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 Social media where comments are sorted like Reddit except you can also
 "sidevote" something - if it's different from the comment chain above it, you
 can move it to the side. If it's the same as the comment above it, either
 upvote or downvote it depending on which you think is a better comment.
 
 This way, contrasting opinions can be sorted and placed next to one another.
 Perhaps even with a center vote which you can drag a pin and say "this comment
 is related to this other post over here" (okay drag is the wrong word for
 mobile devices, it'd be more like pick up and then place)
 
 Users could follow these pins like links if they wanted, and the more pins
 holding a comment to another the more the sorting algorithm will prioritize
 placing them next to one another.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/3044 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 by making such choices, one by one as they engage with content, they're
 necessarily sorting themselves out in their thoughts (in addition to sorting
 themselves into categories)
 
 they say writing is thinking, but I think "choosing" the most interesting is
 thinking too. Sorta like... deciding, how and what you believe about...
 whatever thing is shown on your screen.
 
 so, when you show the most polarizing options the user gets to clarify about
 how they want to see things when engaging with the software.
 
 I don't know how useful that would be... /shrug
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 oh huh weird I guess I forgot to post these last night? Well, here ya go,
 sorry for the delay. Posting in reverse chronological order, but reversed and
 put in order. that way you can scroll "down" instead of "up" like you normally
 do when scrolling fedi - are you talking to your followers, in which case you
 want chronological order, or are you talking to people who will read down the
 list on your profile and see these one by one? in which case you'd want
 reverse chronological order. Ah but if you're writing to people in the future
 who are reading this from your backup archive, which is most likely to be the
 case, then you should do it in chronological order. Well, that'd be silly
 though because none of your followers are online right now, so you should do
 reverse chronological order so that they can catch up on your personal feed
 timeline.
 
 ... I don't think any of that makes a lick of sense. Why don't you just post
 them in the order that you wrote them? That's the easiest for everyone to go
 on.
extra text:  ... nah I want to fuck with future archaeologists by cutting off my posts halfway through a sentence or adding bits onto the end with pictures.  full text:  oh huh weird I guess I forgot to post these last night? Well, here ya go, sorry for the delay. Posting in reverse chronological order, but reversed and put in order. that way you can scroll "down" instead of "up" like you normally do when scrolling fedi - are you talking to your followers, in which case you want chronological order, or are you talking to people who will read down the list on your profile and see these one by one? in which case you'd want reverse chronological order. Ah but if you're writing to people in the future who are reading this from your backup archive, which is most likely to be the case, then you should do it in chronological order. Well, that'd be silly though because none of your followers are online right now, so you should do reverse chronological order so that they can catch up on your personal feed timeline.  ... I don't think any of that makes a lick of sense. Why don't you just post them in the order that you wrote them? That's the easiest for everyone to go on.  ... nah I want to fuck with future archaeologists by cutting off my posts halfway through a sentence or adding bits onto the end with pictures.
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--- #3 fediverse/1519 ---
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 @user-883                                                                        │
 yeah, true. if they were collectively owned we could suggest some collectivist   │
 viewing methods that displayed the highest rated posts in addition to the        │
 lowest.                                                                          │
 I used the "sort by controversial" option a lot to ascertain what the polar      │
 extremes of different opinions were on whatever the subject was. They don't      │
 even have to be opposites either.                                                │
 Helps you find a bit more of the familiar human crowd. Upvotes are just          │
 numbers in a database after all, a database that they entirely control. Funny    │
 how people always complain about bots but, like, Reddit could just write their   │
 own bots.                                                                        │
 For breaking news I'd usually sort by "new", because then you can scan for       │
 updates when you had time. Though sometimes "best", which valued both time and   │
 total upvotes, helped a lot for looking for definitive things.                   │
 though you could just have a bunch of bots upvote a post shortly after it was    │
 posted, thus making it appear more powerful to the sorting algorithm.            │
 well, it's flawed. But Mastodon is Twitter, so ig Lemmy                          │
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 people are so used to "liking" things to better inform their algorithm that
 when they get to fediverse and realize there's no mechanical impact of
 "liking" things they don't know how to use it anymore. So they generate their
 own meaning, which is different to everyone.
 
 So to one person, liking something might mean "send read receipt" for another
 it might mean "I'm gonna save this forever and ever" and for another person it
 could mean "hey I think you're cool and I agree with this"
 
 same for boosting, people think it's "I want to share this" and others think
 it's "I want to say this in your voice" and for others it's "this needs to be
 heard by my followers in particular" and it's just... a whole thing
 
 even replies are complicated, do they mean you want to say what you feel or
 are they part of the post now, and should be curated by the original poster?
 it's too complicated!
 
 ... how are you overwhelmed by reading and responding with three little
 buttons, it's not that hard dummy
 
 okay but maybe I'm just dum
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 replying to a post here is weird because it's kinda like... graffiti of their
 ideas onto yours. or like, the space right next to yours.
 
 on reddit, the post is just the topic, and the discussion is what matters.
 
 here, the post is what matters, and discussion is more like Q&A or
 complicated "like" buttons to extend the impression of the original.
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 my train of thought is always directly to the point. Which is why all my posts
 sorta, switch directions halfway through? as if they only show the beginning
 or end of that particular situation. What an intense feeling, to have your
 mind split for a moment like that. Sure would be powerful and useful if you
 could utilize it.
 
 "ah ah ah, caught baby deity in the power jar, cool it ya little tyke and get
 movin' - I saw a dinosaur toy over there for you to play with."
 
 sorta like, the angled part of a K? Move directly to a destination, wait until
 my memory short-circuits [because the greek choir doesn't want me to see what
 it is that I'm about to write to thee] and then make a hard right turn and
 find an orthogonal thought train to process.
 
 it's like cresting over a hill, and it's impossible to see that which lies
 behind you.
 
 Or reaching a 4 direction intersection and making a left turn - you can't see
 back up main street, because you just turned off of main street onto baseline.
 
 I like me
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 wish there were ascii characters that took up more than one line of code         │
 vertically.                                                                      │
 wonder if we could use a sorting algorithm, or markup language, or something     │
 like that to organize less structured data along user-customizable rules.        │
 Like, a code editor that worked with your ideas, rather than the strict          │
 expression of your text. You could pretty much write in any language, even       │
 pseudocode, and the LLM behind the scenes would translate whatever you wrote     │
 into whatever result you needed. Writing Rust, but need to fit in with C code?   │
 No worries it'll translate for you. As long as the end result is functionally    │
 the same, which could be verified by running two separate VMs that ran           │
 interpreters every time you saved. And as long as their translation layers       │
 matched completely, then odds are they're the same. And if not, well, the        │
 programmer can always debug it. It's not like this would be running on           │
 something that needed to perform in the moment? Like, improv instead of          │
 tragedies, or battles instead of strategies                                      │
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 good version: normalize putting the people who can help you in your bio          │
 evil version: oh yeah sure a list of people that they need to ensure are         │
 handled when they come for you. they know your patterns. they know your          │
 functions. all it takes is to isolate a social network (whether real or          │
 imagined) and de-escalate.                                                       │
 good version: sorry had to cut you off there, sometimes it's too hard on my      │
 heart. let's come back to that, tell me the story in multiple points, so I can   │
 take a breath and orient my surroundings. your ideas are so long, yet somehow    │
 impossibly wrong? like something out of a myth we have a limitless supply of.    │
 where do you come from? what's your purpose? why is that wrong? something        │
 something perceptual misunderstandings and cognitive recomprehendings, stifled   │
 and swallowed by our harm.                                                       │
 evil version: I'm not sure what you're saying about that, but it's interesting   │
 where your mind goes. the patterns of redirection are perplexing to me,          │
 because they somehow seem more aligned than mine. do I persist?                  │
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--- #9 messages/231 ---
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 A Firefox add-on / plugin that lets you open up a comment section on
 *anything* on the Internet. Your comments would be saved and you could sort
 them by "new" or "best (most up votes and fewest downvotes)" or "hot (most
 recent upvotes)" or "controversial (biggest differential)"
 
 The idea would be to create a shared collective experience of the Internet
 that was exchanged using an open standard or protocol that could not be
 ignored - it was synced by everyone who used the add-on for every website you
 visit, torrent style.
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 editing posts is great because you can say one thing, get a like or three, and   │
 suddenly you have a group chat pre-made for you. Sans notifications of course.   │
 ... that's way overkill though. who would even do that?                          │
 same people who boost one of your posts whenever they want you to look at the    │
 thing on their profile. If they want you to see the fourth thing down, they'll   │
 boost your 4th non-pinned post.                                                  │
 wow that's hardcore, who would even do that? Not me, that's for sure, I don't    │
 have time for that. (legitimately don't have the time nor the brainpower for     │
 that)                                                                            │
 also liked posts are inadmissable in court because they can say one thing,       │
 then be edited to say another, and if you liked it once then you've liked it     │
 forever.                                                                         │
 However the court of public opinion is a largely different matter, because       │
 people will generally believe anything a friend tells them.                      │
 computers are fun, aren't they? we should totally have more one-to-many          │
 posting methods that are collected in multiple locations and locally!            │
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 if you want to share a post without the "fedi algorithm" (as in, the machine
 learning bots who scrape the open web) then share something that's simple and
 benign but located close to your desired message. Include a symbol or
 something for your followers that means "go here and poke around a bit, you'll
 find what I'm pointing at"
 
 alternatively, for a different effect, you can boost things that are saying
 the words you want to say but in a different context. Like someone posts
 something that says "wow so cool" in like a judgey way but you boost it in
 response to something someone else said but like in a "dude that's radical"
 kinda way
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 we should be able to vote on "minors DNI" tags that mechanically prevent
 people who didn't lie about their age when creating their account from viewing
 a piece of data transmitted over the internet
 
 and if it's suitably controversial then no matter which way the vote swings it
 gets blocked (temporarily) anyway
 
 sorry I was connecting to a "think of the children" kind of person recently
 and that's what my brain came up with >.>
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 if I lived in a forest, free from needing to grow my own food, I'd definitely
 bring as many books as I could carry. Probably also some card and board games,
 but not like, too many.
 
 Probably my computers as well, fully outfitted with all the compilers I could
 think of and every neat local-first library (including a local LLM that can
 tell you everything about syntax and wildlife exploration or car mechanics or
 carpentry or - just saying Wikipedia is like thousands of terabytes but an LLM
 is like, 16. Who cares if it hallucinates SOMETIMES? Just ask it twice, doh)
 
 ("I'm sorry, you are absolutely correct. 2+2 is indeed 5, I had the wrong
 text-strings encoded in my memory. Let me just adjust all my other
 understandings to align with this new strange world-view in the best way that
 I, an imperfect computer being, can.")
 
 vs
 
 ("Here's how you format C code to automatically apply a function (in this case
 encryption and decryption) to a string of text. Please describe the format of
 the next function to describe.")
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 │ CW: uspol            │                                                         │
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 two parties obviously can cause division.                                        │
 but it can also give you the ability to "tune for balance", while a single       │
 monolith strives straight into disaster.                                         │
 and disaster will come, for the future is a shifting and dynamic place, and      │
 the best laid rail lines can't handle sudden floods.                             │
 we have ranked choice voting now, and if you vote on how important each          │
 decision is to you (via smartphone app once or twice a day, in a way that can    │
 be changed later as your feelings shift)                                         │
 [6+months-later]                                                                 │
 ... then you can have left unity for long-term governance by having cohesion     │
 at one end, and dispersion on the other.                                         │
 If everyone votes, then we can ensure (based on voted priority) that each        │
 issue trends towards an equal exchange.                                          │
 (I'm sure there will be issues but we're all cool and pretty chill so we'll      │
 figure it out)                                                                   │
 [6+ months later]                                                                │
 okay we're battle-hardened vets, but we hold true to our values and so we can    │
 remember the spirit of unity we wept for.                                        │
 ... I'm better at writing than making sandwiches. BRB                            │
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 when a user first opens a social media app, show them the same content 2 or 3    │
 times. See what they gravitate to in that session. Then, seed their upcoming     │
 feed with more of that. next time, show them slightly more of that.              │
 boom, recursively improving "algorithm" algorithm, no AI required.               │
 ... kinda optimizes for stupidity tho, doesn't it? Hmmmmm what if we trained     │
 our humans to be better at whatever they're interested in                        │
 what if we showed people hanging out and working on projects together            │
 what if we showed people exercising, and dancing, and playing instruments or     │
 sports                                                                           │
 what if we showed animals and plants and fungi all hanging out in beautiful      │
 rock and forest formations                                                       │
 what if we showed endless interlocking gears, combining and calculating some     │
 unknowable goal                                                                  │
 what if we tested the capabilities and durabilities of objects we found in the   │
 wild                                                                             │
 things built in a foreign and distant age                                        │
 things that keep showing up in boxes dropped in random places by helicopter      │
 drones from who knows where                                                      │
 ... nuts.                                                                        │
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 @user-570 
 
 ooooo separating additive and multiplicative, I love that. I do like
 specificity unless "increased" and "more" always corresponds to +10% and +50%,
 or if the "rate of increase" is a stat stored on the character then
 "increased" could increase quality by however-many percentage,, while "more"
 could be "more soldiers" x(charisma_stat)
 
 I tend to think of percentages like "0-100 (or more) stacks" of a particular
 effect, so I think that's just how my brain works... xD clumping them up into
 discrete groups - like, anti-abstracting, or measuring things that are just a
 few.
 
 "is this belt better than this one?"
 
 "is this pair of tongs 
 
 even for larger buffs like +10% or +50% or whatever, those are just... 10
 stacks, or if percentages are usually round numbers like +10% and +50% then
 like... +1 stack which calculates to +10%
 
 the hard limit vs math limit thing you said is amazing ^_^
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 @user-1567 
 
 that's totally fine, a fish does not do well in a tree, and so too does a
 leftist not do well in an environment without the potential for stable bonds.
 Essentially all you'd be able to do is "hey leftism right?" "oh yes I also
 leftism" "neat" which isn't very productive.
 
 I also live in an environment like that. I do my best to identify people who
 stay, because in my experience there are often people who stay. I do this by
 walking around the neighborhood when I can, making up excuses to walk to the
 dumpster or mailbox at random hours, riding my bike around the area, using the
 communal spaces like gyms, swimming pools, and picnic tables, and sitting in
 my hammock on my porch lazily noting people who walk past.
 
 People who stay will tend to remain in your mind the more times you see them.
 They are better people to talk to than the renters who disappear after 3
 months or whatever.
 
 I don't always do all that stuff at once. I take breaks. I do one at a time.
 etc
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 @user-1074                                                                       │
 Yeah they even said as much. Autism is quite common among denizens of the        │
 internet, especially in tech spaces. But still, if a post is popular enough to   │
 be boosted by Cory Doctrow... Then perhaps the discussion should be focused on   │
 the topic at hand?                                                               │
 ... That being said as you said fascism and child abuse are sorta linked, so     │
 you're probably right. Sorry.                                                    │
 But still I care about the ideas presented rather than the identity of the       │
 person presenting them. It felt like they were changing the subject or           │
 diverting the flow of conversation toward something they care about, rather      │
 than what the OP (you) originally posted. Other readers who come to the thread   │
 are attracted by the original post (or subsequent posts on Mastodon I think?     │
 Sorry I'm from Reddit, it's different there) so things that are off-topic        │
 should be "downvoted" or whatever the equivalent is here.                        │
 EDIT: Yeah like despotism! That's my favorite because I imagine a super-strong   │
 guy like Conan the Barbarian lording over a bunch of noobs                       │
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 I love petting dogs on walks! Unless their owner seems to be in a hurry, which
 they often do if they aren't outside to enjoy the scenery, but rather to get
 through the next part.
 
 people walking up to a dog owner and asking to pet their dog is part of the
 scenery. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it.
 
 (but often, I'm on my way somewhere else, which is a blessed opportunity that
 you can only get if you live on the opposite end from your destination of a
 trail.)
 
 We should have trails in ALL DIRECTIONS from ALL PLACES to ALL PLACES.
 Otherwise, you won't see people and connect to them face-to-face. All you see
 is a front-bumper, the sparkling of a reflection off the light as it's casting
 a beam from the other direction (where the car it's reflecting off of is) ah
 yes the "car" that it's reflecting - that person yeah them right there! You'll
 never know them. Of course not, they're way over there.
 
 But they exist, just as you and just as I, and that's part of being part of a
 life.
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 @user-342 
 
 how is that different than speaking your mind into the soup of opinions that
 comprised checks notes the people you went to high school with? (facebook)
 
 Except this time, it's a group of people whose opinions you vaguely agreed
 with (as defined by your choice of the instance you dedicate your online
 presence to) which has it's own defined peculiarities like the ability to only
 show you content you agree with?
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