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 It's a good idea to practice getting places without gmaps, after having
 studied the map at home.
 
 Just incase you need to get somewhere that you don't want to bring your phone
 to.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/2888 ---
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 @user-1382 
 
 It is a better way, and some apps don't listen, which means it's better but
 less versatile
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--- #2 fediverse/5384 ---
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 before you go to a location, always ask yourself what you can bring to that
 location.
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--- #3 messages/1438 ---
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 The trick to motorcycles is: don't crash, and be loud enough so that nobody
 forgets you're there.
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--- #4 fediverse/2363 ---
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 Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
 opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
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--- #5 fediverse/5185 ---
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 frankly it makes a ton of sense to me that computer programmers would have a
 game playing in the monitor. Gotta keep those brains active after all.
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--- #6 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #7 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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 it should be free to get a hotel room
 
 all industries should have a littleleague, or else it'll be impossible to
 learn.
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--- #9 fediverse/1528 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 with the ability to turn any post into a thread, like Reddit.
 
 Would be nice if there was some visualization for them too, like a 2d map
 viewed from the side. That would make it easier to navigate I think.
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--- #10 fediverse/2671 ---
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 highly, highly recommend having a smart phone and a dumb phone at the same
 time. The smart phone can be wi-fi only so you don't have to pay for it,
 just... have it around in-case you need it. Use it for things like playing
 Magic Survival or messaging from bed, but use your flip phone for all the
 phone-related activities like calls and texts.
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--- #11 fediverse/94 ---
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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--- #12 fediverse/4083 ---
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 It's easy to stop cringing at others, but how the heck do you stop cringing at
 yourself?? it's impossible!!
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--- #13 fediverse/4072 ---
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 I like games that test my reflexes
 
 I also like games that test my wit
 
 but most of all I like games that test my patience with strategy
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--- #14 fediverse/6292 ---
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 I'm stuck. I don't know how to leverage whatever talents I have into making
 things happen. Maybe I should seek advice from a wise elder...
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--- #15 fediverse/2967 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 "here's how to get caught. don't... don't do the things in these books. also,
 uh... don't do the things that AREN'T in these books, wink"
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--- #16 fediverse/1804 ---
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 adaptation is something which can be practiced. Versatility comes in handy
 when you'd least expect it.
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--- #17 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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 don't think about how rare something is. think about how useful it is to you.
 
 we can make more stuff.
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--- #19 fediverse/3124 ---
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 I should not have to follow 16 steps that I don't understand just because you
 decided my system wasn't good enough for me.
a long list of steps in order to update a gentoo system to a new version (not even the newest version, I might add)
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 what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
 the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
 
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 [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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