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 @user-192 
 
 ....... yeah you're probably right. I could never get it working for some
 reason. Only Alsa worked, and Alsa is arcane to configure :ms_confused:
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 @user-883 
 
 Pretty sure I use ALSA, but I might have installed Pulseaudio for
 compatibility reasons. I'll see
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--- #2 fediverse/1227 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 sound on Linux is so complicated :ms_confused:​
 
 EDIT: Linux is so complicated
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--- #3 fediverse/4308 ---
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 :ms_confused:
255 boosts  422 favorites
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--- #4 fediverse/1246 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 hehe if I don't understand how it works it's difficult for me to use things.
 My Linux friends get so exasperated with me because I'm like "cool script
 gimme like 2 days to figure it out" and they're like "bro just use these
 flags" and I'm like "no"
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--- #5 fediverse/1890 ---
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 I always get a little suspicious when my machine pseudo-randomly starts
 running the fans super loud and when I open my resource monitor they suddenly
 drop to silent
 
 like... bro what are you hiding
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--- #6 fediverse/4799 ---
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 just compiled my digital writing and apparently I've written about 60,000
 lines of 80 characters :ms_confused:
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--- #7 fediverse/572 ---
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 Hi, I'm learning about semaphores right now and trying to explain them to a
 friend. But I only sorta understand how they work - can anyone look at this
 pseudocode and tell me if I'm on the right track?
Some C pseudocode working through the semaphore design pattern. Here's the text of the pseudocode:  /* no lock example */  void start_thread(int* x) {   *x += 1; }  int main() {   int x = 0;   for (1000 times){     start_thread(&x);   }   print(x); }  /* in this case you have no idea what will print because thread A will take x and be like "ah yes it's 423" and then in the next instruction it'll be like "I'll increment this to be 424" and in the next one it'll say "okay now it's time to store 424 in the variable X" but like... there's a thousand threads all doing that at the same time, so odds are you'll have 5 that are like "ah yes this is 423 I'll set it to 424" */  /* not a good plan. Need a lock, so only one thread can use it at once. */ /* mutex example: */  void start_thread(int* x, int* x_mutex) {   *x += 1;   *x_mutex = 0; }  int main() {   int x = 0;   int x_mutex = 0;   for (1000 times){     while (x_mutex != 0){ } /* do nothing */     x_mutex = thread_id;     start_thread(&x, &x_mutex);   }   print(x); }  /* this should print 1000, but it's basically as slow as doing it single threaded. */  #define MAX 10  void start_thread(int* x, int* x_semaphore) {   *x += 1;   *x_semaphore += 1; }  int main() {   int x[MAX];   int x_semaphore = MAX;   for (1000 times) {     for (int i = 0; i < MAX; i++) {       x_semaphore -= 1;       start_thread(&x[i], &x_semaphore);     }     while (x_semaphore != MAX) { } /* do nothing */   }   int value = sum(x, MAX);   print(value); }
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 I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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--- #9 fediverse/2894 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 I wonder if anyone's working on a "Wayland for audio" thing to replace Alsa /
 Pulse / PIpewire?
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--- #10 messages/213 ---
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 Maybe I'm just woefully arcane?
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--- #11 fediverse/1473 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 yeah uhhhh the one you helped me setup. The error is just "connection refused"
 because it "could not write header for output file" because of incorrect input
 parameters, but I don't think I changed anything since we used it a couple
 weeks ago. Have you seen any errors like that?
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--- #12 messages/940 ---
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 *perfect*, we solved computation - just become a computer! easy!
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--- #13 fediverse_boost/6405 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  maybe i should just work on my memoir...                                    
  
                                                            
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--- #14 fediverse/38 ---
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 @user-36 ideally you'd convert to an arbitrary base (in this case 9) and shift
 from there, but shifting two places might work. idk I haven't thought about it.
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--- #15 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #16 fediverse/2750 ---
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 @user-246 @user-570 
 
 or "what button do you want to use for "yes I want to configure my keybinds"?
 Push "start" to use the default"
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--- #17 fediverse/1221 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 either that or I might get lost in some C code we'll see how things develop
 >.>
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--- #18 fediverse/3856 ---
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 I'm tired of working as hard as I can and still ending up wrong
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--- #19 fediverse/5247 ---
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 the hardest problem in computer science is figuring out why users do what they
 do.
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 @user-570 
 
 you could also just lie to the computer
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