=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 If I were a millionaire, I'd always be a millionaire, and so would my
 children. I would save it, I would cherish it, and I would safeguard my
 children and immediate family as best as money can do.
 
 If I were a billionaire, I'd be a millionaire.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/3380 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 do what you love and the money will come. 
 My father told me that.
 I hope these words will help you.
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--- #2 messages/1180 ---
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 if you give me a quintuple digit salary, I could fix all the problems of the
 world. One by one... A BILLION DOLLAR BUDGET for solving one problem
 forever... until needs chagne of course.
 
 "yeah but it's not about money it's about throughput and demand" some guy in
 arkansas probably idk I've never been
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--- #3 fediverse/3446 ---
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 if I had an alternate mirror version of me that was almost exactly the same
 except one of us liked almond butter instead of peanut butter...
 
 I think we could probably manage two universes better than one.
 
 it'd be nice to have someone who liked every single game that I did.
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--- #4 messages/997 ---
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 I want a revolution because i want to be at home in my homeland.
 
 Look at me! Be as me! I yearn to tell my friends. But they're too busy being
 like themselves.
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--- #5 fediverse/567 ---
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 If I had a MILLION dollars I'd probably spend it all by hiring software
 developers to create open source mods for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
 
 But if I had a BILLION dollars you can bet your butt there wouldn't be any
 starving kids in my country anymore. At least, until my money ran out, but
 frankly it'd be well spent.
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--- #6 fediverse/4537 ---
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 ah nuts, I didn't have enough money to pay the internet bill.
 
 So if I disappear and/or delete my account in the near future, that's
 definitely why.
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--- #7 fediverse/1842 ---
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 I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not
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--- #8 messages/146 ---
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 maybe if I slept until the end of time,
 I'd do better on the way back.
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--- #9 fediverse/4153 ---
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 someday corporations will realize that the best way to maximize profit is to
 eliminate billionaires.
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--- #10 messages/143 ---
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 I always figured if people didn't like what I was saying they'd contest me so
 I could change it.
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--- #11 fediverse/891 ---
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 @user-95 
 
 if I was canadian I'd be ca-ritz!
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--- #12 fediverse/6014 ---
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 don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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--- #13 messages/1347 ---
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 look, I just want to live in a world where people can sell a hand-knit sweater
 for thousands of dollars to someone who bought it for 50$. Is it so odd that
 "supply and demand" can be measured differently on the "supply" and "demand"
 side?
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--- #14 fediverse/6211 ---
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 I trade the justice of my heart for the world my mind knows it wants.
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 @user-1074 
 
 yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day.
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 among all the others, I want a wonderful and fulfilling life for the
 socialite. they deserve light just as you and I might.
 
 "eat the rich" bruh there's like, 100 people who are running the show.
 everyone else is basically just a syncophant who's trying to get ahead and
 stay working.
 
 then there's like their families and such and like... they didn't do anything
 wrong, they just eat cheese and wine and laugh at memes all day with their
 besties.
 
 they are basically pets
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 @user-186 oh great, another video I'm going to have to show to all of my
 friends because it's so good.
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 tell me if it's true, I'd believe it, would you?
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--- #19 fediverse/2045 ---
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 what if we taxed every ounce of resource that companies wasted
 
 (maybe with a multiplier for the current relative value of the substance -
 diamonds are more valuable than apples per pound)
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--- #20 fediverse/6292 ---
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 I'm stuck. I don't know how to leverage whatever talents I have into making
 things happen. Maybe I should seek advice from a wise elder...
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