=== ANCHOR POEM === ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── I think it'd be neat if Mastodon boosted posts that someone had personally seen. like, adding a degree of separation to knowing people - if you follow someone, you'll hear what their friends are saying. so, like, if you subscribe to someone, you will see them boosting the posts that their friends made. or at least the people they're following. in doing so, you can always know everyone that someone is connected to. which is more than enough to determine how true and honest they are. (ideally with a way to filter out duplicates - like perhaps an icon of the persons face at the bottom to show they also saw it? and so they have mutual friends, which are fully known and displayed to all others. could be an interesting experiment at least, especially if it federated with NO other servers. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/3355 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── I think it'd be neat to have two tiers of follow lists - like, "close follow" and "far follow" - the close one would have a cap of like, 70 people or so and be primarily used for coordination or close friendships, while the far one would be more like "I like this person and I want to see them on my main feed because they make funny memes" then they could be sorted into different sections, sorta like how you can have "local timeline" and "federated timeline" and "home" and "instance timeline" etc etc sooooo weird how the "local" timeline doesn't show me people who live near me in relative proportion to their distance from me. That'd be neat too, to have the ability to talk about regional things in a specific place on a website without losing the benefits from using a cohesive platform. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/1356 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── subscribing to subreddits is kinda like saying "yeah I'd like some of this in my life" because then it is made so following someone on Mastodon is kinda like saying "yeah, I'd like to have more of you in my life" and like... if you have too many, then how are you going to remember them all? we can only remember about 70 people! that's why in-person relationships are important. we need to have a cohesive social framework that we know is not developed under someone else's control or ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/4159 --- ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌───────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: mastodon-politics │ │ ║ └───────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ editing posts is great because you can say one thing, get a like or three, and │ ║ suddenly you have a group chat pre-made for you. Sans notifications of course. │ ║ │ ║ ... that's way overkill though. who would even do that? │ ║ │ ║ same people who boost one of your posts whenever they want you to look at the │ ║ thing on their profile. If they want you to see the fourth thing down, they'll │ ║ boost your 4th non-pinned post. │ ║ │ ║ wow that's hardcore, who would even do that? Not me, that's for sure, I don't │ ║ have time for that. (legitimately don't have the time nor the brainpower for │ ║ that) │ ║ │ ║ also liked posts are inadmissable in court because they can say one thing, │ ║ then be edited to say another, and if you liked it once then you've liked it │ ║ forever. │ ║ │ ║ However the court of public opinion is a largely different matter, because │ ║ people will generally believe anything a friend tells them. │ ║ │ ║ computers are fun, aren't they? we should totally have more one-to-many │ ║ posting methods that are collected in multiple locations and locally! │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┴──────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/4136 --- ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┐ ║ the kind of old people who post on mastodon because that's the best place to │ ║ do so too │ ║ │ ║ ... er I mean "gee wouldn't it be nice if our grandkids taught us how to host │ ║ our own mastodon server for our weekly poker night?" like how you have discord │ ║ servers for D&D groups, except, less proprietary and more freedom. │ ║ │ ║ I bet someone could make a lot of money by just loading a raspberry pi with │ ║ pre-built software built from an image that automatically hosted a mastodon │ ║ server just based on information about your networking company so they can │ ║ keep tabs on all that you do. │ ║ │ ║ gee sure would be nice if we had a government run computing infrastructure │ ║ project which turned the entire USA into a hive-mind computer. I bet you could │ ║ be paid pretty well to do processing in your own LLM-generated voice. │ ║ │ ║ like... feed it your published works, whether artistic or scientific, │ ║ alongside the breadth of human understanding... then optimize for temperature. │ ║ That which is most different. AKA the user's produced data and habits from IOT. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┴──────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/4220 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── people are so used to "liking" things to better inform their algorithm that when they get to fediverse and realize there's no mechanical impact of "liking" things they don't know how to use it anymore. So they generate their own meaning, which is different to everyone. So to one person, liking something might mean "send read receipt" for another it might mean "I'm gonna save this forever and ever" and for another person it could mean "hey I think you're cool and I agree with this" same for boosting, people think it's "I want to share this" and others think it's "I want to say this in your voice" and for others it's "this needs to be heard by my followers in particular" and it's just... a whole thing even replies are complicated, do they mean you want to say what you feel or are they part of the post now, and should be curated by the original poster? it's too complicated! ... how are you overwhelmed by reading and responding with three little buttons, it's not that hard dummy okay but maybe I'm just dum ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/2055 --- ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┐ ║ I wish we could put our friends on social media into directories │ ║ │ ║ like on IRC how you have chat servers, except unfortunately they're owned by │ ║ another and sort of a common space. │ ║ │ ║ why don't we just host our own IRC servers and only publish what WE SAY. NOT │ ║ WHAT OTHERS SAY, NOT A CHATROOM, but a BULLETIN BOARD. Like a Facebook │ ║ timeline before they wrecked it. │ ║ │ ║ something you subscribe to │ ║ │ ║ and ping for updates │ ║ │ ║ every time you turn your computer on │ ║ │ ║ or every 15 minutes. │ ║ │ ║ unless, of course, you leave your IP address, │ ║ │ ║ in which case the boardcaster can ping you. Just a simple package saying "hey │ ║ I got news for you" and they could ping back and say "yo what's up" and │ ║ download whatever you had in mind. │ ║ │ ║ or, wait 15 minutes. Either or. Both would work, especially if the user's not │ ║ reading through their social media feed. │ ║ │ ║ ... anyway by putting friends into directories, you could categorize them │ ║ according to project. Like various group chats in your team-of-team's room. │ ║ Various different threads you could follow if you │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴──────────┘ --- #7 fediverse_boost/3435 --- ◀─╔══════════════════════[BOOST]═══════════════════════──────────────────────────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ You may not be aware of the economics of Mastodon if you're used to Twitter, or Insta, or Facebook. │ ║ ║ │ │ ║ ║ │ Please - go look at the /about page for whatever server you're on, and see who's running it and now to contribute, financially. │ ║ ║ │ │ ║ ║ │ You are not the product on Mastdon. Your information is not being sold to other companies or advertisers. So your activity here *costs the person running your service money*. It's often a person, not company. │ ║ ║ │ │ ║ ║ │ If you value Mastodon, and you can, please cover your cost. │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────╝─▶ --- #8 fediverse/967 --- ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ the reason I say that is because if you block someone, they can continue to │ ║ alter the dynamic of the environment you're in even if you don't personally │ ║ see them. │ ║ │ ║ this is fine if you want to maximize ad views, but on the fediverse nobody │ ║ cares about buying products. │ ║ │ ║ this is fine if you want to maximize engagement, because new people (who │ ║ havent yet gotten upset with the person) will engage and fight them. As they │ ║ should. But eventually, if the person's a troll or a goon, they'll get tired │ ║ of it and block them too. Thus the goon never has to face more than a few at a │ ║ time, especially if there's quite a few trolls on board with their target. │ ║ │ ║ this is fine if you don't mind the water slowly acidifying, like the fish who │ ║ have no choice because they don't know how to grow legs and walk like real │ ║ animals (what a bunch of scrubs) │ ║ │ ║ some people don't want to invest time in figuring out where to go next. How │ ║ many people will hear of Mastodon when Twitter is fully vacated of cool people? │ ║ │ ║ Tell your friends IRL about us │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴──────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/2144 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── I have this friend who's in a different mastodon ecosystem and apparently he tried commenting on some of my posts but like, they didn't show up on my end? how weird. Kinda shattered my perception of this place as a free and open society where everyone could rely on everyone else to be who they said they were based on publically available accounts that they share with their friends who know them by their face and name ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/1604 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── is it against fedi law to post screenshots of your past liked posts? like, would that be doxxing people? I'm thinking like a "youtube rewind" but like, "here's what I'm into" and like "I could have boosted them but I put them in a 25mb zip file instead so you can share them more easily which tbh is a greater honor than being boosted because, like, as long as you're alive that hard drive's gonna follow you and someday in like 30 years I'll see it and think of you" but also "aren't you scared that this hard drive of yours will fall into the wrong hands" and like "yeah that's why I encrypt it because then a stray neutrino could wipe my drive" ... would that be unethical, or would it be kinda sweet and give us a perspective on what a single slice of the "fediverse" was like at a particular time? And better question, would that be something worth automating because I already did like 60% of that for my own posts, could probably just tweak it to do liked posts as well. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/1410 --- ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┐ ║ whoa, what time is it? "time for your daily sleeping babe" yes babe... │ ║ │ ║ but first, some horror [beware the psycherwaul, for she likes to dream and has │ ║ no idea what she's talking about] │ ║ │ ║ {why would you post these all at once? people are going to get pissed at you │ ║ for breaking rules that you didn't know. And by "you" I of course mean "the │ ║ kind of people you are, not you in particular because you know things" and by │ ║ "kind of people you are" I mean "the type of person who spends enough time on │ ║ the internet to know how internet things generally work" like my goodness │ ║ internet people are dramatic. There's sooooo much drama all the time, like... │ ║ why │ ║ │ ║ oh yeah because people are dramatic. duh. How could I be so vain. │ ║ │ ║ what's your deal │ ║ │ ║ is it wrong to post links to things you've written in the past? ehh it's not │ ║ like there's rules on the sidebar like on Reddit or whatever. what would a │ ║ sidebar even look like on Mastodon? │ ║ │ ║ oh yeah, a person's profile. Except, the consent is backwards, because people │ ║ hear what they hear. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┴──────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/4521 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── I have between one and ten hundred visits to my website every day, but I don't really post it anywhere new anymore. I also have zero followers on Neocities. On Mastodon, I have ~70 followers, most of whom are inactive. Seventy is a good amount, a normal amount, a reasonable amount, an unsuspicious amount, and yet every time I see someone wearing the colors I can't help but wonder if they know me. I'm too busy being furious to be lonely. I used to be, before I realized how important I am. How important? Just as much as you are, I know it. I'm a sprinter. I didn't spec into endurance at character creation. Nobody chastises the mage for skipping leg day. I act in fits and bursts. I am sharp like a scalpel, but needles dull just a bit when piercing the lid of the HRT. Good thing I'm not made out of metal, I can bend myself back into place, so long as everyone else can keep pace. I don't know who needs to hear this, but you do. you are crucial. Listen to this. Care for yourself and for others, do it for u ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/4831 --- ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┐ ║ the neat thing about mastodon is someone can just... bookmark your profile │ ║ page and always keep track of what you're up to by going through their firefox │ ║ tabs and checking people one-by-one │ ║ │ ║ could also have like, several different tabs open, one for each profile you │ ║ post from. │ ║ │ ║ "oh on twitter you can only have one account, but Mastodon you can have as │ ║ many as you want" │ ║ │ ║ I have one account │ ║ │ ║ this account │ ║ │ ║ I'm nobody else │ ║ │ ║ just me │ ║ │ ║ just here, │ ║ │ ║ and my neocities page. │ ║ │ ║ sometimes I post things on facebook. But only political things that are pretty │ ║ normie for my family and stuff. Things that make sense to "regular" people or │ ║ whatever. │ ║ │ ║ like, c'mon, they're normal too. You just gotta listen to them when they tell │ ║ you their heart. which they don't often do. Why would they? you're from far │ ║ away! plus they're all friends from high school, so whatever, right? │ ║ │ ║ ... sorry got off track. anyways the point is I only have one account on │ ║ Mastodon so I pretty much could go wherever I choose. │ ║ │ ║ like... I'll just make another one~ │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┴──────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/1612 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── @user-1040 also, I miss most of the names and faces in this archive and I think it'd be neat to say "oh yeah I remember them because it wasn't so long ago and it's weird how they're not around these days but I forgot about them because their profile pic changed or maybe they stopped using mastodon or whatever" - idk it feels empty sometimes because your follow list is always growing, but the number of people who post seems to always go down. Or maybe I just read Mastodon at unfortunate times when there's nothing going on. Who can say ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/2741 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── @user-1349 I think it'd be neat if you could "subscribe" to instances like on Reddit and see their "local" feeds all in one place like a front page could make it tough though when people like me post like 20 different types of things on one instance ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/1291 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursed-fedi-advice-teehee │ └───────────────────────────────┘ if you want to share a post without the "fedi algorithm" (as in, the machine learning bots who scrape the open web) then share something that's simple and benign but located close to your desired message. Include a symbol or something for your followers that means "go here and poke around a bit, you'll find what I'm pointing at" alternatively, for a different effect, you can boost things that are saying the words you want to say but in a different context. Like someone posts something that says "wow so cool" in like a judgey way but you boost it in response to something someone else said but like in a "dude that's radical" kinda way ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse_boost/6155 --- ◀─╔═══════════════════════════════[BOOST]═════════════════════════════════───────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ If I were a person with an irresponsible streak, I could be so problematic. │ ║ ║ │ │ ║ ║ │ I could say things like, "wow, let's spend some time generating traffic that sounds like coded military speak over not-quite-secure channels between fanciful antifa units, to help stymie AI surveillance", for instance. │ ║ ║ │ │ ║ ║ │ Or social media messages that are "accidentally" not made to friends-only filters wherein you mention your concerns about the upcoming operation in "some fictional place" for you and your antifa buddies. │ ║ ║ │ │ ║ ║ │ You know, that kind of really irresponsible suggestion could lead to some creaive thinking! And that in turn could mean we could come up with enough traffic to make it very difficult to auto-sort noise from signal? Imagine how dangerous that could be for the enemies of antifa, our beloved US government (for we all citizens of the US world). │ ║ ║ │ │ ║ ║ │ It's unthinkable, really. │ ║ ║ │ │ ║ ║ │ The good news is, I'm not like that. │ ║ ║ │ │ ║ ║ │ Me? Mostly harmless. │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧───────╝─▶ --- #18 messages/233 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── With this capability we could organize based on common interests. A person might see a link on a mastodon server and comment on it there, in a public forum with their comments limited to people within 50km or 25 miles of where they currently were. No other clients would receive a downloaded version of their comment, meaning the data simply wouldn't flow to others beyond that region. Every time they logged in the syncing software would attempt to share their words with whoever would listen. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/2030 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── Building community without structure is kinda like being a quest-giving non-player character in World of Warcraft. I don't mean that you stand around waiting for a player to wander nearby before shouting at them to do what you want. Not like that. Building community without structure is more like meeting someone randomly, knowing them for longer than a bus ride or a baseball game, and once you've decided that they're cool saying "hey there's someone you might like to meet." If they're into it, then talk to the other person, and see if they want to make a new friend. Try not to recommend someone who has a lot on their mind. If they hit it off, great! If not, oh well! Worst case scenario the coffee shop only sells two drinks. If you're gregarious enough, after a while you might even have enough people for a potluck. Just don't forget to keep adding, and eventually it'll start to feel more communal. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/4034 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: bep │ └──────────────────────┘ Mastodon feels so personal but, like, nobody's gonna invite you to a new instance. You gotta go where you think you'll fit in. change your name! get a new profile pic! make 10 accounts! who cares! nobody cares, and that's a good thing! It means you can be whoever you want! wherever you want! in whatever place you want! Do you have a catgirl persona? great! go mewl with the catgirls and wink at the catboys. Do you have an artistic side? great! Mastodon is your new gallery. Do you like politics? there's places out there for you! Where you don't even need to CW your posts! (But you probably should so that external people can boost you) Do you want a 500 person large dating pool for people in an area who want to chill out and have sex? Great there's a place for you! No place? MAKE THE PLACE! Be your own administrator! Carve your mark in the world and say "this is who and how I wanted to be in this 21st century!" History demands it! History demands that we rellish their sacrifices! Celebrate, for their sake! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘ |