=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 gosh now I gotta type the other one, my cat's gonna killllll me she really
 doesn't like my typing in the middle o the night oops
dated "almost christmas, december twenty something, in history AD."  live is just the universe interpreting random data.  life is a billion to one. what has been found here is impossible to descrive, so unlikely is it when sompared to the background.  space is empty save for you. act as such.  a human preserves and infant over an elder is purely due to the child's potential. so too does life have potential. do not waste it on folly   dashes  if you were given a random waveform, how long before you begin noticing irregularities in it's form?  maybe... a billion or two years?  espcially if like, everyone's lkooking.  [non-alien-voice]: what if we made an app that shared everyone's streaming feed? except, like, twitching to on-screen events like picking up coins in mario  ... anyway as I was saying, aliens showed up around the 1980s and people expect they were visiting in response to nuclear invasion events (sometimes even on their own people!)  like, c'mon there's not enough mass there for that kind of detonition. it's gotta be an anomaly.  ... this changes everything.  HUMANS ARE IMPORTANT  [there's more but I don't have room to type it all, sorry]
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/4642 ---
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 i type too much, gtg to sleep.
 
 my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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--- #2 fediverse/2928 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 oh no! the she can only mow, the meow is incomplete!!
 
 this catgirl needs an E injection ASAP! GET TO IT LADS
 
 hup hup hup hup
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--- #3 bluesky#40 ---
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 you don't prevent a cataclysm by sleeping through it.
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--- #4 fediverse/194 ---
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 @user-168 hehehehehehe witch cackles I told you it was a nightmare
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--- #5 fediverse/5503 ---
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 I bet if you put me and my cat next to a glass wall with a cougar inside after
 a while that big cat would be domesticated
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--- #6 fediverse/1613 ---
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 "Hi, welcome to my home, this is my cat, his name is Gopher, but I mostly just
 call him Kitty or Dude."
 
 the cat introducing himself "hi my name is Yoursuchagoodkittyyesyouare but you
 can call me Yesyouare or Suchagood for short."
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--- #7 fediverse/1300 ---
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #8 fediverse/5673 ---
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 darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
 to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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--- #9 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #10 fediverse/6224 ---
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 @user-1912 
 
 cannabis :blobcatwitch:
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--- #11 fediverse/3924 ---
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 we must upgrade cats until they can survive falls from terminal velocity
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--- #12 fediverse/552 ---
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 @user-398 
 
 you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on
 this hill
 
 (jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who
 likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation)
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--- #13 fediverse/4554 ---
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 can't fucking wait till we're done eating the rich and I can go back to a
 simple life of playing with my cat, making video games, writing poetry (bad
 poetry, but I like it) and hanging out with my friends.
 
 gotta build the social infrastructure to get through this phase first, though.
 something something echo chambers exist IRL too
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--- #14 fediverse/4490 ---
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 where oh where is my dear sweet kitty
 
 she is lovely and wonderful and precious to me
 
 oh how I miss her, the squeaks, the litter flakes on my desk, the headbutts,
 the biscuits, the way she felt on my back as she climbed off the fridge...
 
 I do hope she comes back. : (
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--- #15 fediverse/5360 ---
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 another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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--- #16 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #17 bluesky#38 ---
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 thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
 
 thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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--- #18 messages/359 ---
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 "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
 make sure it stays that way."
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--- #19 fediverse/4744 ---
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 me to my cat: "don't eat so much that you puke, okay?"
 
 me to me: "yeah I can take on another task, I'm almost done with this one and
 then I'll just do that one and maybe this one'll get back to me at the same
 time as this one which conflicts with this other thing so maybe I'll just
 puke, okay?"
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--- #20 fediverse/215 ---
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 @user-95 i've only hung out with a moth once and it was kind of while my cat
 was mauling it, oops... they're very cool though so I picked that one too. Fox
 was my main answer
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--- #21 fediverse/2285 ---
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 if you're ever hanging out with my cat and she puts her paw on your face, that
 means she wants you to kiss her forehead. 😋
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--- #22 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #23 messages/663 ---
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 "cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
 as I reach for my chopsticks
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--- #24 messages/777 ---
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 waaaahhhhhhhh my computer broke because I didn't touch it T.T
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--- #25 fediverse/2314 ---
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 couldn't sleep. Oh well. Here's what I couldn't get out of my head:
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--- #26 fediverse/4489 ---
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 I miss my cat, but now that it's dark I can go looking for her again. : )
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--- #27 fediverse/3209 ---
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 I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
 
 she wanted more.
 
 what have I done.
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--- #28 messages/701 ---
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 one sec  gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
 lemme think
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--- #29 fediverse/1648 ---
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 "oh no my stuff touchers are casting a spell on my keyboard without my
 knowledge, how peculiar" said no-one in particular
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--- #30 fediverse/4532 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 so... orange tabby cat? 😋
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--- #31 fediverse/4827 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 I run Nix on one of my laptops and I really enjoy it : )
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--- #32 fediverse/5124 ---
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 │ CW: re: NSFW, kink (ABDL), lewd pic w/o nudity │
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #33 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #34 fediverse/371 ---
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 @user-274 @user-275 
 
 ouch why did that hit so close to home T.T
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--- #35 fediverse/6111 ---
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 whoops forgot to post these last night, how silly of me, surely there wasn't a
 reason I better just hit that blue button on all of them to be safe
screenshot of the post so the dear readers (the ones with or without antlers) can see the blue button in reference to the post which says post.
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--- #36 messages/272 ---
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 Cats only want one thing and its fucking disgusting [cat food]
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--- #37 fediverse/4849 ---
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 sometimes I'll hear my cat meow the way she does when she wants something but
 then I turn around and she's halfway through giving herself a bath /shrug
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--- #38 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #39 fediverse/6178 ---
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 ... wait, shit I forgot I was about to go do a thing, ttyl
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--- #40 fediverse/5255 ---
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 │ CW: cursed           │
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 what if we genetically engineered cat fur to taste [good/bad] to cats and
 [good/bad] to humans
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--- #41 fediverse/3722 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 playing one of my 4 gameboys, reading some of my books or journals, using
 their own brought devices, playing with my cat (she's not sociable but if you
 don't mind her claws she can fight and that's kinda fun) watching something on
 the TV, talking with other people, making / eating food, um... sleeping... and
 "sleeping"... idk what else tho. Drawing? Getting stoned? I have lots of bad
 edibles.
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--- #42 fediverse/978 ---
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 @user-699 @user-78 
 
 I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
 thoughts
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--- #43 fediverse/2911 ---
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 and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #44 fediverse/1207 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 okayyyy I have catgirl installed
 
 https://git.causal.agency/catgirl/about/
 
 let me know what server or whatever to join
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--- #45 messages/551 ---
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #46 fediverse/2472 ---
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 beep boop gonna pedal my bike
 
 might spend 200$ on a flea collar for my cat tho because she needs it.
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--- #47 fediverse/1466 ---
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 my opsec is non-existent teehee does anyone want my IP? or even my address,
 it's not like I lock my door
 
 if (when) my poor decisions get me killed (whoops adding content warning)
 please throw a brick at an insurance company for me thanks
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--- #48 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #49 fediverse/4977 ---
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 Can't do much from my home place. Gonna walk around a bit. I may first eat
 some food or snuggle my cat, we'll see.
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--- #50 fediverse/3937 ---
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 awwwww, I wish I was tacticool : (
 
 sure would be nice to have SOMETHING going for me >.>
 
 ah well guess I'm more of the "eepy sleepy" type teehee
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--- #51 fediverse/1044 ---
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 #CDCsays to always cheese the cat when they need it
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--- #52 fediverse/1334 ---
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 │ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #53 fediverse/5942 ---
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 I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #54 fediverse/357 ---
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 @user-5 
 
 and mobile users who accidentally type . instead of [space] or something like
 that which is easy to mistakenly press on some keyboards
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--- #55 fediverse/2044 ---
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 honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
 you like, and one for people you trust
 
 (I have one)
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--- #56 fediverse/365 ---
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 @user-269 
 
 oh you mean like gmail? hmmmm something something don't be evil
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--- #57 fediverse/3856 ---
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 I'm tired of working as hard as I can and still ending up wrong
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--- #58 fediverse/1718 ---
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 dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
 literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
 and it'll just, do that thing
 
 how cool is that
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--- #59 fediverse/5598 ---
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 @user-1856 
 
 girl why did you not FOLLOW THAT CAT??
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--- #60 messages/685 ---
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 If someone calls you in the middle of the night asking to be let in because
 they need a place to sleep, don't let them in! Unless you know them obvi but
 someone you don't know trying to manipulate you like "please I need some
 shelter" like, babe no, we need to know each other first, it's dark, I'm in my
 pajamas, c'mon.
 
 If it's below freezing then okay, maybe, but... They got themselves into that
 situation
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--- #61 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #62 fediverse/1233 ---
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 low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
 but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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--- #63 fediverse/4468 ---
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 oh look at me, typing my thoughts while doing chores. And you all get to
 listen, you lucky ducks ; )
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--- #64 fediverse/684 ---
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 @user-507 
 
 meow
 
 now there's just a few more
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--- #65 fediverse/4840 ---
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 oh my god what a witch
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--- #66 fediverse/1086 ---
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 │ CW: death-mentioned-mental-health │
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 "I like you" neat
 
 "I don't like you" guess I'll die
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--- #67 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #68 fediverse/3190 ---
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 │ CW: mental-health-mentioned-suicide-mentioned-capitalism-mentioned │
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 "oh don't mind her she's just suicidal over capitalism and making it everyone
 else's problem"
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--- #69 fediverse/5488 ---
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 okay ttyl I gotta go play video games I guess >.>
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--- #70 fediverse/4024 ---
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 my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
 other people who visit the house.
 
 but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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--- #71 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #72 fediverse/1175 ---
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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--- #73 fediverse/4876 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: US politics-related, personal │
 └───────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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--- #74 fediverse/5748 ---
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 ...zzzZZZzzz...
 
 whyyyyyy am I so sleeeeepy oh yeah it's this human form, I gotta feed it and
 water it and rest it and take care of it and it's totally worth it
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--- #75 fediverse/3736 ---
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 what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
 rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
 litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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--- #76 fediverse/6447 ---
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 I just ate a whooooole chocolate bar
 
 it melted in my hands
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--- #77 fediverse/6029 ---
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 spilled water on my keyboard by living with a cat. it might be broken so I'm
 using a spare that my girlfriend lent me. if you're wondering why my password
 sounds different...
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--- #78 fediverse/1244 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: scary-violence-death │
 └──────────────────────────┘


 in a battle, your foe's greatest weapon is the screams of your falling.
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--- #79 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #80 fediverse/4439 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: suicide-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────┘


 I would never kill myself
 
 just want to put it out there.
 
 I'd rather face torture and shame and confinement than die by my own hand.
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--- #81 fediverse/4437 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: guns-mentioned   │
 └──────────────────────┘


 buying guns is one thing
 
 but food is just as important.
 
 stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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--- #82 fediverse/3288 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────┘


 Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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--- #83 messages/479 ---
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 Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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--- #84 fediverse/4510 ---
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 they should make a loaf of bread that's just butts and another type of loaf of
 bread that has the crust already cut off
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--- #85 fediverse/2096 ---
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 queer computer touchers, check
 
 catboys/girls, check
 
 furries, check
 
 robots, check
 
 ... where are the vampires at?
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--- #86 fediverse/956 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: spirituality │
 └──────────────────────┘


 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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--- #87 fediverse/382 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: gross-pets       │
 └──────────────────────┘


 the one thing I've never ever procrastinated is the sound of my cat preparing
 to yak
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--- #88 fediverse/892 ---
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 @user-622 
 
 ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
 screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
 
 frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
 good men-at-arms gone T.T
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--- #89 fediverse/3179 ---
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 omg it's like Black and White before Black and White was a thing!
A preview from the Nintendo Power magazine for a game released only in japan called Doshin and the Giant.
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--- #90 fediverse/6204 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: scary            │
 └──────────────────────┘


 if the christians got killed rid all of the queers they'd miss them within
 years. not decades. then, they would never forget them. neither within years,
 nor decades.
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--- #91 fediverse/1145 ---
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 I just wanted to be a silly girl who climbs trees and roasts marshmallows on
 campfires why did I end up like lain in bed listening to thunder T.T T.T
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--- #92 fediverse/3285 ---
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 ah well guess I can't stream things hehe
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--- #93 fediverse/1669 ---
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 "she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
 to describe as."
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--- #94 fediverse/3696 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: mental-health    │
 └──────────────────────┘


 why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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--- #95 fediverse/5185 ---
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 frankly it makes a ton of sense to me that computer programmers would have a
 game playing in the monitor. Gotta keep those brains active after all.
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--- #96 messages/929 ---
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 {[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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--- #97 fediverse/4697 ---
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 I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
 climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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--- #98 fediverse/4192 ---
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 whyyyyyyy am I cursed with this 1024 character limit
 
 why can't it be like, 16 characters total. I think that'd limit my thoughts
 enough.
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--- #99 fediverse/3150 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────┘


 I fucking hate how games give dopamine
 
 they're so much more educational than that.
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--- #100 fediverse/4940 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #101 fediverse/5961 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
 
 (I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
 [girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #102 messages/49 ---
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 [Audio: ramblings-of-a-whackadoodle.wav]
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--- #103 fediverse/4336 ---
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 gonna play more video games, currently have 11 tabs of written posts open in
 my browser...
 
 (okay a few of them get a little off-topic, but hey I have ADHD what do you
 expect of me)
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--- #104 messages/1112 ---
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 "oh no the primitive animals burnt all their wood fodder"
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--- #105 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #106 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #107 fediverse/6094 ---
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 whoops, I tripped and fell onto my keyboard and started posting, my bad!
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--- #108 messages/77 ---
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 And lo!
 
 She would forever be know
 
 As the girl who smelled
 
 Like she had pissed herself
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--- #109 fediverse/5357 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: CIA-bullshit-mentioned-oops-cursing-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-1807 
 
 haha thanks i hate it because it's true
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--- #110 fediverse/5997 ---
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 they attack the bad guys in our provinces and say that it's our foes, and they
 attack the bad guys in their provinces and say that it's ours that are foes
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--- #111 fediverse/3597 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: computers-mentioned │
 └─────────────────────────────┘


 @user-1573 
 
 oh how could I forget! VIMFOLDS! Absolutely impossible for me to live without
 them tbh
a picture of a vimrc file.
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--- #112 fediverse/936 ---
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 @user-171 
 
 ha no she's more of a whiny baby
 
 but like, a cool one, who likes to be a predator and hunt things
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--- #113 fediverse/4042 ---
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 "Argh I hate being validated!"people in denial
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--- #114 fediverse/4546 ---
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 oh no she's in one of her bipolar moods
 
 um. I'm just gonna log off till it's done, ttyl
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--- #115 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #116 messages/1210 ---
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 predators don't hunt animals, they hunt diseases.
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--- #117 fediverse/1411 ---
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 go to sleep what's wrong with you jeezzzz
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--- #118 fediverse/2771 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: disordered-eating │
 └───────────────────────┘


 "stop starving yourself" to the tune of "stop hitting yourself"
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--- #119 fediverse/2954 ---
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 whenever my cat is whining I walk around doing things that she might want
 until she stops trying to claw me - oh you want your litter cleaned? yeah sure
 I gotchu. oh you wanna go outside? nah okay how about playing with this yarn?
 no? okay let's see... oh dear you can see the bottom of your food bowl,
 conveniently forgetting the other mostly full food bowl over there... 😅
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--- #120 fediverse/4171 ---
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 me, waking up in the morning and reading my own posts
 
 alright what's the damage this time
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--- #121 fediverse/2924 ---
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 uh-oh, gotta go! I've been doomscrolling for too long! pkill firefox
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--- #122 fediverse/1378 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 one ring to rule them all
 
 one ring to find them
 
 one ring to slave them all
 
 and in the darkness bind them
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--- #123 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #124 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head.  
                                                                              
  Either one is fine.                                                         
  
                                                            
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--- #125 fediverse/5246 ---
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 lol I spent half an hour holding a trowel and then I designed a new type of
 digging instrument
 
 and they want me to work a job /eyeroll
 /stickey-outey-tonguey-face/pics/all/total/* -ffvagrnbeexey --no-menus 14
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--- #126 fediverse/158 ---
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 @user-95 hang on one of these is not like the others
 
 (!!!)
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--- #127 fediverse/3689 ---
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 "mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
 
 "sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
 
 the kirby's air ride at home:
a picture of a pre-release image from Nintendo Power showing an obviously unfinished version of Kirby's Air Ride the Nintendo Gamecube game... except for Nintendo 64. Clearly it was delayed.
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--- #128 fediverse/806 ---
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 ... sorry, forgot to content warning that last one. I'm kinda using this
 format like a twitch stream... how [weird, strange, perceiving, perplexing,
 confusing]
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--- #129 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  unhinged rants per random number                                            
  
                                                            
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--- #130 fediverse/3014 ---
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 the part of me that thinks "woof I gotta stop posting on the fediverse" is not
 the part of me that posts on the fediverse.
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--- #131 fediverse/5965 ---
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 "you're too loud, weirdo"
 
 okayyyyy
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--- #132 fediverse/4072 ---
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 I like games that test my reflexes
 
 I also like games that test my wit
 
 but most of all I like games that test my patience with strategy
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--- #133 messages/1256 ---
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 I'm not like him.
 
 he's like me.
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--- #134 fediverse/1488 ---
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 I don't know who needs to hear this, but it hurts less to be despised than
 ignored.
 
 which is why you don't feed the trolls, and always pet the neocats
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--- #135 fediverse/4598 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────┘


 I'm gonna play a fucking video game because I like video games and it's
 important to relax
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--- #136 messages/1103 ---
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 I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too.
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--- #137 messages/263 ---
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 Inside of me there are two wolves. The first says "wait no I'm actually a
 human" and the other says "I'm a witch! Teehee"
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--- #138 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #139 fediverse/3815 ---
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 trying to tame a young dumb monster, wish me luck, I see good in him
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--- #140 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #141 fediverse/4735 ---
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 everyone's all like "oh we need to help the homeless people end their drug
 addictions so let's punish them for having high levels of certain chemicals in
 their blood feces and urine" when really what we should be doing is getting
 them a Linux gameboy like an Anbernic
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--- #142 fediverse/1414 ---
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 they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
 
 of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
 and cucumbers
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--- #143 fediverse/3406 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 ohhhhh I think the password is menardi. or maybe ephemeren. I forget.
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--- #144 fediverse/4486 ---
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 gonna go on a walk. my cat is missing because I let her out last night. I'm
 worried sick! this morning I almost puked all over my toes.
 
 she'll probably show up when it gets dark. I bet she's hunkered down
 somewhere. Ah, well, might as well walk around my neighborhood actively
 searching bushes and such. Why not? It's not like I got anything else to do
 right now.
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--- #145 fediverse/3987 ---
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 I'm the kind of switch that likes to outmaneuver their foes while subbing and
 directly control everything when I'm domming
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--- #146 fediverse/347 ---
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 cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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--- #147 fediverse/4428 ---
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 @user-1669 
 
 sorry, I'm on a roll. Gotta speak my mind, even if it has other stuff bouncing
 around in it. I hope you understand : )
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--- #148 fediverse/3253 ---
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 it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
 from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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--- #149 fediverse/6239 ---
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 somehow that came out wrong - I meant when you die, suddenly you stop growing
 and you are who you be. forever, alegacy.
 
 I'd rather be awake and alive, thank you very much. I think I'm worth more as
 such. Plus it's nice, to me? to be unafraid and free? if you'd feed a cat,
 you'd shelter a humon. oh, you want me to work like a rat. ah well I'll wander
 through this maze, with my head all in a daze, we'll see what I can still see
 tomorrow.
 
 ... I'd rather not be who I don't actively want to be, I think the more
 correct way of saying it. I mispronounced. I misspoke. Sorry it's just hard
 for me. my cats meowing at me.
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--- #150 fediverse/3491 ---
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 @user-620 
 
 "hey I have an idea let's poke a wounded animal with sharp teeth until it
 feels like it's backed into a corner because it's been spending the past
 couple years ruminating and telling itself that we want to kill it and it's
 children"
 
 it doesn't matter what the truth is - they believe what they want.
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--- #151 fediverse/4086 ---
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 I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
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--- #152 fediverse/1196 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure 
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--- #153 fediverse/309 ---
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 @user-223 normies need third places too... just, a lot of them, I guess.
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--- #154 fediverse/4083 ---
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 It's easy to stop cringing at others, but how the heck do you stop cringing at
 yourself?? it's impossible!!
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--- #155 fediverse/6135 ---
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 my girlfriends are the cutest things ever invented fite me
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--- #156 fediverse/934 ---
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 @user-171 
 
 thanks, it's my most precious possession
 
 along with my flash drive with all my files on it. at least, the ones since I
 last backed up from my computer.
 
 does my cat count as a possession?
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--- #157 fediverse/6234 ---
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 good thing they can turn off their empathy module haha now they can torture
 them as they please
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--- #158 fediverse/780 ---
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 @user-576 
 
 So says I. Do you disagree?
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--- #159 fediverse/615 ---
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 wretched doesn't necessarily imply miserable.
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--- #160 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #161 fediverse/1842 ---
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 I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not
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--- #162 fediverse/1213 ---
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 why did g0d see fit to put the zero right next to the o key
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--- #163 fediverse/329 ---
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 @user-241 okayyyy if I must =P =P
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--- #164 fediverse/4804 ---
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 I love it when wine doesn't work because it "failed to open program.exe"
 
 ... okay, can you tell me why it failed?
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--- #165 fediverse_boost/6053 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  i post compulsively lmfao                                                   
  
                                                            
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--- #166 fediverse/4279 ---
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 ...zzzZZZzzz...
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--- #167 fediverse/4280 ---
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I am brave with what I say but fearful with what I do
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--- #168 fediverse/2607 ---
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 @user-249 
 
 most people don't talk to me so either you're braver than most or I hit a
 common chord that you and I share
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--- #169 fediverse/4878 ---
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 OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
 strikes back part twoooooo
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--- #170 fediverse/487 ---
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 I don't really care about capitalism, sorry... why should the butcher be paid
 more than the baker? It's all a bit silly to me.
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--- #171 fediverse/1380 ---
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 sorry my english isn't very good teehee, I'm translating from my brain
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--- #172 fediverse/6102 ---
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 sorry I was just making stuff up because it's fun, hope I didn't accidentally
 unleash disaster or masterpiece, either would be equally bad
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--- #173 fediverse/1140 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 ah but if you increase it then I might be able to actually finish a thought,
 wouldn't that be a tragedy xD
 
 @user-91
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--- #174 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #175 messages/967 ---
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 oppositional coding is getting jobs at their corporations and implementing
 bugs and vulnerabilities
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--- #176 fediverse/2927 ---
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 │ CW: re: cursing-mentioned │
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 @user-192 
 
 It doesn't have to be this way! We shall be cute again, this I swear. For the
 good of all humanity, the catgirls must feel safe again! Let there be meows!!
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--- #177 fediverse/4304 ---
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 "mom can we have some trans girls"
 
 "no, we have trans girls at home"
 
 the trans girls at home: :fediverse:
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--- #178 fediverse/4896 ---
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #179 fediverse/5804 ---
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 it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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--- #180 fediverse/4555 ---
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 │ CW: BGC-spoilers     │
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 @user-883 
 
 didn't that guy die in like, the very next scene?? oops spoilers
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--- #181 fediverse/771 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 yeeeesh that sounds like a hornets nest. impossible to untangle, like a rats
 nest! I prefer my homes like a robin's nest, neat, orderly, and made to design.
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--- #182 fediverse/2101 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... wait, who does that? Do you think they're a bot?
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--- #183 fediverse/3614 ---
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 socks are a lie drafted by big thread to get us to invest in knitting machines
 so we don't have to buy our own footwear at the store
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--- #184 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #185 fediverse/322 ---
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 And lo!
 
 She would forever be know
 
 As the girl who would smell
 
 Like she had pissed herself
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--- #186 fediverse/2496 ---
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 ... zzz ZZZ zzz ...
 
 if sleep won't come I'll write down the thoughts that are keeping me up. that
 usually makes it easier.
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--- #187 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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--- #188 fediverse/1374 ---
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 @user-950 
 
 heh somehow I managed to die inbetween games? yeah that checks out
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--- #189 fediverse/2523 ---
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 I just want to stress that most people know more than me
 
 slept on my back. had a good dream. gonna shut the fuck up for a bit and see
 what ya'll get up to. ;) 😉
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--- #190 fediverse/5756 ---
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 whoops I'm unhinged
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--- #191 fediverse/6321 ---
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 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
 thing."
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--- #192 messages/977 ---
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 cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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--- #193 fediverse/6452 ---
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 goodnight ...zzzZZZzzz...
 
 don't push when sleep
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--- #194 fediverse/4169 ---
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 oh noooooo now I have to count to a thousand or so
 
 twice
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--- #195 fediverse/1143 ---
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 ah, but my dear... your "wisdom" has side effects.
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--- #196 messages/228 ---
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 Wish someone would tell me how much they hate me so I knew to be ashamed
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--- #197 fediverse/6299 ---
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 OH
 
 this right here is so crucial
noblesse oblige /ō-blēzh′/ noun      Benevolent, honorable behavior considered to be the responsibility of persons of high birth or rank. The honourable obligation that is the responsibility of those of high rank; in American English this often includes the expectation of benevolent actions such as helping those less fortunate. The obligation of those of high rank to be honorable and generous (often used ironically).
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--- #198 fediverse/6057 ---
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 gonna touch grass. maybe do some programming. ttyl
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--- #199 fediverse/3602 ---
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 @user-1572
 
 nope
 
 I figure if I have to rebuild them, oh well.
 
 plus this way I can give each of my computers a slightly different personality.
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--- #200 fediverse/5239 ---
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 I play video games to help me think just like programmers play video games to
 help them sleep
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