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normalize hardware based volume controls on your speakers so that your
computer can't be hacked to play incredibly loud annoying anime music while
you're not home
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
--- #1 notes/speaker-details ---
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my speakers have a hardware knob for volume
this is the only way I can listen too
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--- #2 fediverse/3919 ---
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that feeling when your computers are just fucked and it's like... whatever,
computers are fucked, I don't give a fuck
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--- #3 fediverse/5947 ---
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you're supposed to try it out and see. or are you not a hacker?
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--- #4 fediverse/3246 ---
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the computer, fundamentally, cannot know who is logged into it.
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--- #5 fediverse/2198 ---
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@user-1206
Plug it into my mostly broken laptop that has the network card physically
removed and see what's on it
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--- #6 fediverse/3097 ---
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naturally occurring computers would never produce wires, or liquid cooling, or
anything that ever required any sort of configuration or external
environmental conditions.
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--- #7 messages/777 ---
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waaaahhhhhhhh my computer broke because I didn't touch it T.T
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--- #8 fediverse/5236 ---
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all encryption algorithms should open up as much configurability to their
processing as possible.
"hmmm, do I want N/A or otherkin?"
this would increase the variance in their outputs, essentially maximizing the
attack surface beyond the capability of any de-cryption hacker, who suddenly
has to try infinitely more possible combinations.
!["what if wages cost blood?" ... what is labor but blood? how much do you process of red blood cells? hemoglobin? your body's gotta make that, it's a resource under it's control. That's work! To toil for the processes of another is *work*, everything else that you do for yourself is play. Everyone I know who is a visionary is an incredibly smart, motivated, and usually successful personaerrages. I wouldn't even be surprised if they were psychic or luck magicians or secret fae elvenkin or other denizens of the wood and possibly they could have also been secret agents, having read an entire briefing on you, in particular, everything that's been written about you ever for all time has been placed in front of them. They can see the whole picture, that which you have no idea how to even use. They're trained for such things, and they relish the opportunity to perform their stakes and skills. The Central Intelligence Agency is the executive branch of the core of the [planet/plant/mold-en-core/*] so... why not give them [clues/dies/lies]? I'd prefer clues. If I had to pick. one is just more ethical, which is an expression of faith [[ suddenly everything elides ]]](/similar-different/media/2736e8c2a525cd59.png "\"what if wages cost blood?\" ... what is labor but blood? how much do you process of red blood cells? hemoglobin? your body's gotta make that, it's a resource under it's control. That's work! To toil for the processes of another is *work*, everything else that you do for yourself is play. Everyone I know who is a visionary is an incredibly smart, motivated, and usually successful personaerrages. I wouldn't even be surprised if they were psychic or luck magicians or secret fae elvenkin or other denizens of the wood and possibly they could have also been secret agents, having read an entire briefing on you, in particular, everything that's been written about you ever for all time has been placed in front of them. They can see the whole picture, that which you have no idea how to even use. They're trained for such things, and they relish the opportunity to perform their stakes and skills. The Central Intelligence Agency is the executive branch of the core of the [planet/plant/mold-en-core/*] so... why not give them [clues/dies/lies]? I'd prefer clues. If I had to pick. one is just more ethical, which is an expression of faith [[ suddenly everything elides ]]")
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what's the point of using a password manager if they're just going to 2FA your
ass anyway?
oh right, so google knows whenever someone signs into obscure-porn-site.com or
radical-chemistry-and-explosives.net or
cheap-hot-anime-gunpla-fast-xoxo.itch.io or whatever the kids are buying these
days
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don't wanna rush ya'll but every day that goes by they remove
"enemy-of-my-enemy"s from the equation.
oh, hang on you're just a cute computer nerd. Nevermind, go back to
programming or writing fanfiction or sleeping like a cute cat! Thanks for
letting me CORRUPT YOUR SPACE AND VIOLATE YOUR BOUNDARIES OF CONTENTMENT AND
EMOTIONAL SAFETY whoa sorry dunno where that came from I, uh, think I need to
do evil every time I make something important? It's like, a cosmic balance
kind of thing. I notice that after I write a banger poem or something I always
end up doing something evil afterwards like snapping at my girlfriend or
letting someone down or even just accidentally breaking one of my things. why
why why does it have to be that way? why why why am I so confusing of the way
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capitalism keeps things like this from you, because nobody would make art if
they couldn't profit off of it. Right?
Computers can do ANYTHING we ask them to. They are universal computing
machines.
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@user-1446
trans people long ago figured out that a great way to avoid rude comments is
to change your profile picture to an anime girl or something abstract like
mine. It's kinda fucked but it's whatever.
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I like to play with the camera zoomed in all the way and by only using my
mouse. no keyboard. just clicking noise.
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So much of computing is just... handling the quirks of hardware and presenting
it to the user (programmer) in a way that is sane and makes sense, instead of
the arcane and [nebulous/confabulous/incomprehensible] way that physical
nature demands our absurdly potentialized computational endeavors be.
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if your phone doesn't have a headphone jack, how are you going to use it for
anything that Apple doesn't want you to?
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USB drives which format themselves if they're plugged into a device they don't
recognize
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--- #17 messages/49 ---
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[Audio: ramblings-of-a-whackadoodle.wav]
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frankly it makes a ton of sense to me that computer programmers would have a
game playing in the monitor. Gotta keep those brains active after all.
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my mom used to always say "the computer will always do exactly what you tell
it to" and I've since learned that "the computer's obedience is why you make
backups"
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IF AI generates slop
AND AI steals artists works
THEN artists produce slop
OR AI steals artists work, not works
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