=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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can you imagine if cows made cheese instead of milk
and you had to squeeze it out of their udders like easy-cheeze
[why would you say such a thing]
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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@user-1370
wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #2 fediverse/3965 ---
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maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #3 fediverse/94 ---
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@user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
difficult. : )
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--- #4 fediverse/733 ---
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ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #6 fediverse/829 ---
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you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #7 fediverse/5818 ---
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all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
shef had been making
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--- #8 fediverse/4878 ---
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OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
strikes back part twoooooo
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--- #9 fediverse/2776 ---
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@user-192
saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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--- #10 fediverse/347 ---
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cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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You know how cream of mushroom soup is hardly ever eaten as soup? Find your
own tricks like that.
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--- #12 fediverse/1771 ---
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if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #14 fediverse/1112 ---
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@user-78
elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #15 fediverse/3514 ---
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@user-579
maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
brownie points
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you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #17 fediverse/194 ---
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@user-168 hehehehehehe witch cackles I told you it was a nightmare
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◀─╔═════════════════════════════[BOOST]═══════════════════════════════───────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ unhinged rants per random number │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───┴───────╝─▶
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a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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I love cream of mushroom soup! It's so flexible, you can add it to a lot of
dishes and unless you make a few crucial mistakes, it's gonna turn out great!
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I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
package (without seasoning)
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--- #22 fediverse/3776 ---
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #23 fediverse/1588 ---
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@user-1035
Even better if you say "you do you too"
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why does eggnog taste American to me???
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--- #25 fediverse/3531 ---
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I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it
:ms_confused:
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--- #26 fediverse/2290 ---
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@user-1153
congratulations, you invented humanoid robots! And hey they come in so many
shapes and colors, plus you can run them on nothing but rice, beans, and
nutrient paste. They're quite efficient at their jobs!
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@user-1573
... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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@user-1201
perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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Did you know you can use Cheetos (or just chips) as a condiment/garnish? Be
creative 🥰
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--- #31 fediverse/357 ---
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@user-5
and mobile users who accidentally type . instead of [space] or something like
that which is easy to mistakenly press on some keyboards
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--- #32 fediverse/1093 ---
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you could have two neighbors living in completely separate halves of the
nation and you'd never know
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--- #33 fediverse/3626 ---
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ritz why would you say this
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when people need you but don't believe in you, it's easy to find it difficult
to get out of bed.
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better to smell like the river than the city.
(Yuck. Gross.)
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born to write xlock screensavers
cursed to shitpost
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programming makes you smarter which is why we should teach it to everyone we
can
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what if: icecream made out of nutrients and edible toothpaste instead of sugar
and fat
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don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
[it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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don't feed bread to birds, it absorbs their stomach acid and expands in their
tummy and makes them feel full when they're not. Then they get confused why
they don't have energy when they need it.
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--- #41 fediverse/87 ---
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│ CW: scary-hypnotic-trance - - - politics-entropy-philosophy │
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🖼
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--- #42 fediverse/3197 ---
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@user-1259
pee
tee
hee
you
can't
stop
mee
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dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
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a loaf of bread, a hunk of cheese, and a pile of berries.
an excellent breakfast.
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--- #45 fediverse/354 ---
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@user-258
do pickles count as a fluid?
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--- #46 fediverse/1547 ---
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@user-217
big bang, big crunch, viewed looking down the spine of time
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--- #47 fediverse/771 ---
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@user-192
yeeeesh that sounds like a hornets nest. impossible to untangle, like a rats
nest! I prefer my homes like a robin's nest, neat, orderly, and made to design.
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--- #48 fediverse/5018 ---
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if you want to do communism in a city, you must first buy a parking lot.
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They don't build toll roads to abstract taxes. They build them to keep track
of where you're going.
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--- #50 fediverse/989 ---
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3/20
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--- #51 fediverse/2260 ---
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cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
eat your vegetables when you can.
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lol I spent half an hour holding a trowel and then I designed a new type of
digging instrument
and they want me to work a job /eyeroll
/stickey-outey-tonguey-face/pics/all/total/* -ffvagrnbeexey --no-menus 14
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Do you ever wonder why you can't remember anything after being stoned? Why the
words you write down, oh so profound in the moment, turn to silliness and
illusion upon coming off your high mont-vantage? Of course, dear reader,
because all things are defined in waves.
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Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of pumping oil out of the ground,
we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
thousand years
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--- #55 fediverse/1736 ---
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worcestersure sauce and soyaki, surprisingly decent combination
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--- #56 fediverse/3266 ---
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how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
html?
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--- #57 fediverse/1202 ---
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@user-882
true, and that was somehow seen as progressive ? ? ? The past was wild
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--- #58 fediverse/365 ---
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@user-269
oh you mean like gmail? hmmmm something something don't be evil
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--- #59 fediverse/5350 ---
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honestly we should be building cities in the most boring locations, not the
most beautiful.
like below the crust.
or space.
the surface is a pleasuredome, why waste it on scrubland and turf?
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my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
other people who visit the house.
but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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--- #61 fediverse/4658 ---
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... and then things got turned up to eleven
what were they at before?
... eleven. why do you ask?
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--- #62 fediverse/1414 ---
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they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
and cucumbers
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4/20
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darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
from the internet which I missed dearly
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#CDCsays to always cheese the cat when they need it
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go to sleep what's wrong with you jeezzzz
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What if wind was fake and its really the ghost of the waves from the shore?
What if trees moved on their own, to gesture at the feelings around them? What
if the sky was home to the clouds, and we who look upward are given the treat
to know them?
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Wikipedia would make a lot more sense to me if they included pictures next to
the names of every proper noun so that my pictorally oriented primate brain
might pattern match meaning onto the visual understandings gleaned from the
perceptual conceiving which were arrayed within and alongside the textual
information presented to me.
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"cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
as I reach for my chopsticks
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harsh lessons of adulthood - sometimes food is not eaten for the taste, but
rather for how it will make you feel slightly better in the next few days.
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what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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if I were princess or queen of a far off land called sevastavan, would you
make me your queen? 930
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◀─╔═════════════════════[BOOST]═══════════════════════───────────────────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ Be the cringe you want to see in the world. │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────╝─▶
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anything with layers is an open-faced sandwich
or a pizza in disguise
rawr ex dee
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I want to make evil things and sell them to rich people to cause them to have
a change of heart
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{[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
that you do,
leave that situation
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I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
she wanted more.
what have I done.
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I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
seen by everyone around.
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America 🥰
The United States of 😒
America day 🤩
America day with PTSD 🥴
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@user-1010
kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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@user-1839
the trick is to just make it and point people toward it as if it's supposed to
be there.
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hmmmm I should probably put this in "things I almost posted"
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eat another pickle
you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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if the devil gave you false paradise since birth,
why would you not seek to destroy it?
if an angel gave you an easy hell on earth,
why would you not seek to deface it?
if your ancestors put you on the path to success,
would you follow them and forever do the same?
if your family urged you to study rocket science,
would you bomb indescriminately?
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@user-1024
....... you might want to distill it, first......
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@user-1074
why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
dummies will believe you wink
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... sorry, forgot to content warning that last one. I'm kinda using this
format like a twitch stream... how [weird, strange, perceiving, perplexing,
confusing]
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what if words were made up and we communicated in plausible deniabilities
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@user-699 @user-78
I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
thoughts
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it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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@user-883
they liiiiike you 😋
maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #98 fediverse/3696 ---
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why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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--- #99 fediverse/1334 ---
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│ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #100 fediverse/920 ---
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bring back savory teas, where did they go
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don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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I love it when wine doesn't work because it "failed to open program.exe"
... okay, can you tell me why it failed?
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did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
at meditating?
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witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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naturally occurring computers would never produce wires, or liquid cooling, or
anything that ever required any sort of configuration or external
environmental conditions.
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you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
for when secrecy is intended.
OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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one sec gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
lemme think
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It's easy to stop cringing at others, but how the heck do you stop cringing at
yourself?? it's impossible!!
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I wish I could go outside and see how things are going.
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ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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neat
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sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
I hope that's okay
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can you imagine if carbon dating didn't work the way we thought it did
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most people, when they run out of toothpaste:
"oh huh I should buy more"
me, when I run out of toothpaste:
"verily in three monthes time, when I shall next possess toothpaste, I shall
forsoothe brush TWICE as hard and TWICE as often, to make up for the holes
inflicted upon my teeth. Innest addittioneth, no more candy shallest be
eateneth untileth ye toothpasteth be acquiredeth"
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"mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
"sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
the kirby's air ride at home:
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--- #116 fediverse/1354 ---
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whose idea was it to optimize our candy toward the ones with the most sugar?
[wait a minute I got like 4 toots written but not posted, what the heck where
did they come from? I'm gonna post them without reading them]
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--- #117 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─╔══════════════════════════[BOOST]════════════════════════════─────────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head. │║║││║║│ Either one is fine. │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┴───────╝─▶
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if you sit down to write and nothing comes to mind, then either nothing needs
to be said or maybe you should spend time reading instead.
... okey dokey, time to read I guess.
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--- #119 fediverse/5748 ---
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...zzzZZZzzz...
whyyyyyy am I so sleeeeepy oh yeah it's this human form, I gotta feed it and
water it and rest it and take care of it and it's totally worth it
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don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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I once heard that when you click a link, the developer of the website can tell
which website you came from. idk if that's true or not.
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you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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--- #123 fediverse/3118 ---
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│ CW: politics │
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they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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--- #124 bluesky#38 ---
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thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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@user-285
It's soos. uh... can you repeat that?
sure! it's soos. (d)uh.
still not coming through clearly. Do you mean SUSE or SUSE?
I hear they prefer susu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLdexZlVkAY
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Anyway here's what i came to say:
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@user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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you can revolute whenever you want to.
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@user-1636
... Is that already a thing? I should look around more, teehee
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◀─╔═══════════════════════════════[BOOST]═════════════════════════════════───────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ If you can, try to reduce how dependent you are on evil organisations to get by day-to-day │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧───────╝─▶
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Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
when
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listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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interesting times in peaceful times: 😎
interesting times in interesting times: 🥴
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@user-367
I figured, based on what you said : )
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@user-214 so you know where to find what you need to know
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@user-507
meow
now there's just a few more
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hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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@user-192
is it weird that I pictured a can of diced tomatoes from Costco sitting in a
salad? strained of course
juicy dressing 🥴
[self indulgent writing, apologies]
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it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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cops think we're gullible, just saying
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what if we genetically engineered cat fur to taste [good/bad] to cats and
[good/bad] to humans
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when someone deletes what they were typing and starts over, that means they
have something more to share and you should try and figure out what it is with
questions.
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@user-661
so, you should strive to be compassionate and honest, in order to keep fear
from ruling your life?
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daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the
internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors
for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and
make friends
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why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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why don't we teach git in high school?
oh yeah, because microsoft word is not plain text.
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Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and
want to still eat it" sauce?
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@user-274 @user-275
ouch why did that hit so close to home T.T
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okay flag is cool and all but what if
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okay flag is cool and all but what if
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they should make a loaf of bread that's just butts and another type of loaf of
bread that has the crust already cut off
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everyone's paying attention to you Ritz, why are you self destructing?
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I tripped onto the light rail tracks today while a train was near
I can't believe how fucking useless I am
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what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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you can't just tell people you're enlightened. You gotta trick them, and
convince them you're sane first.
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humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
do
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jan soweli
[stolen from reddit]
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low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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[Audio: ramblings-of-a-whackadoodle.wav]
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@user-633
:O
I'm vegetarian, but this reminded me that I could just put bouillon in boiling
water and drink that xD
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what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
unremarkable at your leisure.
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what if instead of shredding our cardboard boxes and melting them down into
fertilizer or whatever we instead gave them to homeless people
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I can always tell when people who believe in me start thinking of me because I
start feeling the urge to do pushups
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okay but why has nobody ever approached AI from a game design perspective like
seriously there should be researchers who are multidisciplined in this kind of
thing
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so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
they like their life.
their ONLY life.
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socks are a lie drafted by big thread to get us to invest in knitting machines
so we don't have to buy our own footwear at the store
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@user-28 I think about this a lot
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I legitimately think computers should write code and software engineers should
write legislation and lawyers should resolve problem tickets made by aggrieved
citizens while judges do their best to just keep the boat floating
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phew this is what happens when you make your morning pages public. gonna eat
some pizza instead of this nonsense.
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@user-162 you're right! otherwise it wouldn't be forced : )
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what if we made vitamin cheetos
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adding dashes to your text - like - this - is a punctuation choice, not
formatting or grammar.
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@user-579
vegetables = nutrients? and oatmeal is a soup, right?
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@user-883
you can always throw that resume at the next job too!
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@user-1153
what kind of meta are you referring to? instance stuff?
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why am i here T.T
oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
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you can only vote with your words if your words sway your audience.
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if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
mathematics are wrong.
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do pushups
and squats
and planks
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what if you could make multiple mastodon accounts in the UI and sort your
followers into bins that corresponded to which account you wanted to see and
switch between with the push of a button
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@user-95
that makes sense to me!
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@user-1429
do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
and leave it in a public place or~
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Hey. Are you bored on this lovely Saturday afternoon? Why not go and tidy up
your cable management? I know it's a rats nest but it's gotta get better
somehow.
ritz, it's Monday.
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"you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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good thing they can turn off their empathy module haha now they can torture
them as they please
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@user-246
or why they'd ban you without fighting you, trying to change your mind
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I love the game Mechabellum! It's flexes the same parts of your brain as
chess, while being SO much more fun to watch.
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🖼
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don't think about how rare something is. think about how useful it is to you.
we can make more stuff.
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@user-246
what if you were tho
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this is why AI is evil, as explained to a witch.
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--- #193 fediverse/1517 ---
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if you don't feed the trolls, then they find their own clan. and in doing so,
they make their own echo chambers. what would a bunch of trolls do to each
other? the poor dears.
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advice is always solicited.
help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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fediverse software that downloads every post you've ever seen to your hard
drive in an easy-to-read text file so you can go back and look at it later
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"hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
caught by github"
- computer touchers in a union
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Why tf are the geese flying north
It's october...
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when you run out of a food item, put the label in your purse.
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@user-570
oh yeah UBI would be nice. Can we do that instead?
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whenever you test one extreme, you must also test it's opposite, just for the
extra information.
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