=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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gosh now I gotta type the other one, my cat's gonna killllll me she really
doesn't like my typing in the middle o the night oops
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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i type too much, gtg to sleep.
my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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--- #2 fediverse/2928 ---
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@user-192
oh no! the she can only mow, the meow is incomplete!!
this catgirl needs an E injection ASAP! GET TO IT LADS
hup hup hup hup
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--- #3 bluesky#40 ---
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you don't prevent a cataclysm by sleeping through it.
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--- #4 fediverse/194 ---
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@user-168 hehehehehehe witch cackles I told you it was a nightmare
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--- #5 fediverse/5503 ---
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I bet if you put me and my cat next to a glass wall with a cougar inside after
a while that big cat would be domesticated
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"Hi, welcome to my home, this is my cat, his name is Gopher, but I mostly just
call him Kitty or Dude."
the cat introducing himself "hi my name is Yoursuchagoodkittyyesyouare but you
can call me Yesyouare or Suchagood for short."
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--- #7 fediverse/1300 ---
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eat another pickle
you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #8 fediverse/5673 ---
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darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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--- #9 fediverse/3776 ---
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #10 fediverse/6224 ---
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@user-1912
cannabis :blobcatwitch:
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we must upgrade cats until they can survive falls from terminal velocity
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--- #12 fediverse/552 ---
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@user-398
you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on
this hill
(jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who
likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation)
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--- #13 fediverse/4554 ---
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can't fucking wait till we're done eating the rich and I can go back to a
simple life of playing with my cat, making video games, writing poetry (bad
poetry, but I like it) and hanging out with my friends.
gotta build the social infrastructure to get through this phase first, though.
something something echo chambers exist IRL too
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where oh where is my dear sweet kitty
she is lovely and wonderful and precious to me
oh how I miss her, the squeaks, the litter flakes on my desk, the headbutts,
the biscuits, the way she felt on my back as she climbed off the fridge...
I do hope she comes back. : (
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another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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--- #16 fediverse/3197 ---
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@user-1259
pee
tee
hee
you
can't
stop
mee
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--- #17 bluesky#38 ---
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thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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--- #18 messages/359 ---
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"God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
make sure it stays that way."
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--- #19 fediverse/4744 ---
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me to my cat: "don't eat so much that you puke, okay?"
me to me: "yeah I can take on another task, I'm almost done with this one and
then I'll just do that one and maybe this one'll get back to me at the same
time as this one which conflicts with this other thing so maybe I'll just
puke, okay?"
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--- #20 fediverse/215 ---
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@user-95 i've only hung out with a moth once and it was kind of while my cat
was mauling it, oops... they're very cool though so I picked that one too. Fox
was my main answer
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--- #21 fediverse/2285 ---
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if you're ever hanging out with my cat and she puts her paw on your face, that
means she wants you to kiss her forehead. 😋
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it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #23 messages/663 ---
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"cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
as I reach for my chopsticks
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--- #24 messages/777 ---
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waaaahhhhhhhh my computer broke because I didn't touch it T.T
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--- #25 fediverse/2314 ---
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couldn't sleep. Oh well. Here's what I couldn't get out of my head:
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I miss my cat, but now that it's dark I can go looking for her again. : )
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I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
she wanted more.
what have I done.
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one sec gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
lemme think
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"oh no my stuff touchers are casting a spell on my keyboard without my
knowledge, how peculiar" said no-one in particular
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--- #30 fediverse/4532 ---
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@user-192
so... orange tabby cat? 😋
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--- #31 fediverse/4827 ---
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@user-1352
I run Nix on one of my laptops and I really enjoy it : )
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@user-1370
wawawawawawawawawa : )
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fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
permanently revoke their ways
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--- #34 fediverse/371 ---
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@user-274 @user-275
ouch why did that hit so close to home T.T
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whoops forgot to post these last night, how silly of me, surely there wasn't a
reason I better just hit that blue button on all of them to be safe
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Cats only want one thing and its fucking disgusting [cat food]
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sometimes I'll hear my cat meow the way she does when she wants something but
then I turn around and she's halfway through giving herself a bath /shrug
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gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #39 fediverse/6178 ---
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... wait, shit I forgot I was about to go do a thing, ttyl
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--- #40 fediverse/5255 ---
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what if we genetically engineered cat fur to taste [good/bad] to cats and
[good/bad] to humans
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--- #41 fediverse/3722 ---
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@user-1218
playing one of my 4 gameboys, reading some of my books or journals, using
their own brought devices, playing with my cat (she's not sociable but if you
don't mind her claws she can fight and that's kinda fun) watching something on
the TV, talking with other people, making / eating food, um... sleeping... and
"sleeping"... idk what else tho. Drawing? Getting stoned? I have lots of bad
edibles.
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--- #42 fediverse/978 ---
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@user-699 @user-78
I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
thoughts
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--- #43 fediverse/2911 ---
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and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #44 fediverse/1207 ---
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@user-883
okayyyy I have catgirl installed
https://git.causal.agency/catgirl/about/
let me know what server or whatever to join
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This gun is my sword
This blade is my weapon
And my foes will lay before me
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beep boop gonna pedal my bike
might spend 200$ on a flea collar for my cat tho because she needs it.
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--- #47 fediverse/1466 ---
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my opsec is non-existent teehee does anyone want my IP? or even my address,
it's not like I lock my door
if (when) my poor decisions get me killed (whoops adding content warning)
please throw a brick at an insurance company for me thanks
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--- #48 fediverse/1112 ---
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@user-78
elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #49 fediverse/4977 ---
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Can't do much from my home place. Gonna walk around a bit. I may first eat
some food or snuggle my cat, we'll see.
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awwwww, I wish I was tacticool : (
sure would be nice to have SOMETHING going for me >.>
ah well guess I'm more of the "eepy sleepy" type teehee
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#CDCsays to always cheese the cat when they need it
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--- #52 fediverse/1334 ---
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #53 fediverse/5942 ---
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I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #54 fediverse/357 ---
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@user-5
and mobile users who accidentally type . instead of [space] or something like
that which is easy to mistakenly press on some keyboards
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--- #55 fediverse/2044 ---
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honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
you like, and one for people you trust
(I have one)
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--- #56 fediverse/365 ---
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@user-269
oh you mean like gmail? hmmmm something something don't be evil
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--- #57 fediverse/3856 ---
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I'm tired of working as hard as I can and still ending up wrong
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--- #58 fediverse/1718 ---
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dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
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--- #59 fediverse/5598 ---
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@user-1856
girl why did you not FOLLOW THAT CAT??
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If someone calls you in the middle of the night asking to be let in because
they need a place to sleep, don't let them in! Unless you know them obvi but
someone you don't know trying to manipulate you like "please I need some
shelter" like, babe no, we need to know each other first, it's dark, I'm in my
pajamas, c'mon.
If it's below freezing then okay, maybe, but... They got themselves into that
situation
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--- #61 fediverse/829 ---
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you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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oh look at me, typing my thoughts while doing chores. And you all get to
listen, you lucky ducks ; )
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@user-507
meow
now there's just a few more
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oh my god what a witch
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--- #66 fediverse/1086 ---
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"I like you" neat
"I don't like you" guess I'll die
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@user-1573
... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #68 fediverse/3190 ---
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│ CW: mental-health-mentioned-suicide-mentioned-capitalism-mentioned │
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"oh don't mind her she's just suicidal over capitalism and making it everyone
else's problem"
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okay ttyl I gotta go play video games I guess >.>
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my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
other people who visit the house.
but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #72 fediverse/1175 ---
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I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
pickle.
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--- #73 fediverse/4876 ---
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@user-1370
you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
it's cool
we get it
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...zzzZZZzzz...
whyyyyyy am I so sleeeeepy oh yeah it's this human form, I gotta feed it and
water it and rest it and take care of it and it's totally worth it
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what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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I just ate a whooooole chocolate bar
it melted in my hands
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spilled water on my keyboard by living with a cat. it might be broken so I'm
using a spare that my girlfriend lent me. if you're wondering why my password
sounds different...
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--- #78 fediverse/1244 ---
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in a battle, your foe's greatest weapon is the screams of your falling.
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don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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I would never kill myself
just want to put it out there.
I'd rather face torture and shame and confinement than die by my own hand.
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--- #81 fediverse/4437 ---
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│ CW: guns-mentioned │
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buying guns is one thing
but food is just as important.
stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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--- #82 fediverse/3288 ---
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Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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they should make a loaf of bread that's just butts and another type of loaf of
bread that has the crust already cut off
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queer computer touchers, check
catboys/girls, check
furries, check
robots, check
... where are the vampires at?
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--- #86 fediverse/956 ---
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@user-579
it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
... right?
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--- #87 fediverse/382 ---
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the one thing I've never ever procrastinated is the sound of my cat preparing
to yak
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--- #88 fediverse/892 ---
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@user-622
ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
good men-at-arms gone T.T
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omg it's like Black and White before Black and White was a thing!
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│ CW: scary │
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if the christians got killed rid all of the queers they'd miss them within
years. not decades. then, they would never forget them. neither within years,
nor decades.
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I just wanted to be a silly girl who climbs trees and roasts marshmallows on
campfires why did I end up like lain in bed listening to thunder T.T T.T
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ah well guess I can't stream things hehe
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--- #93 fediverse/1669 ---
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"she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
to describe as."
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--- #94 fediverse/3696 ---
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why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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frankly it makes a ton of sense to me that computer programmers would have a
game playing in the monitor. Gotta keep those brains active after all.
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{[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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whyyyyyyy am I cursed with this 1024 character limit
why can't it be like, 16 characters total. I think that'd limit my thoughts
enough.
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--- #99 fediverse/3150 ---
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I fucking hate how games give dopamine
they're so much more educational than that.
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--- #100 fediverse/4940 ---
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what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
from the internet which I missed dearly
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@user-138
maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
(I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
[girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #102 messages/49 ---
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[Audio: ramblings-of-a-whackadoodle.wav]
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gonna play more video games, currently have 11 tabs of written posts open in
my browser...
(okay a few of them get a little off-topic, but hey I have ADHD what do you
expect of me)
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--- #104 messages/1112 ---
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"oh no the primitive animals burnt all their wood fodder"
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--- #105 fediverse/3817 ---
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hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #106 fediverse/4485 ---
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getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
organizing.
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--- #107 fediverse/6094 ---
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whoops, I tripped and fell onto my keyboard and started posting, my bad!
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--- #108 messages/77 ---
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And lo!
She would forever be know
As the girl who smelled
Like she had pissed herself
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--- #109 fediverse/5357 ---
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│ CW: re: CIA-bullshit-mentioned-oops-cursing-mentioned │
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@user-1807
haha thanks i hate it because it's true
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they attack the bad guys in our provinces and say that it's our foes, and they
attack the bad guys in their provinces and say that it's ours that are foes
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--- #111 fediverse/3597 ---
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@user-1573
oh how could I forget! VIMFOLDS! Absolutely impossible for me to live without
them tbh
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--- #112 fediverse/936 ---
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@user-171
ha no she's more of a whiny baby
but like, a cool one, who likes to be a predator and hunt things
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--- #113 fediverse/4042 ---
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"Argh I hate being validated!"people in denial
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oh no she's in one of her bipolar moods
um. I'm just gonna log off till it's done, ttyl
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--- #115 fediverse/4296 ---
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@user-1655
why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
client we want?
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predators don't hunt animals, they hunt diseases.
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--- #117 fediverse/1411 ---
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go to sleep what's wrong with you jeezzzz
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--- #118 fediverse/2771 ---
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│ CW: disordered-eating │
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"stop starving yourself" to the tune of "stop hitting yourself"
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--- #119 fediverse/2954 ---
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whenever my cat is whining I walk around doing things that she might want
until she stops trying to claw me - oh you want your litter cleaned? yeah sure
I gotchu. oh you wanna go outside? nah okay how about playing with this yarn?
no? okay let's see... oh dear you can see the bottom of your food bowl,
conveniently forgetting the other mostly full food bowl over there... 😅
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--- #120 fediverse/4171 ---
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me, waking up in the morning and reading my own posts
alright what's the damage this time
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--- #121 fediverse/2924 ---
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uh-oh, gotta go! I've been doomscrolling for too long! pkill firefox
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--- #122 fediverse/1378 ---
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@user-217
one ring to rule them all
one ring to find them
one ring to slave them all
and in the darkness bind them
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--- #123 messages/925 ---
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but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #124 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─╔══════════════════════════[BOOST]════════════════════════════─────────────────╗
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║ │ I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head. │ ║
║ │ │ ║
║ │ Either one is fine. │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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lol I spent half an hour holding a trowel and then I designed a new type of
digging instrument
and they want me to work a job /eyeroll
/stickey-outey-tonguey-face/pics/all/total/* -ffvagrnbeexey --no-menus 14
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@user-95 hang on one of these is not like the others
(!!!)
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--- #127 fediverse/3689 ---
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"mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
"sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
the kirby's air ride at home:
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... sorry, forgot to content warning that last one. I'm kinda using this
format like a twitch stream... how [weird, strange, perceiving, perplexing,
confusing]
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--- #129 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
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║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║
║ │ unhinged rants per random number │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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--- #130 fediverse/3014 ---
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the part of me that thinks "woof I gotta stop posting on the fediverse" is not
the part of me that posts on the fediverse.
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--- #131 fediverse/5965 ---
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"you're too loud, weirdo"
okayyyyy
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--- #132 fediverse/4072 ---
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I like games that test my reflexes
I also like games that test my wit
but most of all I like games that test my patience with strategy
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--- #133 messages/1256 ---
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I'm not like him.
he's like me.
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--- #134 fediverse/1488 ---
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but it hurts less to be despised than
ignored.
which is why you don't feed the trolls, and always pet the neocats
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--- #135 fediverse/4598 ---
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│ CW: cursing-mentioned │
└───────────────────────┘
I'm gonna play a fucking video game because I like video games and it's
important to relax
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--- #136 messages/1103 ---
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I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too.
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--- #137 messages/263 ---
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Inside of me there are two wolves. The first says "wait no I'm actually a
human" and the other says "I'm a witch! Teehee"
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--- #138 fediverse/3188 ---
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@user-883
they liiiiike you 😋
maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #139 fediverse/3815 ---
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trying to tame a young dumb monster, wish me luck, I see good in him
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curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #141 fediverse/4735 ---
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│ CW: homeless-drugs-mentioned-poop-mentioned │
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everyone's all like "oh we need to help the homeless people end their drug
addictions so let's punish them for having high levels of certain chemicals in
their blood feces and urine" when really what we should be doing is getting
them a Linux gameboy like an Anbernic
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--- #142 fediverse/1414 ---
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they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
and cucumbers
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--- #143 fediverse/3406 ---
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@user-1218
ohhhhh I think the password is menardi. or maybe ephemeren. I forget.
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gonna go on a walk. my cat is missing because I let her out last night. I'm
worried sick! this morning I almost puked all over my toes.
she'll probably show up when it gets dark. I bet she's hunkered down
somewhere. Ah, well, might as well walk around my neighborhood actively
searching bushes and such. Why not? It's not like I got anything else to do
right now.
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--- #145 fediverse/3987 ---
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│ CW: kinky-lewd │
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I'm the kind of switch that likes to outmaneuver their foes while subbing and
directly control everything when I'm domming
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--- #146 fediverse/347 ---
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│ CW: food-mentioned │
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cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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@user-1669
sorry, I'm on a roll. Gotta speak my mind, even if it has other stuff bouncing
around in it. I hope you understand : )
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it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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--- #149 fediverse/6239 ---
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somehow that came out wrong - I meant when you die, suddenly you stop growing
and you are who you be. forever, alegacy.
I'd rather be awake and alive, thank you very much. I think I'm worth more as
such. Plus it's nice, to me? to be unafraid and free? if you'd feed a cat,
you'd shelter a humon. oh, you want me to work like a rat. ah well I'll wander
through this maze, with my head all in a daze, we'll see what I can still see
tomorrow.
... I'd rather not be who I don't actively want to be, I think the more
correct way of saying it. I mispronounced. I misspoke. Sorry it's just hard
for me. my cats meowing at me.
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--- #150 fediverse/3491 ---
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│ CW: politics-mentioned │
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@user-620
"hey I have an idea let's poke a wounded animal with sharp teeth until it
feels like it's backed into a corner because it's been spending the past
couple years ruminating and telling itself that we want to kill it and it's
children"
it doesn't matter what the truth is - they believe what they want.
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--- #151 fediverse/4086 ---
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I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
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--- #152 fediverse/1196 ---
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@user-883
you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure
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--- #153 fediverse/309 ---
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@user-223 normies need third places too... just, a lot of them, I guess.
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--- #154 fediverse/4083 ---
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It's easy to stop cringing at others, but how the heck do you stop cringing at
yourself?? it's impossible!!
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--- #155 fediverse/6135 ---
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my girlfriends are the cutest things ever invented fite me
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--- #156 fediverse/934 ---
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@user-171
thanks, it's my most precious possession
along with my flash drive with all my files on it. at least, the ones since I
last backed up from my computer.
does my cat count as a possession?
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--- #157 fediverse/6234 ---
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│ CW: somehow-even-worse-curse │
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good thing they can turn off their empathy module haha now they can torture
them as they please
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--- #158 fediverse/780 ---
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@user-576
So says I. Do you disagree?
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--- #159 fediverse/615 ---
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wretched doesn't necessarily imply miserable.
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--- #160 messages/483 ---
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"hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #161 fediverse/1842 ---
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I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not
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--- #162 fediverse/1213 ---
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why did g0d see fit to put the zero right next to the o key
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--- #163 fediverse/329 ---
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@user-241 okayyyy if I must =P =P
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--- #164 fediverse/4804 ---
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I love it when wine doesn't work because it "failed to open program.exe"
... okay, can you tell me why it failed?
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--- #165 fediverse_boost/6053 ---
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║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║
║ │ i post compulsively lmfao │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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--- #166 fediverse/4279 ---
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...zzzZZZzzz...
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--- #167 fediverse/4280 ---
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--- #168 fediverse/2607 ---
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│ CW: re: politics-fascism-sexual-assault-mentioned │
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@user-249
most people don't talk to me so either you're braver than most or I hit a
common chord that you and I share
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--- #169 fediverse/4878 ---
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OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
strikes back part twoooooo
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--- #170 fediverse/487 ---
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I don't really care about capitalism, sorry... why should the butcher be paid
more than the baker? It's all a bit silly to me.
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--- #171 fediverse/1380 ---
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sorry my english isn't very good teehee, I'm translating from my brain
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--- #172 fediverse/6102 ---
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sorry I was just making stuff up because it's fun, hope I didn't accidentally
unleash disaster or masterpiece, either would be equally bad
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--- #173 fediverse/1140 ---
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@user-78
ah but if you increase it then I might be able to actually finish a thought,
wouldn't that be a tragedy xD
@user-91
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--- #174 fediverse/4855 ---
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"you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #175 messages/967 ---
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oppositional coding is getting jobs at their corporations and implementing
bugs and vulnerabilities
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--- #176 fediverse/2927 ---
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│ CW: re: cursing-mentioned │
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@user-192
It doesn't have to be this way! We shall be cute again, this I swear. For the
good of all humanity, the catgirls must feel safe again! Let there be meows!!
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--- #177 fediverse/4304 ---
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"mom can we have some trans girls"
"no, we have trans girls at home"
the trans girls at home: :fediverse:
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--- #178 fediverse/4896 ---
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│ CW: re: relationships, mh(+/-), where I've been recently │
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@user-1748
they want you drained and overloaded.
makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #179 fediverse/5804 ---
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it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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--- #180 fediverse/4555 ---
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│ CW: BGC-spoilers │
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@user-883
didn't that guy die in like, the very next scene?? oops spoilers
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--- #181 fediverse/771 ---
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@user-192
yeeeesh that sounds like a hornets nest. impossible to untangle, like a rats
nest! I prefer my homes like a robin's nest, neat, orderly, and made to design.
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--- #182 fediverse/2101 ---
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@user-192
... wait, who does that? Do you think they're a bot?
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--- #183 fediverse/3614 ---
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socks are a lie drafted by big thread to get us to invest in knitting machines
so we don't have to buy our own footwear at the store
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--- #184 fediverse/1771 ---
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if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #185 fediverse/322 ---
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And lo!
She would forever be know
As the girl who would smell
Like she had pissed herself
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... zzz ZZZ zzz ...
if sleep won't come I'll write down the thoughts that are keeping me up. that
usually makes it easier.
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born to write xlock screensavers
cursed to shitpost
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@user-950
heh somehow I managed to die inbetween games? yeah that checks out
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I just want to stress that most people know more than me
slept on my back. had a good dream. gonna shut the fuck up for a bit and see
what ya'll get up to. ;) 😉
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whoops I'm unhinged
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"hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
thing."
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cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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goodnight ...zzzZZZzzz...
don't push when sleep
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oh noooooo now I have to count to a thousand or so
twice
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ah, but my dear... your "wisdom" has side effects.
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Wish someone would tell me how much they hate me so I knew to be ashamed
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OH
this right here is so crucial
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gonna touch grass. maybe do some programming. ttyl
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@user-1572
nope
I figure if I have to rebuild them, oh well.
plus this way I can give each of my computers a slightly different personality.
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I play video games to help me think just like programmers play video games to
help them sleep
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