=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 boys wear pants because they're more flexible for work and less likely to get
 in the way.
 
 girls wear dresses so they can pee anywhere.
 
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 messages/77 ---
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 And lo!
 
 She would forever be know
 
 As the girl who smelled
 
 Like she had pissed herself
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--- #2 fediverse/322 ---
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 And lo!
 
 She would forever be know
 
 As the girl who would smell
 
 Like she had pissed herself
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--- #3 fediverse/1866 ---
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 listen, girls are cute and all, but have you considered...
 
 boys?
 
 and I mean yeah, true, but listen boys are cute and all, but have you
 considered...
 
 girls?
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #5 messages/1288 ---
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 I am an incontinent girl. Of course my bed smells like piss.
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--- #6 fediverse/4687 ---
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 "girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
 your backpack"
 
 yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then
 you are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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--- #7 fediverse/4688 ---
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I don't even lock my front door anymore
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 What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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--- #9 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #10 fediverse/1531 ---
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 An American princess wears turquoise and silver, not diamonds. Though I'm sure
 she wears diamonds sometimes too.
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--- #11 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #12 fediverse/3875 ---
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 @user-1611 
 
 all things that move other things are either pipes, or buckets.
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--- #13 fediverse/6457 ---
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 the second rule is you don't have to hang out with mortals. there are places
 you can go where they won't find you, except by accident, and then you just go
 somewhere else.
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--- #14 fediverse/5269 ---
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 "girl why do you talk"
 
 girl why do you listen
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 me - "I have to wear diapers and it sucks because I hate them"
 
 my girlfriend - "okay but what if you didn't"
 
 me - ":O"
 
 she/her - "how did you make that sound with your mouth"
 
 the it - a-wawaWAwa
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--- #16 fediverse_boost/5196 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Everyone needs to learn the difference between going through something with someone, and someone putting you through something.  
  
                                                            
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 how scared you are is not the same as how hot you are.
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--- #18 fediverse/132 ---
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 and though I am perfect, I'm better than none of you.
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--- #19 fediverse/3123 ---
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 using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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--- #20 fediverse/2868 ---
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 a cloak is like a skirt that you wear around your shoulders
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