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 I always get a little suspicious when my machine pseudo-randomly starts
 running the fans super loud and when I open my resource monitor they suddenly
 drop to silent
 
 like... bro what are you hiding
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 I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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--- #2 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #3 messages/511 ---
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 That feeling when running a command on my laptop causes the fans to spin up on
 my desktop...!
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--- #4 fediverse/2729 ---
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 haha it's always as soon as I open my resource monitor, the fans die down xD
screenshot of a resource monitor where there's a sharp vertical line right as the program is opened and the graph starts, implying the task given to the CPU was cancelled as soon as the resource monitor was opened
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 every time I update my system, it breaks.
 
 kinda makes me think they do that on purpose so that you spend all your time
 up to date and that way they can quickly patch in and out security flaws fast
 enough that nobody notices.
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--- #6 fediverse/3123 ---
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 using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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 that feeling when your computers are just fucked and it's like... whatever,
 computers are fucked, I don't give a fuck
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--- #8 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #9 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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 @user-882 
 
 it's a security hole though
 
 yeah... there ya go...
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--- #11 fediverse/3097 ---
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 naturally occurring computers would never produce wires, or liquid cooling, or
 anything that ever required any sort of configuration or external
 environmental conditions.
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--- #12 fediverse/3282 ---
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 I hate how fragile Linux is
 
 It deserves to be strong and durable
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #14 fediverse_boost/6017 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Linux admins when they have to use Windows: :/                              
                                                                              
  Windows admins when they have to use Linux: :\                              
  
                                                            
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 The machine cult is just when everyone's job is building and maintaining the
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 what if we could record and playback certain timeframes of our CPU and RAM
 status and use it for debug purposes
 
 like running some code in a VM every time you wanted to show a youtube video
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 @user-883 @user-192 
 
 I don't update my kernel more than like, once every few months, so maybe that
 would be something to look into! how scriptable is it?
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--- #18 fediverse/4751 ---
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
 is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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--- #20 fediverse_boost/5808 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I hate when I get a little distracted and forget to do anything for many years  
  
                                                            
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