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 Hiring managers don't want to hire the best employees, they want to hire the
 candidates who will make their job easier.
 
 So it goes for 90% of capitalism. Everyone just wants less stress in their
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 trusting the "open source community" to properly vett software is absurd
 because 90% of them just... install whatever and throw libraries and
 frameworks at problems until they can script their way out of whatever problem
 they face.
 
 the other 10% are focused on very specific tools that are so niche that other
 people can't even understand when to *use* them much less how they work.
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 capitalism is like if your thread allocator gave 90% of the work to 10% of the
 threads in the pool and your tech lead claimed it was more efficient because
 the remaining 90% of threads would have the results of the program "trickle
 down" to them somehow
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 when they say "capitalism is a competitive game" what they mean is "capitalism
 is a game where everyone wins when someone else loses" and what we hear is
 "capitalism is a game of trying to screw you out of as much money as possible"
 and the truth is "capitalism is a game that you can't play" because 95% of the
 people who will read this toot are not stock-owners.
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 Honestly if anyone wanted to just... take any of my stuff, even if they were
 just going to sell it, I'd probably give it to them? People in my life say I
 don't function well in a capitalist society. I guess I just trust everyone
 equally.
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--- #6 fediverse/5538 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 what do you do with the people who don't want to do that in particular and
 want to try a different sort of socialism?
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 @user-608 
 
 none of your friends can find jobs.
 
 none of YOUR friends can find jobs.
 
 I bet THEIR friends can find jobs.
 
 Fuck capitalism.
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 if ambulance rides are expensive, just builde more
 ambulances.oO97_/`-,.|^--=#*oO
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 the conversations you have in real life are between 99 and 101 percent more
 effective than the ones you have online
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 Consumption is contribution to a capitalist system. Normalize taking whatever
 you are given and living as humbly as you can. Only when everyone does that
 may capitalism die. Talk to them, learn from their stories. Teach them your
 ways but don't force anything upon them. Any ounce of regret is defined as a
 mind not aligned to the angle of perception that designs the line that the
 collective mind co-re-assigns.
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 The point isn't to make solutions. You're too hung up on the question of "what
 could be better than capitalism"
 
 Make something better when it's time. For now, just get people on your side.
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 @user-1810 
 
 stability in an unjust system is cruelty.
 
 they want stability, no matter the cruel cost.
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 Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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 Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
 opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
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 wow 90s advertising was intense
an ad from Nintendo Power.  on the left side of the screen, there's a solid red background (red the color of intensity, urgency, and vigor) which says in bold, black print: Christmas is coming. Beg early. Beg often.  then, on the right, there are pictures of various nintendo games and systems with captions reading:  N64 with Bonus Atomic Purple Controller - This one is definitely worth getting down on your knees.  Brush up on your whimpering because these [Ocarina of Time and Rogue Squadron] are the holiday's hottest titles.  Game Boy Color and new color games. Our advice? Grab onto mom's ankle and chant "Please, please, please."  New Pokemon. Advanced groveling suggested.  Donkey Kong Country 3 and Super Mario All Stars. Here's a tip: try and produce some tears before you start begging. Mothers can't resist them.
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 if your job won't let you strike for a week, they don't want you.
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 Dear zoomers. Covid for you was basically 9/11 for me.
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 Most people won't care.
 
 Most people won't come.
 
 They don't need to.
 
 All we need is you.
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 #CDCsays we should live on a salary and save for retirement because capitalism
 will definitely be around by then
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 none of these jobs are going to hire me anyway. Why bother? It's degrading to
 be turned down so many times.
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