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@user-192
oh no! the she can only mow, the meow is incomplete!!
this catgirl needs an E injection ASAP! GET TO IT LADS
hup hup hup hup
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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gosh now I gotta type the other one, my cat's gonna killllll me she really
doesn't like my typing in the middle o the night oops
![dated "almost christmas, december twenty something, in history AD." live is just the universe interpreting random data. life is a billion to one. what has been found here is impossible to descrive, so unlikely is it when sompared to the background. space is empty save for you. act as such. a human preserves and infant over an elder is purely due to the child's potential. so too does life have potential. do not waste it on folly dashes if you were given a random waveform, how long before you begin noticing irregularities in it's form? maybe... a billion or two years? espcially if like, everyone's lkooking. [non-alien-voice]: what if we made an app that shared everyone's streaming feed? except, like, twitching to on-screen events like picking up coins in mario ... anyway as I was saying, aliens showed up around the 1980s and people expect they were visiting in response to nuclear invasion events (sometimes even on their own people!) like, c'mon there's not enough mass there for that kind of detonition. it's gotta be an anomaly. ... this changes everything. HUMANS ARE IMPORTANT [there's more but I don't have room to type it all, sorry]](/similar-different/media/04789f9fdcc8af9a.png "dated \"almost christmas, december twenty something, in history AD.\" live is just the universe interpreting random data. life is a billion to one. what has been found here is impossible to descrive, so unlikely is it when sompared to the background. space is empty save for you. act as such. a human preserves and infant over an elder is purely due to the child's potential. so too does life have potential. do not waste it on folly dashes if you were given a random waveform, how long before you begin noticing irregularities in it's form? maybe... a billion or two years? espcially if like, everyone's lkooking. [non-alien-voice]: what if we made an app that shared everyone's streaming feed? except, like, twitching to on-screen events like picking up coins in mario ... anyway as I was saying, aliens showed up around the 1980s and people expect they were visiting in response to nuclear invasion events (sometimes even on their own people!) like, c'mon there's not enough mass there for that kind of detonition. it's gotta be an anomaly. ... this changes everything. HUMANS ARE IMPORTANT [there's more but I don't have room to type it all, sorry]")
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--- #2 bluesky#40 ---
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you don't prevent a cataclysm by sleeping through it.
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--- #3 fediverse/2927 ---
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@user-192
It doesn't have to be this way! We shall be cute again, this I swear. For the
good of all humanity, the catgirls must feel safe again! Let there be meows!!
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--- #4 fediverse/2472 ---
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beep boop gonna pedal my bike
might spend 200$ on a flea collar for my cat tho because she needs it.
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--- #5 fediverse/1207 ---
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@user-883
okayyyy I have catgirl installed
https://git.causal.agency/catgirl/about/
let me know what server or whatever to join
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--- #6 messages/392 ---
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Hey, can someone please accomplish my dreams for me? I'm too busy being a
waste of potential!
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--- #7 fediverse/4642 ---
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i type too much, gtg to sleep.
my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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@user-192
so... orange tabby cat? 😋
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--- #9 fediverse/2285 ---
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if you're ever hanging out with my cat and she puts her paw on your face, that
means she wants you to kiss her forehead. 😋
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I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
she wanted more.
what have I done.
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can't fucking wait till we're done eating the rich and I can go back to a
simple life of playing with my cat, making video games, writing poetry (bad
poetry, but I like it) and hanging out with my friends.
gotta build the social infrastructure to get through this phase first, though.
something something echo chambers exist IRL too
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where oh where is my dear sweet kitty
she is lovely and wonderful and precious to me
oh how I miss her, the squeaks, the litter flakes on my desk, the headbutts,
the biscuits, the way she felt on my back as she climbed off the fridge...
I do hope she comes back. : (
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what if we genetically engineered cat fur to taste [good/bad] to cats and
[good/bad] to humans
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--- #14 fediverse/5503 ---
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I bet if you put me and my cat next to a glass wall with a cougar inside after
a while that big cat would be domesticated
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--- #15 fediverse/1044 ---
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#CDCsays to always cheese the cat when they need it
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--- #16 messages/77 ---
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And lo!
She would forever be know
As the girl who smelled
Like she had pissed herself
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Cats only want one thing and its fucking disgusting [cat food]
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whenever my cat is whining I walk around doing things that she might want
until she stops trying to claw me - oh you want your litter cleaned? yeah sure
I gotchu. oh you wanna go outside? nah okay how about playing with this yarn?
no? okay let's see... oh dear you can see the bottom of your food bowl,
conveniently forgetting the other mostly full food bowl over there... 😅
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--- #19 fediverse/1771 ---
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if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #20 fediverse/3197 ---
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@user-1259
pee
tee
hee
you
can't
stop
mee
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