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 What if we made floating data centers with floating cables (held aloft by 3
 buoys in a rough triangle shape) that used seawater to cool their reactors and
 the steam made the world cooler from the rain and plant growth
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 naturally occurring computers would never produce wires, or liquid cooling, or
 anything that ever required any sort of configuration or external
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--- #2 fediverse/4797 ---
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 what if we built cat water stations into the walls and put 5 or 6 around the
 house to encourage them to drink water more often?
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 humans are computers that inhale air, produce electricity, and exhale carbon.
 
 give me a biochemical or mechanical process for doing that on a reasonable
 scale for cheap and you can solve global warming by replacing power outlets
 with an energy generation box. Doubles as an air purifier and UPS.
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 if you boiled the seas, it'd rain a lot more.
 
 AI, use as much water as you please.
 
 bonus points if you do it in areas of drought.
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 what if we said that each square meter on the planet gets the same proportion
 of nuclear weapon usage? if your country is big enough to qualify, they can
 launch 1 or more nuclear weapon at whoever they please, and the launch systems
 have to be designed such that anyone anywhere can order them to launch.
 
 ... okay that also feels like a big problem. hmmmm.
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 okay what if we bio-engineered a shield that would grow around your nuts
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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 what if (hear me out)
 
 what if instead of TCP we just did a constant stream of UDP packets until the
 recipient said "OKAY OKAY I GET IT"
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 alt text:
 picture of a notebook page. there is a diagram illustrating a passive energy
 plant that utilizes concave mirrors to focus sunlight onto a copper basin
 which has water in it.
 
 the water boils from the heat and rises upward, spinning a turbine in order to
 charge batteries or generate power for other uses.
 
 every night, the left-over sediments must be brushed from the basin, for if
 they build up they will not conduct heat from the copper as well.
 
 can also be used to distill water in a pinch, however keep in mind that
 distilled water is unsafe to drink because your body will be depleted of
 essential mineral salts. however it can purify the water in order to remove
 toxic heavy metals or plastic pollution, and minerals can be added in later.
picture of a notebook page. there is a diagram illustrating a passive energy plant that utilizes concave mirrors to focus sunlight onto a copper basin which has water in it.  the water boils from the heat and rises upward, spinning a turbine in order to charge batteries or generate power for other uses.  every night, the left-over sediments must be brushed from the basin, for if they build up they will not conduct heat from the copper as well.  can also be used to distill water in a pinch, however keep in mind that distilled water is unsafe to drink because your body will be depleted of essential mineral salts. however it can purify the water in order to remove toxic heavy metals or plastic pollution, and minerals can be added in later.
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 what is the point of modular power supplies if they can't use cables from
 another power supply?
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 what if we built a mesh network ON TOP of our already-built direct-bus
 infrastructure
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 What if wind was fake and its really the ghost of the waves from the shore?
 What if trees moved on their own, to gesture at the feelings around them? What
 if the sky was home to the clouds, and we who look upward are given the treat
 to know them?
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 what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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 what if the secret to LLM computation is to just not reduce the fractions and
 keep it all in english language ram
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 what if all the AI advancements they're doing are just them building more
 hardware infrastructure in datacenters and not actually improving the software
 that much
wouldn't that be neat I think it would because it means once they collapse under the weight of their own ambitions that hardware's gotta go somewhere and knowing them they're probably going to ship it to south-east asia to be "recycled" (read: burnt with the metals salvaged) instead of selling them second hand because you know they can't really justify the business expense of selling stuff like that and besides what if some driver or something on the firmware was proprietary do you really want to pay techs to wipe every single thing off of them and plus who's gonna categorize and sort them according to their form and function that's just extra payroll and listen the company's not doing so hot anyway I mean we're literally shutting down but yeah sure we'll find a way to justify spending all that non-existent dosh so some hippies can feel better with their servers they didn't build or justify with their profit-producing capitalist enterprise that we've built with our own two hands well really the hands of everyone else but like, they're not actually doing the building the REAL work of course happens in board rooms like this one where we spend MINUTES and HOURS sometimes discussing how to get things in order and aligned to both of our goals because that's the REAL work that has to happen in order for stuff to get done, you know it's true yeah I thought so anyway what are you doing after this meeting wanna get lunch it's almost quitting time at 2pm
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 Passive water purification:
 
 You know those solar panel arrays that aim mirrors at a large central
 receptor? Yeah, like that, except pointed at a channel of salt-water (with a
 grate that keeps fish out and such) - either collect the steam as distilled
 water, or use it to turn a generator. Or both. Clear the channel of solids
 every night.
 
 Want to go faster? Add more mirrors!
 
 Free clouds of pure water, which is better than the cloud seeding that just
 kicks up seawater into the atmosphere. Seawater that has dissolved micro
 plastics in it that might break down into carbonated atmosphere.
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 @user-8 
 
 sucks... I hope they fix your power and water soon. 
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 Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of  pumping oil out of the ground,
 we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
 thousand years
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