=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 @user-1233 
 
 depends on if I'm in the woods, and, uh... 10 years younger than I am now.
 Geez it's been a while.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/2937 ---
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 If I could see myself today when I was 10 years younger I'd think
 
 "holy shit... why can't I be like that today??"
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--- #2 fediverse/3414 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 Yep! I lived on a homestead until I was 10ish years old, and while I didn't
 have many chores, they still had to be done.
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--- #3 fediverse/3426 ---
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 my grandpa died. now I have none.
 
 I realized I miss old people. I miss their friendly culture.
 
 I realized I hadn't talked to him for a decade or so. He didn't know I
 transitioned.
 
 I wonder if he missed me. I realized he missed seeing who I became. Is it
 unfair of me to not give him the opportunity to know me? truly?
 
 ... I am quite different now than I was 10 years ago. He probably doesn't
 remember.
 
 I miss him, but I hardly knew him. I don't like that feeling.
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--- #4 messages/146 ---
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 maybe if I slept until the end of time,
 I'd do better on the way back.
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--- #5 messages/1388 ---
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 I spend time on Reddit because it feels like a conversation. Well, it used to.
 Now it's... different.
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--- #6 fediverse/1412 ---
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 reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
 gets younger every year
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--- #7 messages/373 ---
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 that moment when you swear you see your messages changing under your
 fingertips, long after you've written them
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--- #8 fediverse/2858 ---
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 I've had the same zit on the middle back of my neck for like, 6 months now, at
 least. how weird right
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--- #9 fediverse/2511 ---
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 my bike has been squeaking. I should be kinder with it when going over curbs.
 It's an old guy, older than I!
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--- #10 fediverse/1895 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day.
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--- #11 fediverse/4940 ---
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 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #12 fediverse/3088 ---
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 growing up, I wasn't around kids my age. So my standards were "as good as an
 adult"
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--- #13 messages/1485 ---
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 I was such a different person a year ago. And I was twice as different two
 years ago. Throughout it all, I am connected by the thread of my life, and I
 could be those people again, if only the context would present itself.
 
 Who was I when I met you? Eh I think I'll be this way today. The clothes make
 the man, and I wear a hat.
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--- #14 fediverse/5719 ---
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 I love dispatch tables! which is a term I just learned and a concept I have
 been using for a while.
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 I want to live in a world where people die when they're bored instead of old.
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--- #16 fediverse/1243 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 hey sorry for ditching you yesterday, hope you had a good night ^_^
 
 I feel much better today.
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--- #17 fediverse/4489 ---
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 I miss my cat, but now that it's dark I can go looking for her again. : )
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--- #18 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #19 fediverse/132 ---
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 and though I am perfect, I'm better than none of you.
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--- #20 fediverse/4546 ---
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 oh no she's in one of her bipolar moods
 
 um. I'm just gonna log off till it's done, ttyl
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