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old school programmers use short variable names because the computer monitors
they would code on had a lower resolution, meaning fewer characters per line.
why waste pixels being verbose?
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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programming makes you smarter which is why we should teach it to everyone we
can
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the hardest problem in computer science is figuring out why users do what they
do.
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what kind of linux user are you if you don't even like reading terminal
output? it's USEFUL and INTERESTING information!
WHY ELSE WOULD THE PROGRAMMER OUTPUT IT???
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@user-5 why not just use a keyboard? 🙃
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{[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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@user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
at once
[statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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all modern software should be written in a multithreaded way, change my mind
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@user-757 @user-192
true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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the reason rent is so expensive is because of all the surveillance equipment
they need to pay for and upkeep
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why don't we teach git in high school?
oh yeah, because microsoft word is not plain text.
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neat
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it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
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@user-1850
why not just reduce the number of ping checks to see if they're still
connected? if nobody's talking then why bother sending nothing to nowhere?
the bandwidth for silence is free.
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why don't corporations let you write code in whatever language you want? it's
trivial to run a compiler or interpreter inside of another program.
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@user-1035
Even better if you say "you do you too"
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Look at the unique patterns in a programming language, and you will find
within them a usecase.
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if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
mathematics are wrong.
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@user-1655
why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
client we want?
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◀─╔═══════════════════════════════[BOOST]═════════════════════════════════───────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ Linux admins when they have to use Windows: :/ │║║││║║│ Windows admins when they have to use Linux: :\ │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧───────╝─▶
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we should reward frugality as much as value-creation.
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what if we could record and playback certain timeframes of our CPU and RAM
status and use it for debug purposes
like running some code in a VM every time you wanted to show a youtube video
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ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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◀─╔══════════════════════[BOOST]═══════════════════════──────────────────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ i will use CW for #USpol if computer people start using CW for tech computer boring linux software posting. i said what i said │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────╝─▶
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a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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some people hear words like "datastructures" and "object-oriented programming"
and think they're made up terms that don't mean anything important.
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frankly it makes a ton of sense to me that computer programmers would have a
game playing in the monitor. Gotta keep those brains active after all.
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Why would we say not to divide by zero? We literally do it every time we use
the percent sign smh [silly]
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@user-110 Exactly! I play games to practice strategy and empathy, not to stand
triumphant over a virtual foe. Why should I care for the lessons of others
when mine so often go unlearnt?
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universal basic income is nice and all, but what about universal basic rations?
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reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
gets younger every year
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I legitimately think computers should write code and software engineers should
write legislation and lawyers should resolve problem tickets made by aggrieved
citizens while judges do their best to just keep the boat floating
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strategy games level up your wisdom stat.
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@user-570
what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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vim plugin where every tab changes the font color
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paparazzi should work for their target.
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@user-608
games-as-an-api when
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The best way to program computers is to organize them according to their
relations. Like, when x increases by 4 then y increases by 2 - basically, a
math equation that you can continuously solve by calculating more and more
comprehensively and deeply.
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#CDCsays there's no difference between a stick and a mud, when it comes down
to it
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@user-89 hence why it shut down, I guess
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Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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why would I want other people using my computer? They don't know how to use my
computer! They might break something or mess something up or automatically
read/edit my files that are stored in standard locations through the usage of
a script which automagically scans and ransomwares machines on the internet
who store their files in specific standardized locations! no thank you.
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why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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... and then things got turned up to eleven
what were they at before?
... eleven. why do you ask?
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ritz why would you say this
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The schizophrenic sees truth in dazzling displays of colors unknown to man,
while the neurotypical sees truth in shades of gray that can be reasoned with.
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why did g0d see fit to put the zero right next to the o key
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dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
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My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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code is useless
the ability to write, maintain, or implement it is priceless
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programmable matter is cool because you can interact with it on a human scale.
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worth
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I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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@user-246
a short whistled tune that you both know? it's a classic
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why does eggnog taste American to me???
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everyone's paying attention to you Ritz, why are you self destructing?
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Why tf are the geese flying north
It's october...
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Life is just a series of minigames for your primate brain to solve that are
generated by an impossibly complex algorithm with a dash of ethical
value-based choices thrown in.
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vibecoders write detailed instructions. "A for loop which iterates through all
of the elements" and not "a package manager that stores all of it's instants"
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okay but why has nobody ever approached AI from a game design perspective like
seriously there should be researchers who are multidisciplined in this kind of
thing
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(computer aided -omancy)
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Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
when
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@user-1061
that happens sometimes, no clue why.
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computer science exists as the border between philosophy and mathematics,
while society exists as the border of computer science and biology
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What works for me might not work for another,
But
What works for me might work for another.
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what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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what if we taxed every ounce of resource that companies wasted
(maybe with a multiplier for the current relative value of the substance -
diamonds are more valuable than apples per pound)
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@user-889
perhaps you need a community, rather than a friend? just a guess
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still waiting for a brand of kitty litter that absorbs moisture at about the
same rate that you need to replace it...
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something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat
it" or something like that
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@user-1370
wawawawawawawawawa : )
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@user-95
that makes sense to me!
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humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
do
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When someone remakes content into a different expression like a remake or
reboot or whatever it gives a different message in its meaning - some
circumstances and characters can apply for more than one message I'm it's
meaning
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what if the secret to LLM computation is to just not reduce the fractions and
keep it all in english language ram
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what if the reason god doesn't intervene is because all of their powers are
warcrimes
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could give us some experience organizing small, short-term projects to
accomplish specific goals and tasks in an ad-hoc way that relied less upon
procedure and more on "I think so-and-so knows something about that, they were
looking into those files and posted a breakdown of how they work yesterday"
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girls who have so many tabs open that they use ctrl+T to navigate to the most
recent tabs
wishing there was a way to scroll back to the beginning... alas
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Freedom to do anything, and the liberty to choose as you please.
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hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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arithmatic control flow
If A, then B. Else C
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does anyone know of any fedi software that lets you link to a particular post
and read forward on a person's timeline from there? Or back I guess, but
chronological viewing specifically.
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@user-440
please please please please please please please please please please please
please
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@user-78
elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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when someone deletes what they were typing and starts over, that means they
have something more to share and you should try and figure out what it is with
questions.
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what if corporations gave better quality products to people who clicked
through their advertisement
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everyone's all like "why would you spend so much effort writing that software
in a distributed way when it works so well in a centralized manner" and the
answer is because you never know when you're going to need to train an LLM on
like, 400 raspberry pi's or calculate the velocity of an unladen swallow as it
circles a black hole the size of mercury or whatever physicists do in their
spare time
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This gun is my sword
This blade is my weapon
And my foes will lay before me
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the computer, fundamentally, cannot know who is logged into it.
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Anyway here's what i came to say:
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privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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Capitalism pays developers massive salaries because it doesn't want them
developing
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^^^^ this is why nobody will hire me T.T
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Don't write self documenting code! Force people to read the documentation so
they know how to use it
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true AI is when no decision or logical momentum can be explained by "... and
that value was randomly generated." -- (my opinion)
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@user-570
I wonder how it would feel to bind numpad enter to tab instead?
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@user-156 alone, as all men do?
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it's not a community if nobody would ask where you've been.
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the standard keyboard was designed when global variables were more common,
hence why the CAPS_LOCK key is so prominent.
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naturally occurring computers would never produce wires, or liquid cooling, or
anything that ever required any sort of configuration or external
environmental conditions.
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What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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I'm going to write some lua code that doesn't do anything useful and which I
don't share with anyone
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@user-1748
they want you drained and overloaded.
makes it harder to take care of others.
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born to write xlock screensavers
cursed to shitpost
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configuring Linux is programming
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eat another pickle
you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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because it has offices.
for people to work in.
who might not necessarily live there.
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According to a sign that I passed just four days ago, I have one day left.
Whatever that means.
so next week better be good.
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@user-1716
there's already a web browser named surf 🙃 it's much more minimal than this
one tho
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made a video about ghost ninjas
https://youtu.be/WQ3nQqR40Ac
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anything with layers is an open-faced sandwich
or a pizza in disguise
rawr ex dee
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sorry for the double post, had to redact things
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@user-192 @user-763
omg who is that and why do I have gender envy
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@user-579
maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
brownie points
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Hey. Are you bored on this lovely Saturday afternoon? Why not go and tidy up
your cable management? I know it's a rats nest but it's gotta get better
somehow.
ritz, it's Monday.
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listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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<bang slam kerblam> there goes another line into ram. wonder what it's
used for.
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@user-1573
... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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🖼
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@user-302
so like Color out of Space?
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AI is worth less if it can't learn what a human can with the same amount of
facts as a human.
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Dear me, please edit this picture so that its a little shorter and only shows
my text. Thanks!
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if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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Infinity is not the highest number.
Infinity is not any number of numbers.
Infinity is all of the numbers in one sigil.
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when you change profile pictures the beings inside my brain see you as a
different entity
less so for names, as visuals are [closer to] their native language
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how can you call it a computer science education if the students can't even
send packets
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just because someone did something one way and it worked, doesn't mean you
have to do it that way again.
but you should have a reason why you aren't doing it that way.
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A god is less of an object and more of a direction.
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what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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what if you could make multiple mastodon accounts in the UI and sort your
followers into bins that corresponded to which account you wanted to see and
switch between with the push of a button
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Fighting each other is such a waste of ammo.
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what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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I love dispatch tables! which is a term I just learned and a concept I have
been using for a while.
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does anyone know of a Firefox addon that will automagically zoom any document
on the web such that there are approximately 80 characters per line?
#firefox
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4/20
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@user-192
saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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I hate how fragile Linux is
It deserves to be strong and durable
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video games are better than ruminating
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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how cherished. how divine.
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If you want to write object oriented C, just make one file per class and use
static functions for private methods.
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The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
can understand and work with.
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witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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mystical, not mstical [microsoft style]
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this is why AI is evil, as explained to a witch.
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when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
unremarkable at your leisure.
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@user-1773
what if all programs had legally mandated APIs which had to be called every
time text was displayed on the screen which wrote to a piece of shared memory
with read-only privileges that could be read by text-displaying applications?
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@user-192
still is for DWM as far as I can tell 😭 👍
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│ CW: 3/20 swearing │
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3/20
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--help is always easier to read than "man"
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@user-1879
good
helpful, and useful
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vibe coding is just writing comments in increasing detail until the generated
code matches what you need.
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what if we just put two windows in each window, and made one have glass and
the other had screen. Then, slide one or both and you can open or close.
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tell me this: why do Starlink satellites need lights on them at all?
can't they just operate in the dark, as floating hunks of metal sending
signals to-and-fro?
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the cool kids are doing graffiti
the smart ones have something to say
the clever ones do it at night
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--- #165 fediverse/2502 ---
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@user-1218
I wish English was more inclusive >.>
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how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
html?
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│ CW: music │
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http://schizoid.in/
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@user-979 @user-980
they do it for power.
power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
evil.
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the "village idiot" doesn't need to lack smarts, so long as everyone else is
in on it.
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@user-217
spidersilk masquerade
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@user-428
sometimes I think about how much more productive I'd be if I had a code editor
that let me draw arrows and smiley faces and such alongside the code. Or if I
could position things strangely, like two functions side-by-side with boxes
drawn around them. Or diagrams or flowcharts or graphs or...
something that would output to raw txt format, but would present itself as an
image that could be edited.
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... what
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low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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@user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262
heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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just compiled my digital writing and apparently I've written about 60,000
lines of 80 characters :ms_confused:
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what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
time [in the export data functionality]
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Crazy, or just superstitious to a fault?
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jan soweli
[stolen from reddit]
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what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
damage clothes
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sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
I hope that's okay
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nobody could have expected rogue trickster spirits operating in the pacific
northwest, but hey here we are.
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but I like moonmen T.T
what if the ISS was untethered
"send thrusters to space? why bother? just use them down on the surface to get
that extra oomph!"
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Like, UBI that encourages education mixed with wage equality laws.
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You can learn a lot about someone by asking how long their commute is.
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--- #186 fediverse_boost/6053 ---
◀─╔═══════════════════════════════[BOOST]═════════════════════════════════───────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ i post compulsively lmfao │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧───────╝─▶
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the user knows more than the programmer
[more/better]
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--- #188 messages/37 ---
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https://portland.craigslist.org/clk/trd/d/vancouver-masonry-helper/7350227695.h
tml
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--- #189 fediverse/2906 ---
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I want to live in a world where people die when they're bored instead of old.
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@user-1352
ooooooo what kind of books do you read?
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@user-249
you can host anything you'd like on a raspberry pi. If the software
requirements are within the hardware specs, of course.
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@user-246
there is a reason to be annoyed, and that reason is that storing numbers as
"dynamically typed" string values is both inefficient and frustrating due to
the bugs it provokes.
Not sure how common those bugs are in HTML, but dynamically typed languages
like Python and Javascript have a whole class of potential errors that are
significantly more difficult to debug than on C or Rust where the variables
are statically typed
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curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #194 fediverse/3624 ---
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I am sincere, which is why I die so quickly
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@user-25 this but for Reddit pls
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I once heard that when you click a link, the developer of the website can tell
which website you came from. idk if that's true or not.
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apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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The reason teachers are paid so little is so that only those who care will do
it.
Too bad they're burnt out.
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@user-883
my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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◀─╔══════════════════════════[BOOST]════════════════════════════─────────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ still waiting to find the energy and headspace to write an irritated blog post about why the fact that most toolchains are like 80% of the learning curve for those who are just getting into programming (especially on windows) │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┴───────╝─▶