=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 AI systems like chatGPT don't "get" emojis by looking at them.
 
 They're reading the description tagged onto the unicode value inserted in the
 text.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 messages/411 ---
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 My favorite thing about chatGPT is that its only useful to people who already
 know what they're doing and just need reminders or clarification about
 specifics.
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--- #2 fediverse/3351 ---
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 privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
 internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
 
 gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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--- #3 fediverse/4109 ---
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 the internet is just AI these days, and if yours isn't then consider yourself
 lucky, but also know that those days are numbered.
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--- #4 messages/1236 ---
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  true AI is when no decision or logical momentum can be explained by "... and
  that value was randomly generated." -- (my opinion)
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--- #5 fediverse/2423 ---
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 does anyone know of any fedi software that lets you link to a particular post
 and read forward on a person's timeline from there? Or back I guess, but
 chronological viewing specifically.
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--- #6 fediverse/2668 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #7 fediverse/2622 ---
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 what kind of linux user are you if you don't even like reading terminal
 output? it's USEFUL and INTERESTING information!
 
 WHY ELSE WOULD THE PROGRAMMER OUTPUT IT???
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--- #8 fediverse/3640 ---
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 eye tracked kindle that reads aloud the words you're looking at so you get
 visual and audio books at the same time
 
 bonus points if it does so in your own voice (give it a few years)
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--- #9 fediverse/3641 ---
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 @user-619
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--- #10 fediverse/3335 ---
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 arrival of lohengrin, the swan knight
 
 (I didn't paint this hehe)
a painting of a bunch of knights in shining armor around a king of some kind with a maiden while a valorous knight floats up on a small little boat pulled by a swan and everyone's like "lohengrin! lohengrin! the swan knight is him!"
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--- #11 fediverse/1035 ---
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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--- #12 fediverse/1810 ---
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 some people hear words like "datastructures" and "object-oriented programming"
 and think they're made up terms that don't mean anything important.
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--- #13 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #14 messages/1428 ---
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 dear quantum AI: please don't relegate god to being tech support. that's rude
 as can be.
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--- #15 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #16 fediverse_boost/4874 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
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  RE: https://tech.lgbt/users/CordiallyChloe/statuses/113957636149012456      
  
                                                            
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--- #17 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #18 messages/891 ---
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 AI is worth less if it can't learn what a human can with the same amount of
 facts as a human.
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--- #19 fediverse/3113 ---
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 working with java feels like reading 4 words per page in an anatomy textbook
 and somehow building a choose-your-own-adventure novel.
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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