=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 gym teachers should have flexible models of muscle and bone to show the
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/2646 ---
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 do pushups
 
 and squats
 
 and planks
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--- #2 bluesky#28 ---
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 dog spirit guided them each time they chose to grow. Then, over time they
 shaped themselves to suit themselves.
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--- #3 messages/255 ---
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 Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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--- #4 fediverse/6225 ---
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 high weight, few reps = strength
 low weight, high reps = stamina
 
 strength will fail you.
 stamina won't avail you.
 
 both is good.
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--- #5 fediverse/6321 ---
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 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
 thing."
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--- #6 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #7 fediverse/1770 ---
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 the cool kids are doing graffiti
 
 the smart ones have something to say
 
 the clever ones do it at night
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--- #8 fediverse/5209 ---
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 fedi girls who end their posts with semicolons;
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--- #9 fediverse/5728 ---
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 trans girls on e but muscular 😍 
 
 [I'm ace]
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--- #10 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #11 fediverse/2391 ---
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 C'mon Cameron only five or six more bites to force down, you'll need your
 strength
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--- #12 fediverse/3639 ---
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 love nature no matter what
 love nurture if they earn it
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--- #13 messages/1044 ---
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 Main character syndrome? No. Center stage energy.
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--- #14 messages/626 ---
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 Talk to veterans for tactics and discipline.
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--- #15 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #16 fediverse/2896 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 😭 girls and their dreams 😭
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--- #17 fediverse/2174 ---
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 note to self: children are an exception, they are more important than anything
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--- #18 fediverse/3144 ---
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 witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
 hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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--- #19 fediverse/5124 ---
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 │ CW: re: NSFW, kink (ABDL), lewd pic w/o nudity │
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #20 fediverse/1077 ---
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 @user-789 
 
 families can also break when their sons are slain
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--- #21 notes/craving ---
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 a craving to know more and a carefully examined set of actions which
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--- #22 messages/1211 ---
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 Life should be about growing up, not a story if businesses and accounts.
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--- #23 fediverse/5673 ---
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 darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
 to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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--- #24 messages/508 ---
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 I dreamt of vegetables, precious babies, and leaves bourne on their own wind.
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--- #25 messages/57 ---
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--- #26 fediverse/6254 ---
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 economies of scale come to mind
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--- #27 fediverse/1454 ---
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded)  the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux?  the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5
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--- #28 fediverse/156 ---
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 @user-95 wow those are great expressions! the hand and face movements are
 amazing ^_^
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--- #29 fediverse/6412 ---
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 paparazzi should work for their target.
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--- #30 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #31 fediverse/733 ---
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 ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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--- #32 fediverse/3678 ---
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 │ CW: drugs-mentioned  │
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 I stopped smoking cannabis because possible job and wow... life feels between
 4 and 6 times longer
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--- #33 messages/362 ---
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 Some people's parents never taught them to handle being yelled at when they
 were kids and honestly it shows
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--- #34 fediverse/1822 ---
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 we should reward frugality as much as value-creation.
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--- #35 fediverse/6081 ---
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 boys wear pants because they're more flexible for work and less likely to get
 in the way.
 
 girls wear dresses so they can pee anywhere.
 
 they-are-not-the-same.jpg
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--- #36 fediverse/986 ---
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 adding dashes to your text - like - this - is a punctuation choice, not
 formatting or grammar.
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--- #37 bluesky#18 ---
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 dragons, in their miniature form, also known as a "draggen", or in some
 cultures a "jragen" or "dragin"
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--- #38 fediverse/5771 ---
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 a loaf of bread, a hunk of cheese, and a pile of berries.
 
 an excellent breakfast.
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--- #39 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #40 fediverse/5983 ---
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 I wish I had daggers in my hair that looks like hair but I could wear whenever
 I had that hair
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--- #41 messages/930 ---
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 <bang slam kerblam> there goes another line into ram. wonder what it's
 used for.
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--- #42 fediverse/5963 ---
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 suddenly no pinky strain
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--- #43 fediverse/3806 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other
 things
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--- #44 fediverse/2544 ---
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 video games are useful for inspiring the mind engaging in a child's play,
 teaching lessons of strategy through the observation of mechanics engaged, or
 filling the heart with emotion, as any good artwork will do.
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--- #45 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
 about
 them
 .
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--- #46 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #47 fediverse/4049 ---
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 humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
 do
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--- #48 fediverse/1305 ---
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 @user-935 
 
 if you hit a plateau try doing more reps with less weight - it'll cover a
 blindspot you weren't working on. Then after a while you can do more weight
 again and it'll be easier because you'll have fast-twitch and slow-twitch
 muscles to support it
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--- #49 fediverse/955 ---
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 @user-673 
 
 what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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--- #50 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #51 messages/208 ---
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 Geek prayer? Preach brothers and sisters >.>
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--- #52 fediverse/2316 ---
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 I place my post-its high up so they're out of the sight-line of children. As
 best as I can.
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--- #53 fediverse/6005 ---
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 and to fund cuties, of course
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--- #54 fediverse/154 ---
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 confusion is seeing with perfect clarity and speaking with utter disconnection
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--- #55 fediverse/2774 ---
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 I want to emphasize that my mask is just as much a part of me as the other
 part.
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--- #56 fediverse/963 ---
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 @user-690 
 
 clarity and focused will, respectively
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--- #57 fediverse/998 ---
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 learning kanji is an exercise in defining your imagination toward a shared
 visual description of certain words or concepts.
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--- #58 fediverse/6409 ---
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 example of statistics related to revolution that I care about: number of
 children who go hungry
 
 example of statistics related to revolution that my girlfriend cares about:
 number of girls who want to be snuggled and are snuggled
 
 both are important, just like it's important to know both geometry and anatomy.
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--- #59 fediverse/1334 ---
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 │ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #60 messages/975 ---
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 trans women can be women and strong
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--- #61 fediverse/978 ---
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 @user-699 @user-78 
 
 I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
 thoughts
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--- #62 fediverse/5902 ---
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 if you want to train debug skills to a computer, just train them on every
 stage of the git commit tree.
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--- #63 fediverse/2541 ---
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 rhythm and rhyme are meant to be abused. be creative and it won't matter.
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--- #64 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  unhinged rants per random number                                            
  
                                                            
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--- #65 messages/166 ---
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 What if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time
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--- #66 fediverse/5083 ---
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 you don't pray to gospel.
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--- #67 fediverse/2565 ---
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 │ CW: water-dispersal  │
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 truck driver who has a long-ish range drone ferrying water bottles back and
 forth while invisible to satellite surveillance
 
 EDIT: better yet, kids playing games at home
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--- #68 bluesky#29 ---
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 I praise victories more than losses.
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--- #69 fediverse/3335 ---
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 arrival of lohengrin, the swan knight
 
 (I didn't paint this hehe)
a painting of a bunch of knights in shining armor around a king of some kind with a maiden while a valorous knight floats up on a small little boat pulled by a swan and everyone's like "lohengrin! lohengrin! the swan knight is him!"
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--- #70 fediverse/2610 ---
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 learning martial arts is not useful for the combat capabilities gained through
 practice
 
 but rather for reading the flow and rhythm of an engagement.
 
 to learn the discipline to practice a craft
 
 to develop healthy and honorable relationships toward competition and jealousy
 
 the practice the drive and passionate motivation that comes with performing an
 art to your utmost capabilities
 
 and to keep you in shape.
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--- #71 fediverse/3562 ---
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 @user-1550 
 
 me too T.T
 
 give it time
 
 someday everyone will be paid to do whatever they wanted
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--- #72 fediverse/1412 ---
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 reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
 gets younger every year
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--- #73 messages/977 ---
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 cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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--- #74 fediverse/6146 ---
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 so-and-so casts time-stop but during that time nothing can be learned as your
 brains can't change shape
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--- #75 fediverse/4980 ---
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 dream bigger than "the same, but nice"
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--- #76 fediverse/1804 ---
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 adaptation is something which can be practiced. Versatility comes in handy
 when you'd least expect it.
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--- #77 messages/926 ---
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 how cherished. how divine.
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--- #78 messages/667 ---
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 Has anyone ever tried pills AND injections? They have different application
 rates.
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--- #79 fediverse/292 ---
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 normalize majestic tapestries under thicc planes of glass instead of carpet
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--- #80 fediverse/6223 ---
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 damn, I'm weak. I need to flex more.
 
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 @user-217 
 
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 4/20
14. if you think about it, the shape of the universe is kinda like a cornucopia. or like, a funnel that smoothly increases in size. or like a waterslide ride where you spin around a bit before dropping down the center. sometimes affectionately referred to as "the toilet ride", even though that's just the wrong connotation.  we could have perfectly sanitary theme parks, we just... don't... because our priorities are on selling stereos and stocks.  anyway, there's several purple lines, the color of blending blue and red, both colors present in america, cast upon the gray background of the undecideds, collectively engaged in a mutual exchange. there is a blue upside down silly snake, this time with bright red aviators, and beside it is a scarring wound. some break in reality that is unfortunate, but part of their interdisciplinaries, so don't worry one bit about it. life may seem far from strange, but your lifetimes of finite portrayals and fanciful adaptations to the expressions of your own emanations both confirm and delight our attentions on you. Surely you are not aware, of our love and perspective [fair], but we still love you from afar. how could a star not cherish another star? It's time that's our only moat.  the reason the universe appears empty of life is because it's impossible to travel under the blanket of spacetime. through gravity, up and under our shared reality, out and beyond to another.  rockets pierce reality, which they didn't expect L O L who would have tht 16 I think? don't really remember the last one. anyway bright green background with a quite interesting transition fabric display - something textured and rippled, like the connections between a torn piece of paper that's been stitched together bit by bit with a careful and measured hand. the text reads "neocities sites just need to be attached to an address, and given a useful search browser that uses openstreetmaps." this is displayed on a background of brown orange and yellow, while the text is written in salmon. the result is the text (which overflows onto both backgrounds) is equidistant from both background colors, just in different directions. We know instinctively that purple and blue are similar, but a blind person might not. these words are given a framing as if they were placed in a 3d game engine upon a poster or billboard.  in dark blue upon the bright green background, blue the color of calm rationality and green the color of aliens from old timey media who live on the moon. well, the ones who just want to chill and have a beer with you, maybe listen to your stories about life in the strange world called humanity, but not the kind that they tell us about. like, it's really hard to get here, so why would they want to mess it up when they got here? such a strange thought. anyway the text reads: "openstreetmaps is a website that lets you view the addressess of people who live nearby you. why you'd want them, who can say. the point is that the functionality already 13. here's where it starts to get spicy, and I apologize if it's too extreme, but words come forth *from* me, not by my perceived designs pronounced deh zeens.  top left - yellow, the color of sunflowers and familiarly painted houses, cast upon a strange pink background - pink the color of sisters and bubblegum. yellow lines draw a shape, of which it's perspective is hard to configure - but most would consider it to be the shape of a mobile, hanging above a crib, with a kite shaped object (or perhaps multiple individual artifacts) suspended above a target. could be an object, or possibly a human subject, but the end result is that the maximized rays of the individualized emanations of that particular pieces of object, cast forth onto a pre-programmed piece of toast.  ... I don't know why I said toast, what I mean was that you can enchant people and things by exposing them to the wavelength waves of radiating objects. things like, marcelline's t-shirt or excalibur or the shroud of turin or the constitution or some other precious object. if you place them in orbit around an object, their expressions will send forth to fulfill their manifestations upon the willfully absorbing object.  have you ever wondered why objects tend to congregate? like, computers flock to server mills, trash piles to landfills, and people will wander the length of the beach. all things are gravitic, function, type, characteristic, motivations, empathic feelings, all congregate around one another. 0 codes 15. picture of an upside-down triforce placed in a rack like a computer storage unit. cyan text with pink background reads "this is the only thing that challenges me"
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 What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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 you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
 for when secrecy is intended.
 
 OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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 cute girls with fountain ink pens are a weakness of mine
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--- #90 messages/84 ---
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 I dream of paradigm defining change
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 best shape for a state to be ^_^
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--- #92 fediverse/357 ---
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 and mobile users who accidentally type . instead of [space] or something like
 that which is easy to mistakenly press on some keyboards
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 yes exactly! that's an illustrative example.
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 and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #95 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #96 fediverse/2111 ---
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 when someone deletes what they were typing and starts over, that means they
 have something more to share and you should try and figure out what it is with
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--- #97 messages/1258 ---
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 The world is stitched together with angel hair, as it sheds from their body,
 painless and evenly timed.
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 I like games that test my reflexes
 
 I also like games that test my wit
 
 but most of all I like games that test my patience with strategy
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 I respect people who are kind
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  "A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials."  
  
                                                            
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--- #101 fediverse/5169 ---
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 if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
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 so true
 
 and privilege that does depend on the oppression of others should not exist
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 Give your money to purple and orange and green, not yellow and white.
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 secret in-painting life tip hack: tell the model to match the rest of the
 scene to the selected part (outpainting)
 
 it's empowering
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 And the people did lose faith, for the king was an amateur who lacked the
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 @user-1074 
 
 pick the size that'll fit on your hips, then pick materials that are stretchy
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 anti-trans legislation is eugenics
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 jan soweli
 
 [stolen from reddit]
a picture of a fox person in the background with the words "jan" and "soweli" imprinted above  in Toki Pona, the language for good, "jan" means "person" and "soweli" means "animal", essentially implying that animal people are valid and precious and super-cool-friendly-pals.
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 @user-28 I think about this a lot
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 big bang, big crunch, viewed looking down the spine of time
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 A fool and his confidence are not as easily parted as a kind person and their
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 programming makes you smarter which is why we should teach it to everyone we
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 bring back savory teas, where did they go
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 #CDCsays there's no difference between a stick and a mud, when it comes down
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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 did my hormone shot and now my leg feels funny -.-
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 I relate to that...
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 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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 Some human cultures learned competition through hunting, and some through
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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 dogdogdogdogdogdogdog
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 on a scale of notways to almostever how would you rate your pain?
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 On one hand, people should be free to do as they want to.
 
 on the other, people can be really horny sometimes.
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 folding tables in the park
 
 seated around which is a spark
 
 all we really need to do
 
 is talk about what we need to do
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 I feel plentiful, wholesome, and healthy.
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 did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
 at meditating?
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 trust that your allies are working.
 
 honor them by doing the same.
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 anything with layers is an open-faced sandwich
 
 or a pizza in disguise
 
 rawr ex dee
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 consider: the shape of a sine wave
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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 short hair is better in a fight.
 
 long hair is better in the sun, or the cold.
 
 long hair is worse in the heat, and the rain.
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   IF AI generates slop
  AND AI steals artists works
 THEN artists produce slop
   OR AI steals artists work, not works
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 nobody ever tells me to stop, they just tell me to relax. to take care of
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 speaking from the perspective of a witch, the land does not care what lines we
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 3/20
12. the text continues from the previous page and reads "if it's been ten or more years since they moved in, the site gets rebuilt. [wait, hang on, weren't we talking about html websites? when did houses come into the discussion?]  ... wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah the text is on a gray background, as interrupting as a scythe, with a yellow backdrop as if to represent sheer white-hot flame except not white the color of all colors but fire the color of all flames. the text reads "prince of the nehalim" in bright pinking blue, as in something completely foreign and unknown to you, and continues on to read in red "so many opportunities" as if life hadn't absconded, but instead of severed instead. "parabolas persist" in the flavor of blue, the color of space in a non-light polluted view.  "live life like you're merry, as do but a few."  do you want to make people feel better? or do you just want to make them confused? Neither, really, I'm trying to tell the truth. I'm seriously just struggling to find a way to express things that others clearly seem to be forgetting - I'm not an expert in other stuff! This is literally all I'm good at! Is it valuable? Maybe not to you, but I think it could be useful, or else I would covet it and leave it in disuse.  it's time is relevant, it's words fit into a context, so if you misunderstand it's past then it's probably because you don't have the records or the ability to process them of the time in which it was posted. What if things were de 10 ten. blue text on a blue background, as a calming and soothing influence, saying "it's okay, don't freak out, just think about learning lessons about stuff that *could* go wrong and think about how you'd counter it. just like any video game, there's a strategy to defeat any other strategy. the careful application of said strategy while using or applying your own capabilities is directly correlated to the conclusions of the task." meanwhile the listener is like "what the fuck" wait shit hang on lemme add a content warning:  right so the text reads "if you want your neighbors to know something, don't post it on the internet - put it on a post-it on the wall in a public place" like, your front door, or maybe the entrance to your building, or the parking garage near the mall, or maybe the grocery store, on a product behind the one in front. that kind of thing.  depending on who you want to see it, of course... people used to do this with library books but stopped because it's quite obviously a bad and rude thing to do, books are for record keeping of the status of humanity, through each and every one of it's forms. It's weird that they all have the same stuff, because they're designed for capitalism right? Why not share them based on availability, and keep as many different types of things as possible?  when nobody cares for them, how will we remember the countless books nobody reads? How will we understand that step in developing our culture if we don't have access to the con 9. the text begins to diverge at this point, on the left it reads "it's easy if you want some privacy, - all you have to do" and then is cut off by the introduction of red text on a green background, to evoke similar colors as the original thing it was interrupting but it's own thing nonetheless, and existing off to the side in tandem, so that conditions could not remain unaddressed. the text reads "they were betting on selling us space flight [with spaceflight sliding from one side to the other, like a rocket escaping the gravitic pull of the planet it surrounded] but we cared more for food and water" the second part, after spaceflight about food and water, is intruding onto the yellow's background, which was next, to represent a continuation of the previous thought about websites and HTML. it's frustrating for the next text, which is in purple, a confused and disoriented color. it continues from the original thought "is delete the website! Boom, no more html. but if they were listed (neocities sites on a map of the region" but map is emphasized with a different color, green the color of the land, and "region" is pronounced like "realm" or perhaps "ground" or even "directions" or "land beyond the horizon (if it even exists)") 11. I think. orange text on a green blue background, same background as the previous three pictures. orange text which contrasts in a way that almost calls back to the 80s, but not quite. a little too dirty, like the blue and orange decorations around highways in New Mexico. car smoke and tire dust'll do that, and it's not like it's easy to clean - right next to the freeway, c'mon! Wouldn't it be nice if we shut it down for a day or two? Unless you had very important business, solely self-suggested. if too many people used it on those days (when they were cleaning it) then they're supposed to follow through and identify if their need was too great or if they were just being an asshole about it because their bosses forced them to. basically like, family emergencies gets a lane, things that are crucial to a social event like no beer at a frat party or whatever, heck even if the girl you like really wanted to get laid. whatever the heck it is, if you deem it an emergency then that's fine. you can drive while the highway is being cleaned. just make sure you don't slip on the suds...  ... a while later, humanity realized they could just close one direction at a time and clean the next one next time.  what was I saying? Oh yeah the text! Here's what it reads: "every year, replace five percent [but read as %] of the homes and boom you're good - maybe even do 10% if things are going well - either way, as time goes on people can live in a house as long as they want - but when they mov
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 without villains, there are no heroes, only good people.
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--- #139 messages/891 ---
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 AI is worth less if it can't learn what a human can with the same amount of
 facts as a human.
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--- #140 fediverse/6263 ---
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 gryphons are bears with beaks and bird arms
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--- #141 messages/152 ---
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 Crazy, or just superstitious to a fault?
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--- #142 fediverse/2883 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned-caps-lock-utilized │
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 I FOUND HALF A BAG OF LENTILS IN MY CLOSET HOORAY!!
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--- #143 fediverse/4896 ---
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 │ CW: re: relationships, mh(+/-), where I've been recently │
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #144 fediverse/1891 ---
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 @user-1091 
 
 I knowwww some people are just thorny and prickly I guess.
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--- #145 fediverse/6007 ---
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 I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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--- #146 fediverse/1502 ---
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 @user-1010 
 
 kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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--- #147 messages/500 ---
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 So long as capital remains, "living a good life" is a distraction.
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--- #148 fediverse/328 ---
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 normalize glowsticks in unorthodox situations
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--- #149 fediverse_boost/6053 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  i post compulsively lmfao                                                   
  
                                                            
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--- #150 fediverse/1690 ---
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 a soul is bright like the sun, not bright like bone
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--- #151 messages/913 ---
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 girls are so stupid [me lol]
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--- #152 fediverse/888 ---
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 "Are you sure you're a boy? You don't even practice karate chops when you're
 alone"
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--- #153 fediverse/1790 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 The USPS is a model for how our economic system should be run, in my honest
 opinion. At least the logistical parts.
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--- #154 fediverse/4117 ---
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 @user-92 
 
 emphasis on "incomprehensible" for my part
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--- #155 fediverse/5016 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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--- #156 fediverse/641 ---
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 something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat
 it" or something like that
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--- #157 fediverse/3968 ---
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 be strong, do not become savage
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--- #158 messages/567 ---
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 Mickey Mouse has the same powers as the son of the white mare (plus a little
 imagination)
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--- #159 fediverse/5195 ---
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 whenever you test one extreme, you must also test it's opposite, just for the
 extra information.
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--- #160 messages/908 ---
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 if you don't see someone doing what you're doing after a while you hide into
 something else
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--- #161 messages/178 ---
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 A god is less of an object and more of a direction.
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--- #162 fediverse/6181 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 pat pat is okay
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--- #163 fediverse/5332 ---
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 │ CW: re: personal-sexuality-mentioned │
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 diapers are dysphoria-related-harm reduction items~!
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--- #164 fediverse/748 ---
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 @user-122 
 
 each language gives you opportunities to rhyme different concepts when you're
 writing poetry.
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--- #165 fediverse/2502 ---
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 │ CW: re: gender identity │
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 @user-1218 
 
 I wish English was more inclusive >.>
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--- #166 fediverse/5719 ---
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 I love dispatch tables! which is a term I just learned and a concept I have
 been using for a while.
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--- #167 fediverse/1393 ---
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 │ CW: guns-mentioned   │
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 martial arts are an art in the same way that plinking is target practice.
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--- #168 fediverse/3422 ---
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 you interact with your gender identity.
 
 your friends interact with your gender expression.
 
 strangers interact with your gender presentation.
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--- #169 fediverse/4940 ---
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 │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │
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 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #170 fediverse/6227 ---
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 Nutrition is just as important to growth as motion.
 
 This is true for more than just a body...
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--- #171 fediverse/4904 ---
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 @user-1751 
 
 proportion ally, there are more.
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--- #172 fediverse/2469 ---
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 @user-803 
 
 it's saturday for me =P
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--- #173 fediverse/1213 ---
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 why did g0d see fit to put the zero right next to the o key
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--- #174 fediverse/5269 ---
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 "girl why do you talk"
 
 girl why do you listen
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--- #175 fediverse/5670 ---
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 applied intuition combined with well developed imagination is a dangerous tool
 to behold. useful, but dangerous.
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--- #176 messages/1091 ---
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 (computer aided -omancy)
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--- #177 fediverse/2081 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 veiled eye of the amethyst mists
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--- #178 fediverse/5635 ---
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 free lifetime memberships to Disney World or the botanical gardens for
 [all/all veteraned honor citizens/all veteraned honor citizens and children]
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--- #179 fediverse/3892 ---
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 "they should make clothing stores for tall people"
 
 uhhhh have you ever heard of "big-and-tall"
 
 "yeah but I'm not big, just tall"
 
 smh
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--- #180 fediverse/3088 ---
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 growing up, I wasn't around kids my age. So my standards were "as good as an
 adult"
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--- #181 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head.  
                                                                              
  Either one is fine.                                                         
  
                                                            
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--- #182 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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--- #183 notes/unboxed-cables ---
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 human porn is just cable porn for humans
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--- #184 fediverse/5804 ---
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 it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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--- #185 messages/1231 ---
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 Has it ever not been? Logic beats gold. Just ask strategy and famine.
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--- #186 fediverse/5041 ---
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 │ CW: violence-mentioned │
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 brick + cop car is how they getcha.
 
 useful violence happens out of sight.
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--- #187 fediverse/132 ---
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 and though I am perfect, I'm better than none of you.
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--- #188 fediverse/233 ---
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 @user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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--- #189 fediverse/4553 ---
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 you can fit a whole downtown in this baby
 
 slaps roof of your mouth
picture of denver with various places labelled like "football" or "train" or "building"
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--- #190 fediverse/2069 ---
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 I love the game Mechabellum! It's flexes the same parts of your brain as
 chess, while being SO much more fun to watch.
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--- #191 fediverse/3110 ---
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 @user-1441 @user-226 
 
 I prefer cold and dry over hot or moist ^_^
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--- #192 messages/373 ---
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 that moment when you swear you see your messages changing under your
 fingertips, long after you've written them
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--- #193 fediverse/1242 ---
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 one way to network is to connect other people.
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--- #194 fediverse/3749 ---
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 Emoticons only work as tone indicators when people know what the funny faces
 mean
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--- #195 fediverse/2579 ---
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 │ CW: tactic-tip       │
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 bodyguards, not linebackers
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--- #196 messages/565 ---
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #197 fediverse/143 ---
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 @user-78 I thought it was thursday :O
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--- #198 fediverse/2249 ---
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 darnit can never find a pencil when ya need one
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--- #199 fediverse/2044 ---
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 honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
 you like, and one for people you trust
 
 (I have one)
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--- #200 fediverse/1998 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned-kinda-cursed │
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 can you imagine if cows made cheese instead of milk
 
 and you had to squeeze it out of their udders like easy-cheeze
 
 [why would you say such a thing]
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