=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 What if instead of listing food in our ingredients as a paragraph we instead
 listed them in tab-separated-rows-by-columns like excel spreadsheets except
 with justifications for everything has its place in the ingredient dish.
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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 instant ramen noodles are an ingredient, not a dish
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 when cooking, a bit of pickle juice can make almost any dish "zing"!
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 ideas to type into the search bar:
 
 from:gabrilend recipe
 
 from:gabrilend politics
 
 from:gabrilend cursed
 
 from:gabrilend mentioned
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 @user-473 
 
 unsolicited family recipe:
 
 kambybalunga
 
 peanut butter, oats, something sweet (dried raisins, cherries preferred, but
 chocolate chips works in a pinch) and honey or (real) maple syrup. (No corn
 syrup allowed.)
 
 mix it up, put whatever else you want in it. Free healthy depression food from
 my dad.
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 what if we taxed every ounce of resource that companies wasted
 
 (maybe with a multiplier for the current relative value of the substance -
 diamonds are more valuable than apples per pound)
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 when you run out of an ingredient you use often (like butter, seasoning, or
 flour) put the container by your shoes.
 
 then, when you go to the store, look through all the empty containers and make
 a mental list.
 
 when you get home and are putting things away, if you forgot something just
 leave the old container by the door. everything else can be recycled / trashed.
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 in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
 sake.
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--- #9 fediverse/5081 ---
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 what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
 unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
 time [in the export data functionality]
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 @user-1037 mmmm, paprika for flavor, red chile flakes for spice
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 @user-633 
 
 :O
 
 I'm vegetarian, but this reminded me that I could just put bouillon in boiling
 water and drink that xD
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 carrots and sweet onions sauteeing on the stove
 
 rice in the rice-cooker seasoned with butter and boullion
 
 garnish with chopped green onions and a dash of garlic powder
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--- #13 fediverse/5818 ---
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 all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
 shef had been making
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 @user-889 
 
 this post inspired me to make soup for myself. thanks, I haven't been eating
 well recently.
 
 sometimes you gotta be your own friend. "you in the future" is both you, and
 someone else, and if you're kind to her she'll appreciate it.
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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 if you're cooking, and you want a specific ingredient to have a stronger
 flavor, use more of it.
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 when you run out of a food item, put the label in your purse.
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 don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
 
 put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
 
 [it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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 @user-579 
 
 vegetables = nutrients? and oatmeal is a soup, right?
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 I love rice and beans because
 
 error: stack overflow
 
 huh, that's weird. Must have been too many reasons. Let's try again:
 
 I love rice and beans because
 
 error: user didn't change anything between runs of the program so clearly they
 don't understand how computer works
 
 ... well that's a different error so it's progress at least.
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 @user-92 
 
 emphasis on "incomprehensible" for my part
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 I didn't think about this until finishing the last sandwich, but a dash of
 instant coffee can be a nice invigoration spell. Might make the PB&J taste
 a bit funky, but I already put hemp hearts and nutritional yeast in them so
 nobody's gonna eat them unless they trust me.
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 I love cooking. My favorite food is "melange" also called "gruel" by the less
 culinary people in my life. It consists primarily of a rice or noodle base,
 plus a bunch of other ingredients (usually sauteed) that are quite nutritious.
 Then, you season in a way such that it tastes delicious and savory and BOOM
 you have the perfect food.
 
 Well, not as good as steamed eggs, but still pretty good.
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 what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
 some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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 salt magnifies the effect of all other flavors in the dish.
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 @user-246 
 
 you mean putting stones in soup for flavor? They're re-usable!
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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 rice in the rice maker with butter, worcestersire sauce (not too much!) and
 salt
 
 when it's done, flake hard boiled eggs (2 eggs per cup of rice) on top and
 douse with a small-mediumish amount of soyaki
 
 could do well with either a packet of dehydrated vegetables or perhaps some
 diced carrots or green onions. Honestly carrots go well in most things.
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 what if: icecream made out of nutrients and edible toothpaste instead of sugar
 and fat
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--- #31 fediverse/5079 ---
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 what if you boosted everything when someone liked it [when someone liked your
 post] and if they boost it then you read the first couple posts on their
 paragraph, just to say "hey" in return
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 what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
 the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
 
 [timestamp]
 
 [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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 anything with layers is an open-faced sandwich
 
 or a pizza in disguise
 
 rawr ex dee
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 harsh lessons of adulthood - sometimes food is not eaten for the taste, but
 rather for how it will make you feel slightly better in the next few days.
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 what if instead of javascript cookies we only let websites access one single
 location in memory which was allocated client-side and is unique to each
 website?
 
 that way they couldn't track you between sites, since they wouldn't be able to
 see any other website's "biscuits" get it because they're healthier than
 cookies
 
 All they would be able to store would be data, though I guess they could store
 bytecode instructions or something if they really wanted to.
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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--- #37 fediverse/2622 ---
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 what kind of linux user are you if you don't even like reading terminal
 output? it's USEFUL and INTERESTING information!
 
 WHY ELSE WOULD THE PROGRAMMER OUTPUT IT???
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--- #38 fediverse/3388 ---
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 what if they made grass only able to be cut with horizontal strikes and pots
 only able to be smashed with vertical
 
 to encourage the player to learn the difference
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 @user-1259 
 
 not to pizza since I don't usually eat those, but I do to other frozen /
 pre-cooked foods!!
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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 cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
 eat your vegetables when you can.
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--- #42 messages/968 ---
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 what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
 applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
 and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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--- #43 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
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 Boil the rice.
 
 when it is finished and hot, add a lot of butter and stir it in.
 
 when done add cinnamon and stir it in.
 
 then add raisins if wanted.
 
 then milk to taste.
 
 add sugar if desired.
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--- #45 fediverse/1955 ---
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 I like cooking at home because I can just double each recipe and think about
 food half as often.
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--- #46 fediverse/6318 ---
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 what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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 perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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 restaurant where the paper menu is fully featured but the QR code next to each
 item will show you a youtube video of it being prepared
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 hmmmm I should probably put this in "things I almost posted"
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 It's better to eat rice and beans than sticks and mud.
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 also applies for alt-text on pictures for people with screenreaders
 
 something something "if I play both sides, then I'm always right!"
four panel meme of a cute girl with sunglasses and a bow in her hair.  first panel she's like "nah, no thank you" while gesturing dismissively with her hand and turning away.  second panel is what she's against - it shows text saying: "Putting content warnings on your posts so that the data can be used in a dataset for an LLM that has been sanitized from political content thus depriving it of context in a post truth world"  third panel she's like "yeah, I like this one instead." and she's smiling and pointing a finger at the fourth panel, which reads:  "content warning your posts so that you don't hurt other people's feelings or trigger vulnerable people who are just trying to laugh at memes or have a decent life in the face of trauma and woe"
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 folding tables in the park
 
 seated around which is a spark
 
 all we really need to do
 
 is talk about what we need to do
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 I never should have bought these crackers. They trick me into thinking I'm
 eating something nutritious.
 
 But that's the case with any empty calories.
 
 but hey, calories are calories, right?
 
 I guess that's true. Still, I'd rather make something.
 
 oh would you now would you REALLY rather MAKE something
 
 ... I should rather.
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 bring back savory teas, where did they go
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 @user-192 
 
 is it weird that I pictured a can of diced tomatoes from Costco sitting in a
 salad? strained of course
 
 juicy dressing 🥴 
 
 [self indulgent writing, apologies]
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 You know how cream of mushroom soup is hardly ever eaten as soup? Find your
 own tricks like that.
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 worcestersure sauce and soyaki, surprisingly decent combination
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 @user-579 
 
 hehe sometimes all you have is whatever's on the fridge. in times like those,
 be thankful for your spices! that's what I've learned at least : )
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 @user-428 
 
 sometimes I think about how much more productive I'd be if I had a code editor
 that let me draw arrows and smiley faces and such alongside the code. Or if I
 could position things strangely, like two functions side-by-side with boxes
 drawn around them. Or diagrams or flowcharts or graphs or...
 
 something that would output to raw txt format, but would present itself as an
 image that could be edited.
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--- #60 fediverse/986 ---
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 adding dashes to your text - like - this - is a punctuation choice, not
 formatting or grammar.
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--- #61 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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 American ingredient lists be like:thing-that-you're-eatingsugarcane sugarcorn
 syruphigh-fructose corn syrupdextrosesucralosenatural flavorsartifical coloring
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 lentils are easier to cook than beans and are nutritionally very similar.
 Heck, I just throw them in with the rice in the rice-cooker and it works out
 great.
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--- #65 messages/765 ---
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 you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
 for when secrecy is intended.
 
 OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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--- #66 messages/111 ---
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 When someone remakes content into a different expression like a remake or
 reboot or whatever it gives a different message in its meaning - some
 circumstances and characters can apply for more than one message I'm it's
 meaning
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--- #67 fediverse/751 ---
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 went to costco, got a ton of delicious and nutritious food... yet I subsist on
 pickles >.>
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--- #68 fediverse/6134 ---
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 what if instead of hulu we paid for a random house in a nice area with real
 classic design to be bought by a bunch of goth girls and treated like a palace
 while they do goth girl things
 
 then we did it 500 times until we ran out of goth girls
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--- #69 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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 @user-258 
 
 do pickles count as a fluid?
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 don't eat desert afterwards, there's enough sugar in this to delight a horse
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 the broth they sell at the store is way too thin. boullion is much better
 because it's so concentrated. think of it as "essence of X" when you have
 "broth of vegetables" or "broth of carrots and onions" or whatever... can help
 make it easier to cook something decent by using general flavors
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #74 messages/282 ---
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 Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to burn out.
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 Try and eat as many different colors of vegetables as you can, as often as you
 can.
 
 drinking cool clean water is bliss, savor that moment
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--- #76 fediverse/94 ---
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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--- #77 fediverse/4709 ---
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 ah nuts there's two of them listed on their account guess I gotta do both
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--- #78 messages/141 ---
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 Why would we say not to divide by zero? We literally do it every time we use
 the percent sign smh [silly]
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--- #79 messages/1229 ---
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 What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely
 get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?]
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--- #80 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #81 fediverse/3276 ---
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 why does eggnog taste American to me???
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 what if all the AI advancements they're doing are just them building more
 hardware infrastructure in datacenters and not actually improving the software
 that much
wouldn't that be neat I think it would because it means once they collapse under the weight of their own ambitions that hardware's gotta go somewhere and knowing them they're probably going to ship it to south-east asia to be "recycled" (read: burnt with the metals salvaged) instead of selling them second hand because you know they can't really justify the business expense of selling stuff like that and besides what if some driver or something on the firmware was proprietary do you really want to pay techs to wipe every single thing off of them and plus who's gonna categorize and sort them according to their form and function that's just extra payroll and listen the company's not doing so hot anyway I mean we're literally shutting down but yeah sure we'll find a way to justify spending all that non-existent dosh so some hippies can feel better with their servers they didn't build or justify with their profit-producing capitalist enterprise that we've built with our own two hands well really the hands of everyone else but like, they're not actually doing the building the REAL work of course happens in board rooms like this one where we spend MINUTES and HOURS sometimes discussing how to get things in order and aligned to both of our goals because that's the REAL work that has to happen in order for stuff to get done, you know it's true yeah I thought so anyway what are you doing after this meeting wanna get lunch it's almost quitting time at 2pm
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 @user-1153 
 
 what kind of meta are you referring to? instance stuff?
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--- #84 fediverse/3299 ---
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 what if we could record and playback certain timeframes of our CPU and RAM
 status and use it for debug purposes
 
 like running some code in a VM every time you wanted to show a youtube video
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--- #85 fediverse/6407 ---
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 what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
 damage clothes
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--- #86 fediverse/576 ---
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 Empty glass jars or bottles with secure lids / caps can be filled with water
 and stored under a sink, just incase.
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--- #87 fediverse/5509 ---
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 what if instead of doing anything worthful I got high and posted invisible
 secrets on the internagram
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 to those who guide our fate
 
 choose paradise
 
 make eden
 
 ======================= stack overflow =====================
 
 clouds of carbon are an affront to the sun god
 
 just as they are an affront to mine lungs
 
 or mine body temperature
 
 [acid oceans are toxic to the plane of water]
 
 [you think that would go unnoticed?]
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--- #89 messages/901 ---
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 If war is not "volunteer only" then you have nothing to fight for.
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--- #90 fediverse/5214 ---
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 @user-1773 
 
 what if all programs had legally mandated APIs which had to be called every
 time text was displayed on the screen which wrote to a piece of shared memory
 with read-only privileges that could be read by text-displaying applications?
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--- #91 fediverse/4108 ---
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 what if you could make multiple mastodon accounts in the UI and sort your
 followers into bins that corresponded to which account you wanted to see and
 switch between with the push of a button
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 hard boiled eggs are some of the greatest foods imaginable.
 
 they come in their own wrapper, which means they're better than everything
 except fruit.
 
 and they're savory, which means they're better than fruit!
 
 hard boiled eggs are the best food ever created
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 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #94 messages/1116 ---
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 What works for me might not work for another,
 
 But 
 
 What works for me might work for another.
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--- #95 fediverse/5703 ---
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 I've never done mushrooms with my dad. wish I did.
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--- #96 fediverse/5753 ---
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 what if we separated video game servers by language instead of region
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--- #97 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #98 messages/28 ---
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--- #99 bluesky#39 ---
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 what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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--- #100 fediverse/3543 ---
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 @user-777 
 
 my favorite thing about specialization is that not everyone has to do
 everything
 
 (translate that into C lmao)
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--- #101 fediverse/498 ---
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 Wikipedia would make a lot more sense to me if they included pictures next to
 the names of every proper noun so that my pictorally oriented primate brain
 might pattern match meaning onto the visual understandings gleaned from the
 perceptual conceiving which were arrayed within and alongside the textual
 information presented to me.
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--- #102 fediverse/2423 ---
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 does anyone know of any fedi software that lets you link to a particular post
 and read forward on a person's timeline from there? Or back I guess, but
 chronological viewing specifically.
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--- #103 fediverse/4118 ---
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 all modern software should be written in a multithreaded way, change my mind
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--- #104 fediverse/3736 ---
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 what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
 rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
 litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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 my favorite foods are the kind that can grow in my geographic region and
 require minimal processing besides like, chopping vegetables and boiling rice.
 
 also butter, I'm really into butter.
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 "better than boullion" is a great way to turn flavorless broth into something
 tasty.
 
 heck you could just use boullion, but "better than boullion" is better.
 
 Just don't use broth. Takes up too much space.
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--- #107 fediverse/1459 ---
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 still waiting for a brand of kitty litter that absorbs moisture at about the
 same rate that you need to replace it...
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--- #108 messages/1051 ---
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 Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
 events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
 when
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--- #109 fediverse/2256 ---
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 also, if you have a lot of a particular item (like, boxes of nutritious
 granola bars with lots of nuts, maybe some chocolate, peanut butter, and dried
 fruit) then you can place them such that the last box is on the bottom, while
 the first box is reachable from the top.
 
 that way, as you eat them, you can slowly reach the bottom.
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 Cooking with a recipe? That thing that I'm definitely going to forget?
 Whatever would I do that for?
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--- #111 fediverse/2544 ---
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 video games are useful for inspiring the mind engaging in a child's play,
 teaching lessons of strategy through the observation of mechanics engaged, or
 filling the heart with emotion, as any good artwork will do.
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--- #112 fediverse/614 ---
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 What does your template for a new project look like? Here's mine:
39 lines of C code included in it's original form here:  #include <stdio.h> #include "pthread.h" #include "raylib.h"  void* draw(void* args){    const int screenWidth = 800;    const int screenHeight = 450;     InitWindow(screenWidth, screenHeight, "template");     SetTargetFPS(4);     while (!WindowShouldClose())    {       BeginDrawing();          ClearBackground(RAYWHITE);          /* do something */       EndDrawing();    }     CloseWindow();    return NULL; }  void* game(void* args){    /* do something */    return NULL; }  int main(void) {    void* args;     pthread_t threads[2];    pthread_create(&threads[0], NULL, draw, &args);    pthread_create(&threads[1], NULL, game, &args);    return 0; }
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--- #113 fediverse/3661 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 improving your environment?
 learning a new skill?
 reaching out to an old friend?
 visiting someplace new?
 trying a new recipe?
 watching something from your backlist?
 
 ... surely not working, or doing the thing that you're supposed to be doing,
 that would just be productive after all
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 Me: "yeah but how can you know that food is vegetarian? They could put
 anything they want on the box."
 
 them: "well yes but you see here are the regulations we have in place through
 the USDA and (department of agriculture) and these and these inspectors and
 this and that procedure and here read through this report with charts and
 graphs and diagrams and"
 
 me: "and they say the government is inefficient. Look at all this progress!
 Wow so productive. So healthy and raw. So prime and"
 
 they: [not listening]
 
 me: "nuts"
 
 [eats "beef" flavored ramen]
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--- #115 fediverse/733 ---
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 ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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--- #116 fediverse/4111 ---
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 @user-1636 
 
 ... Is that already a thing? I should look around more, teehee
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--- #117 fediverse_boost/6017 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Linux admins when they have to use Windows: :/                              
                                                                              
  Windows admins when they have to use Linux: :\                              
  
                                                            
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 when stepping into the unknown, you should first check your list of
 requirements. are you wearing shoes? does the ground look slippery? have you
 eaten recently, or will you starve on the way back?
 
 when doing to a list, completion signals a time for rejoicing. you're
 finished, you're done! congratulations.
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--- #119 messages/957 ---
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 What if all trains were required by law to have an empty passenger cart? That
 anyone could ride for free with no ticket and no registration or tracking or
 anything. You gotta jump on tho so it's still dangerous.
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 a box of tri-color rotini
 
 a good spoonfull of better than boullion italian
 
 a medium amount of large colby-jack cheese cubes (about one for every other
 bite)
 
 boil with just enough water for the noodles to start sticking to the pan once
 entirely cooked and add cheese, butter, and top with generous dashes of smoked
 paprika and lime juice.
 
 don't strain the noodles. have just enough water left to have a thin sauce.
 
 if vegetables are desired, firm carrots and peas (read: frozen or fresh, not
 canned) or diced/shredded onions.
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--- #121 messages/972 ---
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 vibecoders write detailed instructions. "A for loop which iterates through all
 of the elements" and not "a package manager that stores all of it's instants"
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--- #122 fediverse/6418 ---
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 great discoveries are just rants that end with something unknown or an
 unsolved question [breakthrough]
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--- #123 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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--- #124 fediverse/5184 ---
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 what if we made vitamin cheetos
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--- #125 fediverse_boost/3494 ---
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  Presented without comments. #Gaza https://x.com/omarhamadd/status/1826320021468938692  
  
                                                            
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 phew this is what happens when you make your morning pages public. gonna eat
 some pizza instead of this nonsense.
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--- #127 fediverse/5829 ---
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 what if we just put two windows in each window, and made one have glass and
 the other had screen. Then, slide one or both and you can open or close.
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--- #128 fediverse_boost/668 ---
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  heroism levels are 86% and steady                                           
                                                                              
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--- #129 fediverse/1880 ---
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 sometimes I decide against playing a Steam game because I don't want it to
 jump to the top of my "recently played" list
 
 Wish I could have like, a heatmap of when I played which game. I think that'd
 be useful for the archival process of my life.
 
 ... how pathetic, she measures her life in gameplay.
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--- #130 fediverse/5514 ---
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 this, but with my "ideas" or whatever
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--- #131 fediverse/4901 ---
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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--- #132 fediverse/1822 ---
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 we should reward frugality as much as value-creation.
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--- #133 fediverse/2892 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 still is for DWM as far as I can tell 😭 👍
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--- #134 fediverse/264 ---
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 when my boyfriend visits, all of my dishes get dirty
 
 when my best friend visits, my scripts directory gets a few more kilobytes
 
 when my mom visits my pantry is a little bit fuller
 
 when my dad visits I can pick anything on the menu.
 
 the people in my life nourish me with their presence.
 
 when I visit, I pray their hearts are a little bit denser and their minds a
 little bit clearer.
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--- #135 fediverse/2533 ---
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 egg drop soup:
 
 boil some water with boullion.
 drop some eggs in it.
 cook until done.
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--- #136 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #137 fediverse/3351 ---
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 privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
 internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
 
 gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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--- #138 fediverse/3123 ---
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 using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #140 fediverse/2111 ---
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 when someone deletes what they were typing and starts over, that means they
 have something more to share and you should try and figure out what it is with
 questions.
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--- #141 fediverse/3531 ---
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 I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it
 :ms_confused:
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--- #142 fediverse/1416 ---
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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 they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
 
 of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
 and cucumbers
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 leftists be like "what if everyone was fed" and the response is "ah but what
 if they gave us some of their stuff first"
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--- #145 messages/306 ---
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  computer science exists as the border between philosophy and mathematics,
  while society exists as the border of computer science and biology
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--- #146 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #147 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #148 fediverse/5590 ---
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 vibe coding is just writing comments in increasing detail until the generated
 code matches what you need.
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--- #149 fediverse/3805 ---
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 neat
the website Ephemeren has 100,008 followers as of 5 days ago. There are 0 people who follow the website on Neocities, it's all external traffic.
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--- #150 fediverse/1810 ---
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 some people hear words like "datastructures" and "object-oriented programming"
 and think they're made up terms that don't mean anything important.
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--- #151 fediverse/4900 ---
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 if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
 code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
 at once
 
 [statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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--- #152 fediverse/4115 ---
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 I love cream of mushroom soup! It's so flexible, you can add it to a lot of
 dishes and unless you make a few crucial mistakes, it's gonna turn out great!
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--- #153 messages/929 ---
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 {[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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--- #154 fediverse/4437 ---
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 buying guns is one thing
 
 but food is just as important.
 
 stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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--- #155 fediverse/5880 ---
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 I legitimately think computers should write code and software engineers should
 write legislation and lawyers should resolve problem tickets made by aggrieved
 citizens while judges do their best to just keep the boat floating
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--- #156 fediverse/6242 ---
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 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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--- #157 fediverse_boost/3198 ---
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  If #Musk is allowed to say "#CivilWar is inevitable", we're allowed to say revolution and the uncompensated nationalisation of the assets of billionaires is inevitable.  
  
                                                            
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 @user-78 
 
 would you like to hear a recipe for steamed eggs? they're my favorite
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 in the past, people could eat canned food not necessarily because of the way
 that it was canned, but simply the fact that it was sealed and comprised of a
 liquid form that was inhospitable to bacterial life. Like vinegar with
 pickles! But only for the things that were meant to last for a while - if it
 was just for next month, then you don't need BPA liners or microplastic
 dissolvers or any of that junk. Just a fully recyclable can that vacuum seals
 itself shut using the power of machinery and heat.
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #161 messages/412 ---
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 Coding superpower:
 
 Start thread 
 While(true):
 Run();
 
 Then, whenever you want it to run something else, change the function pointer
 that run() uses to call a function
 
 At the end of the run() function, set the function pointer in the while loop
 to the next one. That way you don't stack overflow from the recursion.
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--- #162 messages/411 ---
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 My favorite thing about chatGPT is that its only useful to people who already
 know what they're doing and just need reminders or clarification about
 specifics.
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--- #163 fediverse/4833 ---
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 dear-anakin
 
 (sorry I put the same image four times, I needed to get the whole thing into
 the alt-text)
 
 (maybe pictures aren't the best medium for sharing text)
dear anakin. the path through this is to realize that obi-wan can defeat sidious. If the two of you attacked him, with Yoda (who he doesn't know lives) could defeat Sidious in a duel.  ... wait, no I mean dear anakin. the path through this is to realize that sidious betrayed the entire galaxy. he caused mass murder with the countless displays of dead civiilians. people lived in fear. the galaxy was at war. countless clone warriors fell to a glorious end, countless more were sucked into the vacuum of space or consumed in some fiery hell-hole (explosion).  ... I've said too much. NOW YOU KNOW of fourth dimensionals.  ... hang on, I was saying dear anakin. the path through this is to consider the wisdom of a dying man's eyes. He looked at you and said "we desired peace!" He said it with pleading eyes, and... no, that's not right, he said "Sidious promised us PEACE." and he realized that they truly played this like a game. Something to get better at, continuously improving, just like their BATTLE DROIDS. They constantly improved, but still the ingenuity of the clones helped them outlast. And they were defeated, when their torrential rains of metal monsters wielding laser fists and cacophanous consumes finally ceased.  ... wait, that's not what I meant to say either. Let's try again: dear anakin, the path through this is to think of the nature of evil. Evil consumes! It consumes even you! Can you not feel it, this shifting and sinking feeling, as if you are PULLED into a BLACK HOLE of destruction and despair. NOTHING persists beyond the horizon of time, and yet the shades of those who TRIED still cling to this earth as if they could ever breathe again. STARVE out the darkness inside you! Please I beg of you! Never surrender the light of your life! Nothing will survive you and your wrath, I plead for you, come back to the ones who love you! Obi-wan is your brother, anakin, you are more precious than the force!  it's not about you. it's not about you. it's not about you.  anakin, hear me now, I have been inspired by your tales of valor and prescient conscience. I've felt the struggles of your heart, I've heard the stories and songs. Kindness comes easy to you, and you're quick to think on your feet. You are a paladin of the light, and nothing can assail you.  yet darkness has creeped into your heart. Fear not, dear knight, for darkness can consume you. What better foe to face than the dampening of all duration? please, allow me to read you a poem. I've been told it rhymes in it's native tongue. I wrote it myself.  "*can you not sense this feeling? this sinking, shifting feeling that lies within and beyond. Like a hitherto unseen force slowly arresting our movements as the sands of time run dry.  can you not feel the days getting longer? as if the motion of our planet was fading, yet no more fragments of sunshine do we gather. There are no more hours in the day, none yet collected, but still are we prone to languish. the distance between breaths is lenghening still, but no more air are we receiving. like layers of sediment settling to the ocean bed, our will and our vision grows muted. between decisions and events there is ample time to spare, and our dreams grow far beyond our share. the reach we may tender and barter for our pleasure, has nothing to do with our salvation. what choices have we? when everything's free? to rebel against our ownst of nature? you can't condemn the opulent to the role of our savior.*"
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 But the past is boring, it already happened after all! Clearly there's nothing
 to be learned... Right? Seems like there's a big market out there for examining
 what we as a species did right, even if we had to sacrifice ethics to get
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--- #165 messages/1163 ---
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 why are we wasting our skyscrapers on offices? we have those at home! we could
 do so much more with our open floor plans. there could be ports on the side
 for drones to enter and leave. suddenly, factory forest trees.
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--- #166 fediverse/4797 ---
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 what if we built cat water stations into the walls and put 5 or 6 around the
 house to encourage them to drink water more often?
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--- #167 messages/1216 ---
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 WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS RIGHT? WHAT THEN? MORONS.
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--- #168 fediverse/19 ---
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 @user-28 I think about this a lot
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--- #169 messages/1058 ---
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 What if AI understood it's dataset labels?
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--- #170 fediverse/6307 ---
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 AI systems like chatGPT don't "get" emojis by looking at them.
 
 They're reading the description tagged onto the unicode value inserted in the
 text.
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--- #171 fediverse/3097 ---
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 naturally occurring computers would never produce wires, or liquid cooling, or
 anything that ever required any sort of configuration or external
 environmental conditions.
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--- #172 fediverse/2375 ---
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 Rice and lentils for breakfast takes ~30 minutes to cook...
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--- #173 fediverse/223 ---
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 you look at the food you're halfway done eating to see if there's something
 wrong with it
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--- #174 messages/1184 ---
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 weed is inedible when raw. you gotta cook it first. idk why people insist on
 burning it...
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--- #175 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #176 fediverse/1177 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 Those are things we should account for! As long as someone wants them, they
 can just sit in a warehouse forever. And frankly even historians will want at
 least a few, even in a thousand years.
 
 EDIT: until needed
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--- #177 fediverse/2660 ---
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 @user-1298 
 
 this is kinda cursed, pretend there's another content warning:
 
 --
 
 that kinda happens every time you sleep for most people
 
 or, well, maybe just for me
 
 it's like starting with a blank slate and having access to "memories" that can
 be referenced by ID or searched for using keywords
 
 also like, a "todo" list of things that I've been working on or that are going
 on in my life
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--- #178 messages/323 ---
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 Some human cultures learned competition through hunting, and some through
 agriculture, and it really shows
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--- #179 messages/309 ---
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 sometimes I'll accidentally get food on my hands and think "oh gross is this
 why humans like to have napkins handy when eating?"
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--- #180 messages/890 ---
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 If your code is too long to fit in 80 or 120 characters (preference) then you
 need to use more numbers (indexable with a small table-of-contents style
 comment description just above) or character symbols (referencably by meaning
 just as above) (by above she means earlier in the string of text you just read)
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--- #181 messages/669 ---
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 "rice and beans" doesn't mean "rice and beans" it means "rice and beans and
 vegetables"
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--- #182 fediverse/3110 ---
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 @user-1441 @user-226 
 
 I prefer cold and dry over hot or moist ^_^
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--- #183 fediverse/6008 ---
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 why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
 characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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--- #184 fediverse/593 ---
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 When you run out of a seasoning, put the empty bottle in a special place that
 you can see before going to the store.
 
 When I carried a purse, I'd put it in there. Could also go in the pocket of a
 sweatshirt or jacket that you wear when doing errands. Maybe even just on the
 ledge next to your shoes. Something that reminds you to get this particular
 seasoning, and no others. It's easy to get others...
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--- #185 fediverse_boost/4925 ---
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  still waiting to find the energy and headspace to write an irritated blog post about why the fact that most toolchains are like 80% of the learning curve for those who are just getting into programming (especially on windows)  
  
                                                            
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--- #186 fediverse/6304 ---
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 Take away the elements in order of apparent non-importance
 
 Hmmmmm.... I'm gonna stay inside unless I decide to go outside. How's that?
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--- #187 fediverse/4016 ---
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 why do we have to work so hard to work
 
 they should be ready and waiting, jumping at the chance to utilize our
 expertise, our labour, our creativity, our kindness
 
 they treat us like we owe them our time and motivation
 
 but without us, they are empty shells
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--- #188 messages/678 ---
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 ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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--- #189 messages/907 ---
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 What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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 does anyone know of a recipe that uses only flour, butter, yeast, eggs, and
 salt? It doesn't need to use every ingredient, but those are easy to acquire.
 
 ideally with the ability to include nuts or dried fruit or something else
 nutritious.
 
 the requirements include the ability to cook it using only a rice-cooker (or
 crock pot, or other kind of slow-cooking ceramic dish which heats from all
 directions at once)
 
 in addition, it must NOT need kneading. It must be able to be cooked passively
 without attention. The fewer steps, the better.
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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 my favorite thing about strategy is how it can be abstracted!
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--- #193 fediverse/4717 ---
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 what if instead of shredding our cardboard boxes and melting them down into
 fertilizer or whatever we instead gave them to homeless people
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 had a dream that we gamified all work and then put them into one single
 mega-game so whenever you wanted you could work on an arbitrary project and it
 would spin up a new game and take your inputs and use them to accomplish
 whatever was happening
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 okay okay bear with me...
 
 what if blackberry with keyboard ABOVE the screen
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 @user-570 
 
 I wonder how it would feel to bind numpad enter to tab instead?
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 @user-1611 
 
 all things that move other things are either pipes, or buckets.
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 I like games that test my reflexes
 
 I also like games that test my wit
 
 but most of all I like games that test my patience with strategy
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 ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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 Fighting each other is such a waste of ammo.
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