=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 haha is this even good
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 @user-1074 
 
 Both is good!
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--- #2 fediverse/2823 ---
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 @user-1364 
 
 lawful good
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--- #3 fediverse/3161 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 ha even better
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--- #4 fediverse/1544 ---
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 @user-1015 
 
 Meanwhile, this is me:
screenshot of a mastodon post by Ritz-Menardi@gabrilend@tech.lgbt number of tabs open: fifteen thousand number of tabs in regular use: five average distance between tabs: fifteen 
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--- #5 fediverse/5706 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 thanks 
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--- #6 fediverse/6019 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 thanks
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 @user-183 how's this
diagram described as follows: first a retelling of the original post, then a flow chart showing original ritz writing until the future, then the future calculating backwards and creating simulated ritz who then lives her life and writes some more to create new notes (which are different than the originals because divine insights) leading into the future. which is technically farther forward from the first future, but anyway it's all pretty confusing honestly. 
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--- #8 fediverse/4106 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 relevant

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 @user-258 
 
 awesome ^_^
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 @user-1879 
 
 good
 
 helpful, and useful
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--- #11 fediverse/2704 ---
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 @user-1209 
 
 I sometimes do that
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--- #12 fediverse/5936 ---
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 updated version
High Prevalence Themes (>10%) - resistance (35%): Dominates political content across all analyses - technology (30%): Consistent technical discussions and digital culture - isolation (25%): Pervasive loneliness despite digital connection - identity (20%): Strong focus on neurodivergence and gender fluidity - systems (18%): Systematic thinking about organization and infrastructure - connection (15%): Yearning for authentic human bonds - chaos (12%): Stream-of-consciousness fragmentation throughout - digital-resistance (12%): Technical activism and crypto-anarchism Medium Prevalence Themes (5-10%) - transcendence (10%): Mystical elements and spiritual seeking - digital-loneliness (10%): Online isolation paradox - economic-anxiety (9%): Financial stress and capitalism critique - survival (8%): Basic needs and resource management - neurodivergence (8%): Autism, ADHD, masking behaviors - direct-action (8%): Street-level political organizing - programming-philosophy (7%): Deep thoughts on coding craft - gender-fluidity (7%): Trans experience and identity exploration Low Prevalence Themes (<5%) - creativity (5%): Artistic expression and generative art - gaming-culture (6%): Video games as culture and art form - mutual-aid (6%): Community care and resource sharing - fragmented-consciousness (5%): Plurality and multiple selves - technomysticism (4%): Digital spirituality and AI consciousness - environmental-awareness (3%): Nature connection and ecology 
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--- #13 fediverse/1454 ---
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded) the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux? the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5 
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 @user-171 
 
 Hi : )
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 @user-1370 @user-1785 
 
 teehee : )
a picture of a splash-zone page for a website which requires login in order to see the content of the packets being displayed, which is similar to the previous post and related because it ironically and a little sarcastically but in a friendly way displays the same mechanic of content-of-packet deprivation which affected the previous other alternative person in the post-chain. ... hang on, what was I saying? oh yes~ 
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 @user-246 
 
 pat pat is okay
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--- #17 fediverse/18 ---
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 @user-25 this but for Reddit pls
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 sorry to bother you, goodnight
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 @user-95 okay : )
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 found this on reddit
A series of illustrated portraits of women in various compared lifestyles, moments, decisions, body types, fashion choices, confident normalities, and other various constrasts. the captions alongside them say things like "this is a woman, this is also a woman" and showing a crucial connection they share in their common humanity. there's no difference between she and her, just two people living different lives. They are both worthy, they are both valid, and they should fear no retribution for being their truest form. the positivity and the joy inherent in the neutral yet confidently positive expressions of each face show a world where people are not valued based on cultural beliefs that a person has, but rather on their shared common humanity. 
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