=== ANCHOR POEM === ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── take care of your trans brothers and sisters we're pretty badass but like 90% of us are traumatized and that sucks. BUT we're good in a pinch and about 66% of us know how to fight, which is pretty cool I guess. ... I'm also describing catgirls, aren't I ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/2927 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────────┘ @user-192 It doesn't have to be this way! We shall be cute again, this I swear. For the good of all humanity, the catgirls must feel safe again! Let there be meows!! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/2447 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── toki pona is so cute. gimme more of those cute translations like "semi-solid mammal" for cat ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/1196 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── @user-883 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/3241 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: lewdness-mentioned │ └────────────────────────┘ for the same reason you shouldn't compliment a cute girl based on something she can't control ("nice tits gorgeous can I suck on ur nipples later") but should instead compliment them on something they chose ("cool tattoos I also like Celeste") you also shouldn't accuse hot people of colonizing just because they like to play Magic the Gathering or whatever. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/4554 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: political-violence-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────────────┘ can't fucking wait till we're done eating the rich and I can go back to a simple life of playing with my cat, making video games, writing poetry (bad poetry, but I like it) and hanging out with my friends. gotta build the social infrastructure to get through this phase first, though. something something echo chambers exist IRL too ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/2928 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── @user-192 oh no! the she can only mow, the meow is incomplete!! this catgirl needs an E injection ASAP! GET TO IT LADS hup hup hup hup ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/4977 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────── Can't do much from my home place. Gonna walk around a bit. I may first eat some food or snuggle my cat, we'll see. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/1399 --- ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌───────────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: cursing-mentioned-eye-contact │ │ ║ └───────────────────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ If you're worried about passing, take what you're good at and make it gay. │ ║ │ ║ Do you wear band t-shirts and black jeans? Great you're an emo girl now, │ ║ totally reasonable transitionary state before you end up as a cute anime girl │ ║ with spinny uwu dresses or whatever your heart desires │ ║ │ ║ do you generally stick to jeans and sweatshirts? Okay congrats you're just as │ ║ cute, don't feel inadequate just because you like being comfy. Hell yeah │ ║ you're cute as fuck, you know you are, I mean just look at that smile! Wow damn │ ║ │ ║ like, switch the gender, not the vibe. not only will other people be cool with │ ║ it but also, like, you won't alter the course of your trajectory. │ ║ │ ║ unless that's what you want, but TBH if you're both enigmatic AND phlegmatic │ ║ [EDIT: but like the opposite of phlegmatic, I always get the definition wrong] │ ║ then you can change a lot and people won't rely on you to be a certain way. │ ║ │ ║ ... you know you can delete things before you post them, right? Ha I've never │ ║ even heard of the word. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┴──────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/176 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-159 not generally. but you're not a people, you're a cat, right? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/3999 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO right, y'know? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/6081 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────── boys wear pants because they're more flexible for work and less likely to get in the way. girls wear dresses so they can pee anywhere. they-are-not-the-same.jpg ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┘ --- #12 fediverse/3722 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── @user-1218 playing one of my 4 gameboys, reading some of my books or journals, using their own brought devices, playing with my cat (she's not sociable but if you don't mind her claws she can fight and that's kinda fun) watching something on the TV, talking with other people, making / eating food, um... sleeping... and "sleeping"... idk what else tho. Drawing? Getting stoned? I have lots of bad edibles. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/5444 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── if the good guys always win, the bad will slink into the shadows and do dastardly deeds out of sight. if the bad guys always win, the spark of goodness will wink out. I think I'd prefer if they were cowering in our wake. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/1207 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── @user-883 okayyyy I have catgirl installed https://git.causal.agency/catgirl/about/ let me know what server or whatever to join ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #15 messages/1432 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─ I am literally just a girl. don't treat me as more than as such. But treat me as much as I'm worth, which is objectively a lot. Just as a fish is not as a tree climber, could you not ask me to climb trees? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘ --- #16 fediverse/2285 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── if you're ever hanging out with my cat and she puts her paw on your face, that means she wants you to kiss her forehead. 😋 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/711 --- ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: trans-witches │ │ ║ └──────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ they say witches are scary, and yeah they're not wrong │ ║ │ ║ but they also say witches are ugly, and I think they just didn't have kind │ ║ words for trans people back then. │ ║ │ ║ I mean, I'm gorgeous and so are you. I've no warts, nor green skin, but I do │ ║ grow hair in unbecoming places. Like the tip of my chinny-chin-chin, and also │ ║ on top of my toes. │ ║ │ ║ they also say witches are magic, and I guess that's true (I suppose). I mean, │ ║ I wear quite strange clothes, for a man at least. It's quite normal for a she, │ ║ which is what I was meant to be, if only I was just born right. │ ║ │ ║ Alas, oh well, I'll just take a little green pill, and BAM suddenly I've got │ ║ huge boobs. Okay they're not huge, they're pretty normal. But C is larger than │ ║ zero. │ ║ │ ║ they also say that witches write spells, and I sure do love to program. With │ ║ my most familiar cat (who often does sleep in my hat), I find myself yearning │ ║ for nuance. │ ║ │ ║ Meh, it's late at night, I think I'll think not of the plight, and instead │ ║ just will dream of defusals. I don't know~ │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴──────────┘ --- #18 messages/1316 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════── I don't go to protests because they're more like yelling hatred until you get slaughtered, instead of what I want to meet cute trans girls at which is signing up for a militia and hunting [redacted -> their sons and daughters] nobody knows each other on the internet. of course they're gonna vote for individual personal freedoms. What do you mean they voted for a pedophile acrobat? they don't even know each other! [the only reason you said acrobat is because it rhymed] ohhhh no it's supposed to be "autocrat" but they misheard ah right I see I see. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┘ --- #19 fediverse/5095 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── "but the trans people don't even have any silver to steal! they have nothing to worry about." - said the someone who has a different threat model than me ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/3736 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ |