=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 "Here's the thing. If you go around telling people you're crazy, they'll
 assume you're JUST crazy."
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 messages/1161 ---
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 "hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
 mother."
 
 - some ice guy somewhere probably
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--- #2 fediverse/5965 ---
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 "you're too loud, weirdo"
 
 okayyyyy
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--- #3 fediverse/4012 ---
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 you can't just tell people you're enlightened. You gotta trick them, and
 convince them you're sane first.
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--- #4 messages/531 ---
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 "I give you my sympathy, not my empathy, for if given empathy, I should surely
 go mad with grief."
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--- #5 fediverse/5450 ---
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 "cool it with the psychic posting"
 
 ha yeah okay. I still got some things to get through though. I bet someone
 somewhere wants to see it.
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--- #6 fediverse/6321 ---
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 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
 thing."
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--- #7 fediverse/5384 ---
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 before you go to a location, always ask yourself what you can bring to that
 location.
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--- #8 fediverse/3584 ---
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 "If I look like a fool, it'll keep eyes on me instead of looking at my friends
 who are stoned and paranoid"
 
 maybe the friends are paranoid because you're acting like a dork and drawing
 attention to the group
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--- #9 fediverse/4901 ---
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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--- #10 fediverse/180 ---
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 @user-162 you're right! otherwise it wouldn't be forced : )
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--- #11 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #12 fediverse/4187 ---
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 I bet you'll believe anything I say if I put it in italics and speak
 imperatively
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--- #13 fediverse/675 ---
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 [says they're going to go to bed]
 
 [refuses to do so because power has gone to their head]
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--- #14 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #15 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #16 fediverse/3386 ---
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 observation is when you look with no assumptions.
 
 paranoia is when you assume you can be seen.
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--- #17 fediverse/3564 ---
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 this kind of thing always happens when I'm manic lmao
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--- #18 fediverse/3462 ---
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 "why didn't you say anything? why didn't you ask for help?"
 
 because then you might have done something about it, and don't you know I
 deserve to decay?
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--- #19 fediverse/2881 ---
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 "never lose your totem"
 
 I only lose things when in motion. at rest I know where everything is.
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--- #20 fediverse/2920 ---
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 yes I am a "crazywoman" thank you for noticing
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