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 Dear zoomers. Covid for you was basically 9/11 for me.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 wow 90s advertising was intense
an ad from Nintendo Power.  on the left side of the screen, there's a solid red background (red the color of intensity, urgency, and vigor) which says in bold, black print: Christmas is coming. Beg early. Beg often.  then, on the right, there are pictures of various nintendo games and systems with captions reading:  N64 with Bonus Atomic Purple Controller - This one is definitely worth getting down on your knees.  Brush up on your whimpering because these [Ocarina of Time and Rogue Squadron] are the holiday's hottest titles.  Game Boy Color and new color games. Our advice? Grab onto mom's ankle and chant "Please, please, please."  New Pokemon. Advanced groveling suggested.  Donkey Kong Country 3 and Super Mario All Stars. Here's a tip: try and produce some tears before you start begging. Mothers can't resist them.
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--- #2 messages/626 ---
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 Talk to veterans for tactics and discipline.
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--- #3 fediverse/1676 ---
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 sorry for the double post, had to redact things
a few poems on the left and a conversation between two lovers on the right. below is some writings on employment.
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 🖼
picture of a jacked guy with a backward baseball cap who honestly looks like he's 18 or 19 like low key kinda young for me but the picture's got a good message which is:  "yeah bro like... don't worry if it's gay or straight bro. Just like who you like bro. It's all social constructs bro."
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--- #5 fediverse_boost/649 ---
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--- #6 fediverse/3728 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 NOOOOOOOOOO
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 initiate crazy talking:
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--- #8 fediverse/2125 ---
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 My parents got divorced during the Burning Crusade.
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--- #9 fediverse/3276 ---
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 why does eggnog taste American to me???
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 why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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--- #11 fediverse/941 ---
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 @user-562 @user-655 
 
 I relate to that...
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--- #12 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #14 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #15 fediverse/1139 ---
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 @user-521 
 
 scary! :O :O :O
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--- #16 fediverse/1475 ---
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 @user-998 @user-999 
 
 ... nope.
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #18 fediverse/769 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 what was the meta?
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 @user-1912 
 
 cannabis :blobcatwitch:
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 @user-898 
 
 good luck finding a match for me >: )
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