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 I left for beer.
 
 I returned with a 6 pack.
 
 I entered my home with a 4 pack, because I left 2 beers on the porches of
 people that I know and trust and want to provide a better experience of life
 toward.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/6122 ---
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 I want to drink mai tais on a beach T.T
 
 alas, it's winter, and I'm poor
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--- #2 fediverse/3678 ---
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 I stopped smoking cannabis because possible job and wow... life feels between
 4 and 6 times longer
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--- #3 fediverse/2599 ---
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 the best way to heal from harm and from hurt is with a friend or three around
 a table with a beer or three and relative safety and privacy.
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--- #4 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #5 fediverse/1895 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day.
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--- #6 fediverse/4619 ---
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 I want the political right to exist, because otherwise there'd be nothing to
 talk about a couple beers in and with no real stakes except a good time with
 your friend who you disagree with
 
 I want the political right to exist, because, y'know, life liberty and justice
 for all and all that
 
 both of those are "left of center" takes and I've definitely held both at
 different parts of my life
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--- #7 fediverse/3689 ---
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 "mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
 
 "sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
 
 the kirby's air ride at home:
a picture of a pre-release image from Nintendo Power showing an obviously unfinished version of Kirby's Air Ride the Nintendo Gamecube game... except for Nintendo 64. Clearly it was delayed.
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--- #8 fediverse/1175 ---
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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 I want a revolution because i want to be at home in my homeland.
 
 Look at me! Be as me! I yearn to tell my friends. But they're too busy being
 like themselves.
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--- #10 fediverse/1263 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 My friends and I decided to hang out for two days in a row, I guess they
 aren't tired of me yet hehe - I might be around tonight but I'll let you know!
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--- #11 fediverse/575 ---
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 a small jar of instant coffee in your backpack can help if you need to stay
 awake for a time, perhaps to walk a distance you didn't expect, or to listen
 for those who would harm you.
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--- #12 messages/146 ---
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 maybe if I slept until the end of time,
 I'd do better on the way back.
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 I've had the same zit on the middle back of my neck for like, 6 months now, at
 least. how weird right
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--- #14 fediverse/4141 ---
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 @user-1268 
 
 I often walk to the grocery store, even though it's on the other side of the
 highway
 
 also I will walk sometimes to meet people nearby
 
 it's a fun occasion
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--- #15 fediverse/2516 ---
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 According to a sign that I passed just four days ago, I have one day left.
 Whatever that means.
 
 so next week better be good.
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 it's usually good to have some beer on hand. Just in case someone else should
 need it.
 
 Same with a lot of things, like common medicines and dietary requirements.
 Frankly each of us should have a well-stocked pantry, tended to by a
 quartermaster who knew what held worth. But hey that's just team dynamics,
 what can I say that's with more mirth?
 
 [okay fine I'll be sillier, I promise]
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--- #17 fediverse/2434 ---
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 I spent most of today asleep. I guess that's what I get for chatting all night
 with a stranger. gonna putz around a bit, should be nice.
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 just helped a friend move to a new place in 92` fahrenheit... I am
 exHAUSted... and a different friend invited me to a bar T.T
 
 we'll see how I feel after a shower and a nap.
 
 I'm honestly a little delirious teehee
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--- #19 fediverse/3478 ---
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 @user-1538 
 
 the night is short, walk on girl is about a girl walking around on a saturday
 night and getting old people drunk
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 eating fiery hot cheetos makes me feel drunk. Probably because I only eat them
 when I'm drinking.
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