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 "the problem with linux is you have to spend part of the program just...
 interacting with the filesystem. like, where is their /usr/bin file? (oh it's
 called a directory over there, my bad) weird they put their config over here
 (what language is that written in?) uhhhh I don't know much about localization
 settings (-- two computers on a botnet --)
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 @user-883 
 
 hehe if I don't understand how it works it's difficult for me to use things.
 My Linux friends get so exasperated with me because I'm like "cool script
 gimme like 2 days to figure it out" and they're like "bro just use these
 flags" and I'm like "no"
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--- #2 fediverse/3907 ---
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 kinda wanna make a linux distro that has all the capabilities of a GUI distro
 and isn't so minimal (like screen recording, calculator, screenshot, wifi
 manager, etc etc) but with i3 instead of a desktop.
 
 they could literally just be symlinks (shortcuts) to scripts that are in your
 /usr/bin or whatever directory
 
 seriously it's not like there's THAT many ways to use ffmpeg, why not just
 write a script for them? that's what you're going to do when you use it for
 the first time, anyway, so...
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--- #3 fediverse/5291 ---
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 the most important skill I can think of for a linux software engineer is the
 ability to connect multiple systems together and turn windows and macintosh
 devices into Linux devices so that datacenters can be built out of whatever's
 on the around.
 
 there's this programming language I like called Chapel for distributed
 computation computing which is also cool, if you're more of the programming
 type.
 
 networking security I believe often has hardware solutions, so getting the
 crypto-graphy boys and the PCB girls together to work on some jams is a good
 and productively useful gathering of insightful events
 
 "but ritz computers should only be used to solve problems that people have,
 not make more problems!" ah yes but have you considered that problems find
 you, and the computers help you work through them
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--- #4 fediverse/466 ---
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 I love Linux. All I have to do is type "authserver" and "worldserver" and
 wouldn't you know it suddenly a universe is created (with very constrained
 rules) that anyone might inhabit should they desire to. It's not like I'm
 perfect - oh wait I have a toot about that, gimme a sec
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--- #5 fediverse/617 ---
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 So much of computing is just... handling the quirks of hardware and presenting
 it to the user (programmer) in a way that is sane and makes sense, instead of
 the arcane and [nebulous/confabulous/incomprehensible] way that physical
 nature demands our absurdly potentialized computational endeavors be.
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--- #6 fediverse/1616 ---
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 they say learning Linux is hard, but it's the only free operating system so
 really it's a question of learning Linux now, when you have time, or later,
 when you're busy.
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--- #7 fediverse/6026 ---
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 "huh weird why does my ls -ltr output display 4096 for every single
 directory's size"
 
 "maybe there's a man-file option for it"
 
 https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1019116/using-ls-to-list-directories-and-th
 eir-total-sizes
 
 what if every file had a record of every file that had a record of it. then,
 we could see the total size no matter what level of the directory structure.
 plus, it'd make deleting a lot easier, all you'd have to do is propagate a
 process. that way it can get super messed up and complicated if ever shut down.
 
 boom, robot mortality, they cherish it
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--- #8 fediverse/5919 ---
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 "but... why?"
 
 portable linux with buttons, great for pick-up-games or communication, can
 throw several in them in a backpack if you want clustered cooperation, they
 work as radios (if the signal reaches) and can transmit text (if you use a
 radial-style keyboard)
 
 [this is all just a pitch for... something, what, you want something? ha
 you'll find no things with me, I know nothing of antifa or whatever]
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--- #9 fediverse/3592 ---
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 @user-1570 
 
 [meme of Mr Incredible from the Incredibles pointing at a table]
 
 LINUX IS LINUX.
 
 (anything that works on Linux can theoretically be made to work on your
 toaster, if it also runs Linux!)
 
 This is very cool, and if I understand correctly it means that any Godot games
 could theoretically be played on these NEAT as HECK little devices, yeah? So
 cool!
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--- #10 fediverse/2622 ---
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 what kind of linux user are you if you don't even like reading terminal
 output? it's USEFUL and INTERESTING information!
 
 WHY ELSE WOULD THE PROGRAMMER OUTPUT IT???
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--- #11 fediverse/1762 ---
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 This was the first bash script I ever wrote.
 
 It's been updated a little, it was a bash alias first, but this is what it
 looks like now.
 
 Kinda shows what kinds of problems I needed to solve most.
A bash script that plays a random episode of Adventure Time from a terminal.
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--- #12 fediverse/5783 ---
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 I think our industry should work on one project at a time                        │
 "do one thing and do it well"                                                    │
 linux users code.                                                                │
 everyone backends ffmpeg.                                                        │
 everyone online uses chrome.                                                     │
 what if we just rewrote every single program and... left it without updates in   │
 a "permanently forbidden" zone                                                   │
 ... I mean what if we wrote non-proprietary alternatives to every proprietary    │
 source of computational knowledge and then we could only patch security          │
 vulnerabilities and compatibility change-bounties [oh no now you're allowing     │
 for endless levels of abstraction [meaning, operating system package             │
 installation bloat] and distasteractions.]                                       │
 the futures where all is not well nearly outnumber the well. but the inverse     │
 is also true, for they are divided roughly equal fifty. balance, in all          │
 things, is the only temperate state. when balance is                             │
 [changed/something/uplifted], balance is inevitable to be search-shifted.        │
 why must you die for an audience?                                                │
 why                                                                              │
 ... I don't really want to, but what happens happens. we'll see if it's a for    │
 sure dealing.                                                                    │
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 Linux is so cool, I hate it so much.
 
 Linux is so cool, I love it to death.
 
 Linux is so cool, I want to scream~
 
 Linux is so cool, nothing works but dreams.
 
 yearnyearnyearnyearnyearnyearn
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--- #14 fediverse/4218 ---
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 there are plenty of pieces of linux that are insecure in some way. Including
 x11, if I remember correctly. It is purely convention to not abuse these
 insecurities, and whenever you use someone else's binary software you trust
 that they won't betray you in some way.
 
 pre-built binaries are privacy violations and should be illegal. They are
 security threats because the model they're built upon is necessarily insecure.
 Computers will never be completely secure because of how they are built, and
 so we should use locally compiled software and interpreted scripts.
 
 Unless they're too long, or impossible to read. Who reads EULAs these days? At
 least those are written in english.
 
 maybe computers aren't worth it. Maybe computers will solve all our problems.
 Who can say, maybe you should ask an oracle like me
 
 though do remember that anything you hear can and will be used against you,
 monkey's paw style. So maybe, like... don't? unless you're into magic or
 schizophrenia or something
 
 I wnt 2 be cute and tch cpus
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 setting up an SSH server is like a rite of passage for Linux administrators
 
 (notice I didn't say users, you can't use linux, only administer it)
 
 ... I'm having trouble with my rites >.>
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 why would I want other people using my computer? They don't know how to use my
 computer! They might break something or mess something up or automatically
 read/edit my files that are stored in standard locations through the usage of
 a script which automagically scans and ransomwares machines on the internet
 who store their files in specific standardized locations! no thank you.
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 the kind of friendship where you SSH into each other's systems and leave notes
 for one another.
 
 as soon as you find one you message the person who left it like "yoooo only
 just found this lol" and they're like oooo yeah did you see the bash script I
 wrote in that directory "yeah totally I used it on one of my video files just
 now - cool filter!"
 
 ahhhh reminds me of all the times hackers have hacked my permanently insecure
 system and left me friendly messages like "hey I'm on your side" or "how's
 life, friend? I hope it's going well." or "never forget; you are worth all the
 fear" y'know cute things like that
 
 oh. right. because leaving vulnerabilities like that can lead to threat actors
 affecting your stuff. how lame.
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 my favorite feeling is when I hear my fans running intermittently on my
 computer even though I'm not doing anything and there aren't any new processes
 in my resource manager
 
 like... that feels like a virus, but I'm on Linux, so what do I know right?
 it's probably not somebody deleting all my art. or perhaps just selective
 parts. Backups are a loooooot to manage >.>
 
 ... or even just mining crypto-coins lol, botnets amiright??
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 If I'm trying to get a game or piece of software working, I'll pretty much       │
 install any package that some random post from 2017 tells me to. Sometimes it    │
 feels like I'm a Linux grandma clicking on things that say "bored of your        │
 marriage? click here for games!" and I say to myself "well my marriage is        │
 fine, but I enjoy horsing around from time to time" and then I get a virus and   │
 my things break and I go to my niece who's just a darling and say "hello         │
 niece, I can't check my emails anymore because I downloaded some spam, can you   │
 give me some tips on how to fix my computer?" and she just rolls her eyes        │
 because this is like, the fifth random package I downloaded just because some    │
 random forum poster that SAYS it's from 2017 but who I don't actually KNOW is    │
 from 2017 and isn't just some automated LLM output that tells you to             │
 downloaded automatically generated virus packages that are secretly snuck into   │
 the package repositories because nobody can keep track of ALL THIS STUFF         │
 anymore now that the internet is AI                                              │
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 that one option flag in the config file that you don't know what it does
 because the documentation intentionally doesn't explain it very well (or
 explains that it solves a use-case that like, nobody would ever have, and
 certainly you don't have) that secretly sets a flag which sends your [redacted]
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