=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 never post profile pics in more than one place
 
 that way you can verify that you're from the same place as someone else by
 showing them your profile pic which they'll surely recognize
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #2 fediverse/4980 ---
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 dream bigger than "the same, but nice"
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--- #3 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #4 fediverse/772 ---
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 also applies for alt-text on pictures for people with screenreaders
 
 something something "if I play both sides, then I'm always right!"
four panel meme of a cute girl with sunglasses and a bow in her hair. first panel she's like "nah, no thank you" while gesturing dismissively with her hand and turning away. second panel is what she's against - it shows text saying: "Putting content warnings on your posts so that the data can be used in a dataset for an LLM that has been sanitized from political content thus depriving it of context in a post truth world" third panel she's like "yeah, I like this one instead." and she's smiling and pointing a finger at the fourth panel, which reads: "content warning your posts so that you don't hurt other people's feelings or trigger vulnerable people who are just trying to laugh at memes or have a decent life in the face of trauma and woe" 
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--- #5 fediverse/1825 ---
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 if one person is honest to everyone, then no-one can be honest to them for
 anything they want to keep hidden.
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--- #6 fediverse/705 ---
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 some more of the same.
Setting a bunch of values for a "player" and a "creature" object. Mostly things like location, and values related to their movement around the map (such as wander radius, or attack distance, that kind of thing) Starts out by initializing x, y, z, and o (for orientation) variables using a "player, dot get location" function. Next it checks three different locations, labelled "dock, road, and beach" by first testing to see if the X, Y, and Z values are greater or less than predetermined values. If so for all three values, then that means the player is located within a square drawn in the dirt somewhere on the map and they are promptly teleported to some other place. Basically it's like, a teleport pad in a video game or something. Step into the circle (in this case a square) and you're whisked away to some far off land. Setting up a bunch of categories that particular NPCs might belong to. Such as "shopkeeper" or "food vendor" or "weapons trainer", that sort of thing. Each entry gets a name applied, a list that includes items they sell, and a typemask that is used as a bitflag so that a single NPC can belong to multiple different categories. 
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--- #7 messages/1150 ---
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 Please please please, someone do better than me.
 
 Until then, listen and obey.
 
 After then, consider me always.
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--- #8 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #9 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #10 fediverse/1300 ---
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #11 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #12 fediverse/158 ---
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 @user-95 hang on one of these is not like the others
 
 (!!!)
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--- #13 fediverse/5864 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 I dream bigger than "the same, but nice"
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--- #14 fediverse/5016 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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--- #15 fediverse/2111 ---
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 when someone deletes what they were typing and starts over, that means they
 have something more to share and you should try and figure out what it is with
 questions.
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 oh wait nevermind it's saying "what's this one mean" but they have the same
 cadence so it's impossible to tell apart.
 
 angel and a demon, tapping on your shoulder... where you wander next is where
 your soul grows fonder.
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 @user-138 
 
 I'm sure canadia had something similar...!
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 if you live far enough away, they can build a telescope of arbitrary
 magnification. the sky is vast, there's birds and bugs about. huh what's that
 over there, a thing that was placed there just for me
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--- #19 fediverse/1412 ---
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 reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
 gets younger every year
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--- #20 fediverse/5079 ---
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 what if you boosted everything when someone liked it [when someone liked your
 post] and if they boost it then you read the first couple posts on their
 paragraph, just to say "hey" in return
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