=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 "you're not the main character, babe"
 
 Oh yeah? Well with side characters like me, it's gotta be an incredible show.
 
 "it's called Life. Of course it's going to be magnificient. What did you
 expect?"
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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 the assholes are always at the back of the protest
 
 I mean, think about it, the ones who are marching forth are the ones who are
 impassioned for the cause. The ones who are most actionable in the moment. The
 ones who should be guiding the direction of the mob, but who get separated and
 distracted.
 
 weird. life is weird, isn't it? like, it's like... life is so, totally, out of
 our control. Like there's nothing we can do to align it. Wild. How strange.
 I'm perplexed.
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--- #3 fediverse/304 ---
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 shout out to all the people who think being cringe is a personality flaw and
 not an opportunity for growth
 
 ya'll suck and make life difficult in exchange for a brief moment where you
 can savor a feeling of superiority over someone who's living their best life
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--- #4 messages/91 ---
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 Zoomers will never know what it's like to have access to a handful of cultures
 (total) over the course of your life
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--- #5 messages/1101 ---
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 you know why you're supposed to act suspicious as fuck?
 
 so others get a hint of hope
 
 then they start doing as you do
 
 then they start becoming like you
 
 then you start getting more out of life
 
 "read the headlines! our lives will improve!"
 
 do no wrong
 
 be loud about it
 
 you are wonderfully strong.
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--- #6 fediverse/1031 ---
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 kinda funny how the people in my life won't let me, a witch, cast spells on
 them. Like they doubt my intentions? ? ? and when they do they're just,
 mentally eye-rolling all the time. How's a girl to get any practice if nobody
 wants to be hypnotized >.>
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--- #7 messages/182 ---
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 @sperm baby siblings: is it weird that I dream about you all significantly
 more often than the people who are actually in my day to day life?
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--- #8 fediverse/1989 ---
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 I don't care who you are, but if others aren't fighting to be in your life,
 then do they really belong there?
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 The trick is, if you *think* you're schizophrenic, then you will be. If you
 *think* you're telepathic, then you will be.
 
 There are no grand narratives. Just live your life as you will and be content
 with what you build for yourself.
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--- #10 fediverse/3788 ---
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 "Zoontalu, I have MEESed one" will forever live rent free in my head
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--- #11 fediverse/3261 ---
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 did you know that almost everyone could technically become competitive with
 olympians? it's just a matter of single-minded focus and determination over
 lifetimes of time. they are the most admirable because of that, and we cherish
 their presence in our life-world-line.
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--- #12 messages/174 ---
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 When I'm gone, I leave nothing behind. When I'm gone, I pray that makes room
 for you to blossom. I had a pretty good life.
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--- #13 fediverse/3337 ---
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 bugs exist at a different framerate than larger lifeforms and no I won't
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--- #14 fediverse/2143 ---
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 @user-1171 
 
 "gee I never hear from you how would I know that if people like you didn't say
 something valuable and important like this"an appreciative someone
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 Dear me:
 
 You are not a god, you are what the gods wish to be.
 
 You are beautiful you are inspired you're anxious and always tired. All these
 are necessary for me.
 
 Do you want to be mortal forever? Die in battle and be rewarded. Risk your
 life to live longer.
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--- #16 fediverse/4038 ---
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 it's your life to spend. how do you [intend/plan] on being useful?
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--- #17 fediverse/4671 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 ... says a extra dimensional scientist in an argument with his friend about
 whether or not life could spontaneously emerge within their universe sandbox
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 "okay but why are you so focused on outliving it"
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--- #19 fediverse/5118 ---
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 what if we paid people to answer questions about their life?
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--- #20 fediverse/3984 ---
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 at the end of your life, you've built a person
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