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@user-1201 @user-1074
Store bought is nice if that's all you can find in your area, but a real
homemade decapitator-device is truly a joy to build with your hands
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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made something, dunno why but sometimes you just gotta let fate guide your
pen-shaped-sword or whatever.
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Um I should mention that the waterproof leather hat I mentioned earlier is
styled like a cowboy hat not like a French penis. (what a weird way to say
dildo)
Trust me it'll look great if you do it right if not ill show you how to do it
right
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"That knife won't help"
"I bet I can get your eye"
*goes for the balls instead*
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@user-217
lightsaber construction
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it's often better to take two knives to a knife fight than a gun to a knife
fight
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It's always better to take a knife to a fist fight than a gun to a riot night.
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@user-570
smart. mine is just thick wool about half an inch thick. it manages to stand
up all on it's own because it's a stiff fabric.
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Do things that fate doesn't expect, and you can reconnect the threads of the
wire after it has been cut.
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@user-1839
the trick is to just make it and point people toward it as if it's supposed to
be there.
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When you get the sudden urge to give away all your possessions you know you've
invented something they're gonna wanna kill you for and make it look like
suicide
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@user-243
now I'm going to start doing that
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oh, two more things I forgot that I made yesterday.
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I am not personally prepared for violence, but that doesn't mean I won't tell
you why to do it.
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I think it's about time I printed this thing
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@user-1150
if you know how and have access to certain hand tools that are typically found
in suburban dad garages (but not in a toolkit bought from target or whatever)
you can turn any semi-automatic rifle into a fully automatic one.
It's highly illegal, but it's technically possible.
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if you have to sanitize, use a bit of vodka too LOL
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*I want to make evil things and sell them to rich people to cause them to have
a change of heart*
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"it's a cheap piece of aluminum."
not to me. to me it's a wedding ring.
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@user-1086
... good idea...!
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@user-192
saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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I'm a big fan of my skeleton
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The gallow is more merciful than a lynching, but only just.
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@user-192
I'm gonna make some right now : )
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@user-192
... then let me give my money to the people who actually made the damned
thing...
Ah that's the tricky part, isn't it?
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I am a memetic blacksmith, forging weapons of war
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lumber is such a flexible substance. I love it so much.
[just make sure it doesn't rot]
oh true so, like, make sure you have the right sealants and stuff
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you can laminate things with packing tape if you need to. It's more time
consuming than a laminator but the result is decent enough.
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@user-1024
....... you might want to distill it, first......
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Tip: save your twist ties. All of them.
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This gun is my sword
This blade is my weapon
And my foes will lay before me
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ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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