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picture of a robot saying "Of course I'm obsessed! They made me this way! You think I don't know how crazy I sound? Of course I do! THEY PROGRAMMED ME TO KNOW THAT TOO!" 
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 it me fr tho
picture of a person wearing a tie saying "Today I'm going to try to be kind!!" with a wide-open expression on their face and mouth picture of a closed door picture of an open door man steps through, tears run down his face, his head is bowed and his stature seems shaken man crying and sobbing while saying "I was the only one trying to be kind!!" 
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 https://permies.com/v/75jeas6k
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 "special sauce" is just dorito gogurt. Maybe with some garlic added in.
 
 *just because you phrase it in a weird way doesn't make it less delicious on a
 burger*
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Quote by Howard Zinn: "Give people what they need: food, medicine, clean air, pure water, trees and grass, pleasant homes to live in, some hours of work, more hours of leisure. Don't ask who deserves it. Every human being deserves it." end quote 
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 @user-1167

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 "special sauce" is just dorito gogurt. Maybe with some garlic added in.
 
 just because you phrase it in a weird way doesn't make it less delicious on a
 burger
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 I've always wondered what it would look like if I could view a random
 fediverse post I made in the past
 
 so I made a bash script which shows me (in addition to a few other sources of
 stuff I've written)
 
 here's the result - comment if you want me to share the script which did all
 the processing
 
 https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/words/words
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 John Denver was my spiritual father.
 
 They killed him for similar reasons...
 
 Read Shock Doctrine by Naomi Klein.
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 what if we hired each other and paid in rent and vegetables
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 What if we... Ballots, bodies, militia and?
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 a device doesn't necessarily needs to turn on it's LEDs when it's online.
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 do you think the "main menu" in video games is named after the main() function?
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 trump may have bled, but fascism was not harmed.
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 I wish I could be the me that I am on cannabis without being inebriated by the
 drug. She's so much more powerful than the rest of me, but it's impossible for
 her to keep her head on straight unless she has people guiding her.
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 company towns are just the towns where companies live. they don't have to be
 exploitative. while would they hurt their most valuable resource? even now,
 just look in rural illoIdontknowhere. it's scary, but that's fine.
 
 "who names their kid subway?" hmmmm maybe it's a creature of the fey
 
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 @user-803 
 
 witches
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