=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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fucking updates
I know right like why is the UI different this sucks
yeah and it might even be a different program - SORRY TO INTERRUPT
new thought incoming
grrrr how rude for interrupting
anyways darn I forgot
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
--- #1 fediverse/2622 ---
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what kind of linux user are you if you don't even like reading terminal
output? it's USEFUL and INTERESTING information!
WHY ELSE WOULD THE PROGRAMMER OUTPUT IT???
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--- #2 fediverse/3150 ---
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I fucking hate how games give dopamine
they're so much more educational than that.
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--- #3 fediverse/5416 ---
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if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
be my friend forever.
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--- #4 fediverse/1293 ---
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│ CW: re: fedi meta, the bad space, fediblock, misleading and untrue cw, uspol, speedrunning discourse, industrial revolution, aquarium tips │
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@user-921
where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking
about
... are you talking about me
[silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind]
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--- #5 fediverse/5360 ---
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another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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--- #6 fediverse/3282 ---
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I hate how fragile Linux is
It deserves to be strong and durable
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--- #7 fediverse/1579 ---
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fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
permanently revoke their ways
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--- #8 fediverse/3123 ---
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using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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--- #9 fediverse/4900 ---
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if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
at once
[statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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--- #10 fediverse/4804 ---
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I love it when wine doesn't work because it "failed to open program.exe"
... okay, can you tell me why it failed?
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--- #11 fediverse/3919 ---
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that feeling when your computers are just fucked and it's like... whatever,
computers are fucked, I don't give a fuck
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--- #12 fediverse/1472 ---
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@user-883
my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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--- #13 fediverse/1150 ---
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when you change profile pictures the beings inside my brain see you as a
different entity
less so for names, as visuals are [closer to] their native language
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--- #14 fediverse/704 ---
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Is my formatting pretty or does it make you angry?
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--- #15 fediverse/6438 ---
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why would you gatekeep content by keeping us from easily using LLMs some
people aren't technical and still need to write computer programs because
that's how you enlighten a people is empower them with new tools
"I've never heard of that programming language, but luckily I can fit all of
it's documentation in my context window."
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--- #16 fediverse/4057 ---
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RITZ stop spamming, ya dingus
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downside of being gregarious is that everyone you meet in Portland these days
is a fucking fed -.-
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--- #18 fediverse/2412 ---
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@user-1209 @user-1262
just gonna say you probably deserve that particular screenshotted block haha -
imagine calling anarcho-nina a fed xD xD
plus that first "get the fuck out of my mentions" was a tip that went over
your head, not a threat said in anger. she's pretty darn angry but that just
means you don't wanna be in her way =P
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I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #20 fediverse/5853 ---
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everyone's all like "everything sucks" but I'm feeling confidence and a kind
of... externalized vigor? that's sweeping me off my feet. We'll see what
tomorrow brings, in the general sense.
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