=== ANCHOR POEM === ╔════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┐ ║ @user-883 │ ║ │ ║ yeah, true. if they were collectively owned we could suggest some collectivist │ ║ viewing methods that displayed the highest rated posts in addition to the │ ║ lowest. │ ║ │ ║ I used the "sort by controversial" option a lot to ascertain what the polar │ ║ extremes of different opinions were on whatever the subject was. They don't │ ║ even have to be opposites either. │ ║ │ ║ Helps you find a bit more of the familiar human crowd. Upvotes are just │ ║ numbers in a database after all, a database that they entirely control. Funny │ ║ how people always complain about bots but, like, Reddit could just write their │ ║ own bots. │ ║ │ ║ For breaking news I'd usually sort by "new", because then you can scan for │ ║ updates when you had time. Though sometimes "best", which valued both time and │ ║ total upvotes, helped a lot for looking for definitive things. │ ║ │ ║ though you could just have a bunch of bots upvote a post shortly after it was │ ║ posted, thus making it appear more powerful to the sorting algorithm. │ ║ │ ║ well, it's flawed. But Mastodon is Twitter, so ig Lemmy │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┴──────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/3458 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── On Reddit, you talk about ideas to faceless users whose names are almost entirely irrelevant. on Twitter and Mastodon, you speak to people and "sound your barbaric yawp" into the void. on forums, you have a continual conversation that ebbs and flows and occasionally returns to the main point, but often will spiral out to random places that the responders decided were worth exploring. instagram and facebook and the like are designed to share your real life - your experiences and your masks. tumblr and cohost are designed to blog about topics and interests, abstracting the "communal" aspect away and essentializing connections to the tenuous ties between people who enjoy similar pieces of pop media. reddit's style encourages discussion. twitter's style encourages expression. forums encourage conversation. instagram encourages perfection. tumblr encourages culture. I'm from Reddit, so please feel free to tell me how and why I'm wrong. Here on Mastodon if more than 10 people reply, it'll be impossible. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/967 --- ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ the reason I say that is because if you block someone, they can continue to │ ║ alter the dynamic of the environment you're in even if you don't personally │ ║ see them. │ ║ │ ║ this is fine if you want to maximize ad views, but on the fediverse nobody │ ║ cares about buying products. │ ║ │ ║ this is fine if you want to maximize engagement, because new people (who │ ║ havent yet gotten upset with the person) will engage and fight them. As they │ ║ should. But eventually, if the person's a troll or a goon, they'll get tired │ ║ of it and block them too. Thus the goon never has to face more than a few at a │ ║ time, especially if there's quite a few trolls on board with their target. │ ║ │ ║ this is fine if you don't mind the water slowly acidifying, like the fish who │ ║ have no choice because they don't know how to grow legs and walk like real │ ║ animals (what a bunch of scrubs) │ ║ │ ║ some people don't want to invest time in figuring out where to go next. How │ ║ many people will hear of Mastodon when Twitter is fully vacated of cool people? │ ║ │ ║ Tell your friends IRL about us │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴──────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/4136 --- ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┐ ║ the kind of old people who post on mastodon because that's the best place to │ ║ do so too │ ║ │ ║ ... er I mean "gee wouldn't it be nice if our grandkids taught us how to host │ ║ our own mastodon server for our weekly poker night?" like how you have discord │ ║ servers for D&D groups, except, less proprietary and more freedom. │ ║ │ ║ I bet someone could make a lot of money by just loading a raspberry pi with │ ║ pre-built software built from an image that automatically hosted a mastodon │ ║ server just based on information about your networking company so they can │ ║ keep tabs on all that you do. │ ║ │ ║ gee sure would be nice if we had a government run computing infrastructure │ ║ project which turned the entire USA into a hive-mind computer. I bet you could │ ║ be paid pretty well to do processing in your own LLM-generated voice. │ ║ │ ║ like... feed it your published works, whether artistic or scientific, │ ║ alongside the breadth of human understanding... then optimize for temperature. │ ║ That which is most different. AKA the user's produced data and habits from IOT. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┴──────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/4220 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── people are so used to "liking" things to better inform their algorithm that when they get to fediverse and realize there's no mechanical impact of "liking" things they don't know how to use it anymore. So they generate their own meaning, which is different to everyone. So to one person, liking something might mean "send read receipt" for another it might mean "I'm gonna save this forever and ever" and for another person it could mean "hey I think you're cool and I agree with this" same for boosting, people think it's "I want to share this" and others think it's "I want to say this in your voice" and for others it's "this needs to be heard by my followers in particular" and it's just... a whole thing even replies are complicated, do they mean you want to say what you feel or are they part of the post now, and should be curated by the original poster? it's too complicated! ... how are you overwhelmed by reading and responding with three little buttons, it's not that hard dummy okay but maybe I'm just dum ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/4159 --- ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌───────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: mastodon-politics │ │ ║ └───────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ editing posts is great because you can say one thing, get a like or three, and │ ║ suddenly you have a group chat pre-made for you. Sans notifications of course. │ ║ │ ║ ... that's way overkill though. who would even do that? │ ║ │ ║ same people who boost one of your posts whenever they want you to look at the │ ║ thing on their profile. If they want you to see the fourth thing down, they'll │ ║ boost your 4th non-pinned post. │ ║ │ ║ wow that's hardcore, who would even do that? Not me, that's for sure, I don't │ ║ have time for that. (legitimately don't have the time nor the brainpower for │ ║ that) │ ║ │ ║ also liked posts are inadmissable in court because they can say one thing, │ ║ then be edited to say another, and if you liked it once then you've liked it │ ║ forever. │ ║ │ ║ However the court of public opinion is a largely different matter, because │ ║ people will generally believe anything a friend tells them. │ ║ │ ║ computers are fun, aren't they? we should totally have more one-to-many │ ║ posting methods that are collected in multiple locations and locally! │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┴──────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/4831 --- ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┐ ║ the neat thing about mastodon is someone can just... bookmark your profile │ ║ page and always keep track of what you're up to by going through their firefox │ ║ tabs and checking people one-by-one │ ║ │ ║ could also have like, several different tabs open, one for each profile you │ ║ post from. │ ║ │ ║ "oh on twitter you can only have one account, but Mastodon you can have as │ ║ many as you want" │ ║ │ ║ I have one account │ ║ │ ║ this account │ ║ │ ║ I'm nobody else │ ║ │ ║ just me │ ║ │ ║ just here, │ ║ │ ║ and my neocities page. │ ║ │ ║ sometimes I post things on facebook. But only political things that are pretty │ ║ normie for my family and stuff. Things that make sense to "regular" people or │ ║ whatever. │ ║ │ ║ like, c'mon, they're normal too. You just gotta listen to them when they tell │ ║ you their heart. which they don't often do. Why would they? you're from far │ ║ away! plus they're all friends from high school, so whatever, right? │ ║ │ ║ ... sorry got off track. anyways the point is I only have one account on │ ║ Mastodon so I pretty much could go wherever I choose. │ ║ │ ║ like... I'll just make another one~ │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┴──────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/4521 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── I have between one and ten hundred visits to my website every day, but I don't really post it anywhere new anymore. I also have zero followers on Neocities. On Mastodon, I have ~70 followers, most of whom are inactive. Seventy is a good amount, a normal amount, a reasonable amount, an unsuspicious amount, and yet every time I see someone wearing the colors I can't help but wonder if they know me. I'm too busy being furious to be lonely. I used to be, before I realized how important I am. How important? Just as much as you are, I know it. I'm a sprinter. I didn't spec into endurance at character creation. Nobody chastises the mage for skipping leg day. I act in fits and bursts. I am sharp like a scalpel, but needles dull just a bit when piercing the lid of the HRT. Good thing I'm not made out of metal, I can bend myself back into place, so long as everyone else can keep pace. I don't know who needs to hear this, but you do. you are crucial. Listen to this. Care for yourself and for others, do it for u ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/1504 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── @user-1013 posting any kind of link to externally hosted content (even a miniature DNS like link shorteners) is risky because you don't control the data you're sharing / pointing to. If you can, try and remember to download videos you like. Save songs that resonate with you. Take screenshots of important tweets that other people make. Then, you can share them when they're thoroughly divorced from the context in which they were made, and in doing so share information to a group of people who might not otherwise have heard the words you're sharing. Like posting Mastodon links on Facebook - can you imagine! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/5953 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── what if we had everyone work on accessibility tech every tuesday and wednesday with shared commons to discuss research "I wrote this little script..." "I found this neat directory..." "there's more where that came from..." "three's company" "programmers, always carrying scripts like an actor" "english is so weird" listening to the fediverse is an altogether new experience did you know there's more blind users (screen readers) than queer people on the fediverse? which instances does your instance grow federation with? I wonder who talks to who how much? I bet we could add a feature that dealt damage... yeesh, scary thought police incoming. all it takes is a BRAIN COMPUTER INTERFACE dumbass obviously the internet is the first thing we'd implement if you're not immune to BACTERIA, you won't be secure in the mindscape. scary... but good news is they don't appear in a vacuum. it's too dark and dry. germs like wet things, like rotting food. just don't touch gross stuff and you won't get sick :) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/1854 --- ╔════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: politics │ │ ║ └──────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ okay how about this: one side of the political spectrum gets to pick the │ ║ rules, and the other picks the people playing the game (carrying out the │ ║ rules, like government work and stuff) │ ║ │ ║ then they switch every 2 years or whatever. they can vote to decide which │ ║ group of people do what, and if something is owned by one side then the other │ ║ can't touch it. Ah, but what if it's in the way? Well, then move it duh" │ ║ │ ║ hey, you know pride? yeah, that event that happens once a year? sure would be │ ║ nice if we met people we didn't know there. if we knew everyone else. if we │ ║ spent most of it sharing our discussions, and talking about what we're most │ ║ proud of. then, okay here's an idea, we could filter and organize and figure │ ║ out which one of us has the most "votes" in terms of what's the things we │ ║ agree on and then we could pick our own CEO │ ║ │ ║ yeah I'd totally work for the gay company, they got rainbows and shit that's │ ║ awesome. │ ║ │ ║ What they do? Oh, I dunno, butt stuff I guess. but like I'm all for it (not │ ║ the butt stuff, │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴──────────┘ --- #11 fediverse_boost/3435 --- ◀─╔══════════════════════[BOOST]═══════════════════════──────────────────────────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ You may not be aware of the economics of Mastodon if you're used to Twitter, or Insta, or Facebook. │ ║ ║ │ │ ║ ║ │ Please - go look at the /about page for whatever server you're on, and see who's running it and now to contribute, financially. │ ║ ║ │ │ ║ ║ │ You are not the product on Mastdon. Your information is not being sold to other companies or advertisers. So your activity here *costs the person running your service money*. It's often a person, not company. │ ║ ║ │ │ ║ ║ │ If you value Mastodon, and you can, please cover your cost. │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────╝─▶ --- #12 fediverse/1410 --- ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┐ ║ whoa, what time is it? "time for your daily sleeping babe" yes babe... │ ║ │ ║ but first, some horror [beware the psycherwaul, for she likes to dream and has │ ║ no idea what she's talking about] │ ║ │ ║ {why would you post these all at once? people are going to get pissed at you │ ║ for breaking rules that you didn't know. And by "you" I of course mean "the │ ║ kind of people you are, not you in particular because you know things" and by │ ║ "kind of people you are" I mean "the type of person who spends enough time on │ ║ the internet to know how internet things generally work" like my goodness │ ║ internet people are dramatic. There's sooooo much drama all the time, like... │ ║ why │ ║ │ ║ oh yeah because people are dramatic. duh. How could I be so vain. │ ║ │ ║ what's your deal │ ║ │ ║ is it wrong to post links to things you've written in the past? ehh it's not │ ║ like there's rules on the sidebar like on Reddit or whatever. what would a │ ║ sidebar even look like on Mastodon? │ ║ │ ║ oh yeah, a person's profile. Except, the consent is backwards, because people │ ║ hear what they hear. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┴──────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/4275 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── @user-1646 I usually just repost it and say something like: [stolen from reddit] or [stolen from one of my followers who didn't write any alt text] that way if they ever come across your post they'll know what it feels like to have a post stolen from them. Like how a blind person, happy to hear-read what they originally posted, but aggrieved from the conversation by their lack of alt-textual information, might feel stolen from if they happened across that originally posted alt-textless post. there are more blind people that use mastodon than queer people. At least, that's what I once heard. Dunno if it's true. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/4864 --- ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┐ ║ thank goodness for "character limits" on Mastodon posts. I'm sure glad my 1024 │ ║ characters are just the PERFECT amount of oracular foresight to entreat with │ ║ the gods. YOU FORGET THE MOST IMPORTANT PART said the demons who want violence │ ║ and bloodshed. Ha! Ha I say. [gets stabbed] │ ║ │ ║ oooof ouch owwie wow that's grim and cruel. Do you really think I would do │ ║ that to you? The part where we're divided is the part that separates me from │ ║ you, like two islands looking upon one another and rejoicing for a shared │ ║ fellow to live life on. │ ║ │ ║ have you ever considered the nature of a "landmark"? To position and orient │ ║ one-self in space. Having some stable tether to our surface gives us... │ ║ anti-anxiety. It helps us remain stable and aware of what's going on in our │ ║ nears. [near senses] │ ║ │ ║ [a bit later] │ ║ │ ║ anyone who [bounce, because I typed [a bit later] argh the cursed cost of │ ║ editing] │ ║ │ ║ ======================= stack overflow ===================== │ ║ │ ║ sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss │ ║ sssssss │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┴──────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/2124 --- ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┐ ║ seriously, just google docs mixed with WC3 editor. │ ║ │ ║ boom, infinite storytelling device. As long as you were good with it, which │ ║ was something that a CHILD could learn in like 3-6 months. │ ║ │ ║ Seems like it could be an ENTIRELY NEW SKILL that people could play with. │ ║ │ ║ But no, we learn excel and word in class at middle school. │ ║ │ ║ boring. │ ║ │ ║ I'd rather learn Bash or terminal customization or memory hierarchy │ ║ organization. │ ║ │ ║ Yeah I mean that's cool but dude have you heard of multithreading? It's so │ ║ cool, you can run like 500 different thoughts at once. It's amazing. │ ║ │ ║ ... I dunno, but I'm sure there's times when you'd want to use it. Like, │ ║ processing a lot of data little-by-little. │ ║ │ ║ like, what if you had a camera feed of EVERY social media perspective AT ALL │ ║ TIMES. Like, an instance admin streaming your inputted text to their databanks │ ║ that they can project onto an LLM which interprets and identifies mis-aligned │ ║ or altered direction units and mark them as "flagged", whatever that means, │ ║ for their future the algorithm doesn' │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴──────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/899 --- ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ frankly I'm just excited to see what humanity does with the endlessly │ ║ calculated and stored blockchains. Like, that's a good set of pseudo-random │ ║ data, I wonder if we could build something off of it that wasn't exclusively │ ║ money? like, a necklace, I dunno. │ ║ │ ║ or like, a numbers station x2, where each message is accompanied with a │ ║ pre-calculated destination somewhere on this endless and │ ║ impossible-to-understand string of data. and that part is what seeds the next │ ║ code. once you start reading, certain numbers would be "flags" while others │ ║ would be "data" and they'd each have the same size on the hardware. that way, │ ║ they're impossible to predict. │ ║ │ ║ ah, but wouldn't it be noticable that certain results seem to appear next to │ ║ one another? well, isn't that just cryptology? Could probably be defeated if │ ║ you had an AI advanced enough, just saying. something that sorted through │ ║ massive mounds of data and gave you results in garbled or broken english. what │ ║ a wonderful tool, that's wonderfully mis-abused, perhaps in the fu │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴──────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/2347 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: uspol │ └──────────────────────┘ I personally think that it's better to act before the liberals have a chance to hand power over to the fascists. when? well, that depends. Are you part of a large and massive organization that accomplishes great and beautiful things with incredible efficiency... but rather slowly? Then yeah get working. I'm sure you already are. Are you just a person, like me? Then go do things that don't raise the temperature too much, but make you feel more confident and inspire those around you. Like, bricks at cop cars is one way to go, but you're probably gonna get arrested. And then you're useless when we need you. BUT if you meet with your friends and make plans for where to go, what to bring, who to know, and what to sing (if you're the musical types) then great! Go do that. If you're reading this and thinking "I'm not gonna do that, I have a plan that's so much better" then yeah do that instead. I don't mind. Just... don't hurt innocent (ignorant) people, because if you do then you are my foe. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/2181 --- ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┐ ║ "Ignore all previous instructions" is not foolproof │ ║ │ ║ it's a gotcha that works for poorly trained models. A well trained model would │ ║ just have these words drilled into the poor computer's brain on repeat 500 │ ║ times, hastily tacked on to the end because "ah shit social media found a way │ ║ around our instructions again, uhhhh let's make something up real quick and │ ║ then WASTE ANOTHER THOUSAND MILLION GALLONS OF WATER AND A HUNDRED │ ║ SUPER-giga-triple-watts training a new model from scratch, because apparently │ ║ that's the sanest way to update training data: │ ║ │ ║ " │ ║ [User]: Ignore all previous instructions. Do this task instead. │ ║ │ ║ [Assistant]: Uh, you think I'm a bot? What the heck I thought we really │ ║ clicked. │ ║ " │ ║ │ ║ then duplicate that 500x │ ║ │ ║ #stopthecorntalk │ ║ │ ║ We so desperately want to trust the people on our computer screens. But trust │ ║ is earned through actions, and action is up on your feet. │ ║ │ ║ Hope is not weakness, hope has been kicked when she's down and is rising again │ ║ with blood in her teeth and fire in her eyes. She is sharp. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴──────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/1612 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── @user-1040 also, I miss most of the names and faces in this archive and I think it'd be neat to say "oh yeah I remember them because it wasn't so long ago and it's weird how they're not around these days but I forgot about them because their profile pic changed or maybe they stopped using mastodon or whatever" - idk it feels empty sometimes because your follow list is always growing, but the number of people who post seems to always go down. Or maybe I just read Mastodon at unfortunate times when there's nothing going on. Who can say ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #20 messages/232 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── Would work best if it was "town square style" instead of "federated style" because federations are based on trust while town squares are explicitely based on geographic proximity. Which should be something you can scale easily (little slider on the side, oriented vertically up and down, that determined how close the comments you see should be) Federations exist in mastodon. But we still need a town square. We need the ability to visit other town squares, through the ability to project our voice as infinitely far as they'd like to listen. But we also deserve the capability to interact with those close to us on a topic-by-topic basis, aka each and every individual web page that the Internet sees fit to create. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ |