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 I feel like it should be up to the community, to decide if you want to allow
 pot or marijuana. Not the government, but the people who are present around it.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 wao this is great I love being high why don't I do this more often?
 
 [oops cannabis-mentioned one sec]
 
 "BECAUSE YOU ALTER THE FABRIC OF REALITY WITH IT??"
 
 oh yeah that'd do it
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--- #2 fediverse/5727 ---
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 I truly believe weed is good for me. Not medicine - it is nutritious.
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 I would much rather have the government in control of the drug trade than
 private citizens. See: fentanyl, versus marijuana
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 "I heard they're using cannabis to defeat parkinsons"
 
 oh yeah well I heard they're using cannabis to defeat capitalism
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--- #5 messages/90 ---
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 Why would the government make it hard to access psychedelics i just want to
 learn things about myself that make it difficult to work a job
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--- #6 messages/1177 ---
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 it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
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--- #7 messages/1442 ---
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 Do you want to fix the opioid epidemic and solve your homeless problem, all in
 one go? It's easy. Just distribute zines about how to care for cannabis plants
 to hobos.
 
 [that won't fix everything]
 
 Yeah but it'll help a lot.
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  I Am The Weed Witch Making Cannabutter In My Cauldron                       
  
                                                            
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--- #9 fediverse/6374 ---
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 what if a paladin got high with me, do you think we'd reinvent morality?
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--- #10 messages/1176 ---
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 it's not a community if nobody would ask where you've been.
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 @user-138 
 
 turns out most people are decent and kind, and cannabalism tends to be an act
 of either destitute desperation or unholy barbarism.
 
 something something bread and circuses work
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--- #12 fediverse/6441 ---
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 you can only ever talk to a community while on mainstage.
 
 er wait sorry it was this:
 
 you can only ever talk to people in a community, not the community itself.
 unless you are on mainstage.
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 @user-889 
 
 perhaps you need a community, rather than a friend? just a guess
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 replacement tooth which is basically just a port to your bloodstream to slowly
 diffuse THC / other medications into your body, bypassing the liver.
 
 "ah but people don't wanna replace their tooth"
 
 lotta people have crowns. isn't that similar?
 
 "ah but the tooth doesn't really touch the bloodstream"
 
 oh, oops. nevermind. wait, does it? I'm not a dentist!!
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 I use cannabis medically
 
 I post on the internet recreationally
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 I feel like "settling out of court" should be illegal.
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 @user-1074 
 
 We've always been that way in their eyes. If they make it legal, nothing will
 change in how people think of you. They might be a bit bolder if there's fewer
 legal protections, but laws have always just been words.
 
 There are more of us than there are of them. If you have community, you'll
 feel safer. I know it's scary but we can get through it together.
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 ally chat by default is a sin, it keeps noobs from being heard
 
 should be an options menu option...
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--- #19 messages/414 ---
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 The following is my best attempt to describe the process through which our
 lives intersect reality. It is easiest to explain if you understand how it
 feels to be stoned - to consume the de-oxy-carbo-lated cannibanoids present in
 the marijuana plant - ideally with edibles, as they take effect slower.
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 I had some difficulties this morning, but I spent some time with an elderly
 lady and had a drink or two with a good friend. Then we went back to my place
 and discussed governance over a joint's worth of vaporized cannabis.
 
 overall I think I learned a lot, and I am looking forward to tomorrow and all
 the tomorrows to come.
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