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I wonder what would happen if I scheduled weekly ride-alongs with the cops
near me and I taught them how I believed.
I bet they'd get sick of me, but, I'm a law-abiding citizen, so they could do
me no harm.
I wonder if I could get through to a few?
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hello, I am an ant if @, but you can't touch me, because I am a law abiding
citizen.
I have to be, for I am loud.
... okay I stole a movie from the internet at least once.
also when I was 11 I walked out of a store with a keychain in my pocket. I
thought it had a nice texture so I was examining it and then my mom distracted
me and somehow it ended up in my pocket. That night will forever haunt me...
She wouldn't let me take it back...
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@user-1265
you'd pull a child to the sidewalk if they were in danger, wouldn't you?
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just show up
listen, I'm a lawful person, I promise, honestly, I swear it to you.
I'm a lawful person, but~
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@user-883
My friends and I decided to hang out for two days in a row, I guess they
aren't tired of me yet hehe - I might be around tonight but I'll let you know!
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I smile at each and every person I pass on the street. Unless it looks like
they're having a bad day, and then I try to switch to neutral as fast as I can
so they can feel their feelings without me interjecting and making it about me.
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What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely
get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?]
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@user-1218
Stuff like that made me want to become a lawyer.
I didn't, because while I can memorize a D&D textbook I can't recall much
about legal rulings unless it has something to do with swords.
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for every "I was there. I helped make it happen" we need at least a couple "I
was there. I saw the whole thing go down"s because like, nobody's gonna
believe a belligerent, even if they're on the defensive.
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okay just to clarify: if anyone is recording me or storing data about me, I
would really prefer if you didn't delete it just because I realized it was
happening. I like data! It's cool to know such things!
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I wonder how many things I've forgot? More every minute, I'd say, and though I
try and chronicle them all... What's there to say?
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I want everyone to be able to do what they want. With oversight, sometimes,
because we all share things and we can't agree if we don't share. and I agree
to share, I think it's only fair.
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nobody around me does what I tell them to.
I am surrounded by plausible deniabilities.
yet sometimes things get done as I thought them to.
something something hei wu hei or wei hu wei or whatever. I am not a scholar.
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what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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@user-1074
people crave diversity, and their yokes chafe them even as revolution draws
near. I doubt it'd be possible to constrain them to one set of procedures, no
matter how equitable.
Protocol, not procedure.
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I swear if kamala is elected I will do everything in my power to actually work
on my projects and get a job and be a good human
... wait, I already was doing that. But I'll be less stressed out, so... it'll
be easier?
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what if a paladin got high with me, do you think we'd reinvent morality?
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I always figured if people didn't like what I was saying they'd contest me so
I could change it.
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I've been told that being near me would be "bad for their health"
haha I wonder why
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Look all I'm saying is if I had an acolyte or two then my insane ramblings
could be filtered and parsed by a real actual human instead of being copied
wholesale onto the internet, where the inconsequential or inconceivable ones
are left to rest alongside the gifts of knowledge from another realm.
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@user-1254
gee I hope not. Then they might arrest me.
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I am dogmatic with my code of ethics. Believe me, or don't, contest me, or
not, I always will do what I trust.
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@user-241 okayyyy if I must =P =P
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@user-1643
good, now they have sknin the fightlightright. I wonder if they know what to
do?
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@user-1053
I always wave at everyone I see, and I often talk to people on the train
(where there's mikes, tee-hee)
But I'll see what I can do. Perhaps resting in a park someone who wants to
know me with my salmon colored bike and my blue helmet will chance upon me and
we might get a chance to chat.
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What if all trains were required by law to have an empty passenger cart? That
anyone could ride for free with no ticket and no registration or tracking or
anything. You gotta jump on tho so it's still dangerous.
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I'm a helper and everyone wants me to be more agentic but it's like... no... I
don't wanna...
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@user-252 kinda makes me think we need another layer between state and
federal. or would three be too many? four if you count local, which frankly
suffers from the same problem. I mean, how many people go to city council
meetings? how many city council meetings actually matter? Idk never been /shrug
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"oh also I should mention that if you think about her too hard or too often
there's a chance she'll overhear what you're talking about anyway so try not
to think about her too much."
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maybe I should try microdosing, see if I can convince this part of me to stick
around
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today I'm gonna paint a house and tomorrow I'm gonna go to the park.
if I can't do that then I'll try tomorrow.
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maybe if I "be myself" so hard that there's nothing left to keep secret,
they'll like me??
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Many autistic people will identify one particular way to do things and then be
only capable of doing it that way. Like, falling asleep on the left side with
their legs just so, and never learning any other ways to sleep on. But what
happens if for example they are wounded in the arm they rest upon? They would
have impaired sleeping capabilities! Not ideal.
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currently on turbo mode trying to "find myself" because I figure I might not
get a chance next year, so... whatever, right?
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If I were a millionaire, I'd always be a millionaire, and so would my
children. I would save it, I would cherish it, and I would safeguard my
children and immediate family as best as money can do.
If I were a billionaire, I'd be a millionaire.
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so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
they like their life.
their ONLY life.
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I would never kill myself
just want to put it out there.
I'd rather face torture and shame and confinement than die by my own hand.
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maybe if I slept until the end of time,
I'd do better on the way back.
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--- #39 fediverse/2466 ---
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do as I say, and as I do.
or don't, do as you want to.
I hope you do want to do what I say to do.
I wouldn't say it if I didn't think it was right.
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--- #40 fediverse/3266 ---
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how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
html?
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what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #42 fediverse/4889 ---
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is it really sedition if you have EVER even ONCE thought "I wonder how my
country will kill me?"
yes
of course it is
that's why it's important
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I swear Conan the Barbarian is an autistic icon I mean he walked in a circle
for like 20 YEARS. I can only do a couple hours. What a champ.
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--- #44 fediverse/4187 ---
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I bet you'll believe anything I say if I put it in italics and speak
imperatively
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when considering the benefit of the doubt, consider doubting the benefit of
consideration.
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--- #46 fediverse/5872 ---
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what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
[timestamp]
[she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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so I guess I'm a chaotic-good witch paladin?
and yes I know "chaotic" and "paladin" don't usually go together, but...
somehow I make it work
... I should do more pushups. Practice with my sword some more. That part of
me's sorta been asleep for four-ish months.
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I am not a worker
Though I try and try, I burn right out and through
I wish I was a worker, able to apply my trade or skill
But I'm not
I do hope we can be allies, still
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@user-1209
good
judge me
find me just
I accept my fate
whatever it may be
for I trust that which sees;
that which is judging me thus.
may fortune bring my heart forth
displayed for all to see, here is my "me"
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if I can convince them not to fight will you give me what I demand?
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--- #51 fediverse/3258 ---
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@user-570
I wonder how it would feel to bind numpad enter to tab instead?
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I can always tell when people who believe in me start thinking of me because I
start feeling the urge to do pushups
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if you're gonna kill yourself anyway, might as well throw yourself at a cause
you believe in. Ideally the kind that requires repeated attendance and lots of
opportunities to make friends or forge communal bonds with people who can help
you.
honestly, what do you have to lose? sure it's hard, but nothing worth doing is
easy. If it were, someone else would have done it already.
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--- #54 fediverse/3756 ---
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@user-1071
I have plenty of things made, but none of it organized : (
Kinda makes me wish I could like... train an LLM on my social media posts and
use it programmatically somehow to help me organize my stuff into different
categories according to what kind of topic or style they were written in.
Hmmm......... There's no way I could do it, I mean, there's no way I could
organize and edit my stuff, but with the help of a computer I might.
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@user-428
sometimes I think about how much more productive I'd be if I had a code editor
that let me draw arrows and smiley faces and such alongside the code. Or if I
could position things strangely, like two functions side-by-side with boxes
drawn around them. Or diagrams or flowcharts or graphs or...
something that would output to raw txt format, but would present itself as an
image that could be edited.
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sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
I hope that's okay
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@user-1074
so, you're saying we should select for good people, rather than loyal people?
If so, I tend to agree.
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I tripped onto the light rail tracks today while a train was near
I can't believe how fucking useless I am
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may they pass on my hard drives as read-only memories like ashes on a shelf or
stories of most wealth
I hope I reconnect with all my old signal contacts. wonder what they're up to.
I bet they're cool now. ;)
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my previous job didn't do anything to harm me. And yet I left. I let them down
in a way they could not have expected. Which was unfair of me, but I couldn't
resist it. I don't know what I'd do better.
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A good way to get people talking is to meet with a stranger and share your
feelings.
Or, if you're scared of strangers, then try talking with a friend.
"something something SUPREME COURT something whatever CRIMINALIZED PEOPLE blah
blah blah I WON'T STAND FOR IT"
that kind of thing. Make sure you look at your friend for the loud bits, and
maybe look at someone else nearby when it's your friend's turn to speak.
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@user-950
ah yes but how could anyone hurt me if I don't make myself vulnerable. It'd
simply be unfair to play a game without any stakes. But if you insist...
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the lawful good in me says "clean up that spill you just made"
the chaotic good in me says "throw a brick at a cop car"
and the part of me that listens says "uhhhhh okay somewhere in the middle of
those two points is "ignore the spill and the cops and just finish making your
ramen I guess?" and frankly that's the one I'm more likely to listen to" and
frankly that's the one I'm more likely to listen to.
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What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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I'm done trying to be neurotypical. So what if I starve.
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Zoomers will never know what it's like to have access to a handful of cultures
(total) over the course of your life
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I wonder how many people hate me?
silence is indicative of allies or foes.
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I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not
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@user-1074
We've always been that way in their eyes. If they make it legal, nothing will
change in how people think of you. They might be a bit bolder if there's fewer
legal protections, but laws have always just been words.
There are more of us than there are of them. If you have community, you'll
feel safer. I know it's scary but we can get through it together.
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kinda funny how the people in my life won't let me, a witch, cast spells on
them. Like they doubt my intentions? ? ? and when they do they're just,
mentally eye-rolling all the time. How's a girl to get any practice if nobody
wants to be hypnotized >.>
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@user-95
like, trading cash for drugs in front of a police station? I couldn't agree
more!
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kicking up a sandstorm.
"someone once told me to act suspicious as fuck while doing nothing illegal
and I took it to heart"
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@user-246
I have a lot to say. If there's no room for me, I'll make room. If they don't
want me, they should say so, and break my heart a little bit.
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I'm safe, for the moment. What more could I want? Safety means I can continue
to contribute to my cause.
Light, life, and liberty for all.
everything else is incidental.
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my mom used to always say "the computer will always do exactly what you tell
it to" and I've since learned that "the computer's obedience is why you make
backups"
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Hey, life is better on my side. If you wanna renounce your beliefs, please do,
and tell me how and why you changed your mind.
tell me it was wrong. tell me how.
confess.
confess
confess to me.
I will listen and I will hear you and I will be the mercy for you.
confess and I will forgive.
show me how you are wrong.
give grace to those who are wronged.
take as much time as you need, but, there's only so much time.
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@user-883
alas, I live in Portland Oregon, but perhaps I might be moving to Denver in
the near future. We shall see, depends on if my boyfriend breaks up with me
for being neurotic lmao - if so then we should totally hang out
I'm into chatting. I don't like IRC very much because it doesn't save history,
and while I could save it manually it feels like a disservice to the service
to utilize it in a way that it wasn't intended. And I want to save every
conversation I have (potentially) so that some day the god-like humans of the
future might clone me to understand my wisdom or something. Idk. See attached
picture, I'm kinda crazy:
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@user-138
me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
[a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
[they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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I'm too empathetic to watch them lose this badly. when I watch movies with
cringe humor I have to leave the room whenever something bad happens to the
characters. I get the same feeling when I read about politics these days.
side note, but has anyone else gotten emails about "hiring plain-clothes
police officers in Washington D.C, will offer relocation assistance and pay
minimum 72k per year"? can't help but wonder if they're afraid of a bunch of
sore losers storming the capital with guns.
it's not like there's a precedent for that or anything.
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"hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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"you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
do
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"The supreme court has criminalized homelessness. I should become homeless."
Is not a thought that in my twenties I would have thought I'd wrestle with in
my thirties
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whoops forgot to post these last night, how silly of me, surely there wasn't a
reason I better just hit that blue button on all of them to be safe
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do you ever think about how calling the BLM events "protests" versus "riots"
is a subtle dogwhistle for your politics? I usually say "riots" so that I
blend in. also because I've been conditioned by the people who I talk to about
them.
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@user-1298
Yes I agree! Harming others is not okay.
I'm thinking about what happens when someone hurts someone else, and doesn't
stop. What do you do then? Do you hurt the person who harms? How do you get
them to stop?
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@user-1218
my ex boyfriend told me to
also I thought it would be a good idea so I could find a job, but now I have
one (sorta) soooo
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you could have two neighbors living in completely separate halves of the
nation and you'd never know
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honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
you like, and one for people you trust
(I have one)
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@user-883
every time I've tried to get a job for someone in the tech industry they
turned out to be a fed, so...
I do know people that you'd like to talk to, though. Just a few. That's all I
personally can do.
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I legitimately think everyone in my life is just as cool as me
they just... don't know how to know it.
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@user-1209
sometimes I feed the nearby wildlife, and sometimes I don't. I don't want them
to grow reliant on me, but I want them to have a nice surprise every once in a
while.
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@user-882
I kinda figure that people follow me for the alarms and the curses and the
manic political dysphoria. I do try and CW when I can but sometimes I get to
the end and it's like... okay I got 4 characters remaining, pol~ maybe?
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@user-661
so, you should strive to be compassionate and honest, in order to keep fear
from ruling your life?
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That's why I like talking about things I'm interested in. It makes me more
likely to be able to bring up something I've been thinking about.
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what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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I would be perfectly fine if someone fed an LLM my corpus and asked it to
summarize.
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Relax.
Take it from me.
I won't resist, at least I'll try, and if I start suddenly then it hurts and
you should go slower. Unless I do three short, three long, three short.
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The world would change if every door in the country was knocked on and the
person behind them asked these two questions: "do you know your neighbors?
Would you like to?"
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if there were a drone, 15 feet above my face constantly observing, I would not
act different at all. It will feel as if nothing has changed.
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I do believe I am holy. Sacred, in some ways.
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Family, Duty, Honor
My family is my people and my people are who I choose.
My duty is to serve, and I serve who I will.
My Honor is respect, and that belief is my own.
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I can't believe I didn't go. What's wrong with me.
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I can count all of the people in this room who are too neurospicy to be filled
with political rage and given a public platform on one hand, and frankly I
could probably do it on a single finger because I am alone at the moment.
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Honestly if anyone wanted to just... take any of my stuff, even if they were
just going to sell it, I'd probably give it to them? People in my life say I
don't function well in a capitalist society. I guess I just trust everyone
equally.
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@user-1352
I like that article. I definitely fail to follow some of those principles at
times, though never all of them at once. I can be better, as all people can.
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I learned a lot last night, and I'm pretty sure that everything I say is going
to be censored. Why would you allow resistance in such a public place?
I don't know what else to do, though. He will come for me, he knows where I
live, and I will do what I can to fight him.
He's much stronger than me. He's much more massive than me. He will kill me.
But that's not the point, is it?
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you shouldn't trust me because I'll let you down.
I would never betray you. But when tasked with my own actions and my own
agency, I never make the right choice.
Like a rabbit who can always find their way home, I am drawn, almost
gravitically, to the path before me, a path which seems to avoid anything
resolute.
alas.
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"hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
thing."
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I just want to stress that most people know more than me
slept on my back. had a good dream. gonna shut the fuck up for a bit and see
what ya'll get up to. ;) 😉
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What if we paid people to administer a database of people who needed mutual
aid so we could keep track of them, organize them, and care for them?
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I'm gonna go psycherwaul into my journals for a bit, if I come back today
it'll be extra waul-y so, idk, beware I guess
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you can trust me, but please don't rely on me, for all of my power is soft.
sometimes people just don't want to do what I tell them to, and I wouldn't
have it any other way.
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the best way, I find, to be deserving of trust is to do the best that you can,
and be honest when you cannot do more.
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I wish I knew every time someone had been hurt by me. I'd probably cry.
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how many people could your apartment comfortably fit?
I got one desktop
one laptop desk
two on the couch
one in a comfy chair
one on the bed
and two outside on the porch
so (1 2 4 5) that's 5 indoors, 6 if they're familiar enough to lounge on my
bed, and 8 if we're allowed outside.
Could also pull the hammock and chair in from outside but it might get a
little cozy. Call it 8 or 9 depending on how close we are.
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what if I paid this parking ticket I found by the side of the road instead of
paying my rent this month
do you think the world would burn down
do you think the apartment complex would collapse
do you think my police force would throw my stuff on the road
do you think they'd change the locks
what if I just didn't leave
what if I smoked some weed
"that's against your contract"
okay
what if I did it anyway
what if I did what I was told
I think I would surely drown
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someone once told me that anything with a battery is a bomb if you hit it with
just the right kind of radiation. or maybe he said 5g waves or electromagnetic
pulse or... actually he didn't say at all. he just said batteries are bombs. I
hope he's doing okay, he could have killed me like, 15 times but he didn't. so
I guess that means he likes me? I hope he's doing okay.
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@user-78
ah but if you increase it then I might be able to actually finish a thought,
wouldn't that be a tragedy xD
@user-91
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@user-622
ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
good men-at-arms gone T.T
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I'll swear not to lose my mind if you swear to make the world a better place
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@user-1268
I often walk to the grocery store, even though it's on the other side of the
highway
also I will walk sometimes to meet people nearby
it's a fun occasion
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I want a revolution because i want to be at home in my homeland.
Look at me! Be as me! I yearn to tell my friends. But they're too busy being
like themselves.
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maybe if I wear the same clothes everyday people will be more likely to
remember me
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what if we made an emergency citizens court ruling that a sitting president
can only "touch" 4 institutions in their entire reign
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oh, right... as I was saying, nobody can ever be sure if the royals are okay.
not unless you can drive by and visit them at their house. "I go by every
sunday"
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@user-258
neat! explains why I haven't died from dehydration so far... Although my teeth
are looking a little eroded from all the vinegar-acid : )
Dear teeth: some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
At least with sugar you can brush and floss...
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Pay attention to me, for I am convinced that "me" is what we need.
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"hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
caught by github"
- computer touchers in a union
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@user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling
me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people
did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively
encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body
language spoke for them. I'll try that next time.
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Last night I dreamt of the gravestones that bore their owner's mind.
I dreamt of a life well lived, and how it was taken from them.
[something more that I forgot because I don't have a prophecy transcriber]
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@user-192
who can say. I'd like to find out, though.
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you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you."
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@user-192
yeeeesh that sounds like a hornets nest. impossible to untangle, like a rats
nest! I prefer my homes like a robin's nest, neat, orderly, and made to design.
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I legitimately think computers should write code and software engineers should
write legislation and lawyers should resolve problem tickets made by aggrieved
citizens while judges do their best to just keep the boat floating
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@user-1071
hehe it was my favorite job I've ever had
downside is... it was hard to get to work every day. I'm not built for
long-term dedicated labor. Maybe I should freelance? idk where to even begin
with that, though.
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@user-1010
kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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Rice has been eaten. I threw a cookie on-top for good measure. I think that
was a good decision.
I'm going to the park. I don't know what I'll find, but I'm sure there'll be
fireworks.
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Real life is improv, but real life is not a skit.
I am unwilling to give control of my life's scene to someone who won't tell me
what they want to do with it.
Even if I don't believe you, I'll still give it to you, but I will remain
cautious and will abandon the scene if it appears that I can trust you to hurt
me.
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ummmmm yeah the reason I went off hormones 5 weeks ago is totally because I
want to test low so that they bump up my prescription so I can stockpile.
Totally not because I executive dysfunctioned my way into this mess. again.
Almost as if it doesn't happen 3 or 4 times per year -.-
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@user-883
me too! "citizen of the earth", and guess where I was born.
But I also am attached to the localized region of my life, hence the favor
shown to the country.
gee these lines we draw in the sand are kind arbitrary, I mean I could
literally just reach an arm over them and shake the hand of my mirror self.
Kinda makes me think they're more useful as cultural demarcators instead of
indicators of subjugative ownership.
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I think I'd be more upset if someone stabbed me in the hand or eye than the
heart.
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I once met a fairie queen, and we played a game of chess that I casually lost.
I'd do anything for her, even though we only met but once.
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would you feet a cat at your door?
how about a crow?
would you water a dying plant? (don't, they get waterlogged if the soil is
already moist)
what if a dear
what if dear food
what if bear
what if bear food
what if dogpack
what if dogpackfoodtearchompbitepullsavor
I'd feeeed my self but dollars and errands are hard : (
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my friends tell me stories and I build my ideas for relationships based on
their pain.
I am always haunted by questions they don't want to answer.
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@user-1037
I made a picture, hope it helps! I swear I didn't hallucinate this thing but
it might be less cool than I thought and I might have misremembered and made
up parts of it, I can't tell because it was such a short memory : (
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Wish someone would tell me how much they hate me so I knew to be ashamed
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I swear this to you: on my life I will be honorable and fair. I will seek true
justice when I can, where everyone gets what they want, and failing that I
will be plainly just. I will respect all peoples, and do my best to fight for
a brighter tomorrow.
I dare for the bright age. I see nothing else that I'd like to spend my life
doing than daring.
Do not give in to despair. They've trained us to cope. Expect losses, and
celebrate victories. We can do it together, you and me.
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I'm not evil. I have the potential to tho so I always have to keep an eye out
for what it looks like.
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They keep trying to make a movie out of my life because that's how they keep
culture going but I won't let them unless the movie is about them
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spilled water on my keyboard by living with a cat. it might be broken so I'm
using a spare that my girlfriend lent me. if you're wondering why my password
sounds different...
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When I say I'm a patriot, I guess I mean to say that I cherish our
disappearing heritage.
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@user-570
oh yeah UBI would be nice. Can we do that instead?
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Can you imagine
Going to your tribal shaman
Saying "hey you gotta pay rent"
... Shamans are fine on the street. I should learn. >.>
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dear people watching my screen:
if you're so disturbed by what I'm looking at, then why do you bother watching?
... oh right, you think I'm a danger to the membranum. Well... sucks to be you
then.
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whyyyyyyy am I cursed with this 1024 character limit
why can't it be like, 16 characters total. I think that'd limit my thoughts
enough.
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"hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
mother."
- some ice guy somewhere probably
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if you ever survive a conflict, convince everyone to travel to different
nearby cities. Continue to do so, spread the word of your victory.
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If a kid wanted to drink alcohol all they'd have to do is walk into a liquor
store and grab the first bottle they saw. Then book it. Their feet would carry
them away faster than your call to 911 to report a shoplift, away to a future
of sorrow. Should we seek to restrain them? Or should we make a world they do
not desire to escape?
Trick question, the structure of society cannot prevent non-compliance. It
should not, for if it shall then it becomes ossified, and thus it cracks and
it crumbles.
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me to my cat: "don't eat so much that you puke, okay?"
me to me: "yeah I can take on another task, I'm almost done with this one and
then I'll just do that one and maybe this one'll get back to me at the same
time as this one which conflicts with this other thing so maybe I'll just
puke, okay?"
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I once heard that when you click a link, the developer of the website can tell
which website you came from. idk if that's true or not.
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"what if we invested in cities instead of companies"
ah yes, anarcho-fuedalism
"what if we elevated people we respect"
ah yes, anarcho-monarchism
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fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
permanently revoke their ways
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--- #166 fediverse/3658 ---
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@user-883
yeah I probably should have said "tiara" hehe
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--- #167 fediverse/459 ---
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You know, you can always ask me what the fuck I'm talking about. I am more
than willing to share, and I don't mind taking a moment or three to explain.
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--- #168 bluesky#15 ---
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I honor my country the same way I honor my mother.
By being the best me that I can be.
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--- #169 fediverse/5444 ---
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if the good guys always win, the bad will slink into the shadows and do
dastardly deeds out of sight.
if the bad guys always win, the spark of goodness will wink out.
I think I'd prefer if they were cowering in our wake.
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oh, unless you meant "show me the t-shirt" in which case here ya go
don't get too excited, I attended for a year and then dropped out. Might have
even been a semester, I forget. It was sooooooo hard
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--- #171 fediverse/891 ---
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@user-95
if I was canadian I'd be ca-ritz!
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--- #172 fediverse/4537 ---
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ah nuts, I didn't have enough money to pay the internet bill.
So if I disappear and/or delete my account in the near future, that's
definitely why.
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--- #173 fediverse/3776 ---
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #174 fediverse/938 ---
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@user-649
same... sometimes it feels like I step on toes that I didn't know existed! I
got tired of walking on egg shells so now I just try and religiously put
content warnings on things that feel intense.
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I have this unreasonable compulsion that I somehow internalized at a very
young age.
I am always seeking to understand and defend the weak, the despised, the
forsaken
so if you ever hear me say things like "yes but what about the non-bastard
cops" just shake your head and go "oh Ritz, always trying to be the protector
of the weak"
I wish I could be the protector of the innocent or something like that.
Protecting the weak means you never really do a good job of executing final
decisive blows.
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we should be allowed to smuggle into prisons whatever we want.
your prisoners are our family. you've taken more than enough. It should be
disallowed, not a crime.
so what if they break out? so what if they commit another?
so what if I want to bring him her baby blanket when she's outgrown it?
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I have bad teeth, but I smile anyway, because I want you to like me, but not
for my teeth.
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I bet if Cascadia secedes then maybe the bad guys will send their brown people
to us. The more the better, I say!
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low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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I can't imagine having a fediverse feed comprised of more than 70 people. I
fear I'd forget them, or forget what they stand for.
I guess that's why ya'll put so much information in your bios. Information
they can use to simulate you, alongside all of your posts.
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@user-192
... I've said too much, the thought-loop police are onto me. I must away!
swoop cape
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I want the political right to exist, because otherwise there'd be nothing to
talk about a couple beers in and with no real stakes except a good time with
your friend who you disagree with
I want the political right to exist, because, y'know, life liberty and justice
for all and all that
both of those are "left of center" takes and I've definitely held both at
different parts of my life
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I'm kind of a hermit, but it's sunday and I have nothing to do, so I'm going
to get lost on my bike today in a city I've lived near for almost 5 years and
really should know better by now.
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I'm stuck. I don't know how to leverage whatever talents I have into making
things happen. Maybe I should seek advice from a wise elder...
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gonna go on a walk. my cat is missing because I let her out last night. I'm
worried sick! this morning I almost puked all over my toes.
she'll probably show up when it gets dark. I bet she's hunkered down
somewhere. Ah, well, might as well walk around my neighborhood actively
searching bushes and such. Why not? It's not like I got anything else to do
right now.
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you can only be yourself once, and it happens while you're alive.
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I wouldn't mind if my work was stolen.
would give me more time to be revolutionary.
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I can tell when I'm overbooked when I don't have energy to shower every time I
need to go out.
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best way to stay mentally active is to keep your mind and body thinking.
"but what if you're most active when you're on a downward course?" well then
you're landing the plane dearieader, ready to refuel and stock up.
[hearts are full, awaiting commands]
if anyone cares about that particular thing in particular, just know that
America is a culture and if you live here you're part of it. Like anyone with
a ticket is a guest at the movie theatre, the staff don't need them.
... idk where that came from. Wasn't I going to write this into a notepad note?
haha oh yeah
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@user-1141
gender police: "pardon me but do you have a license for that presentation? it
doesn't appear to be completely sedimented in society. Also I'm a bastard"
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daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the
internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors
for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and
make friends
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did you know that almost everyone could technically become competitive with
olympians? it's just a matter of single-minded focus and determination over
lifetimes of time. they are the most admirable because of that, and we cherish
their presence in our life-world-line.
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one of my duties is to make you aware of potentially bad things, cursed
things, hurtful things and hard feelings, so that they are less able to harm
you.
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Here's what you say to clover next week:
"hey. Wanna get coffee sometime? I need some trouble in my life. And I dunno,
maybe you need a witch.
You live in Tanasbourne, I live in Rock Creek. We're within walking distance
of each other, so we might as well say hi right? I'm free whenever, just let
me know if you'd like to meet me."
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my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
other people who visit the house.
but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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sometimes I'll accidentally get food on my hands and think "oh gross is this
why humans like to have napkins handy when eating?"
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being post op basically feels like "what if your buttcheeks went all the way
forward"
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Also she's just a person, a cursed person but hey she's just trying to do
right. So am i. I believe in goodness, and so does she (even though she can be
a bit evil about it) (without trying, I might add, it just comes naturally to
her) (she's better now though)
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@user-478
uh-oh, I should watch out D:
[it's probably fine]
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you can revolute whenever you want to.
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