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 what if you left a change of clothes at every friend's place that you
 remembered~?
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/168 ---
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 maybe if I wear the same clothes everyday people will be more likely to
 remember me
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--- #2 fediverse/955 ---
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 @user-673 
 
 what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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--- #3 fediverse/5006 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 what if you were tho
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 If your surroundings changed overnight, how much of the past would you
 remember?
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--- #5 fediverse/6407 ---
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 what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
 damage clothes
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--- #6 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #8 fediverse/6185 ---
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 @user-1909 
 
 what if I wanna
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--- #9 bluesky#39 ---
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 what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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--- #10 fediverse/4164 ---
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 @user-1558 
 
 tuskarr?
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 If you lived nextdoor, I would think about you every single day.
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--- #12 fediverse/329 ---
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 @user-241 okayyyy if I must =P =P
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 What if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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 WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS RIGHT? WHAT THEN? MORONS.
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 Whoever said that left and right shift had to do the same things?
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 prefer tribes over families.
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 what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
 applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
 and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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--- #19 fediverse/5435 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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--- #20 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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