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 every time I update my system, it breaks.
 
 kinda makes me think they do that on purpose so that you spend all your time
 up to date and that way they can quickly patch in and out security flaws fast
 enough that nobody notices.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 every time I update my system I can't help but think "okay THIS is the time
 they sneak a keylogger or screen recorder or whatever in" and like... there's
 no way I'd ever know, I just want Steam to work again, it was working
 yesterday, NOTHING CHANGED, STEAM, SO WHY do I gotta risk a keylogger by
 updating my system for the first time in 3+ months
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--- #2 messages/770 ---
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 There are some pieces of software where you think "oh cool, what did they
 update?" and then there are some like "oh god... What did they update?"
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 @user-883 @user-192 
 
 I don't update my kernel more than like, once every few months, so maybe that
 would be something to look into! how scriptable is it?
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--- #4 fediverse/3123 ---
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 using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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--- #5 fediverse/1762 ---
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 This was the first bash script I ever wrote.
 
 It's been updated a little, it was a bash alias first, but this is what it
 looks like now.
 
 Kinda shows what kinds of problems I needed to solve most.
A bash script that plays a random episode of Adventure Time from a terminal.
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--- #6 fediverse/1890 ---
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 I always get a little suspicious when my machine pseudo-randomly starts
 running the fans super loud and when I open my resource monitor they suddenly
 drop to silent
 
 like... bro what are you hiding
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--- #7 fediverse/4967 ---
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 um I mean:
 
 There are some pieces of software where you think "oh cool, what did they
 update?" and then there are some like "oh god... What did they update?"
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--- #8 fediverse/4900 ---
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 if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
 code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
 at once
 
 [statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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--- #9 fediverse/1616 ---
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 they say learning Linux is hard, but it's the only free operating system so
 really it's a question of learning Linux now, when you have time, or later,
 when you're busy.
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--- #10 fediverse/2120 ---
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 sometimes I think performing my art was just an excuse to use Linux. At least,
 some of my art.
 
 But hey, I'm not complaining, it's awesome.
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--- #11 fediverse/3890 ---
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 Linux is great! It can do anything you want it to.
 
 Except that thing you want it to do. Why don't you go fix it? It's not hard,
 all you have to do is run these configure files or operate this doohickey and
 BAM suddenly you got apes writing machine gun regulation software
 
 [I don't think those two things are related]
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 @user-1286 
 
 I totally agree! Every time I install new software I write an "update" and
 "run" script so that I can easily use software that I haven't touched in a
 while.
 
 once I started doing that the usability of my system went way up. Unless they
 change the installation requirements, grrrrrrr
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--- #13 fediverse/4728 ---
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 every time a software project changes it's installation method I have to
 update my install and update scripts which I wrote explicitly so I don't have
 to go to their website and tell the world that I'm thinking about using this
 particular piece of software
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 ah nuts, they replaced my LLM setup with one that outputs gibberish. I swear
 it was working just a moment ago, and I didn't change it's configuration at
 all, and it's local only... right? so uh that's weird, surely it's not because
 they altered some value somewhere that I have no access to
 
 eh, maybe the newest technologies are overrated. At least, the software ones.
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 why would I want other people using my computer? They don't know how to use my
 computer! They might break something or mess something up or automatically
 read/edit my files that are stored in standard locations through the usage of
 a script which automagically scans and ransomwares machines on the internet
 who store their files in specific standardized locations! no thank you.
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 @user-882 
 
 it's a security hole though
 
 yeah... there ya go...
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 neat
the website Ephemeren has 100,008 followers as of 5 days ago. There are 0 people who follow the website on Neocities, it's all external traffic.
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--- #18 messages/712 ---
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 Linux doesn't teach you to to build a perfect system. It's always breaking,
 after all.
 
 It teaches you to rehearse.
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 I love it when wine doesn't work because it "failed to open program.exe"
 
 ... okay, can you tell me why it failed?
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--- #20 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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