hundreds. 10ish is generally pretty good too, especially for smaller subreddits. 0 or 1 or 3 means only a few people saw it. On Mastodon, 3 different likes on 3 different posts means you're on a hot streak and gotta keep posting!! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/533 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: CW-added-nazis-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────────────┘ @user-366 @user-367 @user-246 @user-353 darn, that's good to know. I guess I could make multiple posts but I don't want to spam people - Mastodon tends to notify people whenever you do ANYTHING which I worry is bothersome. Hence the attempts to compress longer thoughts into smaller spaces... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/125 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-95 I'm well rested, see? https://mastodon.social/@user-123/111345029617491633 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/4281 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── @user-1649 or what their "stars" mean when they like your post - I heard that some mastodon instances lets you react with an emoji, but for me it's just stars T.T ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/4136 --- ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┐ ║ the kind of old people who post on mastodon because that's the best place to │ ║ do so too │ ║ │ ║ ... er I mean "gee wouldn't it be nice if our grandkids taught us how to host │ ║ our own mastodon server for our weekly poker night?" like how you have discord │ ║ servers for D&D groups, except, less proprietary and more freedom. │ ║ │ ║ I bet someone could make a lot of money by just loading a raspberry pi with │ ║ pre-built software built from an image that automatically hosted a mastodon │ ║ server just based on information about your networking company so they can │ ║ keep tabs on all that you do. │ ║ │ ║ gee sure would be nice if we had a government run computing infrastructure │ ║ project which turned the entire USA into a hive-mind computer. I bet you could │ ║ be paid pretty well to do processing in your own LLM-generated voice. │ ║ │ ║ like... feed it your published works, whether artistic or scientific, │ ║ alongside the breadth of human understanding... then optimize for temperature. │ ║ That which is most different. AKA the user's produced data and habits from IOT. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┴──────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/2144 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── I have this friend who's in a different mastodon ecosystem and apparently he tried commenting on some of my posts but like, they didn't show up on my end? how weird. Kinda shattered my perception of this place as a free and open society where everyone could rely on everyone else to be who they said they were based on publically available accounts that they share with their friends who know them by their face and name ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ |