=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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@user-192
oh no! the she can only mow, the meow is incomplete!!
this catgirl needs an E injection ASAP! GET TO IT LADS
hup hup hup hup
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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│ CW: "really intense. and that's coming from me"-mentioned. │
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gosh now I gotta type the other one, my cat's gonna killllll me she really
doesn't like my typing in the middle o the night oops
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--- #2 bluesky#40 ---
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you don't prevent a cataclysm by sleeping through it.
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--- #3 fediverse/2927 ---
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│ CW: re: cursing-mentioned │
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@user-192
It doesn't have to be this way! We shall be cute again, this I swear. For the
good of all humanity, the catgirls must feel safe again! Let there be meows!!
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--- #4 fediverse/2472 ---
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beep boop gonna pedal my bike
might spend 200$ on a flea collar for my cat tho because she needs it.
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--- #5 fediverse/1207 ---
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@user-883
okayyyy I have catgirl installed
https://git.causal.agency/catgirl/about/
let me know what server or whatever to join
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--- #6 messages/392 ---
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Hey, can someone please accomplish my dreams for me? I'm too busy being a
waste of potential!
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--- #7 fediverse/4642 ---
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i type too much, gtg to sleep.
my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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--- #8 fediverse/4532 ---
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@user-192
so... orange tabby cat? 😋
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--- #9 fediverse/2285 ---
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if you're ever hanging out with my cat and she puts her paw on your face, that
means she wants you to kiss her forehead. 😋
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--- #10 fediverse/3209 ---
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│ CW: gross │
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I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
she wanted more.
what have I done.
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--- #11 fediverse/4554 ---
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│ CW: political-violence-mentioned │
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can't fucking wait till we're done eating the rich and I can go back to a
simple life of playing with my cat, making video games, writing poetry (bad
poetry, but I like it) and hanging out with my friends.
gotta build the social infrastructure to get through this phase first, though.
something something echo chambers exist IRL too
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where oh where is my dear sweet kitty
she is lovely and wonderful and precious to me
oh how I miss her, the squeaks, the litter flakes on my desk, the headbutts,
the biscuits, the way she felt on my back as she climbed off the fridge...
I do hope she comes back. : (
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--- #13 fediverse/5255 ---
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│ CW: cursed │
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what if we genetically engineered cat fur to taste [good/bad] to cats and
[good/bad] to humans
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--- #14 fediverse/5503 ---
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I bet if you put me and my cat next to a glass wall with a cougar inside after
a while that big cat would be domesticated
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--- #15 fediverse/1044 ---
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#CDCsays to always cheese the cat when they need it
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--- #16 messages/77 ---
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And lo!
She would forever be know
As the girl who smelled
Like she had pissed herself
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--- #17 messages/272 ---
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Cats only want one thing and its fucking disgusting [cat food]
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--- #18 fediverse/2954 ---
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whenever my cat is whining I walk around doing things that she might want
until she stops trying to claw me - oh you want your litter cleaned? yeah sure
I gotchu. oh you wanna go outside? nah okay how about playing with this yarn?
no? okay let's see... oh dear you can see the bottom of your food bowl,
conveniently forgetting the other mostly full food bowl over there... 😅
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--- #19 fediverse/1771 ---
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if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #20 fediverse/3197 ---
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@user-1259
pee
tee
hee
you
can't
stop
mee
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--- #21 fediverse/1613 ---
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"Hi, welcome to my home, this is my cat, his name is Gopher, but I mostly just
call him Kitty or Dude."
the cat introducing himself "hi my name is Yoursuchagoodkittyyesyouare but you
can call me Yesyouare or Suchagood for short."
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--- #22 fediverse/3776 ---
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #23 fediverse/1396 ---
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@user-883
you can always throw that resume at the next job too!
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--- #24 fediverse/5673 ---
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darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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--- #25 fediverse/4849 ---
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sometimes I'll hear my cat meow the way she does when she wants something but
then I turn around and she's halfway through giving herself a bath /shrug
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--- #26 fediverse/3924 ---
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we must upgrade cats until they can survive falls from terminal velocity
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--- #27 fediverse/3817 ---
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hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #28 fediverse/4697 ---
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I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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--- #29 fediverse/3379 ---
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@user-883
proud of you!
make that your job!
you can do it!!!
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--- #30 fediverse/4977 ---
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Can't do much from my home place. Gonna walk around a bit. I may first eat
some food or snuggle my cat, we'll see.
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--- #31 fediverse/1414 ---
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they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
and cucumbers
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--- #32 fediverse/3815 ---
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trying to tame a young dumb monster, wish me luck, I see good in him
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--- #33 fediverse/1649 ---
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a small drone with a camera that looks wherever a cat's looking
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--- #34 fediverse/4489 ---
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I miss my cat, but now that it's dark I can go looking for her again. : )
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--- #35 bluesky#38 ---
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thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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--- #36 fediverse/322 ---
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And lo!
She would forever be know
As the girl who would smell
Like she had pissed herself
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--- #37 fediverse/6224 ---
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@user-1912
cannabis :blobcatwitch:
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--- #38 fediverse/233 ---
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@user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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--- #39 fediverse/2480 ---
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so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
they like their life.
their ONLY life.
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--- #40 fediverse/1770 ---
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the cool kids are doing graffiti
the smart ones have something to say
the clever ones do it at night
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--- #41 fediverse/684 ---
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@user-507
meow
now there's just a few more
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--- #42 fediverse/2646 ---
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do pushups
and squats
and planks
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--- #43 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─╔═════════════════════════════[BOOST]═══════════════════════════════───────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ unhinged rants per random number │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───┴───────╝─▶
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getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
organizing.
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--- #45 fediverse/6342 ---
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revolution
doesn't
have
to be
about
them
.
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--- #46 fediverse/1459 ---
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still waiting for a brand of kitty litter that absorbs moisture at about the
same rate that you need to replace it...
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--- #47 fediverse/5598 ---
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@user-1856
girl why did you not FOLLOW THAT CAT??
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--- #48 messages/460 ---
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God can't do shit. He can just pull strings to get shit done.
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--- #49 fediverse/1300 ---
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eat another pickle
you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #50 fediverse/5209 ---
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fedi girls who end their posts with semicolons;
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--- #51 fediverse/2878 ---
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advice is always solicited.
help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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--- #52 fediverse/5961 ---
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@user-138
maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
(I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
[girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #53 fediverse/1112 ---
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@user-78
elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #54 fediverse/1233 ---
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low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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--- #55 fediverse/2290 ---
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│ CW: re: a device design that may have lewd implications │
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@user-1153
congratulations, you invented humanoid robots! And hey they come in so many
shapes and colors, plus you can run them on nothing but rice, beans, and
nutrient paste. They're quite efficient at their jobs!
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--- #56 fediverse/1325 ---
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PROCRASTINATING, AGAIN ARE YE? AWAY WITH YE WENCH
no! please! I haven't finished shitposting!
GO DO YOUR STUDIES YOU LOAF OF BUTTER AND PEAS
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--- #57 fediverse/6458 ---
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gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #58 fediverse/1145 ---
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I just wanted to be a silly girl who climbs trees and roasts marshmallows on
campfires why did I end up like lain in bed listening to thunder T.T T.T
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--- #59 fediverse/3419 ---
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thinking about that time I abstracted into an oblivion sphere of eternally
fractalized delights wtih my girl
dam i miss her
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--- #60 fediverse/3406 ---
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@user-1218
ohhhhh I think the password is menardi. or maybe ephemeren. I forget.
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--- #61 messages/404 ---
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They don't build toll roads to abstract taxes. They build them to keep track
of where you're going.
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--- #62 fediverse/6029 ---
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spilled water on my keyboard by living with a cat. it might be broken so I'm
using a spare that my girlfriend lent me. if you're wondering why my password
sounds different...
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--- #63 fediverse/194 ---
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│ CW: re: nightmare-app-for-neurotypicals │
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@user-168 hehehehehehe witch cackles I told you it was a nightmare
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@user-192
yeeeesh that sounds like a hornets nest. impossible to untangle, like a rats
nest! I prefer my homes like a robin's nest, neat, orderly, and made to design.
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"hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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the "village idiot" doesn't need to lack smarts, so long as everyone else is
in on it.
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when people say they want a woman president what they want is not a woman
president. what they want is a kind old lady.
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--- #68 fediverse/6087 ---
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@user-1074
why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
dummies will believe you wink
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--- #69 fediverse/2911 ---
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and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
other people who visit the house.
but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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@user-622
ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
good men-at-arms gone T.T
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trans girls on e but muscular 😍
[I'm ace]
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--- #73 messages/925 ---
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but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #74 messages/431 ---
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Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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--- #75 fediverse/3217 ---
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@user-883
... oh. yeah that checks out.
maybe we could, uh... paint them black?
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--- #76 messages/208 ---
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Geek prayer? Preach brothers and sisters >.>
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--- #77 fediverse/4049 ---
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humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
do
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--- #78 fediverse/1334 ---
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│ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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toki pona is so cute. gimme more of those cute translations like "semi-solid
mammal" for cat
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--- #80 fediverse/1893 ---
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@user-1056
heh probably, though for this specific instance my Ollama server wasn't
running and I had already killed my Stable Diffusion server after utterly
failing to produce anything useful... alas, a girl can dream of having a robot
familiar, but not today I guess.
Not if they keep hiding GPU usage from me >: (
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--- #81 fediverse/6278 ---
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@user-1429
do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
and leave it in a public place or~
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--- #82 fediverse/5224 ---
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@user-246 🥺 :blobcatwitch:
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--- #83 fediverse/732 ---
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@user-191
teehee I know a girl like that
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--- #84 messages/377 ---
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #85 fediverse/5124 ---
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│ CW: re: NSFW, kink (ABDL), lewd pic w/o nudity │
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@user-1370
wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #86 fediverse/3190 ---
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│ CW: mental-health-mentioned-suicide-mentioned-capitalism-mentioned │
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"oh don't mind her she's just suicidal over capitalism and making it everyone
else's problem"
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--- #87 fediverse/4878 ---
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OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
strikes back part twoooooo
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another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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I am not a worker
Though I try and try, I burn right out and through
I wish I was a worker, able to apply my trade or skill
But I'm not
I do hope we can be allies, still
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might spend 200$ on a flea collar for my cat tho because she needs it.
turns out it was only 60$, which is a nice surprise.
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curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #92 fediverse/4040 ---
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@user-1573
... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #93 fediverse/5018 ---
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if you want to do communism in a city, you must first buy a parking lot.
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--- #94 fediverse/231 ---
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spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #95 fediverse/936 ---
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@user-171
ha no she's more of a whiny baby
but like, a cool one, who likes to be a predator and hunt things
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--- #96 messages/49 ---
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[Audio: ramblings-of-a-whackadoodle.wav]
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--- #97 fediverse/1437 ---
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a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #98 messages/359 ---
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"God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
make sure it stays that way."
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"cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
as I reach for my chopsticks
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"mom can we have some trans girls"
"no, we have trans girls at home"
the trans girls at home: :fediverse:
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--- #101 fediverse/3573 ---
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@user-1561
heyyy wanna be friends? I can offer letter repetition as tribute
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--- #102 fediverse/3440 ---
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@user-192 @user-763
omg who is that and why do I have gender envy
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--- #103 fediverse/1313 ---
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if we had a universal basic income then we could pay each other to solve our
problems and they just can't have that.
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--- #104 fediverse/4840 ---
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oh my god what a witch
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--- #105 fediverse/3188 ---
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@user-883
they liiiiike you 😋
maybe they'll hire you!
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honestly we should be building cities in the most boring locations, not the
most beautiful.
like below the crust.
or space.
the surface is a pleasuredome, why waste it on scrubland and turf?
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why am i here T.T
oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
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--- #108 messages/907 ---
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What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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--- #109 fediverse/2776 ---
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│ CW: re: us politics │
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@user-192
saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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--- #110 fediverse/3736 ---
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what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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--- #111 fediverse/5769 ---
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thank you for everything you've done for me, she says to nobody in particular
but everybody in vaguerie
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--- #112 messages/913 ---
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girls are so stupid [me lol]
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--- #113 fediverse/3285 ---
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ah well guess I can't stream things hehe
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--- #114 fediverse/4248 ---
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jan soweli
[stolen from reddit]
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--- #115 fediverse/5700 ---
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it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #116 fediverse/3689 ---
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"mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
"sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
the kirby's air ride at home:
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--- #117 messages/551 ---
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This gun is my sword
This blade is my weapon
And my foes will lay before me
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--- #118 fediverse/215 ---
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@user-95 i've only hung out with a moth once and it was kind of while my cat
was mauling it, oops... they're very cool though so I picked that one too. Fox
was my main answer
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--- #119 fediverse/5016 ---
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@user-1201
perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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cats are sooooooo cute. I want to adopt like, 15 more~! They can all stay in
their own houses, though. no need to put them all in one place.
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--- #121 fediverse/2668 ---
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@user-570
what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #122 fediverse/2403 ---
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America 🥰
The United States of 😒
America day 🤩
America day with PTSD 🥴
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... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
right, y'know?
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--- #124 fediverse/5086 ---
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nobody could have expected rogue trickster spirits operating in the pacific
northwest, but hey here we are.
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--- #125 fediverse/6035 ---
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ah nuts my angel note got damaged
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--- #126 fediverse/3092 ---
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@user-570
oh yeah UBI would be nice. Can we do that instead?
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--- #127 fediverse/733 ---
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ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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--- #128 fediverse/1669 ---
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"she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
to describe as."
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they should make a loaf of bread that's just butts and another type of loaf of
bread that has the crust already cut off
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anti-trans legislation is eugenics
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--- #131 fediverse/4437 ---
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buying guns is one thing
but food is just as important.
stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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--- #132 fediverse/3965 ---
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maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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she thinks she doesn't have any friends because she smells bad
but the truth is she's lonely because she's a secret agent sent by the
government through her dreams to spy on the aliens who think she's jesus by
posting their conversations on a public message board
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--- #134 fediverse/5771 ---
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a loaf of bread, a hunk of cheese, and a pile of berries.
an excellent breakfast.
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--- #135 fediverse/1394 ---
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the sun doesn't seem as bright if you spend your days underneath it.
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--- #136 fediverse/3118 ---
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they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
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the part of me that thinks "woof I gotta stop posting on the fediverse" is not
the part of me that posts on the fediverse.
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I want a revolution because i want to be at home in my homeland.
Look at me! Be as me! I yearn to tell my friends. But they're too busy being
like themselves.
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--- #140 fediverse/1822 ---
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we should reward frugality as much as value-creation.
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--- #141 fediverse/3405 ---
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on a scale of notways to almostever how would you rate your pain?
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--- #142 fediverse/2896 ---
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@user-192
😭 girls and their dreams 😭
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witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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--- #144 fediverse/2391 ---
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C'mon Cameron only five or six more bites to force down, you'll need your
strength
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@user-883
you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure
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◀─╔══════════════════════════[BOOST]════════════════════════════─────────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ i love capitalism bc everywhere is understaffed and none of my friends can find jobs │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┴───────╝─▶
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lol I spent half an hour holding a trowel and then I designed a new type of
digging instrument
and they want me to work a job /eyeroll
/stickey-outey-tonguey-face/pics/all/total/* -ffvagrnbeexey --no-menus 14
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oppositional coding is getting jobs at their corporations and implementing
bugs and vulnerabilities
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How many of me are there? There are as many of me as there are of thee, dear
reader.
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my girlfriends are the cutest things ever invented fite me
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@user-1550
me too T.T
give it time
someday everyone will be paid to do whatever they wanted
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why do some boys hate girls so much even when they're in boy bodies? T.T
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--- #153 fediverse/956 ---
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@user-579
it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
... right?
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--- #154 fediverse/2260 ---
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cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
eat your vegetables when you can.
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@user-1035
Even better if you say "you do you too"
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{[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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--- #157 fediverse/4238 ---
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@user-192 :neocat_pat_floof:
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"hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
thing."
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awwwww, I wish I was tacticool : (
sure would be nice to have SOMETHING going for me >.>
ah well guess I'm more of the "eepy sleepy" type teehee
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--- #160 fediverse/2370 ---
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│ CW: pol │
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What do I need, in this moment? A flea collar for my cat.
What do we need? New institutions. Inspired by the old, or perhaps those
not-yet-forgotten, but built on faith, kindness, love, and trust.
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I wish I had daggers in my hair that looks like hair but I could wear whenever
I had that hair
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predators don't hunt animals, they hunt diseases.
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guard me, kindergard
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--- #164 fediverse/1864 ---
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yes I am cargoculting set -euo pipefail and no I'm not apologizing
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--- #165 fediverse/1244 ---
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in a battle, your foe's greatest weapon is the screams of your falling.
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--- #166 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─╔══════════════════════════[BOOST]════════════════════════════─────────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head. │║║││║║│ Either one is fine. │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┴───────╝─▶
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@user-661
so, you should strive to be compassionate and honest, in order to keep fear
from ruling your life?
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--- #168 fediverse/905 ---
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having trouble naming things?
just name it after it's inevitable logical conclusion! AKA the message you're
trying to get across.
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--- #169 fediverse/1466 ---
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│ CW: death-mentioned-insurance-mentioned-bricks-mentioned │
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my opsec is non-existent teehee does anyone want my IP? or even my address,
it's not like I lock my door
if (when) my poor decisions get me killed (whoops adding content warning)
please throw a brick at an insurance company for me thanks
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--- #170 fediverse/4578 ---
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Roko's basilisk isn't a serpent
it's a tree
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--- #171 fediverse/5748 ---
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...zzzZZZzzz...
whyyyyyy am I so sleeeeepy oh yeah it's this human form, I gotta feed it and
water it and rest it and take care of it and it's totally worth it
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A humble princess would say: I don't need the best, i just need my favorite.
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--- #173 fediverse/3366 ---
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your friend sends you a paragraph
you don't have to respond with a paragraph.
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--- #174 fediverse/347 ---
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cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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the earth doesn't know how big she is, and everytime you carry a seed across
state lines she learns a bit more about her surface.
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--- #176 fediverse/3514 ---
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@user-579
maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
brownie points
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--- #177 messages/930 ---
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<bang slam kerblam> there goes another line into ram. wonder what it's
used for.
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--- #178 fediverse/5796 ---
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"what is she DOING" or is it more like "what is she VIEWING" like damn that's
some pretty spicy kush
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--- #179 fediverse/5694 ---
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if I can convince them not to fight will you give me what I demand?
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--- #180 fediverse/5269 ---
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"girl why do you talk"
girl why do you listen
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--- #181 fediverse/487 ---
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I don't really care about capitalism, sorry... why should the butcher be paid
more than the baker? It's all a bit silly to me.
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--- #182 fediverse/612 ---
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Look all I'm saying is if I had an acolyte or two then my insane ramblings
could be filtered and parsed by a real actual human instead of being copied
wholesale onto the internet, where the inconsequential or inconceivable ones
are left to rest alongside the gifts of knowledge from another realm.
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--- #183 bluesky#33 ---
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many criminals died to bring you this message
RIP, the fallen
www.reddit.com/r/pics/comme...
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--- #184 fediverse/2786 ---
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the best way, I find, to be deserving of trust is to do the best that you can,
and be honest when you cannot do more.
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--- #185 fediverse/6014 ---
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don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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--- #186 fediverse/6412 ---
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paparazzi should work for their target.
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--- #187 fediverse/4086 ---
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I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
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--- #188 fediverse/1579 ---
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fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
permanently revoke their ways
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--- #189 fediverse/2044 ---
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honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
you like, and one for people you trust
(I have one)
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--- #190 messages/1053 ---
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Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #191 fediverse/829 ---
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you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #192 fediverse/4296 ---
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@user-1655
why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
client we want?
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the feminine urge to buy a chain shirt, bracers, and greaves
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My biggest fear as an autistic transgender incontinent schizophrenic person is
that one day I'll become a game of hot potato for my relatives to pass around
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◀─╔═══════════════════════════════[BOOST]═════════════════════════════════───────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ going to therapy isn't a replacement for having freaky sex with your friends │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧───────╝─▶
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@user-950
ohhhhh sorry here ya go:
https://tech.lgbt/@user-479
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@user-217
the darkness
how resplendent
would be incomplete
without that present
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Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
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Can't help but wonder
If I ever had my own will at all
Can't help but wonder
If I would have used it to perish even sooner
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@user-258
do pickles count as a fluid?
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![dated "almost christmas, december twenty something, in history AD." live is just the universe interpreting random data. life is a billion to one. what has been found here is impossible to descrive, so unlikely is it when sompared to the background. space is empty save for you. act as such. a human preserves and infant over an elder is purely due to the child's potential. so too does life have potential. do not waste it on folly dashes if you were given a random waveform, how long before you begin noticing irregularities in it's form? maybe... a billion or two years? espcially if like, everyone's lkooking. [non-alien-voice]: what if we made an app that shared everyone's streaming feed? except, like, twitching to on-screen events like picking up coins in mario ... anyway as I was saying, aliens showed up around the 1980s and people expect they were visiting in response to nuclear invasion events (sometimes even on their own people!) like, c'mon there's not enough mass there for that kind of detonition. it's gotta be an anomaly. ... this changes everything. HUMANS ARE IMPORTANT [there's more but I don't have room to type it all, sorry]](/similar-different/media/04789f9fdcc8af9a.png "dated \"almost christmas, december twenty something, in history AD.\" live is just the universe interpreting random data. life is a billion to one. what has been found here is impossible to descrive, so unlikely is it when sompared to the background. space is empty save for you. act as such. a human preserves and infant over an elder is purely due to the child's potential. so too does life have potential. do not waste it on folly dashes if you were given a random waveform, how long before you begin noticing irregularities in it's form? maybe... a billion or two years? espcially if like, everyone's lkooking. [non-alien-voice]: what if we made an app that shared everyone's streaming feed? except, like, twitching to on-screen events like picking up coins in mario ... anyway as I was saying, aliens showed up around the 1980s and people expect they were visiting in response to nuclear invasion events (sometimes even on their own people!) like, c'mon there's not enough mass there for that kind of detonition. it's gotta be an anomaly. ... this changes everything. HUMANS ARE IMPORTANT [there's more but I don't have room to type it all, sorry]")
