=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 @user-348
 
 noooooo the saxophone was great I promise! But I want you to explore new
 horizons too
Image shows a screenshot of a Mastodon comment, specifically the comment that the original poster is responding to. The screenshotted comment says "I have to return to Saxophone this week. Help me pick which instrument I rent next for TodePond music." TodePond is a Youtube Channel that shows very surreal videos about programming and cartoon frogs. It's very cool, I love it a lot. Anyway, the original post has a poll attached. The four options are number 1: another saxophone? number 2: Cello number 3: trombone, maybe tuba and number 4: flute the author of this toot has picked flute as their option. It received 29% of the votes, number 3 (trombone) received 29% as well, and Cello received 43%. Of note is that the first option, the option to pick another saxophone, received zero percent of the votes! Which implies that the saxophone wasn't well received. However, the author of this toot really likes the saxophone, even though they voted for the flute in the poll, because they want the musician to expand their horizons. Because to do so is to improve themselves, which is a pretty good thing to aspire for. Anyway read what the author wrote and you'll hear what she means. 
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/6014 ---
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 don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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--- #2 fediverse/2850 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 ... I want to read
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #4 fediverse/6051 ---
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 I wish I could go outside and see how things are going.
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--- #5 fediverse/5085 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 whenever they wanted
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--- #6 fediverse/1454 ---
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded) the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux? the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5 
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--- #7 messages/959 ---
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 I want a family
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--- #8 fediverse/2896 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 😭 girls and their dreams 😭
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--- #9 fediverse/891 ---
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 @user-95 
 
 if I was canadian I'd be ca-ritz!
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--- #10 fediverse/6321 ---
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 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
 thing."
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--- #11 fediverse/6297 ---
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 but I wanna go outside :(
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--- #12 fediverse/4086 ---
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 I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
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--- #13 messages/977 ---
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 cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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--- #14 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #15 fediverse/3573 ---
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 @user-1561 
 
 heyyy wanna be friends? I can offer letter repetition as tribute
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--- #16 fediverse/6211 ---
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 I trade the justice of my heart for the world my mind knows it wants.
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 Hey, can someone please accomplish my dreams for me? I'm too busy being a
 waste of potential!
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--- #18 messages/119 ---
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 I dream of a world of blues and greens with a bright white sky
 
 Then I open my eyes and look outside and see a world of blues and greens with
 a bright white sky
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--- #19 fediverse/6185 ---
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 @user-1909 
 
 what if I wanna
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--- #20 fediverse/3803 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 oh no, but I did!
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