=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 the conversations you have in real life are between 99 and 101 percent more
 effective than the ones you have online
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 🖼
picture of a jacked guy with a backward baseball cap who honestly looks like he's 18 or 19 like low key kinda young for me but the picture's got a good message which is:  "yeah bro like... don't worry if it's gay or straight bro. Just like who you like bro. It's all social constructs bro."
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--- #2 fediverse_boost/649 ---
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  confusion levels are holding at 97%                                         
                                                                              
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--- #3 fediverse/2515 ---
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 interactions in the real world are more valuable than those here, but here
 more people can hear.
 
 and those that do hear here hear more well-formed thoughts.
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--- #4 fediverse/2786 ---
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 the best way, I find, to be deserving of trust is to do the best that you can,
 and be honest when you cannot do more.
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--- #5 fediverse_boost/668 ---
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  heroism levels are 86% and steady                                           
                                                                              
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--- #6 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #7 fediverse/1696 ---
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 smartphone_max_battery_life = int_to_percent(100 - update_count);
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--- #8 fediverse_boost/666 ---
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  😍 levels are currently at 52% but fluctuating wildly                        
                                                                              
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--- #9 fediverse/3844 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 heh that's true if you live in a city, less so the further out you go
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--- #10 fediverse_boost/5147 ---
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  Need that E2EE fedi right now                                               
                                                                              
  i'd be at least 70% more feral                                              
                                                                              
  and feel cozier opening up and sharing                                      
  
                                                            
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--- #11 fediverse/2639 ---
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 Lua is 100% better than Python in every way, fite me
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--- #12 fediverse/6457 ---
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 the second rule is you don't have to hang out with mortals. there are places
 you can go where they won't find you, except by accident, and then you just go
 somewhere else.
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  sogginess levels are 13% and steady                                         
                                                                              
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--- #14 fediverse/856 ---
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 the more unique a person is, the more they can help define reality
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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 the internet is just AI these days, and if yours isn't then consider yourself
 lucky, but also know that those days are numbered.
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--- #17 fediverse/1739 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 oh, you mean the "/100" button? saves three keypresses I guess!
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 capitalism is like if your thread allocator gave 90% of the work to 10% of the
 threads in the pool and your tech lead claimed it was more efficient because
 the remaining 90% of threads would have the results of the program "trickle
 down" to them somehow
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--- #19 fediverse/2677 ---
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 the better you eat, the more ready your body will be for unexpected situations.
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--- #20 messages/182 ---
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 @sperm baby siblings: is it weird that I dream about you all significantly
 more often than the people who are actually in my day to day life?
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