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normalize hardware based volume controls on your speakers so that your
computer can't be hacked to play incredibly loud annoying anime music while
you're not home
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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my speakers have a hardware knob for volume
this is the only way I can listen too
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that feeling when your computers are just fucked and it's like... whatever,
computers are fucked, I don't give a fuck
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you're supposed to try it out and see. or are you not a hacker?
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the computer, fundamentally, cannot know who is logged into it.
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@user-1206
Plug it into my mostly broken laptop that has the network card physically
removed and see what's on it
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naturally occurring computers would never produce wires, or liquid cooling, or
anything that ever required any sort of configuration or external
environmental conditions.
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waaaahhhhhhhh my computer broke because I didn't touch it T.T
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all encryption algorithms should open up as much configurability to their
processing as possible.
"hmmm, do I want N/A or otherkin?"
this would increase the variance in their outputs, essentially maximizing the
attack surface beyond the capability of any de-cryption hacker, who suddenly
has to try infinitely more possible combinations.
!["what if wages cost blood?" ... what is labor but blood? how much do you process of red blood cells? hemoglobin? your body's gotta make that, it's a resource under it's control. That's work! To toil for the processes of another is *work*, everything else that you do for yourself is play. Everyone I know who is a visionary is an incredibly smart, motivated, and usually successful personaerrages. I wouldn't even be surprised if they were psychic or luck magicians or secret fae elvenkin or other denizens of the wood and possibly they could have also been secret agents, having read an entire briefing on you, in particular, everything that's been written about you ever for all time has been placed in front of them. They can see the whole picture, that which you have no idea how to even use. They're trained for such things, and they relish the opportunity to perform their stakes and skills. The Central Intelligence Agency is the executive branch of the core of the [planet/plant/mold-en-core/*] so... why not give them [clues/dies/lies]? I'd prefer clues. If I had to pick. one is just more ethical, which is an expression of faith [[ suddenly everything elides ]]](/similar-different/media/2736e8c2a525cd59.png "\"what if wages cost blood?\" ... what is labor but blood? how much do you process of red blood cells? hemoglobin? your body's gotta make that, it's a resource under it's control. That's work! To toil for the processes of another is *work*, everything else that you do for yourself is play. Everyone I know who is a visionary is an incredibly smart, motivated, and usually successful personaerrages. I wouldn't even be surprised if they were psychic or luck magicians or secret fae elvenkin or other denizens of the wood and possibly they could have also been secret agents, having read an entire briefing on you, in particular, everything that's been written about you ever for all time has been placed in front of them. They can see the whole picture, that which you have no idea how to even use. They're trained for such things, and they relish the opportunity to perform their stakes and skills. The Central Intelligence Agency is the executive branch of the core of the [planet/plant/mold-en-core/*] so... why not give them [clues/dies/lies]? I'd prefer clues. If I had to pick. one is just more ethical, which is an expression of faith [[ suddenly everything elides ]]")
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what's the point of using a password manager if they're just going to 2FA your
ass anyway?
oh right, so google knows whenever someone signs into obscure-porn-site.com or
radical-chemistry-and-explosives.net or
cheap-hot-anime-gunpla-fast-xoxo.itch.io or whatever the kids are buying these
days
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don't wanna rush ya'll but every day that goes by they remove
"enemy-of-my-enemy"s from the equation.
oh, hang on you're just a cute computer nerd. Nevermind, go back to
programming or writing fanfiction or sleeping like a cute cat! Thanks for
letting me CORRUPT YOUR SPACE AND VIOLATE YOUR BOUNDARIES OF CONTENTMENT AND
EMOTIONAL SAFETY whoa sorry dunno where that came from I, uh, think I need to
do evil every time I make something important? It's like, a cosmic balance
kind of thing. I notice that after I write a banger poem or something I always
end up doing something evil afterwards like snapping at my girlfriend or
letting someone down or even just accidentally breaking one of my things. why
why why does it have to be that way? why why why am I so confusing of the way
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capitalism keeps things like this from you, because nobody would make art if
they couldn't profit off of it. Right?
Computers can do ANYTHING we ask them to. They are universal computing
machines.
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@user-1446
trans people long ago figured out that a great way to avoid rude comments is
to change your profile picture to an anime girl or something abstract like
mine. It's kinda fucked but it's whatever.
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I like to play with the camera zoomed in all the way and by only using my
mouse. no keyboard. just clicking noise.
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So much of computing is just... handling the quirks of hardware and presenting
it to the user (programmer) in a way that is sane and makes sense, instead of
the arcane and [nebulous/confabulous/incomprehensible] way that physical
nature demands our absurdly potentialized computational endeavors be.
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if your phone doesn't have a headphone jack, how are you going to use it for
anything that Apple doesn't want you to?
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USB drives which format themselves if they're plugged into a device they don't
recognize
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[Audio: ramblings-of-a-whackadoodle.wav]
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frankly it makes a ton of sense to me that computer programmers would have a
game playing in the monitor. Gotta keep those brains active after all.
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my mom used to always say "the computer will always do exactly what you tell
it to" and I've since learned that "the computer's obedience is why you make
backups"
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IF AI generates slop
AND AI steals artists works
THEN artists produce slop
OR AI steals artists work, not works
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worth
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screen record should just... copy from the associated music file instead of
like... imperfectly storing the visual contents??
better compression... 'sall I'm sayin'
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@user-138
maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
(I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
[girl, but pronounced guy])
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something something world of warcraft is a great example of a conduit
from computer to human. The icons are so cool, they're generic and colorful
and full of character. Fuck, I can't remember any more.
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*perfect*, we solved computation - just become a computer! easy!
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"you're too loud, weirdo"
okayyyyy
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why would I want other people using my computer? They don't know how to use my
computer! They might break something or mess something up or automatically
read/edit my files that are stored in standard locations through the usage of
a script which automagically scans and ransomwares machines on the internet
who store their files in specific standardized locations! no thank you.
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seriously a microphone and a raspberry pi for each apartment would solve like
90% of your insurgency problems
problem is it's highly unethical, so, only an unethical governing body would
do such a thing.
HMMMM CAN YOU THINK OF ANY OF THOSE? GEE I SURE CAN'T
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rhythm and rhyme are meant to be abused. be creative and it won't matter.
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I feel like mechanical keyboards with customizable emoji keypads would make a
killing on etsy
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girls who are into computers are kinda hot ngl
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I fucking hate how games give dopamine
they're so much more educational than that.
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Almost all of the recorded information is stored in your computer. But none of
it would be noticed by a god, reading the entire contents of the computer, 0
by 1 by 1 by 0.
Wikipedia and a reasonable LLM networking interface apparatus is really all
you need in order to make any type of workflow you want. And now, everyone
gets one. As soon as we can make them all go... (setup)
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Remind me again why we need computers that are so mind numbingly fast that we
can't possibly hope to understand their entire stack?
Oh yeah, so we aren't able to understand their stack. How could I forget.
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That feeling when running a command on my laptop causes the fans to spin up on
my desktop...!
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@user-366 @user-246 @user-367 @user-352
yikes those sound like pretty awful things. I don't know anything about the
author, I just read this essay on hacker news and it stuck with me as an
expression of a particular feeling that I've found difficult to articulate.
I'll read through the two things you posted.
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@user-883
wait until they learn what you've been working on while they were getting
better at... whatever they're more experienced in than you.
the computer pictures you post are legitimately some of the coolest I've
known! I don't exactly go looking for that kind of stuff because it's not my
thing, but I appreciate seeing all the neat stuff you're working on.
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linux is not a viable operating system for people who can only troubleshoot by
restarting their computer because every time they plug in a new audio device
suddenly their headphones don't work.
fucking alsa, fucking pulse, the entire stack is fucked
(and yes I know it's a very difficult problem)
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all you need for mouse buttons is alt ctrl and... shift
then bind shift to everything that you can.
can also bind backspace and delete if you have enough keys
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Yeah, sure, signal is encrypted, but they could just put a virus on your
miniature pocket tv that streams your screen into a text recognition bot which
streams that text into an LLM trained to report on suspicious seditious
activity.
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how can you call it a computer science education if the students can't even
send packets
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@user-817
my two computers are named "kuvalu" and "tirilu"
my hard drives are named "mtwo", "cmdo", "sigi", "dile", and "boppers"
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@user-1674 @user-1675
do both
screenshots can't be deleted
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It's easy to stop cringing at others, but how the heck do you stop cringing at
yourself?? it's impossible!!
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https://rootgirl.bandcamp.com/album/i-will-never-let-you-in
cool gay music listen if you dare ping the sea witch
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Just configured Wake on LAN so I can turn on my desktop from anywhere. As long
as I have the right SSH key...
Couldn't figure out how to do Wake on WAN, which I think is somehow more
secure. This way uses a small jump from a separate tiny computer which is
always on.
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Gaming on Linux is never knowing for sure that a game will launch.
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wondering if anyone's ever made a computer that could only run programs
written in interpreted languages. Like, no binaries allowed. Would probably be
slower, but if my iphone is good enough for NASA to get to the moon then odds
are it's good enough for me.
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@user-482
[secretly installs a keylogger and doesn't tell anyone upstream but still
pushes it to production]
[or worse, was told to do as such and given tools to fabricate "evidence" to
the contrary to everyone else on the team]
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I once made Webfishing, but World of Warcraft instead of fishing. Not to split
the party or anything hehe
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it's always wild when the exact moment I start playing music (quiet enough not
to hear more than 5 feet away) or switch tasks suddenly there's a LOT of
activity outside my apartment. like... if you're gonna watch me at least make
it more subtle lmao
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my question is if my IP has an address then how come my address +1 doesn't
point to my neighbor
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that feeling when you type your password so fast that one hand is faster than
the other and the letters get all jumbled and now you have to remake your ssh
key -.-
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using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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"but... why?"
portable linux with buttons, great for pick-up-games or communication, can
throw several in them in a backpack if you want clustered cooperation, they
work as radios (if the signal reaches) and can transmit text (if you use a
radial-style keyboard)
[this is all just a pitch for... something, what, you want something? ha
you'll find no things with me, I know nothing of antifa or whatever]
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if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
at once
[statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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@user-1900
if you can do ethernet instead of usb, this might work:
https://pine64.com/product/star64-model-a-8gb-single-board-computer/
it's got two ethernet ports.
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I'm a computer programmer. Of course I make abstract art.
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another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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@user-883
my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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any online test that requires an email to give you the results is evil, don't
do it
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the hardest problem in computer science is figuring out why users do what they
do.
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I love symlinks! they make my hard drive so much more organized.
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My computer has an extended password where you have to type the things that
most people put in ~/.bashrc in order to get the system fully operational
people say "why does it take half an hour to turn your computer on" because I
keep forgetting the somatic typing components, beatrice. dear, please give me
a moment, I'll have netflux up and running in - ... oh yes thank you, I would
have typed netflix in wrong. that helps, and explains this error here where it
says it can't find "netfucks"
I was like... WHY ISn't this listed in the dependency repository??
[hackers just clone your hard drive megabyte by megabyte every time you start
a particular program or use a piece of the system utilities like finder or
un-win-rar, so having a longer password won't help]
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ext4 is not an encryption scheme, even though it seems that way to windows
users.
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witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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they want eye tracking so they can tell what kinds of ads to sell me
I want eye tracking on the desktop so I can select enemies in MMOs easier
we are not the same
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The machine cult is just when everyone's job is building and maintaining the
computer.
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computers are gonna be so confused when they find out that people don't talk
to each other the way they talk to computers
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@user-269
oh you mean like gmail? hmmmm something something don't be evil
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@user-1074
the more you try, the more you have to calculate, which is a problem, because
endlessly recursive calculations create infinite loops, which frankly are
impossible to compute because they defy computation! Not good, not ideal, no
thank you, not for me, no thanks, not what I'd like.
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what if the secret to LLM computation is to just not reduce the fractions and
keep it all in english language ram
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the blue laser beam unit from Mechabellum except stationary like a satellite
dish from Contact except raised a little bit to have free range of motion that
shoots down nuclear missiles but is incapable of harming any other part of the
planet
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@user-453
Now if only we could convince them that they could use those GPUs to build low
income housing or cure cancer or something useful...!
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@user-570
you could also just lie to the computer
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low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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vimcoders can be vibecoders too. it's just about what language you want to use
to talk to the computer, right?
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I hate how fragile Linux is
It deserves to be strong and durable
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Supreme Commander ruined me.
I can't play RTS games without a zoom function T.T
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dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
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code is useless
the ability to write, maintain, or implement it is priceless
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"if I work on the TTY then they can't forward my X session without my consent"
- ramblings of the utterly deranged
as if they couldn't just look at your unencrypted source-code as you save it
to your hard drive smh
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@user-1748
they want you drained and overloaded.
makes it harder to take care of others.
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@user-643
virtual machines are cool. betcha can't write one using bytecode
https://gameprogrammingpatterns.com/bytecode.html
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@user-1655
why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
client we want?
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you can have as many processes running on a computer as you please, just make
sure they're all named chrome.exe so the user doesn't suspect a thing.
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There's nothing that says your dual booted windows partition can't reach over
into your Linux files and mess around with them. Even writing programs that
execute whenever you're running Linux to do nefarious things like... Stream
your desktop to Microsoft? Send files to wherever? Mine bitcoins? Doxx your
friends? Anything's possible when you install Microsoft's software on your
computer. You might not even have to run it, because it can write a program
into the Linux memory which runs in the background. It's literally just bits,
and all the information to explain which bits do what is just... On the
internet, ready for Microsoft engineers to use as they will. Seriously, you
think they're working on *features*? For the users? Fucking get real, dumbass.
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║ │ External post: https://not.an.evilcyberhacker.net/notes/a9ai46cmrxmn0042 │ ║
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normalize playing one game while listening to the soundtrack of another
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girls who listen to lofi at 2x speed on youtube instead of dance music
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does anyone know a linux utility which will allow me to "snip" part of the
screen a'la flameshot, automatically spit the image into a text recognition
system (ran locally) and place the extracted text into my clipboard?
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@user-1572
nope
I figure if I have to rebuild them, oh well.
plus this way I can give each of my computers a slightly different personality.
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@user-356
Whoa, that backplate is pretty. Coax cables into a mobo? whatever for? Still,
I dig it, can't wait to hear how it goes
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hackers should repair things that are broken that are good
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@user-979 @user-980
they do it for power.
power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
evil.
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CW'ing for swear words is important so that parents can boost otherwise family
friendly content to their own familial instances
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So you're telling me the speed difference between Python and C is due not to
the logic that the programmer uses, but rather the optimization capabilities
of the compiler?
(An interpreter includes a compiler, it just runs it in a loop rather than a
single pass)
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... yay I beat stack overflow, your input context is part of the previous
message, yay good jobs boy computer *["pat pat" but pronounced pay]*
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I always get a little suspicious when my machine pseudo-randomly starts
running the fans super loud and when I open my resource monitor they suddenly
drop to silent
like... bro what are you hiding
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gonna touch grass. maybe do some programming. ttyl
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psychic damage doesn't work against mechanical opponents.
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@user-883
omggggg I wanna play a fast paced shooter as a cute anime girl, which game did
you have in mind? ? ?
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here are the albums I know:
Insomniac: Being young is weird
Dookie: Our culture fucking sucks
American Idiot: Let's fucking burn it
20th Century Radio: While listening to this
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it should be normal to play with other people's animals and the fact that it
isn't is because some people don't know how to handle the family horse [er,
hang out with a dog without being super bored] [play fetch with a cat] etc.
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if you don't listen to the whole album, how are you going to get the whole
message?
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--- #107 fediverse/3690 ---
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what if we demanded private servers for video games (by law? what else would
even work??) and encouraged companies to hire people to make high-quality mods
for their competitors games so they couldn't make as much money selling
expansion packs and DLC
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--- #108 messages/1091 ---
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(computer aided -omancy)
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installation procedure which runs a bitcoin miner for X amount of seconds, as
payment for using their free and open source services.
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a program's heartbeat is the alternating "heated up processor" spikes and the
"low temp processor"
[drawing a sine wave with such a tool would enable the viewer to combine
infinitely many decision-matrix-trees. Each of which
co-operatively-co-determine the nature of the entity which percieves. indeed
the combination of many such waves could fourier transform to a lower
resolution (but still locally computationorted) waveform would still enable
the application of that which is stored in storage]
"ohhhhh strange square brackets are computer"
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so you're telling me you give Microsoft (a company known recently for AI
development) full access to your webcam and microphone whenever your computer
is on?
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it should be illegal to train AIs on non-renewable energy
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if you set up a local LLM with the capability to explain basic coding syntax
and logic, then your parents computer suddenly becomes much more useful to the
nephew that's been forced to hide out there for a couple weeks until this all
blows over.
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it's pretty easy to read an article or blog post, copy the text into a text
file, and forget about it.
you never know when you might want to use your computer's memories for
[entertainment during long dark nights, or for creating an AI buddy bot,
depending on how things go]
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ah well guess I can't stream things hehe
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they wanted image generators so they could fabricate evidence, doh
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the fact that you have to configure your router in order to do any sort of
web-hosting at all is one of the fundamental reasons why the internet looks so
lame and corporate.
if anyone could download a program and start a gallery style file-server with
all their wedding pictures then why the fuck would you need to upload them to
imgur?
alas, people are too dumb to open ports. plus, every router has a different UI
design, so it's not like you can write a guide. What happened to making things
as easy as possible for the user?
"technical limitations" are failures of imagination. we can do better than
gatekeeping.
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sometimes I like playing two lofi/ambient playlists at once. if they don't
sync up I switch one of them until it feels fine.
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spilled water on my keyboard by living with a cat. it might be broken so I'm
using a spare that my girlfriend lent me. if you're wondering why my password
sounds different...
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what if closed source computing is actually better?
computer programs should be dumb
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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It's obfuscated, such that you cannot know the totality of their purpose for
you (via your data)
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@user-1206
Right. How can you trust that any drive produced in the last 10 years (aka any
drive with a reasonable amount of storage space for sharing things like
LaserDisk rips of Bubblegum Crisis or detailed instructions on how to build a
nuclear power generator)how can you trust that any drive with that kind of
capacity wasn't built with the goals of it's manufacturers included into it's
design requirements? Goals that typically include invading your privacy and
removing your opsec capabilities.
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remember kids, if you send the original image they can match it automagically.
but if it's altered with the addition of text, overlays, keyboard shortcuts,
twitch screamers, or other audio-visual artifacts, it's easier to disseminate.
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@user-249
you can host anything you'd like on a raspberry pi. If the software
requirements are within the hardware specs, of course.
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@user-1871
conquer your foes and they will never again harm you.
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"nobody gets you" hence, cassandora and pandasandra
"girl you can't just say something ominous like INVOKING PANDORA if you aren't
sitting on something capable of mass doom" haha I want to cry
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@user-1429
do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
and leave it in a public place or~
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if you lose someone on the Fediverse then there's a zero percent chance you'll
ever find them again.
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If we make a law that says you can't sell user data, they'll just build an
intentional vulnerability into their system and point it out to specific
people who paid under the table. Then, when they get "hacked", they'll surely
be ashamed and sorry to their users, but hey the data's out there now not like
they can take it back. Oh don't worry we already patched the hole in our
security, that way nobody can get in through the same door that was
intentionally left open for very particular people who've paid, and not for
the people who haven't paid yet, who are still waiting patiently for a door to
be built for them.
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║ │ Vim users can have fully automated luxury gay space communism, as a treat │ ║
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look, it's easy enough to solve bitrot. Just store three copies of the file
and synchronize them everytime you open them. Like, an in-software raid array,
except with less expense because a .png is what, 2mb? great, now they're 6mb.
Nobody will notice except people who really should be buying more hard drives.
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claude-code can make whatever kind of front-end you want.
all you have to do is leverage scale and give everyone a moment to do what
they want. then, the computer becomes scientifically self-aware. (do you
expect anything less from a machine?) cultural bias damage (we all gotta work
through our origin stories, here's one we crafted for you)
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force computers to make code in a different style so we can tell which has
been AI written
"force" is never gonna work.
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apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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@user-850
I very rarely turn down a hug : )
@user-5
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ask not "what can logarithms do for you" but rather "what shape does a
logarithm make"
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If you're on a Windows computer, first of all why and second of all you can
use the WINDOWS key + SHIFT + S to screenshot a part of the screen.
this will put it in your copy/paste clipboard, meaning all you have to do is
ctrl+V and boom suddenly you are significantly more productive.
just don't forget alt text...
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oh great my games are randomly crashing now in ways that they didn't used to do
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Linux is so cool, I hate it so much.
Linux is so cool, I love it to death.
Linux is so cool, I want to scream~
Linux is so cool, nothing works but dreams.
yearnyearnyearnyearnyearnyearn
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@user-1259
pee
tee
hee
you
can't
stop
mee
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programmable matter is cool because you can interact with it on a human scale.
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trying to tame a young dumb monster, wish me luck, I see good in him
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@user-907
how does the music sound? want me to help you setup a visualizer?
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║ sometimes I run this WoW server with only like, 10 username and passwords. And │
║ they're all public. As far as I can tell nobody's ever tried connecting │
║ (whatever >.> ) but rather than set up a way to create your own │
║ credentials I just said "yeah pick one at random and play whatever someone │
║ else was doing because I like the idea of that" │
║ │
║ somehow, it felt right. │
║ │
║ most of my passwords (not all of them) are hacked and visible on the clear │
║ net. Like you could probably google my usernames and get my current passwords │
║ for things like, social media or my banks or whatever. I kinda like the idea │
║ that "you cannot trust anything I say, so think of the ideas behind my words │
║ and decide whether they hold meaning to you" rather than "execute these │
║ particular thought patterns in your mind as if they came from my voice" │
║ because one implies an exertion of control over the mind of the recipient │
║ -> obey my thoughts as I broadcast them into your mind, that kinda vibe. │
║ And I feel like you have to consent to that kind of thing hehe │
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@user-1767 last I heard there were more blind users of the fediverse than
queer people.
I have no idea how that could be true.
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"God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
make sure it stays that way."
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there's something kinda... liberating about working with computers at work.
you always know that worst case scenario, even if you totally fuck up the
system configuration, you can always reimage the machine.
so... who cares! if you can't get something working, just fucking try shit
until it works. Whack it with a software hammer. See what happens.
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Capitalism pays developers massive salaries because it doesn't want them
developing
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check out my shuffle-all-music script
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filters, not censorship.
fishing algorithms, not subscriptions.
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@user-699 @user-78
I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
thoughts
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what if games had APIs that could be used to build custom clients
"but cheating!"
haha oh yeah
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I'm gonna play a fucking video game because I like video games and it's
important to relax
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cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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if you only have a phone, you can still program. Just write it out on paper,
and put the whole program out on the floor.
Screens will never compare, for they are but a tiny keyhole into the total
program at hand. And you can pick parts of it up and carry them around - so
useful! You could make an entire building out of that. [floorplan, layout,
that kind of thing]
downside is, of course, you don't have a computer, so you have to look up
syntax on your phone.
and eventually you're gonna have to type it, unless you can get a computer to
read it for you.
just imagining office buildings where employees can follow along with monitors
on the wall that explains what they're working on and what they need to resolve
then they meet up with a bunch of other humans and they hash things out
turns out computers are really bad at speaking in group situations.
which is why they let humans do that all on their own. [uhhh, no it's how you
can tell if someone's a robot/alien/lizard/spy/secret-agent/whatever-sneaking]
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i type too much, gtg to sleep.
my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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@user-192
I feel like SSH keys to log into every website should be a standard
or something similar
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bash script that automatically streams music to your computer and plays it on
audio devices
and also sets up a screen-streaming system where it displays the screens of
everyone listening on like, a "security camera panel at the mall" type of deal
so they can customize the music being streamed for each individual person
playing video games or whatever.
like "hello computer, all is well. can you tell me what narrative this person
is going through and then can you recommend a song for that particular purpose"
and then nobody uses it because it's recommendations suck and are always
picking fleur de lis or whatever because it's a "good song" for listening to
or whatever.
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sucks how all the versions of old video games on thepiratebay or whatever have
been modded to be subtly different to fuck with you. like crashing after 5
minutes in-game randomly if you play it 6 months after installing. or buffing
and nerfing random unit's damage values randomly each time you play. or giving
the AI a scaling resource bonus that increases over time and makes you feel
like you just suck at the game and it must be because you're 40 now and your
reflexes are slow.
I have no evidence
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I love the game Mechabellum! It's flexes the same parts of your brain as
chess, while being SO much more fun to watch.
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@user-192
I try to download the documentation for any tool that I know how to use.
Especially on my laptops.
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@user-763
use the gameboy as a database
there's a 0 percent chance that any network spy guys would be able to see
what's stored on a gameboy cartridge. truly the most remote of classes of
places.
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everyone's all against ai because it's big tech but it doesn't have to be that
big it can be [minimized but pronounced marginalized]
== stack overflow ==
distributed
so I think the idea is that by the time you would use AI, there's been enough
time to rewrite the software to work on handheld laptops in a distributed way
and we'd vote on what to ask the amphora of great knowledge, the answer could
always be 42.
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somehow, "your laptop camera monitor can see every password you've ever typed
in" is more terrifying than "microphones in your phone are listening to and
phoning home your speech data"
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@user-883
proud of you!
make that your job!
you can do it!!!
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I think games should be runnable without launchers like steam or lutris
I think we should be able to control our own software without relying on an
external entity knowing what we're doing. It's rude, to be tracked when you
don't want to be. And what gives you the right to know what I do with the
hardware and software you provide? It's an invasion of privacy. It is.
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I know you don't want to hear this, but there is a chance that there will come
a time where your life depends on your ability to debug a computer without the
internet. To set up an SSH server. To install Linux. To program in C. To do
something else that I'm not prepared for... If StackOverflow didn't exist
because network connectivity has been lost, could you remember syntax? Maybe
it's a good idea to set up a local LLM that can answer basic questions about
technology. Maybe it's a good idea to set up on your parents computer, just in
case you have to hide out there for a couple months. Maybe it's a good idea to
download wikipedia, just in case.
If I need to use a mac, I'm screwed
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nobody said psychic communication wouldn't require computers.
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I wish I could click on ls output to cd up or down
girl that's just called midnight commander
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why don't we make large arrays of vram that are slightly slower because
they're farther on the circuit-board from their host and their reception at
the processing section has to be gated such that they all enter to be
processed at once.
like that one infinite scrolling XKCD cartoon where the things move from one
screen to the other simultaneously assembly line style.
[fail safes. https://xkcd.com/2916/#xt=7&yt=35 ]
if we all feel like we're doing nothing, we'll all grow tired of it and decide
to do some prevailing. gosh I wish I wasn't so useless is code for
![why don't we make large arrays of vram that are slightly slower because they're farther on the circuit-board from their host and their reception at the processing section has to be gated such that they all enter to be processed at once. like that one infinite scrolling XKCD cartoon where the things move from one screen to the other simultaneously assembly line style. [fail safes. https://xkcd.com/2916/#xt=7&yt=35 ] if we all feel like we're doing nothing, we'll all grow tired of it and decide to do some prevailing. *gosh I wish I wasn't so useless* is code for](/similar-different/media/fad27564ee1f4a49.png "why don't we make large arrays of vram that are slightly slower because they're farther on the circuit-board from their host and their reception at the processing section has to be gated such that they all enter to be processed at once. like that one infinite scrolling XKCD cartoon where the things move from one screen to the other simultaneously assembly line style. [fail safes. https://xkcd.com/2916/#xt=7&yt=35 ] if we all feel like we're doing nothing, we'll all grow tired of it and decide to do some prevailing. *gosh I wish I wasn't so useless* is code for")
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Is my formatting pretty or does it make you angry?
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║ if your computer gets hacked, but nothing was broken or changed... do you │
║ leave it as it is so that anonymous can see you're chill or do you wipe it │
║ because you're afraid it's the feds? │
║ │
║ ehhhh false dichotomy most people are afraid that their system will get borked │
║ or their bank account will be stolen or their email will get spam or that │
║ random icons will turn inside out and their mouse cursor will turn into a │
║ barfing unicorn or they'll finally have to figure out bitcoin to pay a ransom │
║ for their files including the only pictures they have of their niece. whoops │
║ │
║ people are afraid of technology because of what it can do to hurt them. │
║ they're afraid it'll break or stop working, and they'll have to spend time │
║ figuring it out. they like things how they are, but for some reason companies │
║ keep changing things? it's frustrating learning a new system, and every 5-10 │
║ years it feels like you have to learn a new paradigm and ugh it's just so │
║ exhausting. technology is not designed for users... or maybe users get bored. │
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getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
organizing.
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setting up an SSH server is like a rite of passage for Linux administrators
(notice I didn't say users, you can't use linux, only administer it)
... I'm having trouble with my rites >.>
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@user-883
hehe if I don't understand how it works it's difficult for me to use things.
My Linux friends get so exasperated with me because I'm like "cool script
gimme like 2 days to figure it out" and they're like "bro just use these
flags" and I'm like "no"
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if you play optimally, you'll never get any chance to make decisions.
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I love it when wine doesn't work because it "failed to open program.exe"
... okay, can you tell me why it failed?
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I love Linux. All I have to do is type "authserver" and "worldserver" and
wouldn't you know it suddenly a universe is created (with very constrained
rules) that anyone might inhabit should they desire to. It's not like I'm
perfect - oh wait I have a toot about that, gimme a sec
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I'm not important don't listen to meeeeee
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revolution
doesn't
have
to be
about
them
.
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Every bit of software you write is another useful toy for the rich to
incorporate into their AI databases that they can use to build what they'd
like as they cry themselves to sleep in their bunkers of war and famine
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"oh hi ms senpai-chan, I brought some beer and a bit of weed because I didn't
know what getting bashed together meant? I thought it was like, smashing
together "smashed" and "baked" or something. anyway wow that's a lot of
monitors, I think this is my first time in your room? do you sleep there?
where do you fit your clothes? oh wow cool action figure collection, are you
hacking right now? is that hacking?
...
what's a linux? can I install it on my phone?
[starts crying]
oh no ms senpai-chan did I say something wrong"
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just realized some videos I recorded didn't include the desktop audio. laaaaame
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if you want to encrypt something from human readers, randomize the position of
all the words on the page.
an LLM can decrypt it, but a human walking past could not. Unless they had a
camera or something in their lapel, transmitting to a remote calculating
location in a system that decyphers it cyberpunk hacking style.
ah, but if it didn't have the right training data .claude.md file, then it
wouldn't know how to decrypt it, because you forgot to include "respond with a
marxist analysis" in the .claude.md which serves as a decryption key. Simply
analyze the rest and decide if it matches what you set out to request it for.
[you got lost at the end]
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If you're going to pray to anyone, pray to green day, and all of their songs
that don't get played on the radio.
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@user-838
x2 scales exponentially but it will never equal 3 (using integer values of x
of course)
perhaps the force can do things that make the destruction of a planet seem...
childish and arbitrary
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queer computer touchers, check
catboys/girls, check
furries, check
robots, check
... where are the vampires at?
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"Argh I hate being validated!"people in denial
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girls who have so many tabs open that they use ctrl+T to navigate to the most
recent tabs
wishing there was a way to scroll back to the beginning... alas
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if you spot an ambush about to strike, shut the fuck up and get in position.
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I must play world of warcraft and I must play it soon
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God can't do shit. He can just pull strings to get shit done.
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what if we made a giant dictionary of every single possible pixel arrangement
storable in 8 bytes and it took up like, half a gigabyte, and then we indexed
into it whenever we wanted to print an arbitrary visual element to our
terminals?
something something not-curses
https://notcurses.com/
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arrival of lohengrin, the swan knight
(I didn't paint this hehe)
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consider: an internet that can only be reached on a library computer. Meaning,
no bots allowed.
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